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[crickets chirping]

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[distant riverboat horn]

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[violin solo]

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ROCKY: Old Man River!

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That seems far too austere a name
for something made of mirth and rage.

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[rapid bowing]

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O, roiling red-blood river vein.
If chief among your traits is age,

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[plucks violin]
you’re a wily, convoluted sage.

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[Rocky laughs and plays a note]

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Is “old” the thing to call what rings
the vernal heart of wester-lore?

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What brings us
brassy myth-made kings.

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[triumphant stroke]

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And a preponderance
of bug-type things.

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[whining vibrato]

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[echoing]
To challenge titans come before!

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[violin playing continues]

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O, demiurge
to a try at Avalon-once-more?

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And what august vitality

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in your wide aorta stream.

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You must have had to oversee

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alchemic change of timber beam

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to iron, brick and engine steam!

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Your umber whiskey waters
lance the prideful, sober sovereignty

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of faulty-haloed temperance,

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and wilt her self-sure countenance;

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Yes, righteousness is vanity.

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[chuckling]
But sport’s for imps, not elderly.

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So if there’s a name for migrant mass

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of veteran frivolity

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That snakes through seas
of prairie grass

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and groves of summer sassafras;

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A name that flows as roguishly

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as wild waters, fast and free,

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[violin stops]
It’s your true name:

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Mississippi.

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IVY: Ahem!

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[melodramatic] It’s abundantly clear!

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You forgot us down here.

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ROCKY: Encore?

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Uh, no encore?

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IVY: Please, no. No, that’s plenty.
FRECKLE: It’s fine. We’re fine.

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Eh, should I, eh, add a d- dance?

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ROCKY: Extra stanzas?

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[wheezing laugh]
There’s more where that came from!

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Please don’t ruin musical theater
for everyone.

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I’m not sure lookouts

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are supposed to make
such a ruckus anyway.

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IVY: Why don’t you come down here
and grab a shovel?

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ROCKY: Alas, Miss Pepper.

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I was cursed,
cursed with these spaghetti arms!

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So, I do what I can.

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I provide the a-!

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[crashing violin noises]

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I provide the ambiance.

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Baby-Face provides the muscle.

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Look at him digging
his way to martyrdom,

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the little go-getter!

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Now, how about a little
rhapsody in G minor for company?

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Fine!
If you’re not going to help us work,

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you’re going to have to
double as the dirt rag.

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[shovel hits wood]
FRECKLE: Rocky?

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ROCKY: Ah!
FRECKLE: I think I fou-

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[cackling]

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IVY: Is that it?
ROCKY: Well, if it isn’t,

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we’ll have some awkward explaining
to do to the family of, uh…

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[struggling to read]
Herman Hapfamschfeel?

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[frogs croaking]

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[horned owl calls]

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What was that?
Did you hear something?

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It’s all these unresting spirits!

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ROCKY: We’re trespassin’
on their turf.

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[over-the-top Irish accent]
But there’s naught ye can do about it,

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ye feisty devils!

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FRECKLE: [sighs]
I wish my mum was here.

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What? Blasphemy! That force
of nature, she’d stop us dead.

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I know.

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Oh, Freckle.

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Don’t tell me you aren’t having
a good time

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showing off your shoveling skills
for hotsy-totsy over here.

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[train horn]

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ROCKY: [laughing] Begorra!

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For a moment there,
I thought it was your mom.

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This is why you don’t go
rilin’ up spirits

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and digging up graves
and sacrilegin’ and

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ROCKY: Settle down, cousin.

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The spirits are all bottled up.
[laughs]

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Hundred years past,
Burke and Hare were up to much worse.

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And things turned out just fine
for them.

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FRECKLE: D- didn’t they ge- hang ‘em?
ROCKY: Details, Freckle. Details.

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Now show me your crowbar skills.

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[shy laughter]

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[coffin opening]

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[whispering] Oh, thank the saints.
[glass bottles clattering]

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Ah, liquid gold! Dionysian delight!

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Better still, Canadian whiskey!

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ROCKY: [humming]

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I think we should hurry.

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IVY: I’ll start the car.
ROCKY: [singing] Whiskey in the jar.

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Uh, leave the headlamps off.
Can’t be too careful.

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Right.
We’ve been so discreet up until now.

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FRECKLE: Oh, uh. Ah, dang it.
ROCKY: No!

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ROCKY: Don’t let that get away!
Miss M can’t spare a drop!

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Murderation!

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Where’s that spotlight
when we need it, Miss Pepper?

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ROCKY: Well now the spirits are afoot.
FRECKLE: Hold on! I got it! I got it!

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ROCKY: That is my foot!
That’s not what I meant!

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FRECKLE: Well, I can’t see!

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ROCKY: Ah! There it is!

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FRECKLE: Gah! Stop it!
ROCKY: Y- you!

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FRECKLE: Get off me, Rocky!
ROCKY: Ow!

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FRECKLE: Hey! Ah! Get off!

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Ah!

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[car door opens]

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[car engine revs]

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Excuse me hee!
[gunfire]

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IVY: [confused screaming]

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[gunshot]
SERAFINE: [laughs]

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[gunfire]

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Ah!

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NICODEME: [laughs]
IVY: [confused screaming continues]

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Look like we got
some live ones tonight.

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SERAFINE: [laughs] Yeah. C’est bon.

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The chase is the best part.

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[gunfire]

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Get in!

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Get in get in get in!

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MORDECAI: [sighs]
Let’s not prolong this.

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This is a trifling matter.

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We have other business to tend to.

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Yeah. But none of it
near as fun as this gon’ be.

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Mm! Can’t let the competition
go unchecked.

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Even a little vermin,
they got a way of

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festering.

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Allons!

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Where’d you learn to drive like that?

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I didn’t!

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[Music: “Olive Branch” by Sepiatonic]

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ROCKY: Didn’t?
IVY: Learn to drive!

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Well, you’re so bad at it,
you’ve confounded the enemy!

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Nicely done.

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[car horn]

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[gasps]

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Keep confounding! Keep confounding!

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[grunts]

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Now we need a performance from you,
torpedo boy!

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Ah!

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No no no no!

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ROCKY: Yes yes yes!

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FRECKLE: No no!

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Don’t be modest!

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I, I, I g- I, um

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[shaky] I…

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Play us a symphony.

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[gunfire]
[glass shatters]

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IVY: Holy simoleon!
SERAFINE: [laughs]

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[gasps] No!

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[screams]

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IVY: What’s going on back there?

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SERAFINE: All right. What the-?
NICODEME: [laughs]

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I guess this one is the bait.

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Oh no stay with me!

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[maniacal laughter]
[gunfire]

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NICODEME: Hoo.
SERAFINE: [laughs]

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NICODEME: [laughs]
SERAFINE: Whoo!

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[coughs] I think I swallowed a bug.

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You got a big, fat bebette for dinner?
No fair.

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[coughs and spits]
Naw. Just more glass. [laughs]

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Profoundly unprofessional.

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Well, they got more
firepower than I expected.

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But you want to take over drivin’
back there?

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No.

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Especially now that you
have alleviated us of our windshield.

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Aw. You don’t like how we play?

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How about you stop spectatin’
and throw in, cher?

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Or do we have to worry
about you getting

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sentimental about old times?

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FRECKLE: [laughing]

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Now what? Now what?

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Brakes!

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Gyaah ha ha!
[gunfire]

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[gun clicks]

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[tires squeal]

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ROCKY: Turn here! Make a left!
IVY: What? What turn?

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ROCKY: Hang louie! Left Hook!
IVY: Let go!

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ROCKY: Sinister! Port!
IVY: There’s no left here!

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[clock ticking]

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ROCKY: Use your imagination,
Miss Pepper!

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IVY: Dang it! Rocky! I can’t steer!

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[clock ticking]

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[gunshot]
[tires squeal]

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IVY: Whoa! [warbling scream]

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[smash]

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[crash]

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[maniacal laughter]

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[door slams]

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Oh, is it playtime now?

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Do you think we’re safe?

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[fabric rips]
[low growl]

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[strained] Sorry! Sorry.

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I didn’t mean to. It’s just that

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there’s a ho- a fire.

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A burning hot fire i- in, uh.

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In the eh c- engine compartment!

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IVY: [gasps]
FRECKLE: [sighs]

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BOTH: [cough]
IVY: The radiator!

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[sizzling]
IVY: [inhales sharply]

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Hot hot hot!

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[unhinged laughter]

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[throaty cackling]

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[echoing thud]

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[door creaks]

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[cackling]

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[lights buzz]

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Ooooh!

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Oh, the world is full of magic things!

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I just need a ticket to ride.

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[light sparks]
[carnival music starts]

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CARNIVAL BARKER: Step right up!
Get your tickets! Get your popcorn!

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Watch the world’s
most idiotic stuntman

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ride an elephant
through a flaming gauntlet of-

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IVY: Well, I’m nearly out
of sleeves and ideas.

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ROCKY: [laughing]
IVY: The engine is still too hot!

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I don’t even know if this-

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You said there was a pistol
in here somewhere?

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There’s always one
wedged in the seat.

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IVY: Well, I guess that’s a gun.

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[gunfire]
BOTH: Ah!

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I’ll draw them away.
You start the car.

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Please.

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[gunfire]

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This is going to take
longer if you scatter them.

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What happened to you
that made you hate fun?

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[tiny gunshot]

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MORDECAI: [sighs]
I’ll take care of that.

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MORDECAI: Disable the vehicle.

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[engine struggling]

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Raspberries!

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Aha!

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[gunshots]

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[clock ticking]

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[gunshot]

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IVY: [grunting]

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[gasps]

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Hi.

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Ah!
[gunshots]

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IVY: [screams]
FRECKLE: [gasps] No. No no no no no!

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No!
[gunshots]

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MORDECAI: Four, five, six.

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[gun clicks]

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[gunshot]
Agh!

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NICODEME: [laughs]
IVY: [muffled cries]

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Bonsoir, mes amis.

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[rumbling]

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[clock ticking]

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[explosion]
ROCKY: [maniacal laughter]

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[laughing]
What the hell is this?

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Child, that’s eleven kinds of stupid!

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[explosion]

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The sudden circus comes to town!

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ROCKY: [cackles]
[explosion]

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The behemoth and the top-hat clown.
[explosion]

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Come gather, gather all around.
[gunshot]

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See them rain their fire down!
[explosions]

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[laughter]
[gunshots]

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Serafine!

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[explosion]

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[coughing]

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IVY: [whimpering]

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[gasps]

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FRECKLE: [coughs]
IVY: What’s happening?

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Rocky.

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ROCKY: [maniacal laughter]

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Ahh! You can brandish up
your whip and chair,

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[explosion]

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ROCKY: but the circus train’s
a blazin’ tear!

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[explosion]
ROCKY: [cackles]

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Said the clown with daring air,

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“We’ll make our three rings anywhere!”

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[metal clunk]

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Whoop!
[fabric tears]

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[coughs and spits]

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[loud clang]

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[metal screeching]

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[cricket chirps]
[explosion]

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[rushing water]

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[cat hiss]

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[rushing water]

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[water dripping]

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[engine starts]

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FRECKLE: Rocky!

00:15:41.570 --> 00:15:44.000
Come on, mudbug!

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Ohhh. We got to skedaddle!

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[clock ticking]

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[sighs]

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[panting]

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Oh, are my eyebrows still on?

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Uhh, yep.

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Aces!

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Here, Freckle. I got you a souvenir.

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[screams]

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ROCKY: You’re supposed
to light it first.

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NICODEME: Hoo.
BOTH: [laugh]

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SERAFINE: Nico! [coughs]

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Brother of mine, help me up.

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Cher, you look disappointed.

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[sign creaking]

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MITZI: “And though scrutinized
and scandalized

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and troubled in the end
by depleted finances–”

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Hm. Familiar story.

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“–Miss Duncan leaves behind,
moreover,

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a legacy of consummate artistry

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and bold innovation.”

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Done in by a scarf.

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The comic end that makes the tragedy,
doesn’t it?

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Speaking of tragedy,

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we got an old supplier back.

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The funeral home.

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Still, it’s not the same

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without you.

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And that feeling that all of this

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was ours.

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[sighs]

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Used to be we could drive
a whole convoy of trucks in.

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[horrible scraping noises]

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Now we’re just digging for scraps.

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Well, however unbecoming, Atlas,

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that’s my cue.

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Meet you downstairs.

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[door creaks]

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[string bass music]

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Miss M!

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Horatio.

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MITZI: The door, sweetheart.
HORATIO: Oh! Right.

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[sighs]

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MITZI: [sighs]
WICK: How’s the weather, madam?

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Ah, right. The difficult business
of, uh, business.

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You could certainly be of some help.

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Except I’m supposed to be
a pillar of the community.

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Baron of the industry.

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WICK: Upstanding citizen, you know?
ZIB: [laughs]

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He said,
bent over his illicit beverage.

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Oh, thank goodness.
I wasn’t sure you were alive.

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Zib!

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Shouldn’t you be up on stage playing?

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Pft. For who?

00:18:47.400 --> 00:18:49.400
That guy?

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How about you, Wick?

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Shall I serenade you personally?

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Uhh.

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Once I’ve had a few more
illicit beverages, perhaps.

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I suppose I could use
one of those, too.

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Viktor?

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[glass squeaking]

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Viktor, I know it’s an adjustment,

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but the bartender’s got to look
like someone

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the patronage can tell
their troubles to.

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[glass shatters]

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More of a confidante. Less of a

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coroner.

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MITZI: Try smiling, honey.

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[growls]

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[sighs]

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We’ll work on it.

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ROCKY: Bum bada dum
bada bum bum bum!

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FRECKLE: Hello.
ROCKY: We made it, everyone!

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IVY: I drove the car!
FRECKLE: Sorry.

00:19:42.600 --> 00:19:45.600
ROCKY: We made it!
FRECKLE: About the carpet.

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[sad trombone]

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J.J.!

00:19:52.040 --> 00:19:53.400
J.J.: Sorry.
MITZI: Well,

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look what the Mississippi spat up.

00:19:55.570 --> 00:19:57.570
Miss M, you seem, uh…

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…surprised.

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Rocky, sweetie,

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you are nothing if not
an exhausting, incomprehensible…

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[cork pops]
…surprise.

00:20:09.090 --> 00:20:10.870
Thank you!

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This was supposed to be
the real McCoy.

00:20:13.520 --> 00:20:15.520
Let’s see if that’s the surprise.

00:20:19.840 --> 00:20:21.640
[alcohol pouring]

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[glass cracking]

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[shudders]

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Well,
[clears throat]

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it’ll certainly start your engine.

00:20:33.350 --> 00:20:35.720
ZIB: Which is to say,
[clears throat]

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it beats radiator fluid.

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WICK: What’s that aftertaste?

00:20:39.840 --> 00:20:42.240
Hm. Crisp, full-bodied, um,

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reminiscent of oak wood...

00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.080
WICK: Coffin varnish!
VIKTOR: Yeah.

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We can call it, eh,
“Sunset Rose Cocktail.”

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Sunset Rose Cocktail?

00:20:51.600 --> 00:20:53.140
That sounds good!

00:20:53.140 --> 00:20:54.540
[growls]

00:20:54.540 --> 00:20:55.400
Psh!

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You have no idea what I went through
to get this.

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I have very good an idea.

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[glass cracking]

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[spits]

00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:08.010
[coughs]

00:21:08.010 --> 00:21:12.000
Mmm! Sophisticated flavor.

00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:13.480
[cat trill]

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[upset cat trill]

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So. Not bad, then?

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ALL: [mumble in agreement]

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MITZI: Better than getting shot.

00:21:21.900 --> 00:21:25.610
Still, is this all we got
for our money, honey?

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You look like
you took a bath in the rest.

00:21:27.770 --> 00:21:31.770
Well, I could probably wring some
more out of my coat for you.

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There was a minor incident?

00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:36.160
ROCKY: Incidences.

00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:37.090
[sighs]

00:21:37.090 --> 00:21:38.720
The likes of what?

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ROCKY: Oh, just some spent ammo and-

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Desecrated graves.

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Fractured signage,

00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.660
minor flooding,
lots of structural damage.

00:21:45.660 --> 00:21:49.080
Uh, we may have fomented
a deadly rivalry on the way, too.

00:21:49.080 --> 00:21:53.320
But dynamite and heavy machinery
are marvelous problem-solvers.

00:21:53.320 --> 00:21:54.170
Eh, old sport?

00:21:54.170 --> 00:21:56.660
[sputters] Dynamite?
What dynamite?

00:21:56.660 --> 00:21:58.950
And the car is fine.

00:21:58.950 --> 00:22:00.550
I fixed it!

00:22:00.550 --> 00:22:04.820
[sounds of car falling apart]

00:22:04.820 --> 00:22:07.600
Also,
you’ll be happy to know my violin

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came through unscathed.

00:22:10.200 --> 00:22:11.240
[string snaps]

00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:14.680
J.J.: [starts playing “Taps”]
MITZI: I know you did your best,

00:22:14.680 --> 00:22:18.400
honey, but we can’t keep running
ourselves ragged and into the red

00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:20.400
to bring a meager…

00:22:21.030 --> 00:22:23.030
J.J.: [music gets louder]
MITZI: W- what I mean is,

00:22:23.030 --> 00:22:27.000
ah, I don’t see how this,

00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:29.030
uh…

00:22:33.320 --> 00:22:35.320
ALL: J.J.!

00:22:37.590 --> 00:22:39.240
You know what?

00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:42.600
I’m glad you and your violin are back,
honey.

00:22:42.600 --> 00:22:45.750
We could all use some music
about now.

00:22:45.750 --> 00:22:47.780
I mean, besides J.J.

00:22:47.780 --> 00:22:51.280
All right, all right.
Come on, kid.

00:22:51.280 --> 00:22:53.270
What do you say
we go lighten the mood?

00:22:53.270 --> 00:22:54.880
Uh, about the dynamite…

00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:56.640
ZIB: [hums “Blue Skies”]
WICK: …and the machinery.

00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:59.640
WICK: Can you elaborate?
ROCKY: Mr. Sable.

00:23:00.220 --> 00:23:03.330
WICK: Eh, right. Cheers.

00:23:03.330 --> 00:23:04.840
IVY: Come on! You owe me a dance.
ZIB: Something in 4/4, Mozzie.

00:23:04.840 --> 00:23:06.760
FRECKLE: I do?
IVY: Yes! I’ve decided.

00:23:06.760 --> 00:23:08.360
IVY: You know the Charleston?
FRECKLE: No.

00:23:08.360 --> 00:23:09.600
IVY: The Lindy Hop?
FRECKLE: No.

00:23:09.600 --> 00:23:11.200
IVY: The Roundabout?
The Jingle Jangle?

00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.360
IVY: The Hoopty Noodle?

00:23:12.360 --> 00:23:13.750
FRECKLE: I have a head injury.

00:23:13.750 --> 00:23:15.310
IVY: I’ll show you.

00:23:15.310 --> 00:23:16.920
IVY: You just gotta
put one foot over there

00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:18.440
IVY: and one over there.

00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.220
And then swing a foot over here.

00:23:20.220 --> 00:23:51.440
[Music: “Sunset Rose Cocktail”
by M Gewehr]

00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:54.480
[musical transition]

00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:14.400
[music fades]

00:25:15.760 --> 00:25:17.360
SECRETARY: Maribel Hotel.

00:25:17.360 --> 00:25:18.760
SECRETARY: Manager’s office.

00:25:18.760 --> 00:25:20.000
MORDECAI: [sighs]

00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:22.360
MORDECAI: Connect me to Mr. Sweet,

00:25:22.360 --> 00:25:24.360
MORDECAI: please.

00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:28.040
MORDECAI: Rather unfortunately,
we were sidetracked.

00:25:28.040 --> 00:25:31.160
MORDECAI: The vehicle
has been disabled and,

00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:35.800
MORDECAI: on the whole, the evening
has not gone according to plan.

00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:39.000
ASA: Let me see if I have this right.

00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:45.040
ASA: Ruthless, infamous hatchetman
Mordecai Heller is calling me to

00:25:45.040 --> 00:25:48.040
ASA: ask for a ride?

00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:50.280
Yes.

00:25:50.280 --> 00:25:53.680
ASA: [raucous laughter]

00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:55.280
However, Mr. Sweet. It seems-

00:25:55.280 --> 00:25:57.600
ASA: Wha- what am I, your dad?
[laughs]

00:25:57.600 --> 00:26:00.840
It seems we have a more
considerable problem at hand.

00:26:00.840 --> 00:26:04.400
ASA: What? Someone mussed your hair?
You got some dirt on ya? [laughs]

00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:06.400
As a matter of fact, yes.

00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:08.200
But more to the point,

00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.200
one of our suppliers
appears to be double dealing.

00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.280
To stragglers from Lackadaisy
of all things.

00:26:14.280 --> 00:26:17.600
They’re clumsy
and likely to draw attention.

00:26:17.600 --> 00:26:18.840
With the feds in town-

00:26:18.840 --> 00:26:21.960
ASA: Yeah, that’s a real liability.

00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:24.960
And I can only stave off
so much heat from the higher-ups

00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:28.840
before this whole city
starts smoldering.

00:26:28.840 --> 00:26:32.160
Oh, those dragons.

00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:34.640
Having given it some thought,

00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:37.640
MORDECAI: It does appear
to warrant our attention.

00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.520
Right, then.

00:26:40.520 --> 00:26:43.880
Time to tie up some loose ends.

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:55.451
[Music: “Feathers N Fringe”
by Albert Marlowe]