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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.92,0:00:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonjour la classe!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.63,0:00:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.99,0:00:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I will ask you some questions individually
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.91,0:00:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all you have to do is answer me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.98,0:00:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will mark you for the exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.43,0:00:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let me begin with Lauren.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.22,0:00:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ça va, Lauren ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you talking to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oui Lauren, il faut que vous parlez en français.\N-Is it...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.26,0:00:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lauren, it's a French oral exam,\Nyou have to try to speak in French
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.26,0:00:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whatever.\N-Lauren, s'il vous plait. Quel âge avez vous ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.32,0:00:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[slowly] I don't know, ask me in English.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.44,0:00:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lauren, it's a French oral test.\N-But I ain't a French oral.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.19,0:00:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-I'm an English oral.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.34,0:00:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna ask me a question, ask me in English.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.34,0:00:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lauren! French is an important language.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.97,0:01:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not for me it ain't.\N-It can teach you a lot about your own language.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.22,0:01:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No it can't.\N-Lauren, you have to try to make an effort.\N-Not I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.100,0:01:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a beautiful language.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.99,0:01:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss, have you got hairy armpits?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.44,0:01:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I beg your pardon?\N-Are you scared of razors, Miss?\N-No, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.17,0:01:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are they expensive in French-land?\N-No, they're not.\N-So why don't you buy one then?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.49,0:01:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How dare you?!\N-Miss, were you in 'Allo, Allo'?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.75,0:01:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\N-Miss, say 'Good moaning'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.04,0:01:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\N-Go on, just say 'Good moaning'.\N-Come on, say 'Good moaning'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.50,0:01:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Go on, say 'Good moaning'.\N-No, not going to say that.\N-Please Miss, say 'Good moaning'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.60,0:01:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-'Good moaning'\N-You were in 'Allo Allo' Miss!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.59,0:01:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right Lauren, that's enough. I'm not\Ngoing to stand here and listen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.06,0:01:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to this kind of xenophobic abuse\Nfrom a stupid girl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.12,0:01:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who is too ignorant to even learn the language\Nlet alone understand the people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.34,0:01:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will fail you for this test
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.89,0:01:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which means you'll get an F for the entire module.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Suis-je bovvered?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.65,0:01:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-Suis-je bovvered, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.44,0:01:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lauren..\N-Regardez mon visage, regardez mon visage.\N-Comment?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.95,0:02:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardez mon visage,\Nest-ce que mon visage est bovvered?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.51,0:02:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Non, mais...\N-Non, parce-que je ne suis pas bovvered.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.51,0:02:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lauren, your behaviour is absolutely appalling. Do you behave like this at home?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.77,0:02:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Est-ce que vous disrespectez ma famille?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.76,0:02:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quoi??\N-Est-ce vous appellez ma mere une Pikey?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.12,0:02:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Est-ce que vous appellez mon père un Gyppo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardez, visage, regardez, est-ce que mon visage est bovvered,\Nje ne suis pas bovvered, regardez visage, pas bovvered, pas bovvered...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.28,0:02:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lauren, no..\N-Thierry Henry? Pas bovvered, pas bovvered, regardez mon visage...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.44,0:02:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frère Jaques, Frère Jaques, pas bovvered, un kilo de pommes, un kilo de pommes,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.28,0:02:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Où est le syndicat d'initiative, je pas bovvered, pas bovvered, Allo Allo, René! René! Regardez visage, I AIN'T BOVVERED!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.32,0:02:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am proud to call myself French.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our nation has produced some of the finest\Nexamples of culture and enlightenment in European history.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.92,0:03:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our philosophers, our film-makers, our artists, have made a profound contribution to modern civilisation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.37,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you, young lady, if you 'bovvered' to pay\Nthe slightest attention in my lesson, might benefit also.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been eating garlic?