Rigby: M-mordo, Mordecai where are we?! Why's everything dark?! MORDECAI!!
Mordecai: Rigby, where are we?
Rigby: I don't know pal, I'm trying to remember, help me!
Mordecai: Okay okay, let's trace our steps...
We were excited with the end of Halloween and we wanted to make a cool video to finish our special
And we remembered that the game we wanted had come out a long time ago
Rigby: I remember! The price was as horrifying as the game!
Mordecai: And you wasted our money in VR glasses without having the game!?
Rigby: It was 0.5% off!
Mordecai: And you use the 0.5% of your brain...
I think that after that we tried talking to Benson to give us a raise
But seeing that that didn't work, we found a job that paid well in-
what was the name?
Rigby: Black Hat Co?
Mordecai: That! I remember, the hat shop!
Rigby: We got free cardboards!
Mord: Yes, after that I only remember putting up the cardboard and BOOM. Black, and when I woke up we were here-
Mord: This place?! Impossible! Another FNAF?!
Rigby: Are we using this storage room? Noo! We could call one of those hoarder programs.
Mord: Focus, pal. All of the animatronics must be here. The bear bunny!
Rigby: Ay noo I never knew what it was, a bear or a bunny and that scares me a lot!
Mord: It's a killer robot but I'm with you! Let me see the cameras
Rigby, you are still wearing the top hat...
Rigby: Really?! Augh, it won't let go! Hey you also have a hat?
Mord: Ugh, it's fixed!
Rigby: Calm down, we're the best gamers
I'm a raccoon with emotional contro- AHH
Narrator: Welcome, unfortunate souls, to your first day of the job at BH Org
Rigby and Mord: GO, GO! FUSH FUSH GO AWAY!
Narrator: That position requires someone weak, replaceable and completely disposable
The lowest part of the food chain. And that's you! Congratulations!
Rigby: SHUT UP! I HATE NARRATORS!
Narrator: And now a message of our founder, lord and master, Lord Black Hat.
Rigby: Turn back to the camera, Mordecai!
BH: Greetings, insignificant animals.
Rigby: Who's this guy? Is he the owner of the hat shop? Hats sewn with EVIL.
Mord: scared noises
Rigby: Mordo? What's wrong??
yall know what he says here
Mord: We... We have to get out of here
BH: I cannot allow that, hahaha!
Rigby: The video answers? Heey, get this out of the way!
Alright my good sir, what would you like?
Mord: Are you behind that, Five Nights at Freddy's? Wasn't it just a game?
BH: A game is exactly what I want. I order you, pathetic employees, to try my newest and horrifying acquisitions.
Rigby: He bought Freddy's pizzeria?
Mord: No! He wants to test us and the animatronics! That or make us eat pizza with ketchup.
Rigby: That's horrible.
BH: If you succeed according to my expectations, you will get out mostly intact.
Mord: And if we don't?
BH: If you don't, I'll have the pleasure to hear you scream in the last moments of your lives
and I'll be enjoying it.
Rigby: Okay, let's behave or the freak will get us.
Who knows what kind of tortures and challenges those people are planning?
Mord: How boooring.
Rigby: Do you want to kill us with boredom? Shut up phone guy!
Mord: yawning I'm getting sleepy... Don't taaalk to me...
OKAY I'm awake I'm awake!!
Rigby: A person who wants to pick up the phone says 'what'
Mord: What?- UGH, give me that
Rigby: laughs
Mord: Hello? Hat guy?
Flug: Hello? Ah, well I wanted to call to help you two get comfortable in your first night
but I had to install a few- ahh doesn't matter.
By the way, I worked in that office where you two are in the past.
First, I need to read the company's welcoming message
Welcome to Black Hat Co's training program, a dangerous place for living and dead beings
BH Co is not responsible for any kind of harm to the people or the property, and if something happens to the company's property,
YOU will be considered responsible! Therefore, you will suffer retaliation.
Rigby: Should we take notes?
Mord: I don't even know who that crazy dude is.
Flug: Pay attention, my name is Doctor Flug, I'm the supervisor of the specimens for the experiment.
Look, ever since Black Hat Co acquired Freddy Fazbear Co, the company needs two people to supervise.
Mord: Yes we know how that works.
Rigby: You're talking with professionals, phone boy. Now LET US GO!
Flug: Cheeky! Since you two are so professional in this, we can being our tests with the old animatronics from the recently acquired catalogue,
and with the new ones created and developed by the brilliant scientist of this noble organization
Mord: You're the scientist?
Rigby: Shut up, of course not!
Flug: Ahh look at them! I hope you're ready for this much work!
Rigby: I think you made him mad... Close everything!!
Mord: There's a creature here?
Rigby: Flash your flashlight at it! Hit it with the flashlight!
Mord: Explain yourself better! AHH there are a lot of buttons!
Let me see the camera
Rigby: Pal, they're whispering in my ear and not in a good way!!
Put on the mask!
Mord: Alright yes yes-
Flug: Already? I couldn't finish my coffee!
Rigby: It's so much harder than before!
Flug: Stop with the excuses! Results noted. I think we have to help you a little and start with-
Dem: HEY FLUG!
Flug: Demencia? What are you doing here?!
Dem: I heard that Black Hat bought a pizzeria and- OH, a raccoon!
Flug: Demencia, get away from the computer! They're our guinea pigs for the new animatronics!
Dem: I WANT TOO!
Flug: Demencia, no!
Mord: Errr...
Flug: Alright, now you have to worry about the animatronics and her!
Mord: That wasn't in our contract!
Flug: You didn't even read the contract, what are you talking about?
Rigby: Cool, a contract! I'll sign here
Flug: Let's finish this!
Rigby: NO, WAIT! AUGH I'll report you to the Human Resources Department!
Mord: Ugh shut up loser! Do you see what I see?
Rigby: Managerial negligence yes of course I see that
Mord: No, the ghost! There's a ghost here!
Rigby: No I didn't see it before, but now that you mentioned it I do!
Are you okay Mordo?? It disappeared! What did you do?!
Mord: I flashed my light at it?
Rigby: Another creature there! Flash your light at it-
Mord: Pal, keep an eye out for the animatronics and pass me the phone. I have an idea.
Rigby: What?! No! YOU watch over the robots and I call, GIVE ME THAT!
Benson: Hi?
Rigby: Benson? And what can he do? Blind the animatronics with his baldness?
Benson: Who speaks?!
Mord: Err nobody, bye!
Rigby: Give me that!
Flug: Black Hat Co, Doctor Flug speaking...
It was a trick!
Mord: Ugh you're dumb.
Rigby: I didn't know the remark button did that!
Mord: Pal, there's only one more person we can call
Rigby: What happened Mordo have respect Mordo don't do it-
Toontuber's Narrator: Heey Toontuber friends!
Mord: Narrator we need your help! We're trapped in a malefic pizzeria cursed with killer robots and a company of evil hats!!
TN: Seems fun!
Rigby: WHAT?! Come help us!!
TN: Sorry but I'm out of the city, in the Narrator convention
Villainous Narrator: Conga, yees!
TN: I gotta go. Have fun!
Rigby: TRAITOR!
Mord: This is bad bad very bad!
Rigby: Hey wait, look at the duct map. And I thought I had seen everything-
Dem: Heeey raccoon!
Mord: Go away! Don't touch my friend!
Dem: Look at you both, you're soo scared!
Rigby: This game is hard and your boss wants to eat us or something like that
Turn on the lights!
Dem: Maybe you two are simply bad at this game.
Rigby: Shuut up!! We are the best gamers of the world ready to fight anyone who says otherwise!
Dem: That's fair!
Rigby: No calm down that wasn't what I meant to say-
Flug: Good good it seems like you've succeeded. You two must be very satisfied with your results, I imagine.
Mord: Let us go!
Rigby: Hey! We did all you asked for! Now let us go!!
Flug: Stop it-
BH: FLUG.
Flug: Holy science. Hh jefecito chulo-
BH: I heard that those fools overcame my new animatronics!?
Flug: Err... Well, I...I am...Well... Technically...Yes.
BH: Doctor
Flug: Why am I good-
BH: Activate the end of the trial. Maximum power!
Flug: Your wish is my command jefecito chulo
BH: Any last words?
Rigby: Please let us goo!! MORDO!
Mord: Tell me Rigby...
Rigby: Can we skip October next year?
Mord: Yes we can-
BH: You'll be here FOREVER
Flug: It's in the contract you signed...
Rigby: You asked for it!
You can keep asking...
Mord: We'll play all...
Whenever we get out of this place
Rigby: And don't forget to hit the bell to get notifications...
Leave a comment, like and subscribe...
Mord: Happy Halloween, Merry Xmas as well and Happy New Year, because how knows how long we'll be stuck here for?!
Dem: You look soo cute when you're scared!
Flug: Demencia?! What are you doing here! 505 was supposed to scare them!
Dem: Ahhh... Put your feet away, he can do the hashtags! Like this!
Flug: Ugh, what a loss of time...
TRANSLATION BY NIGHTFURMOON
Jefecito chulo is literally boss + diminutive and chulo means cool. Flug says this a lot to suck up to BH