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Rigby: M-mordo, Mordecai where are we?! Why's everything dark?! MORDECAI!!
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Mordecai: Rigby, where are we?
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Rigby: I don't know pal, I'm trying to remember, help me!
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Mordecai: Okay okay, let's trace our steps...
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We were excited with the end of Halloween and we wanted to make a cool video to finish our special
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And we remembered that the game we wanted had come out a long time ago
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Rigby: I remember! The price was as horrifying as the game!
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Mordecai: And you wasted our money in VR glasses without having the game!?
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Rigby: It was 0.5% off!
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Mordecai: And you use the 0.5% of your brain...
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I think that after that we tried talking to Benson to give us a raise
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But seeing that that didn't work, we found a job that paid well in-
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what was the name?
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Rigby: Black Hat Co?
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Mordecai: That! I remember, the hat shop!
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Rigby: We got free cardboards!
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Mord: Yes, after that I only remember putting up the cardboard and BOOM. Black, and when I woke up we were here-
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Mord: This place?! Impossible! Another FNAF?!
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Rigby: Are we using this storage room? Noo! We could call one of those hoarder programs.
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Mord: Focus, pal. All of the animatronics must be here. The bear bunny!
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Rigby: Ay noo I never knew what it was, a bear or a bunny and that scares me a lot!
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Mord: It's a killer robot but I'm with you! Let me see the cameras
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Rigby, you are still wearing the top hat...
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Rigby: Really?! Augh, it won't let go! Hey you also have a hat?
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Mord: Ugh, it's fixed!
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Rigby: Calm down, we're the best gamers
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I'm a raccoon with emotional contro- AHH
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Narrator: Welcome, unfortunate souls, to your first day of the job at BH Org
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Rigby and Mord: GO, GO! FUSH FUSH GO AWAY!
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Narrator: That position requires someone weak, replaceable and completely disposable
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The lowest part of the food chain. And that's you! Congratulations!
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Rigby: SHUT UP! I HATE NARRATORS!
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Narrator: And now a message of our founder, lord and master, Lord Black Hat.
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Rigby: Turn back to the camera, Mordecai!
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BH: Greetings, insignificant animals.
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Rigby: Who's this guy? Is he the owner of the hat shop? Hats sewn with EVIL.
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Mord: scared noises
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Rigby: Mordo? What's wrong??
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yall know what he says here
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Mord: We... We have to get out of here
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BH: I cannot allow that, hahaha!
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Rigby: The video answers? Heey, get this out of the way!
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Alright my good sir, what would you like?
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Mord: Are you behind that, Five Nights at Freddy's? Wasn't it just a game?
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BH: A game is exactly what I want. I order you, pathetic employees, to try my newest and horrifying acquisitions.
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Rigby: He bought Freddy's pizzeria?
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Mord: No! He wants to test us and the animatronics! That or make us eat pizza with ketchup.
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Rigby: That's horrible.
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BH: If you succeed according to my expectations, you will get out mostly intact.
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Mord: And if we don't?
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BH: If you don't, I'll have the pleasure to hear you scream in the last moments of your lives
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and I'll be enjoying it.
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Rigby: Okay, let's behave or the freak will get us.
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Who knows what kind of tortures and challenges those people are planning?
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Mord: How boooring.
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Rigby: Do you want to kill us with boredom? Shut up phone guy!
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Mord: yawning I'm getting sleepy... Don't taaalk to me...
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OKAY I'm awake I'm awake!!
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Rigby: A person who wants to pick up the phone says 'what'
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Mord: What?- UGH, give me that
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Rigby: laughs
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Mord: Hello? Hat guy?
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Flug: Hello? Ah, well I wanted to call to help you two get comfortable in your first night
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but I had to install a few- ahh doesn't matter.
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By the way, I worked in that office where you two are in the past.
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First, I need to read the company's welcoming message
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Welcome to Black Hat Co's training program, a dangerous place for living and dead beings
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BH Co is not responsible for any kind of harm to the people or the property, and if something happens to the company's property,
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YOU will be considered responsible! Therefore, you will suffer retaliation.
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Rigby: Should we take notes?
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Mord: I don't even know who that crazy dude is.
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Flug: Pay attention, my name is Doctor Flug, I'm the supervisor of the specimens for the experiment.
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Look, ever since Black Hat Co acquired Freddy Fazbear Co, the company needs two people to supervise.
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Mord: Yes we know how that works.
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Rigby: You're talking with professionals, phone boy. Now LET US GO!
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Flug: Cheeky! Since you two are so professional in this, we can being our tests with the old animatronics from the recently acquired catalogue,
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and with the new ones created and developed by the brilliant scientist of this noble organization
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Mord: You're the scientist?
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Rigby: Shut up, of course not!
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Flug: Ahh look at them! I hope you're ready for this much work!
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Rigby: I think you made him mad... Close everything!!
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Mord: There's a creature here?
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Rigby: Flash your flashlight at it! Hit it with the flashlight!
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Mord: Explain yourself better! AHH there are a lot of buttons!
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Let me see the camera
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Rigby: Pal, they're whispering in my ear and not in a good way!!
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Put on the mask!
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Mord: Alright yes yes-
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Flug: Already? I couldn't finish my coffee!
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Rigby: It's so much harder than before!
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Flug: Stop with the excuses! Results noted. I think we have to help you a little and start with-
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Dem: HEY FLUG!
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Flug: Demencia? What are you doing here?!
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Dem: I heard that Black Hat bought a pizzeria and- OH, a raccoon!
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Flug: Demencia, get away from the computer! They're our guinea pigs for the new animatronics!
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Dem: I WANT TOO!
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Flug: Demencia, no!
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Mord: Errr...
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Flug: Alright, now you have to worry about the animatronics and her!
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Mord: That wasn't in our contract!
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Flug: You didn't even read the contract, what are you talking about?
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Rigby: Cool, a contract! I'll sign here
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Flug: Let's finish this!
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Rigby: NO, WAIT! AUGH I'll report you to the Human Resources Department!
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Mord: Ugh shut up loser! Do you see what I see?
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Rigby: Managerial negligence yes of course I see that
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Mord: No, the ghost! There's a ghost here!
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Rigby: No I didn't see it before, but now that you mentioned it I do!
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Are you okay Mordo?? It disappeared! What did you do?!
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Mord: I flashed my light at it?
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Rigby: Another creature there! Flash your light at it-
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Mord: Pal, keep an eye out for the animatronics and pass me the phone. I have an idea.
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Rigby: What?! No! YOU watch over the robots and I call, GIVE ME THAT!
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Benson: Hi?
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Rigby: Benson? And what can he do? Blind the animatronics with his baldness?
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Benson: Who speaks?!
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Mord: Err nobody, bye!
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Rigby: Give me that!
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Flug: Black Hat Co, Doctor Flug speaking...
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It was a trick!
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Mord: Ugh you're dumb.
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Rigby: I didn't know the remark button did that!
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Mord: Pal, there's only one more person we can call
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Rigby: What happened Mordo have respect Mordo don't do it-
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Toontuber's Narrator: Heey Toontuber friends!
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Mord: Narrator we need your help! We're trapped in a malefic pizzeria cursed with killer robots and a company of evil hats!!
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TN: Seems fun!
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Rigby: WHAT?! Come help us!!
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TN: Sorry but I'm out of the city, in the Narrator convention
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Villainous Narrator: Conga, yees!
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TN: I gotta go. Have fun!
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Rigby: TRAITOR!
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Mord: This is bad bad very bad!
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Rigby: Hey wait, look at the duct map. And I thought I had seen everything-
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Dem: Heeey raccoon!
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Mord: Go away! Don't touch my friend!
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Dem: Look at you both, you're soo scared!
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Rigby: This game is hard and your boss wants to eat us or something like that
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Turn on the lights!
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Dem: Maybe you two are simply bad at this game.
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Rigby: Shuut up!! We are the best gamers of the world ready to fight anyone who says otherwise!
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Dem: That's fair!
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Rigby: No calm down that wasn't what I meant to say-
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Flug: Good good it seems like you've succeeded. You two must be very satisfied with your results, I imagine.
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Mord: Let us go!
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Rigby: Hey! We did all you asked for! Now let us go!!
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Flug: Stop it-
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BH: FLUG.
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Flug: Holy science. Hh jefecito chulo-
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BH: I heard that those fools overcame my new animatronics!?
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Flug: Err... Well, I...I am...Well... Technically...Yes.
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BH: Doctor
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Flug: Why am I good-
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BH: Activate the end of the trial. Maximum power!
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Flug: Your wish is my command jefecito chulo
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BH: Any last words?
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Rigby: Please let us goo!! MORDO!
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Mord: Tell me Rigby...
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Rigby: Can we skip October next year?
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Mord: Yes we can-
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BH: You'll be here FOREVER
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Flug: It's in the contract you signed...
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Rigby: You asked for it!
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You can keep asking...
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Mord: We'll play all...
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Whenever we get out of this place
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Rigby: And don't forget to hit the bell to get notifications...
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Leave a comment, like and subscribe...
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Mord: Happy Halloween, Merry Xmas as well and Happy New Year, because how knows how long we'll be stuck here for?!
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Dem: You look soo cute when you're scared!
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Flug: Demencia?! What are you doing here! 505 was supposed to scare them!
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Dem: Ahhh... Put your feet away, he can do the hashtags! Like this!
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Flug: Ugh, what a loss of time...
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TRANSLATION BY NIGHTFURMOON
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Jefecito chulo is literally boss + diminutive and chulo means cool. Flug says this a lot to suck up to BH