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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.15,0:00:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh amazing!\N-Long pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.94,0:00:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that my father?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.62,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me sir,\Nthis door is only for employees
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.68,0:00:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Spongebob?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.03,0:00:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is something different\Nabout you today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your body looks a lot stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.93,0:00:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is because of my long pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.32,0:00:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed it is!\NYou will handle the cashier today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To the kitchen Mr. Squidward!\NAnd start cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Mr. Krabs, why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.44,0:00:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, just look. Spongebob has long pants\Nwhile you do not have anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.79,0:00:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will get used to this job.\NWhat will be discounted this week?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.37,0:01:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no discounts ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.93,0:01:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Squidward, when does the big sale start? \N-There is no big sale!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.23,0:01:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Squidward.\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.72,0:01:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do I do if the order\Nis less than $2000?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.54,0:01:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ok, enough. I see now that it was wrong\Nto put you in charge of the cashier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.31,0:01:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just look too well-dressed\Nfor this boring job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should be the head of waitressing\Nand greet the customers when the come.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you will charm the customers\Nwith your long pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.71,0:01:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.39,0:01:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.10,0:01:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.97,0:01:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.30,0:01:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want mustard? \NImmediately!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.85,0:01:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is the sandwich, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.19,0:01:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you a manager?\N-No, just a man wearing pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.18,0:02:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My long, expensive pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.53,0:02:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the problem professional?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you facing problems with your pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.11,0:02:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing Mr. Krabs, but I am suitable \Nas the head of waitressing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.12,0:02:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you are right.\NAlthough you are more qualified than this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.18,0:02:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate to admit it\Nbut I am highly qualified for this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.61,0:02:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is time for me to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.85,0:02:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Where is he going?\N-To a place that values his manliness.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.98,0:02:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Noris, I insist.\N-Do not be ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.94,0:02:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allow me. I have to pay,\Nafter all I am a man wearing...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.34,0:03:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What a pair of pants!\N-And these folds look really cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.99,0:03:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You idiot!\NDry cleaning within an hour!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.29,0:03:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your card, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.71,0:03:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has is been an hour already?\NAnother round.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.67,0:03:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You passed your driving test!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.58,0:03:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I did not try\Nthe driving test with a long pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.35,0:03:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.13,0:03:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is really a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.13,0:03:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us try parallel parking. Do it slowly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.56,0:03:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bit faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.46,0:04:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I have started mastering this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.67,0:04:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to fail you\Nand send you to jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.53,0:04:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, because of the long pants
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.40,0:04:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the blood flowing to my brain\Nyou have passed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.18,0:04:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally I got my driver's license!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.65,0:04:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close your doors and your windows\Nit is the end of the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.98,0:04:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subscribe