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_Net Neutrality was just 

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It was?

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[and it's very confusing]

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With Net Neutrality some people

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...for what it's worth just...you know?

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I don't know exactly what it is.

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with the Whopper®

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WHOPPER 
NEUTRALITY

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Got a number one.

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- How're you doing?
- Do you know what number 98,

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what's going on with it?

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- Number 98...you got the Whopper?
- Yeah.

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- You got the slow access Whopper pass.
- Wait, what?

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It's on the menu right there
with the fast, medium and slow.

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(Clerk) Slow MBPS, fast MBPS 
or hyper fast MBPS.

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MBPS of course standing for 
Making Burgers Per Second.

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So if we want a Whopper now
we have to pay 26 dollars?

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That's how you get it fast,

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that's the highest priority.

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This is like a lane system?

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Yeah, fast lane, slow lane.

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It's gonna be like 15, 20 minutes.

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What are you talking about?

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Burger King Corporation believes that

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they can sell more 
and make more money

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selling chicken sandwiches 
and chicken fries

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so now they're slowing
down the access to the Whopper.

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Were you given an option
of a chicken sandwich or...?

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I don't want a chicken sandwich,
I really want a Whopper.

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Don't you have any Whoppers ready?

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Yeah.

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The sandwich is ready, I'm just
not allowed to actually give it to you.

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You can't give me the sandwich, 
it's ready but you can't give it to me?

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The Whopper Neutrality was 
repealed, they voted on it.

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- Whopper What?
- This doesn't make any sense.

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Unfortunately I have no 
other choice.

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This is the worst thing 
I've ever heard of!

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See, he got the fast...
and now he's getting his burger.

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Are you kidding me? 
You payed 26 dollars for a Whopper?

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He ordered it.
Now he's a higher priority.

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- Come on guys, I want a burger, man!

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This is a bad dream right now. 
I just want a (beep) burger brother!

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I feel like I'm going insane.
This is (beep) crazy.

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Here's what I'll do - you have the bag,
and I can put it in the bag in 42 seconds.

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Hold on, 10 seconds.

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- We don't make the rules.
- You just enforce these ridiculous rules?

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Unfortunately we have to.

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(customer) I felt like I was being
taken advantage of in a sense,

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as a customer coming in 
to get their food,

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it felt like a power move.

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They already changed the policies
overnight or whatever.

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I didn't think that 
ordering a Whopper would really

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open my eyes up to Net Neutrality.

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The Whopper actually taught me
about Net Neutrality.

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It's stupid but true.

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_The internet should be like the Whopper®:
the same for everyone.

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change.org/savethenet

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