Translation & Subtitles: thoseguiltyeyes | scandal-heaven.com ⠀ Hello. Good evening. Good morning. Goodnight. -Shuhei Igari here. -Semi-member Hayachin here. -Hayachin! -Yes? -Today's video will be a crazy one. -What is it? I haven't heard anything about it. Yeah, I haven't yet explained it to you, but I've asked you to film this. Mr. Hayashikawa, today, -I have an announcement to make. -Okay. Okay... -I have an announcement. -An announcement? -Yes. -What is it? -I... -Yes? Have a girlfriend! -Is it really true? -Yes. What!? C-congrats! -Seriously? -I really have a girlfriend. -Really? -Yes. -Oh! -That's...something to celebrate, right? -Yes, it is. And why I'm filming this YouTube video, is that she... Well, she's not someone who is behind the scenes, but is on the opposite side of that. -I see. So they're someone who is known. -Yes. So, I've been doing YouTube for a bit, and I asked her to appear at least once. So, for this one time only, -she agreed to appear. -Okay. Since I already post a lot on YouTube about my private life, I thought I should introduce her, too. -Seriously? -Yeah. That's...impressive. In order to do this, I'm to stop womanizing. -I see. -You get it? -Y-yeah... -I decided to do so. -Oh, you're doing this on your own. -Yes, I am. And so, -I'll introduce her to you, Hayachin. -Oh, seriously? -Yes. -M-my heart's really pounding. -I'll introduce her. -Okay. -Okay? -Yes. -Have you braced yourself for it? -Yes. Right now? -Yes, right now. -Oh! Okay. -This is crazy, isn't it? -Yes. Please come out! Eh? -If you would pan the camera... -Okay. Eh? Okay. RINA from SCANDAL here. Eh? (lol) Hello! We are dating! -Eh, for real? -Thank you! Wow! That's awesome! Nice to meet you. -C-congratulations?? -Yes, it's okay to say that. She's too good for you, Igari (lol) Eh! Seriously!? -We're dating. -Ah, when did this happen? I had no idea. Well... -It's been about three weeks. -Ehh!? -It's pretty recent. -It's very recent. We've only seen each other about three times. Is that so? I had no idea. Everyone's going to be surprised. She agreed to appear once on my channel. What do you think? Eh? I mean, I'm surprised! (lol) I don't know how to react. It's been a long time since I've had a girlfriend. -Yeah, you've always been like, "I want a girlfriend!" -Yeah. You always said that you couldn't have one because you wouldn't change your lifestyle. To think she was so close. -Ah. -You know... -Well, [our bands] are both from Osaka. -Yeah. -To begin with... -I see. The bands are both from Osaka, and we talk about drums... We've often played at the same festivals. and we talked to each other a lot at DEAD POP. We had long chats with each other, and, well... Things got pretty exciting. -Seriously? -Yeah. That's really something to c-celebrate, or rather, please take care of Igari. -Thank you. -Thank you so much. Ehh~ That's some happy news. -It is. -Yes. And... I think we'll go tell my band members. I see! (lol) I think everyone will be really surprised but happy. That is... the prank that we'll be playing on them. -We just did a trial run on you, Hayachin. -Eh!? What do you mean? Eh? What we said is a lie. (lol) -Ah, you didn't understand that? -Wow, are you serious?! -Ah, you didn't get that? -Ah! I really thought you were being serious! You know... This is a joke! -A joke? -A joke...Johnny's joke. We don't usually speak casually with each other. -That's why I'm really...really nervous right now. -That's what you're nervous about? -Speak more casually to me. -Got it. -Act more bashful. -Okay. Speak more informally. Informally, huh... I'm someone who values words! Yeah, we normally speak formally with each other. Ah! But you didn't really know what was going on, right? -Well, I was like, "Am I being tricked, or are they serious?" -Ah. I was half and half. After we get back to the dressing room, -we'll set up a hidden camera, -Okay. and I'll tell the members that I'd like to introduce them to my girlfriend. Wow. -And we'll see how they react. -I wonder how they'll be. -Right? -I'm scared of you, Igari! That's why I said that this video will be a crazy one. I can't wait to see their reactions. We'll now go and film that. RINA also has a YouTube channel, so this is part of our collaboration videos. After this, we'll be doing a regular convo-style video, was it? -Yes, that's right. -So that's what we'll be doing. So, after you watch this video, please watch RINA's as well. -Now, should we go set things up? -Okay! -We'll say that we've been dating for three weeks now. -Okay, got it. -And that we've only see each other three times since then. -Okay. And our shared interests are drums... -What else? -What else, huh? What other things do you like? -I like movies. -Ah, I never watch any. What else? -What else? -Hm... What else... Surprisingly, you have nothing in common. There's no way the two of us would date (lol) (Let's kick things off) Aah, I feel abnormally tired. Ah, today was pretty tiring. But you guys did wonderfully. Thanks so much. Like, I felt more pumped up than I normally do at festivals. We're not starting the shoot yet? Well, I think we're starting when the merch gets here. (*The band members were told that we'd be doing a shoot to model our merch) Actually, is it okay if I say something? Um... -There's something I want to tell everyone here. -Okay. You know... -Do you have a girlfriend now? -Oh! -Seriously!? -How did you know? -I just had a feeling. -How did you know!? -I just did... -Eh? Why? -You're psychic! Psychic!? -How did you know!? -She said she just had a feeling, right? -You have a girlfriend now? -Congrats! -I...do have a girlfriend. -Is it someone we know? -You might know her. -Who is it? -Akiko Wada (a 72-year-old singer)! (lol) Who is it? -Ah, well... -A musician? -Who do you think it is? -Who do we think it is? This a very recent thing! -Have you always been chummy with them? -Well...yeah. ___ (A famous TV personality) -That's not right. -Give us one hint! -She's cute. -Cute?? Well, I think you're pretty chummy with her... I think you've met her before somewhere. Eh? Eh? Are they a civilian, or are they well-known? Ah, they're well-known. -They are!? -Yeah, that's why you might know her. Eh? I have no idea. She's a performer? I think she'll probably come later. -To your place? -No... -She said she's coming to the venue. -She's coming to the venue!? I'd like for you to meet her if the timing works out. Is coming to watch performances today? -She is. -Ah. It's not ___ (a famous musical artist), right? (lol) Eh, who is it!? I'm so curious! -She's a performer? -I want to guess who it is! You've only guessed Akiko Wada and Naoko Ken (a 68-year-old singer). I'd love if you'd give us another hint. -She's not a musician, is she? -Well, then.. -She's from the western part of Japan. -Western!? -Yes. Eh? So does that mean it's a long-distance relationship? She's from the west but comes to Tokyo. -Eh~? -A cute woman from Kansai. Tamayo Shimada (a 52-year-old comedian). (lol) She's cute, but she's not that sort of cute. Yasue Michi (a 58-year-old comedian). -Yumi Suenari (a 75-year-old comedian). -You know a lot of people from the west! Like, how many do you know? Another hint... Well, she's someone who appears in public, right? -In public? -Yeah. -What does that mean? -She performs in front of others. -Ah, I see. Yes? -Ah! She's here. -Excuse me. Eh? That's not your girlfriend, right? Eh!? Seriously!? What does that mean? Um, this is RINA. No way!! No way!! -How did this happen so suddenly? -Well... -I suddenly closed in on her. -Ah, is that so? (lol) What kind of quick intimacy is that!? But please take care of each other. Oh my god! -You suddenly closed in on her? -Yes. -I'm bassist and vocalist YUJI. -I'm saxophonist Mitsuru. I'm RINA. -Eh? You've never talked before? -I haven't. -Ah, you haven't? We haven't properly, no. But you've met before, right? We've greeted each other in passing at festivals... I can't believe this!! I did think for a moment that [his girlfriend] would be someone performing today, but if that was the case... He came to the wings [of the stage] before we went on, -so I was kind of nervous. -Oh my god! It's so hot in here. Congrats! Yay! -Please take care of him. -Please do. -We haven't told Mori (the boss) yet, either. -Ah, really? We've only told you guys here. Eh? Your band members [in SCANDAL] don't know either? Even HARUNA? -Ah! You haven't told them yet!? -I haven't. -No way! -What the heck was that noise? (lol) When did this happen? Like, seriously... -Maybe three weeks ago? -Ah, seriously?! It's a super recent thing. I'm currently on tour and haven't been in Tokyo at all, so we haven't told anyone. Why did this happen so suddenly? Well, we have known each other for a bit, and although we hadn't gone out to drink or anything, like... At last year's DEAD POP FESTiVAL... -Well, we started casually talking. -Aah, okay, okay. -That day was when we talked the most. -That's right. So we talked after that. RINA also started a YouTube channel. The video quality of her camera was really good, -and when I asked her what camera would be good to use, -Yeah. we went to Bic Camera together. -So what started this was YouTube! -(lol) We went to go see which one would be good, -and after that we went out for drinks. -I see. In Ebisu? -In Shimokitazawa. -Shimokita? You drank in Shimokita? You go out to drink in such seedy places. -We ate yakitori (grilled chicken). -You ate yakitori? You're from Osaka, right? -Yeah, that's why she's from the west. -Ah, I see. Eh? Not Nagoya? Well, the band formed in Osaka, -and I'm from Nara Prefecture. -Oh, really? You went to a studio in Kyobashi (Osaka), right? -How come you know that? -Because that's where the name "SCANDAL" comes from. -Ah, that's right. -It's the name of a hostess club. -Yeah. -Eh? That's so crazy. -It's really famous in Kansai. -Ah, is that so? -So when we went to eat yakitori... -Was it good? -Things got exciting. -Was the yakitori good? -I don't remember how it tasted. -What food did you start with? (lol) -The tsukune (chicken meatball skewers), maybe? -You don't get tsukune as the first dish. You don't start with tsukune. -Which yakitori place did you go to? -Totoshigure? -Um... No, since, that's a fish place. -Ah! Fish? -Uh, it's that one, the one that's on the second floor in front of Village Vanguard. You know where Warakugoson is? -Ah, yeah! -You know it? -Yeah. -Near there... -You go to pretty seedy places. -You go to such unscrupulous places. -There aren't people like that there. -Ah, I see. I actually don't know much about stuff like that, -so he took me to places that he often goes to. -Ah, that's why you went to Shimokita. -So yeah. -Wow, that shocked me. Finally. You better decide early... Hurry up and decide (to get married). (lol) -Mori will probably just be like, "Congrats," right? -Yeah. -I wonder what to do about our management. -Wow, there it is! -But congrats! -Thank you! -That's so unbelievable. -You guys are so accepting. Well, of course! -You guys were surprised. -It's been so long, that's why (lol) To think that you guys would be so accepting. It's kind of amazing. We current members haven't experienced stuff like this. And so this is how my band accepted the news. Wait! You filmed this!? -And so... -Eh!? No way! This is how my band accepted the news. Eh? What's going on? Are you going to officially announce this!? Eh? Doesn't think mean it was a prank? -Eh!? Which one is it!? -Seriously? -Eh!? A prank? -This... -is a prank! -Ehh!! -Wow!! What the heck? I'm so shocked! -Right? -We gave you our blessings! It's so easy for me to hate people who do things like this... I'm so shocked! Dammit! We were tricked! Goddammit! Geez, like... I seriously will not congratulate you when you really do get a girlfriend. Why'd you do this?! Well, if I ever get a girlfriend, and if it happens to be RINA, I wonder what kind of reaction I'll get. -Get outta here with that! (lol) -I mean... We were so happy! I mean... I think I'm figuring it all out. First, he asked Hayachin here for a word. He probably told him he wanted to film a prank. So you noticed it from the start? No, no! I just now realized that, that Hayachin is an accomplice. -He asked him if it was okay to wait a bit to do the shoot. -Eh!? Then the shoot was a lie!? -Ah, there's no shoot like that. -There isn't!? Hold up! There's nothing like that! This is so annoying!! -I was waiting to do my makeup! -That's why Yuu (the manager) didn't know. That's why Yuu didn't know about the shoot. Let me explain a bit. I... He suddenly told me that he wanted to introduce his girlfriend. I was like, "What!?" I was like, "Eh? T-thank you for going out with him" and went along with the flow. I had the same reaction as you guys. Then I told him that I'd be doing to you guys what I did to him. Well, congrats, seriously. -It's not real. -May you forever be happy. -Will you take this chance to start living together? -I hope we continue to be friends. Are you listening? Did you hear that she just said she hopes we continue being friends? We're definitely not dating! (lol) I hope we continue to be friends. Thank you very much. There's a camera here, right? -It's recording. -Ah? Really? -Eh? Seriously? -You get it, right? Was Hida looking at it the whole time? No, he wasn't (lol) Wasn't he monitoring [the footage]? -He wasn't. -He wasn't? -So, thank you guys so much. -Thank you. Surprisingly, the members of HEY-SMITH are very welcoming. We're kind, that's why. I mean, we were so happy. We were so happy, and that was all returned back to us. Thank you so much, everyone! (Bonus) Wow! That's so flirty. Flirty (lol) Eh? It's flirty? It is! (lol) Wait, show it to me again. -How are they? -Ah, they're great. You're so lovestruck, Igari (lol) This lovestruck feel... It's good (lol) -My heart's really pounding. -(lol) Ah! That's great! -Is it okay to use this as the thumbnail?? -Of course. -All right! -Thanks! -Thank you! That was so nerve-racking!