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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.10,0:00:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.44,0:00:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.27,0:00:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah... lovely day,\Nisn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.94,0:00:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ar... 'tis that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you here\Non holiday or...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.08,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, I live here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, jolly good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I say, those are sheep,\Naren't they?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.39,0:00:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.79,0:00:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes, of course,\NI thought so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only... why are they\Nup in the trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.63,0:00:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fair question
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.17,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one that in recent weeks\NHas been much on my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is my\Nconsidered opinion\NThat they're nesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.64,0:00:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nesting?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like birds?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.98,0:00:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ar... exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.18,0:00:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Birds is the key\Nto the whole problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.58,0:00:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my belief that\Nthese sheep are laboring
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.55,0:00:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Under the misapprehension\Nthat they're birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.59,0:00:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Observe their behavior.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.26,0:00:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take for a start the sheep's tendency
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:01:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To hop about the field\Non their back legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.93,0:01:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now witness their attempts\Nto fly from tree to tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.70,0:01:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Notice they do not\Nso much fly as plummet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.94,0:01:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Observe, for example,\Nthat ewe in that oak tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.88,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is clearly trying\Nto teach her lamb to fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.78,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talk about the blind\Nleading the blind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.39,0:01:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why do they think\Nthey're birds?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.76,0:01:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another fair question.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.29,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing is for sure:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.69,0:01:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A sheep is not a creature of the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.03,0:01:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has enormous\Ndifficulty\NIn the comparatively\Nsimple act of perching.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.47,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.80,0:01:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As for flight, its body is totally\Nunadapted to the problems of aviation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.97,0:01:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trouble is, sheep are very dim.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.64,0:01:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once they get an\Nidea into their heads
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.68,0:01:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no shifting it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.11,0:01:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But where do they get\Nthe idea from?\NFrom Harold.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.02,0:01:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's that sheep over\Nthere under the elm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.05,0:02:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's that most dangerous\Nof animals--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.26,0:02:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A clever sheep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.26,0:02:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the ringleader.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.63,0:02:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's realized the sheep's life consists
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.76,0:02:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of standing around for a few\Nmonths and then being eaten.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.93,0:02:12.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's a depressing prospect
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.07,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For an ambitious sheep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.93,0:02:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's patently hit on the idea of escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.44,0:02:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why don't you just\Nget rid of Harold?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.14,0:02:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of the enormous commercial\Npossibilities should he succeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.11,0:02:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and what exactlyare the commercial\Npossibilities of a vine a viation?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.95,0:02:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bonsoir.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.05,0:02:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ici nous avons{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.49,0:02:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}les diagrammes modernes\Nd'un mouton anglo-francais{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.49,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ce n'est pas...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.13,0:02:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}maintenant...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.96,0:02:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}nous avons, dans\Nla tete, le cabine.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.97,0:02:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}tres bon.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.97,0:02:49.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ici, ou se trouve{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.40,0:02:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}le petit capitaine anglais,\Nun monsieur trubshawe.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.97,0:02:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vive brian,\Nwherever you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.64,0:02:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}d'accord, d'accord.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.27,0:02:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}maintenant, je vous\Npresente mon collegue{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.18,0:03:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}le pouf celebre,\Njean-brian jatapathique.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.08,0:03:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}maintenant,\Nle mouton...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.92,0:03:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le landing...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.42,0:03:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Les wheels, bon.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.42,0:03:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bon.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.42,0:03:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Les wheels, ici.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.22,0:03:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}c'est formidable,\Nn'est-ce pas?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.99,0:03:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}est bon, ooh, ah.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.26,0:03:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}de la machine...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.36,0:03:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}de la a vion...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.56,0:03:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}de la baa, baa, baa.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.70,0:03:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, ooh, ooh, baa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.76,0:03:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}de la derriere\Ndu mouton...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.87,0:03:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chug, chug, chug.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.87,0:03:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ah, merci beaucoup.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.43,0:03:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}suivez la piste.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.77,0:03:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}tais-toi.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.94,0:03:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}pardon.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.94,0:03:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}pas de tout.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.97,0:03:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}mais...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.11,0:03:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ou sont les bagages?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.78,0:03:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ou sont les bagages?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.28,0:03:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ou... les voyageurs?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.78,0:03:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}les voyageurs.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.95,0:03:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gaspard?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.12,0:03:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}merci.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.79,0:03:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}les voyageurs.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.96,0:03:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}les bagages.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.46,0:03:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ils sont... ici!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.63,0:03:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}premiere classe,\Ndeuxieme classe...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.60,0:03:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}et maintenant...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.13,0:03:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baa, baa, baa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.97,0:03:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maa, maa, maa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.30,0:03:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}comme ca...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.47,0:03:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}demonstration\Nfantastique.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.20,0:03:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sur trois...\Nun, deux trois.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.07,0:04:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}maa, maa, maa, maa, maa, maa...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.14,0:04:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get a lot of french people\Naround here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.14,0:04:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.15,0:04:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All over, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.48,0:04:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how do\Nyou get on
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.88,0:04:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With these\Nfrench people?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.98,0:04:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.98,0:04:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So do i.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.99,0:04:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.99,0:04:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So does\NMrs. Ames.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.99,0:04:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.09,0:04:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.19,0:04:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, they think\Nwell, don't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.49,0:04:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, be fair...\NPascal.\NMm, Blaise\Npascal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.99,0:04:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jean-Paul Sartre.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.50,0:04:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Voltaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.50,0:04:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.50,0:04:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rene\NDescartes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.73,0:04:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm... hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.17,0:04:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm!