"So, what do you go for in a girl?"

He crows lifting the lager to his lips he gestures
where his mate sits, then downs his glass.

"He prefers tits

I prefer ass.

What do you go for in a girl?

Well, I feel quite unconfortable.

The air left room long time ago.
All eyes are on me.

Umm, if you must know,
I'd like a girl who..

..reads.

Yeah. Reads. And I am not
trying to call you chauvinist,

because I know you are not alone in this.
But I'd like a girl who reads.

Who needs the written word and
who uses the added vocabulary,

she gleans from novels and poetry
to hold lively conversation

in a range of social situations.
I wanna girl who reads.

Who's heart bleeds at words of Graham
Greene or even heat magazine.

Who ties back her hair while
she is reading Jane Eyre.

Who goes cover to cover with each,

waterstones 3 for 2 offer.

But I don't want to stop
there I wanna girl who reads

Girl who feeds her addiction for
fiction with unusual poems and plays

That she hunts out in crooked
bookshops for days and days and days.

She will sit addicted at breakfast
soaking up back of a cornflakes box.

And the info she gets from what
she reads makes her a total fox.

Because she is interesting and she is
unique and theories make me go weak

at the knees, I wanna girl who reads.

A girl who's eyes will analyse
the menu over dinner.

Use what she learns to kick my ass in
arguments so she always ends the winner.

But she'd be still sweet and she'd be
flirty because she loves the classics.

And they are pretty dirty. And that means late at
night she will always have me in a stupor

as we reenact the raunchier bits from the works
of Jilly Cooper. See, some guys prefer asses.

Some prefer tits and I am not
saying I don't like those bits,

but is more important what supercedes.

Is it girl with passion, wit and dreams.

So, I would like a
girl who reads.

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