0:00:01.138,0:00:04.300 The family is one of nature's masterpieces 0:00:04.941,0:00:07.564 Come on coach, you've gotta take that kid out 0:00:07.687,0:00:10.514 You wanna take him out? How about I take you out! 0:00:10.804,0:00:13.099 Hunny, they are all in 6th, let's take it down ... 0:00:14.473,0:00:17.319 This is the story of three very unique families 0:00:17.484,0:00:18.599 Oh, this must be your dad? 0:00:18.660,0:00:22.493 Her dad? No, no that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband 0:00:22.493,0:00:24.737 Don't be fooled by the, uh... 0:00:24.768,0:00:25.637 Give me a second here 0:00:26.910,0:00:28.533 Jay and Gloria are newlyweds 0:00:28.703,0:00:33.572 I come from a small village, very poor but very very beautiful 0:00:33.572,0:00:36.949 It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the 0:00:36.980,0:00:39.858 What's the word? Murders 0:00:39.896,0:00:41.894 Yes, the murders 0:00:42.264,0:00:44.746 Phil and Claire have a traditional family 0:00:44.895,0:00:47.945 Dad! What happened? Luke just shot me! 0:00:48.200,0:00:51.415 They're only plastic bibis. Buddy, uncool 0:00:52.559,0:00:54.005 That's it? 0:00:54.330,0:00:58.559 No no no no no, the agreement was that if he shoots someone you shoot him 0:00:58.559,0:01:00.351 But he's got a birthday party 0:01:00.443,0:01:02.097 You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at 2 0:01:02.097,0:01:03.843 I can't shoot him at 2, I'm showing a house at 2 0:01:03.920,0:01:05.343 What about 3? 0:01:05.343,0:01:06.797 No, we've got a soccer game at 3 and then 0:01:06.797,0:01:09.620 Oh, we've gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5 0:01:09.697,0:01:12.269 4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15 0:01:12.391,0:01:13.506 Yeah, I guess that works for me 0:01:13.583,0:01:15.649 Oooh. Shoot Luck 0:01:15.649,0:01:17.072 Sorry dude, it's on the calendar 0:01:17.225,0:01:19.246 Then, there's Mitchell and Cameron 0:01:19.538,0:01:22.638 We just adopted her, we're bringing her home for the fist time 0:01:22.777,0:01:24.523 Look at that baby with those cream puffs 0:01:24.615,0:01:26.346 Okay, excuse me 0:01:26.407,0:01:30.946 Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us, cream puff 0:01:30.992,0:01:32.769 And you know what note to all of you who judge 0:01:32.769,0:01:34.546 You small-minded ignorant few 0:01:34.546,0:01:36.000 Mitchell! What? 0:01:36.000,0:01:38.207 She's got the cream puffs 0:01:39.223,0:01:40.038 Oh 0:01:40.177,0:01:42.738 We would like to pay for everyone's head-sets 0:01:42.769,0:01:45.286 And while, they are three very different families 0:01:45.286,0:01:46.679 Why are you smiling? What? 0:01:46.679,0:01:48.333 Dad you have got to talk to mom 0:01:48.333,0:01:51.307 Well hunny, you're mom isn't always as cool about things 0:01:51.307,0:01:53.115 Oh! What is with this thing! 0:01:53.130,0:01:54.292 Owww! 0:01:54.323,0:01:55.407 Count to three 0:01:55.407,0:01:56.946 One, tw... Three! Okay 0:01:57.289,0:02:00.930 What the hell is that? Is that us, with wings? 0:02:00.930,0:02:03.720 We're floating above her allways there to protect her 0:02:03.720,0:02:05.451 Well, that's reasuring right Lilly? 0:02:05.451,0:02:07.144 We tore you away from everything you know but don't worry 0:02:07.144,0:02:09.777 Things are normal here, your fathers are floating fairies 0:02:09.777,0:02:13.667 They are all trying to survive in one very modern world 0:02:13.667,0:02:15.554 I wanna tell Bruna Phullman I love her 0:02:15.554,0:02:16.331 Oh for God's sakes 0:02:16.331,0:02:17.862 Manny she's 16 0:02:17.862,0:02:19.931 Oh, it's okay for you to take an older lover? 0:02:19.931,0:02:20.723 Hey hey watch it 0:02:20.723,0:02:23.198 Sports guy chest bump, no. Sports guy chest bump, Cam... 0:02:23.398,0:02:24.444 Oh, sorry 0:02:24.782,0:02:30.057 We're all in this together yes we are we are stars... 0:02:30.057,0:02:32.111 I'm the cool dad, that's that's my thing 0:02:35.865,0:02:37.034 Come on!