The family is one of nature's masterpieces
Come on coach, you've gotta take that kid out
You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!
Hunny, they are all in 6th, let's take it down ...
This is the story of three very unique families
Oh, this must be your dad?
Her dad? No, no that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband
Don't be fooled by the, uh...
Give me a second here
Jay and Gloria are newlyweds
I come from a small village, very poor but very very beautiful
It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the
What's the word? Murders
Yes, the murders
Phil and Claire have a traditional family
Dad! What happened? Luke just shot me!
They're only plastic bibis. Buddy, uncool
That's it?
No no no no no, the agreement was that if he shoots someone you shoot him
But he's got a birthday party
You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at 2
I can't shoot him at 2, I'm showing a house at 2
What about 3?
No, we've got a soccer game at 3 and then
Oh, we've gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5
4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15
Yeah, I guess that works for me
Oooh. Shoot Luck
Sorry dude, it's on the calendar
Then, there's Mitchell and Cameron
We just adopted her, we're bringing her home for the fist time
Look at that baby with those cream puffs
Okay, excuse me
Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us, cream puff
And you know what note to all of you who judge
You small-minded ignorant few
Mitchell! What?
She's got the cream puffs
Oh
We would like to pay for everyone's head-sets
And while, they are three very different families
Why are you smiling? What?
Dad you have got to talk to mom
Well hunny, you're mom isn't always as cool about things
Oh! What is with this thing!
Owww!
Count to three
One, tw... Three! Okay
What the hell is that? Is that us, with wings?
We're floating above her allways there to protect her
Well, that's reasuring right Lilly?
We tore you away from everything you know but don't worry
Things are normal here, your fathers are floating fairies
They are all trying to survive in one very modern world
I wanna tell Bruna Phullman I love her
Oh for God's sakes
Manny she's 16
Oh, it's okay for you to take an older lover?
Hey hey watch it
Sports guy chest bump, no. Sports guy chest bump, Cam...
Oh, sorry
We're all in this together yes we are we are stars...
I'm the cool dad, that's that's my thing
Come on!