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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.05,0:00:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys! So I watch \Na lot of scary movies now,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.06,0:00:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, honestly, I used to hate \Nthem when I was younger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.21,0:00:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now then I started making videos \Nand realized how fake they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.64,0:00:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I actually enjoy them, \Nbut I'm not gonna lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.54,0:00:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the back of my mind, \Nwhenever I'm watching horror movies,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.52,0:00:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to get scared, but I'm thinking \Nof all these other random scenarios
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.17,0:00:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of how the movie could've went instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.92,0:00:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like every single October, I go \Non a horror movie watching spree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.23,0:00:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Horror, not whore.\NHOR-ROR.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hodor. \N(deep voice) Hodor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the majority of the time, I kinda \Njust ruin the movie for myself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.21,0:00:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause instead of just sitting \Nthere and falling into the story
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the movie, I'm always \Nlooking for other things.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did they make that?\NHow did they do that effect?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.01,0:00:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who made those costumes?\NI wonder how long that person
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.09,0:00:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to sit in makeup.\NI bet this was going to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.97,0:00:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still don't know what the fox says!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the thing that ruins it the most \Nfor me is that when I'm watching
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.56,0:00:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these movies, I'm always \Nthinking of other scenarios
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.86,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of how the movie could've went.\NAnd because I've been watching
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.82,0:00:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many horror movies lately,\NI've been jotting all these ideas down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.47,0:00:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my phone, and that's why\Nthis video was created.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.65,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for all of you who watch horror movies,\NI'm sorry, I don't mean to ruin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the movie for you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.47,0:00:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But on the bright side,\Nfor all of you people who hate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.18,0:00:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scary movies and can't watch them,\Nhopefully you can watch this video
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.13,0:00:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it'll ruin the horror movies for you\Nthe same way it does for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.82,0:01:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So with that being said, this is what\Nhorror movies would be like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.23,0:01:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if they weren't scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.20,0:01:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mwahahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.97,0:01:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(high-pitched laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.64,0:01:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (scary music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.46,0:01:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.09,0:01:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thunder rumbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.47,0:01:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.64,0:01:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never stop me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.71,0:01:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Begone, demon!\N- Give me back my daughter!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.15,0:01:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your daughter's already gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.41,0:01:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are not welcome in this realm!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.67,0:01:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Begone, demon! \NLeave this girl alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.28,0:01:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never get rid \Nof me, you filthy priest!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.87,0:01:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(growling)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.22,0:01:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the name of God, and/or any \Nother religion that you believe in,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we respect other people's religion\Nand do not judge...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.99,0:01:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the power vested in me,\NI now pronounce you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,husband and wiiiiiiiife!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.65,0:01:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(room grows quiet)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.73,0:02:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I kinda spilled\Na little bit on the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.75,0:02:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, do that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.78,0:02:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.44,0:02:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she's weakened by water.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.15,0:02:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. Well, whaddya know!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.40,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All those deaths could've been \Navoided if we just used water.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.37,0:02:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(demon continues shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.47,0:02:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (cheerful music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.22,0:02:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.60,0:02:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, this is taking too long.\NI have a really good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.22,0:02:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Remember that one trend we were gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.17,0:02:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasping)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.35,0:02:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.08,0:02:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, whazzup?\NIt's your boy, the priest,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.55,0:02:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we got the demon right here,\Nwho volunteered to do the ALS
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.85,0:02:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ice Bucket Challenge.\NSo here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.14,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.54,0:02:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(saw buzzes)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.17,0:02:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun shot)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.25,0:02:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.32,0:02:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See?\N- Oooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.86,0:02:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hurts, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.36,0:02:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Texas.\NEverybody has a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.28,0:02:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to upgrade, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.56,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.84,0:03:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.88,0:03:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say after you watch this tape,\Nsomeone calls your house and says,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.10,0:03:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Seven days."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.43,0:03:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then a little girl crawls out of your TV\Nand kills you seven days later.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.06,0:03:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ominous music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.44,0:03:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta be really honest with you...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.65,0:03:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this entire legend sounds really outdated.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.02,0:03:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said I have to watch this tape.\NHow am I gonna do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.87,0:03:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have a VCR.\NNobody watches tapes anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.42,0:03:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This little girl needs to upgrade\Nto a DVD, or at least a Blu-ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.89,0:03:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you said somebody's \Ngonna call my house?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.71,0:03:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody can call my house.\NI don't have a landline.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.71,0:03:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anything, she would have to call\Nmy cellphone, and I'm not gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.17,0:03:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,answer some random phone number!\NAnd then you said she's gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.70,0:03:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crawl out of my TV.\NNobody watches TV anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.73,0:03:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if she crawled out of my laptop.\NAnd that's a 15 inch screen
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.67,0:03:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she would have to crawl through.\NShe would have to be really small.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a girl that small were to kill me--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.83,0:03:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! What the hell, dude?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.55,0:03:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There. Ebola.\NNow you really have seven days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.01,0:03:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I even told you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.60,0:03:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mutters angrily)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.78,0:03:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.91,0:03:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.38,0:04:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ominous music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.16,0:04:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.71,0:04:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.14,0:04:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.94,0:04:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snaps camera)\N- Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.48,0:04:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shutter clicks repeatedly)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.70,0:04:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (whimsical music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.20,0:04:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.07,0:04:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whimpering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.05,0:04:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(monster groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.93,0:04:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...my...god!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.86,0:04:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're aca-perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I am telling you.\NShe's gonna be perfect for the bass.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.20,0:04:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But is she pitch perfect material?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.20,0:04:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.52,0:04:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(low pitched groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.88,0:04:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.06,0:04:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is deep!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.90,0:04:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What'd I tell you?\N- Impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.79,0:04:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice.\N- Dubstep routine on one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.63,0:04:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five, six, seven, eight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.04,0:04:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dubstepping) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.68,0:04:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.79,0:04:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(birds chirp)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.46,0:05:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (baaing)\N- Shut up! Shhh. Shh. Shhh. Shhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.28,0:05:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.16,0:05:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how to put this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.94,0:05:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe your son \Nis actually in a coma.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.91,0:05:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand.\NWe moved,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.99,0:05:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and these things keep happening!\NWhy do they keep following us?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.37,0:05:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's not the house that's haunted.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.56,0:05:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your son.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.40,0:05:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ominous music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.58,0:05:34.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.27,0:05:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.56,0:05:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You heard him.\NThere's nothing we could've done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.80,0:05:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was insidious.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.74,0:05:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now he's {\i1}outsidious{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.78,0:05:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panned laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.45,0:05:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat reggae) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.37,0:05:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spirit of the realm...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.07,0:05:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are there any of you with us right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.30,0:06:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says, "Ye."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.65,0:06:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you show us a sign that you're here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.25,0:06:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasping)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.23,0:06:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (mystic chanting) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.10,0:06:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it was...maybe it was the wind.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.26,0:06:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you show us another \Nsign that you're here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.17,0:06:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (mystic chanting) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.31,0:06:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.02,0:06:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do they keep coming to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.89,0:06:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it...I think it likes you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.05,0:06:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Heh.\N- What? No, you guys don't know that for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.58,0:06:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, man.\NThe chocolate and the roses?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.07,0:06:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It does like you.\N- You think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.65,0:06:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, look, he's blushing. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.73,0:06:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean...I...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.26,0:06:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (romantic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.69,0:06:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And that was the first time we met.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.92,0:06:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I couldn't take my eyes off her{\i0}\N{\i1}because, well,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.80,0:06:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}they were never on her.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.58,0:06:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But even though I couldn't see her,{\i0}\N{\i1}I knew...I had to see her again.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.56,0:07:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.82,0:07:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Nigahiga sighs heavily)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.79,0:07:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.68,0:07:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even more beautiful \Nthan I could've ever imagined.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.28,0:07:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.68,0:07:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (romantic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.09,0:07:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.12,0:07:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.63,0:07:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans) What a crazy nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.50,0:07:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank god it's over, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.45,0:07:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(raspy voice) Or is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.58,0:07:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.92,0:07:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(frantic breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.54,0:07:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.93,0:07:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is really starting to get craz--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.45,0:07:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(low pitched groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.78,0:07:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.04,0:07:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasping continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.57,0:08:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Eee!\N- (gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.64,0:08:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gasping)\N- ♪ (dubstep beat) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.68,0:08:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bleating)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.44,0:08:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure she's pitch-perfect material?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.68,0:08:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (dubstep) ♪\N- Oh, that is deep.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.87,0:08:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that got weird fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.38,0:08:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that last one about the Ouija board,\Nthat was just based off the trailer
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.18,0:08:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they're playing \Non the TV all the time now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.12,0:08:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the--I said on the TV.\NI sound like a 60 year old man.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.07,0:08:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They play that on the TV, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.41,0:08:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's getting even weirder!\NI'm just gonna stop while I'm ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.43,0:08:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not ahead.\NI'm behind!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.96,0:08:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thank you guys, again,\Nso much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.30,0:08:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you guys have \Na very happy and safe Halloween.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.48,0:08:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for once, in my YouTube life,\Non a Halloween related video,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.47,0:08:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna put up \None of those scary, loud images.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, that scares the crap \Nout of you guys in three, two, one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.66,0:08:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I said, I'm not gonna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.82,0:08:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For once.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.35,0:08:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.08,0:08:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dead air)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.27,0:08:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually even more scary, I think,\Nthat I'm not doing that,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.94,0:08:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it's like, \N"What is he gonna do?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.54,0:08:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.90,0:08:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.76,0:08:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teehee!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.88,0:08:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you guys so much for watching.\NIf you wanna see...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.26,0:08:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.29,0:09:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..bloopers and behind-the-scenes,\Nclick the one on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.99,0:09:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see last week's video,\Nclick the one on the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.58,0:09:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you want to see anything\Nthat's Halloween related,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.26,0:09:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no place else to click,\Nso just click one of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.44,0:09:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha ha.\N- (low pitched groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.82,0:09:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And remember--\N- (low pitch groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.14,0:09:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, Derek!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.23,0:09:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]