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What's up Greg and welcome back to another episode of
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So making that video about Radio Rebel a couple months ago was really fun.
And ever since I made that video,
I've had a lot of people requesting that I review Lemonade Mouth.
I guess it kinda came out around the same time.
They're like in the same era of Disney Channel.
So I watch it and honestly, did not disappoint
It's uhhhh it's a pretty fun movie.
It's got some weird parts.
Some weird little bits.
It to be confused with me... who's a weird little b*tch.
So I thought what the heck let's watch this movie too. Could be fun.
This is my review of Lemonade Mouth baby.
(Movie) Poets. Revolutionaries.
Lemonade Mouth has been called all of these things.
(Danny) So the movie starts out with some very flattering narration.
The girl who is narrating is part of this band that she's talking about
and she's like: my band has been called geniuses, revolutionaries, and poets.
And you can see this whole like arena
filling up with people coming to go see them.
The movie is all about this band called Lemonade Mouth.
The girl narrating is part of this band.
From the beginning of the movie it looks like they're a very famous band.
But then the narrator's like: but I wonder if all or our adoring fans
who think that we're geniuses and poets, would believe me if I told them
that all this started right here.
And then it shows detention.
So right off the bat we know what someday
this band is gonna become big but for right now
they're just some kids sitting in detention.
(Movie) It was this ragtag group of 5 that started it all.
Alright, I have decided rather than let you twiddle your little thumbs
for the next hour, we're gonna clean up around here, we're gonna... unpack
and turn this storage room into a music room o(^▽^)o
(Danny) They have detention in the music room which apparently
is like in the basement of the school.
The music teacher is talking about how underfunded the music program is.
(Movie) If they spent a fraction of what that new gymnasium cost
to keep this music program alive, I jus--
aggressive toilet sounds
(ఠᗣ ಠ ╬)
(Danny) Someone flushes a toilet overhead and they can all hear it
in the rooms so they're like aHHh grOSS
The whole school hates the music program.
How can we fix the music program?
(Movie) That is it! That is IT!
But! If I'm going to tell you this right, I need to go back to the beginning.
The morning it all began....
(Danny) Yeah for sure. Definitely go back to the beginning of the story.
I thought you were already doing that....
We flashed back at the beginning and now we're flashing back even more.
This movie's like a flashback within a flashback.
The exposition of this movie focuses a lot
on how much these kids hate their parents.
This girl hates her mom cause she never pays attention to her.
This boy Wendell hates his dad because his dad is dating
a girl who's in college.
(Movie) Dad, don't you think it's a little weird that your girlfriend
is still in college?
laughs
She's 28 Wen.
(Danny) You know, Disney Channel movie style.
It's also this girl, Stella's first day at this school
and right away she gets called into the principle's office because she's
wearing a shirt that says "question authority".
And the principle's like don't.... actually don't do that
don't question authority.
So he makes her cover up her shirt.
This is a very... totalitarian school. They don't want anyone speaking out
about anything. You know, Disney Channel stuff :D
(Movie) sick music
Hi.... I'm sorry to interrupt.
Wen, I have your folder.
student whistles
Check out Wen's mommy.
another whistle
(Danny) Is there like a bunch of 60 year old construction workers
in this class with Wendell
doing that old-timey whistle?
attempts to imitate
One of them just goes like
AhHHhwOoOoAhhhH
Holy smokes, check out that broad (๑╹o╹)╭ ～ ♡
I feel like I've only ever heard men in their fifties and up make that whistle
at a woman.
Granted, I'm not....
I'm not a pretty girl. I'm an ugly beast of a man actually...
So no one's ever whistled at me like that ever.
So....
I don't-- I guess I wouldn't know
Also he says "check out Wen's mommy."
(Movie) Check out Wen's mommy.
So they're like 60 year old construction workers, but they're also babies.
mMMmmM gOO GoO gAa gaaA
Check out Wen's mommy :D
Hey everyone, look at Wen's mommy.
Hahahaa. She's so pretty look at Wen's mommy.
hehhe..
breaks down I MISS MY MOMMY ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)
(Movie) epic music
(Danny) Oh sh*t he forgot how to walk.
Oh sh*t he forgot how to kick D:
Ahh f*ck his bones are gettin squishy I think.
(Movie) You gotta kick the ball.
Like thAT
aHhhH That's it.
I don't wanna play soccer. I don't want your abuse. (; ･`д･´)​
And I certainly don't want my brother's ball.
(Danny) You know how might not know how to walk or kick,
but he does know how to talk without opening his mouth.
That's pretty impressive.
(Movie) And I certainly don't want my brother's ball.
WanT mY BrothERs bALL
UGhhh
I think he did that on purpose coach.
evil grunt
Uhh ohhh
Ventriloquism and throwing balls will not be tolerated
by coach caveman.
weird grunt
Danny what are you doing
Omg
The beginning of this movie is just sorta showing how each individual
kid gets thrown in detention. So that kid gets put in detention
for throwing his ball at the teacher.
The new girl Stella gets in trouble because at an assembly
she does want everyone to see her shirt.
(Movie) MY SHIRT! MY DECISION! ( •̀ω•́ )
Don't let your school take away your rights!
other students start clapping
C'MON!
(Danny) I like that there are people cheering even though they don't know
the context for what she's saying.
Like they don't all know that she got yelled at this morning for wearing
the shirt.
For all they know she was just sitting in the assembly and she was like
Wait a minute. H--hold on a minute. All this talk about the school gym.
I got to butt in for a second and say:
Guys I like my shirt ok? ( ᐛ )و
There I said it. Is that such a crime? I like to wear my shirt.
And I'm gonna keep wearing it. Thank you.
Th-- Thank you aww thank you. distant cheering
So-- aww omg. it's a nice shirt, isn't it?
But then there are some people booing. Like once person right when she stood up was like
AWWW SIT DOWN
(Movie) in distance AWWW SIT DOWN
F*ck your shirt. That is not your color. That's an ugly shade of red.
The pins on the sleeve are tacky.
Because they're all a bunch of little rebels
they get sent to detention, and detention as I mentioned, is in the basement.
subtle sick movie music
(Movie) You lost?
No I jus-- Detention huh? Follow me.
(Danny) Now when I say basement, what I really mean is like
their basement is literally just another school. It's gigantic.
Am I-- I don't even think my high school even had a basement.
(Movie) What is this place?
This... is the underground (๑꒪▿꒪)*
(Danny) This... is the underground.
You know how you were above ground and then you took an elevator down to under it?
Now you're underground.
(Movie) Robotics club [-c°▥°]-c
Hey Alex, working hard?
Shakespeare society.
Chess club.
(Danny) Yeah look at this holy sh*t how big is this basement?
This basement's bigger than the actual school.
It's got like multiple levels. How far down does this thing go?
You go down like ten floors and like the lower you go the students just keep getting
older and older. There are kids who just haven't graduated yet.
We've been lost down here for 50 years.
How do you get out of the basement?
Also why is there like faint techno playing through the basement of this school?
music
What's going on with that?
Well, this is the basement. Down here you got the robotics club, Shakespeare club,
rave club, everyone's on molly in there.
Wait what? Huh?
Oh the Shakespeare club, you know like the guy who wrote the plays?
No our school has a rave club?
Yeah that's in the abandoned airplane hangar down here.
Our school has an abandoned airplane hangar?
Heh.. oh boy. You must be new around here huh?
peaceful music Heh yeah I guess so.
heh
heheh
heh
heehh
heh
F*cking idiot.
What...?
Wanna buy some ecstasy?
NO D:<
sick movie music kicks in
(Movie) "-I am going to go give Brenigan (the principal) a piece of my mind-"
(Danny) So how we're finally at where the second flashback left off at.
The music teacher told them to clean the room and she barges out
so they're stuck in this room in the basement
cleaning up the music room.
There's water dripping from the ceiling
I guess it's like sh*t water because like
there's like the toilets are flushing over them?
They keep referencing how like the people flush
and you can hear the water rush by
and then there's water dripping down into this bucket
and it's brown so like...
Is there just like sh*t water in this room?
asmr tapping
snap
keys jingle
(Danny) O sh*t!
Is this about to be one of those things?
One of those things where they make music with common sounds?
kinda instrumental music
Awww hell yeah it is (/^▽^)/
It's about to be a Stomp thing!
It's about to be like one of those
things from th-- from the musical Stomp.
These blueman group a*s
motherf*ckers are about to take it to the next level.
♫ ꉂ (๑¯ਊ¯)σ (Movie) Let the music take you ♫
♫ Anywhere we want to ♫
♫ When we're stuck and can't get free ♫
(Danny) Man they're really lucky that all of them have
like prodigy level improvisational music skills.
They all seem to be like on the same level
that would suck if one of them just like was not good as all.
LIke didn't have any rhythm and just like
felt like he had to join in.
(instrumental music)
really offbeat piano banging
Uhh hey dude you're a little off beat...
gong noises
Ahh dude I don't think a gong really goes with this song.
really offkey AhHAHOAOHHOAHAHHhh
Stop!
No stop!
French Horn Noises
What?!!?
gunshots
Oh holy sh*t!
Oh f*ck ahhH!
Dude put that down!
perfect guitar music
Ok hold on. That's actually pretty good!
What?? Sorry that was just my ringtone.
God damn it.
I love playing music with you guys.
You're my best friends.
Dude we don't even know you.
Yeah, we literally all just met.
Hey guys I'm a big time Hollywood producer.
I was just passing by and I heard you playing.
That was incredible d=(´▽｀)=b
Woah really?? Thanks mister!
Ahahha not you f*ck face.
You...
Whaa, me?
No, you.
all in sync WOAH IT'S AKON!
Hey guys, it's me Akon, and I'm here
cuz Danny didn't know how to finish this sketch.
Can you perform for us?!?
hAHahah sure!!
all in sync Yayyyyy!!!
music
more gunshots
STOP DUDE STOP!!
NOOOOO!!!
COMMONNNN!!!!
(Movie) I'm really sorry. We just started to um.
Olivia you....
have a
BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!!!
AHHHHHH HAHAA Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
Your band, it's a gift.
We're not a band.
We don't even know each other.
(Danny) Yeah woah woah woah..
Play music together?
We don't even know each other!
I'm not playing music with these strangers dude...
I think I'm gonna have to get to know them a little better I do any of that.
Cuz I don't play music with strangers.
(Movie) Rising star!!
gasp
Rising star!!
Rising what??
Rising star.
It's a talent competition.
(Danny) So yeah the music teacher tries to get them to form a band
cuz she heard them singing
and she thinks that they were really good.
Which they were...
That was really impressive that they just improv'd an entire song.
But they don't want it.
They're resisting it at first.
But don't worry, I have it on pretty good authority
that they're gonna form a band.
(Movie) Music
(Danny) They all meet at this pizza place
and they decide, "actually...
you know what, come to think of it...
we do wanna be in a band."
(Movie) Oh ok ok. I'll do it.
YEEESSSSSS
(Danny) Everything else about our lives sucks
so this band seems like it could be a fun thing.
So they decide, "let's do it".
Let's do a band.
Let's do this talent competition
that the music teacher was trying to get us to do.
So they get to work, and they start practicing.
music