WEBVTT 00:00:00.751 --> 00:00:03.789 You know Sammy Davis is always singing 00:00:03.789 --> 00:00:07.136 "What kind of fool am I?" 00:00:07.136 --> 00:00:15.517 I'll tell you what kind of fool Sammy is! He asked me to invite Don Rickles here tonight! 00:00:15.517 --> 00:00:21.583 Sammy you asked for him, and you got him! 00:00:21.583 --> 00:00:30.777 Ladies and gentlemen, here's the man whose sense of humour is as twisted as Karl Malden's nose! 00:00:30.777 --> 00:00:32.876 Mr.Don Rickles! 00:00:42.056 --> 00:00:47.223 I wish you wouldn't touch me Sammy! You people rust! 00:00:47.223 --> 00:00:51.915 It's a...it's a wonderful treat to be able to...this wonderful black man... 00:00:51.915 --> 00:00:55.852 Sam I kid you! We know each other a lot of years, really! And I love the black people! 00:00:55.852 --> 00:01:00.195 We need you people! I swear! Because no Jew's going to make up a train! 00:01:04.555 --> 00:01:09.501 My kid, Sammy! You're a black man! Now, took a guess! 00:01:09.594 --> 00:01:13.027 But I tell you... 00:01:13.864 --> 00:01:20.429 you ain't black, you fell into a bucket of M&Ms, I'll tell you that! 00:01:20.429 --> 00:01:24.604 You and my good friend Freddie Prinze, he's your buddy...and we need the Puerto Rican people! 00:01:24.604 --> 00:01:29.882 I quote the greats...The greats!The words of a great Puerto Rican, Manuel Cortes, who said to me in New York: 00:01:29.882 --> 00:01:33.892 "Do you want a coffee?" 00:01:41.807 --> 00:01:52.251 Look at this! The Puerto Rican and the coloured guy are making plans:" We'll rule the Jew!" 00:01:52.251 --> 00:01:58.702 Now! I kid though! Look at this wonderful day list! Frank Gorshin whose whole life was Burt Lancaster! 00:01:58.702 --> 00:02:04.355 Joey Bishop who passed away and wasn't told about it! 00:02:04.355 --> 00:02:10.902 Wilt Chamberlain, I say from the bottom of my heart! You can move into my neighbourhood anytime you want! 00:02:10.902 --> 00:02:24.097 !"Watch out!" Imagine this guy? Standing in front of the..."Hey, hey, hey! Anybody eat those peas? I'll eat them!Eat them pea! Ha! Ha! Ha!" 00:02:24.097 --> 00:02:33.038 I kid you Wilt! And why? 'Cause you can hurt me! 00:02:33.038 --> 00:02:38.659 Now! Now! You gotta know Dean! I'll make you feel at home! Youngstown, Ohio, right? 00:02:38.659 --> 00:02:43.454 What was that town you're coming from? Steubenville? Why? That's better? 00:02:43.454 --> 00:02:45.622 Anyway...Steubenville, Ohio! 00:02:45.622 --> 00:02:48.306 (Imitating factory whistle): Uooooooooo! 00:02:48.306 --> 00:02:55.335 Lunch! 00:02:55.335 --> 00:02:59.586 Now!You can borrow my idol since I'm a kid but now Milton (Berle) I say this from my heart: 00:02:59.586 --> 00:03:05.541 Show business and your life, thyself be thee with your new book; love thee nor byself Milton! 00:03:05.541 --> 00:03:11.912 He's old, he understands! 00:03:11.912 --> 00:03:15.509 I've based my whole humour..I'm laughing at bigotry, I'm laughing at Wilt Chamberlain, 00:03:15.509 --> 00:03:20.705 "Ha, ha, ha!" but if you don't laugh back, it's not funny! 00:03:20.705 --> 00:03:26.873 I laugh at the blacks, the whites, the purples....mostly the blacks! 00:03:26.873 --> 00:03:36.349 Remember the words of George Foreman who said after the Muhammad Ali fight: " Was that down?" 00:03:36.349 --> 00:03:41.596 'd pass that Sam? To the black people! Remember the words of a great niggro, Johnson Johns, 00:03:41.596 --> 00:03:44.163 who said in Biloxi, Mississippi on a Saturday night: 00:03:44.163 --> 00:03:54.349 "If the white man and the niggro can't walk in harmony, the people know that the white folk and a man in harmony with love..." 00:03:54.349 --> 00:03:59.505 (shrugging his shoulders) 00:03:59.505 --> 00:04:02.803 (laughters) 00:04:02.803 --> 00:04:08.830 Man is now in State Hospital. 00:04:08.830 --> 00:04:11.634 We laugh! Why do we laugh? Black and whites... 00:04:11.634 --> 00:04:13.366 (Dean Martin): ..because we must laugh! 00:04:13.366 --> 00:04:23.120 That's right! Look who became the priest! 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:28.960 No, you're a Catholic and I'm a Jew and Sammy, you are black...I'm sorry! 00:04:34.155 --> 00:04:38.037 Remember the words of a great niggro - I say that honestly! - "All peoples are alike!". 00:04:38.037 --> 00:04:41.911 You live in my neighbourhood, I live in yours! Right, Sam? 00:04:41.911 --> 00:04:41.911 (Sammy Davis Jr.): Right! 00:04:41.911 --> 00:04:45.422 Are you crazy?? 00:04:46.053 --> 99:59:59.999 That doesn't matter! It's what is in your heart! Right Sam? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Be proud! Love! We kiss, we hug! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Eh...Any black on my lips? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Dean Martin): When Sammy met his wife, Altovise, she was a struggling young dancer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in this night club act! Altovise! Altovise! Couldn't you marry someone with a simpler name like Saphire?? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ladies and gentleman 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here's a surprise for our "Man of the Hour"... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd like to bring on Sammy's lovely wife, Altavise Davis! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've heard almost every word that you people on the day list said about my old man, and all I can say is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Right on!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can all kid Sammy but I'll have you know that he is personally creating jobs for a lot of people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nobody else would hire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 His tailors! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ladies and gentlemen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now's the moment that I wait for every night; 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd like to present MY Numero Uno, My Mr. Wonderful, my husband, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sammy Davis Jr.! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would...first of all, like to thank a man that I love, very, very much for giving me this honour 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Dean Martin! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean it! I mean that! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One of the great joys of being forty-five years in this business is to have people who love you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 make fun of you! That is one of the great joys!! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Cause the day they don't make fun of you that means they don't give a damn about you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thank you! That's it! Thank you very much! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Sammy Davis Jr., ladies and gentlemen!!