1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:03,789 You know Sammy Davis is always singing 2 00:00:03,789 --> 00:00:07,136 "What kind of fool am I?" 3 00:00:07,136 --> 00:00:15,517 I'll tell you what kind of fool Sammy is! He asked me to invite Don Rickles here tonight! 4 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:21,583 Sammy you asked for him, and you got him! 5 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:30,777 Ladies and gentlemen, here's the man whose sense of humour is as twisted as Karl Malden's nose! 6 00:00:30,777 --> 00:00:32,876 Mr.Don Rickles! 7 00:00:42,056 --> 00:00:47,223 I wish you wouldn't touch me Sammy! You people rust! 8 00:00:47,223 --> 00:00:51,915 It's a...it's a wonderful treat to be able to...this wonderful black man... 9 00:00:51,915 --> 00:00:55,852 Sam I kid you! We know each other a lot of years, really! And I love the black people! 10 00:00:55,852 --> 00:01:00,195 We need you people! I swear! Because no Jew's going to make up a train! 11 00:01:04,555 --> 00:01:09,501 My kid, Sammy! You're a black man! Now, took a guess! 12 00:01:09,594 --> 00:01:13,027 But I tell you... 13 00:01:13,864 --> 00:01:20,429 you ain't black, you fell into a bucket of M&Ms, I'll tell you that! 14 00:01:20,429 --> 00:01:24,604 You and my good friend Freddie Prinze, he's your buddy...and we need the Puerto Rican people! 15 00:01:24,604 --> 00:01:29,882 I quote the greats...The greats!The words of a great Puerto Rican, Manuel Cortes, who said to me in New York: 16 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:33,892 "Do you want a coffee?" 17 00:01:41,807 --> 00:01:52,251 Look at this! The Puerto Rican and the coloured guy are making plans:" We'll rule the Jew!" 18 00:01:52,251 --> 00:01:58,702 Now! I kid though! Look at this wonderful day list! Frank Gorshin whose whole life was Burt Lancaster! 19 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:04,355 Joey Bishop who passed away and wasn't told about it! 20 00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:10,902 Wilt Chamberlain, I say from the bottom of my heart! You can move into my neighbourhood anytime you want! 21 00:02:10,902 --> 00:02:24,097 !"Watch out!" Imagine this guy? Standing in front of the..."Hey, hey, hey! Anybody eat those peas? I'll eat them!Eat them pea! Ha! Ha! Ha!" 22 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:33,038 I kid you Wilt! And why? 'Cause you can hurt me! 23 00:02:33,038 --> 00:02:38,659 Now! Now! You gotta know Dean! I'll make you feel at home! Youngstown, Ohio, right? 24 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:43,454 What was that town you're coming from? Steubenville? Why? That's better? 25 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,622 Anyway...Steubenville, Ohio! 26 00:02:45,622 --> 00:02:48,306 (Imitating factory whistle): Uooooooooo! 27 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:55,335 Lunch! 28 00:02:55,335 --> 00:02:59,586 Now!You can borrow my idol since I'm a kid but now Milton (Berle) I say this from my heart: 29 00:02:59,586 --> 00:03:05,541 Show business and your life, thyself be thee with your new book; love thee nor byself Milton! 30 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:11,912 He's old, he understands! 31 00:03:11,912 --> 00:03:15,509 I've based my whole humour..I'm laughing at bigotry, I'm laughing at Wilt Chamberlain, 32 00:03:15,509 --> 00:03:20,705 "Ha, ha, ha!" but if you don't laugh back, it's not funny! 33 00:03:20,705 --> 00:03:26,873 I laugh at the blacks, the whites, the purples....mostly the blacks! 34 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:36,349 Remember the words of George Foreman who said after the Muhammad Ali fight: " Was that down?" 35 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:41,596 'd pass that Sam? To the black people! Remember the words of a great niggro, Johnson Johns, 36 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,163 who said in Biloxi, Mississippi on a Saturday night: 37 00:03:44,163 --> 00:03:54,349 "If the white man and the niggro can't walk in harmony, the people know that the white folk and a man in harmony with love..." 38 00:03:54,349 --> 00:03:59,505 (shrugging his shoulders) 39 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:02,803 (laughters) 40 00:04:02,803 --> 00:04:08,830 Man is now in State Hospital. 41 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,634 We laugh! Why do we laugh? Black and whites... 42 00:04:11,634 --> 00:04:13,366 (Dean Martin): ..because we must laugh! 43 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:23,120 That's right! Look who became the priest! 44 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:28,960 No, you're a Catholic and I'm a Jew and Sammy, you are black...I'm sorry! 45 00:04:34,155 --> 00:04:38,037 Remember the words of a great niggro - I say that honestly! - "All peoples are alike!". 46 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:41,911 You live in my neighbourhood, I live in yours! Right, Sam? 47 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:41,911 (Sammy Davis Jr.): Right! 48 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:45,422 Are you crazy?? 49 00:04:46,053 --> 99:59:59,999 That doesn't matter! It's what is in your heart! Right Sam? 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Be proud! Love! We kiss, we hug! 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Eh...Any black on my lips? 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Dean Martin): When Sammy met his wife, Altovise, she was a struggling young dancer 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in this night club act! Altovise! Altovise! Couldn't you marry someone with a simpler name like Saphire?? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ladies and gentleman 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here's a surprise for our "Man of the Hour"... 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'd like to bring on Sammy's lovely wife, Altavise Davis! 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've heard almost every word that you people on the day list said about my old man, and all I can say is 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Right on!" 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can all kid Sammy but I'll have you know that he is personally creating jobs for a lot of people 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nobody else would hire. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 His tailors! 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ladies and gentlemen 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now's the moment that I wait for every night; 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'd like to present MY Numero Uno, My Mr. Wonderful, my husband, 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sammy Davis Jr.! 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you! 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would...first of all, like to thank a man that I love, very, very much for giving me this honour 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Dean Martin! 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean it! I mean that! 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 One of the great joys of being forty-five years in this business is to have people who love you 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 make fun of you! That is one of the great joys!! 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'Cause the day they don't make fun of you that means they don't give a damn about you! 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thank you! That's it! Thank you very much! 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Sammy Davis Jr., ladies and gentlemen!!