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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.92,0:00:08.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By a show of hands,\Nhow many of you are pet lovers?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.51,0:00:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many of you are dog lovers?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.88,0:00:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cheers)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.64,0:00:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many of you have had\Na hard and frustrating day at the job
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.28,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and couldn't wait to get home?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.29,0:00:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.59,0:00:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Putting your key in the door,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.100,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are greeted by your best friend
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with loving eyes\Nand a quizzical tilt of the head
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.86,0:00:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to discern your mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.38,0:00:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once your friend has determined\Nthat you need cheering up,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.39,0:00:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his tongue comes out,\Nhe jumps up and down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.71,0:00:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wags his tail,\Nsignaling that you are loved
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no matter what kind of day you've had.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.63,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not allowed to have a dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.50,0:01:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you keep a secret?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.73,0:01:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.16,0:01:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.24,0:01:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a hard and frustrating day\Nat my program assignment,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.14,0:01:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I head back to the cell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.90,0:01:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gate is cracked,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.68,0:01:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there my best friend is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.78,0:01:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.36,0:01:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.98,0:01:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.23,0:01:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.83,0:01:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many of you believe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.56,0:01:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that global warming\Nis affecting our environment?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.36,0:01:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if climate change is more personal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than we imagined?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.20,0:01:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ponder this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.95,0:02:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the summers getting\Nhotter and hotter,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.74,0:02:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone is trying to find\Nways to cool off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.30,0:02:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of us retreat to beaches;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.48,0:02:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of us retreat to backyard pools.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.23,0:02:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most urban kids turn on fire hydrants.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.75,0:02:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When my blood begins to simmer,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.65,0:02:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my body rages,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.56,0:02:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my temperature reaches\Na level of Farenheit 451.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.100,0:02:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My fight and flight response\Nis stuck on fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.17,0:02:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I retreat to the pond in my cell,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.15,0:02:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where the water is serene
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.18,0:02:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and clear as a bell.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.08,0:02:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are frogs on lily pads
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.63,0:03:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cattails swaying in the breeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.83,0:03:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish playing tag,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.60,0:03:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tadpoles playing leapfrog.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.17,0:03:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sun is shining.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.66,0:03:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The birds are chirping.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.98,0:03:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrels are playing,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.36,0:03:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and butterflies are flirting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.22,0:03:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's a duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.96,0:03:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quack, quack, quack,\Nquack, quack, quack, quack.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.66,0:03:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.16,0:03:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my dog is over there\Nsunning himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.62,0:03:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.14,0:03:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of plunging in,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.92,0:03:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stick my toe in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.02,0:03:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh la la, that's cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.42,0:03:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.64,0:03:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I wade in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.95,0:04:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Through the use of imagination,\Nacting, and yoga,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.76,0:04:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and qi gong,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.66,0:04:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've found a way to recover
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.01,0:04:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the traumatic experience\Nthat is prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.63,0:04:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.21,0:04:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause) (Cheers)