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- (Finebros) Okay, so we are going 
to be showing you

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a series of videos, 
BUT there's a challenge.

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- Oh no.

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- (Finebros) You're not allowed 
to smile or laugh.

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- Oh, seriously?

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- I think I'm good at that, unfortunately.

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- That's real messed up 'cause I feel like 
a smile is my natural state.

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See?

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- I have always wanted 
to be on one of these!

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I love-- these are my favorite 
out of YouTubers React.

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- (Finebros) Are you ready?
- I'm 100% ready.

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♪ (gauntlet thrown!) ♪

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Bring it on.

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- Not allowed on the beaches 
or in the parks outside certain hours.

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- If it's dogs, 
I'm gonna laugh. (chuckles)

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Oh, wait-- that doesn't count though!

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No, 'cause I'm laughing 
at myself for being hilarious.

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- (Finebros) We'll let that one slide.
- Okay, sorry.

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- (news anchor) So how is it
that these two are roaming

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their neighborhood, frightening the locals,
and the council isn't stopping it.

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- (man) Yeah, yesterday morning
I came out into the front yard

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and the dogs were across the road,

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and as soon as they saw me...

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- He looks familiar.
- (man) ...they came bounding over.

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(ferocious growling)
- Mmm.

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That's who he is.

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- (man) They came 
bounding over. (ferocious growling)

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- (blandly) There's nothing
funny about insanity.

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- (man) They came
bounding over. (ferocious growling)

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- (splutters) I was doing so good, man!

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I was concentrating and I was thinking,
"Okay, I'm gonna make it through."

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But-- (laughing) what 
the [bleep] are you doing?!

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(buzzer)

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- (man) And I just made it 
into the front door in time.

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- Nice try.

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- I'm glad I've already seen that
or I might have laughed.

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- You're gonna do a song for us, right?

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- (man) Yes.
- Wait, do I get a chance

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to not laugh at every video? (chuckling)

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Oh [bleep]! Well, that does not count!

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(buzzer)

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(polite applause)

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- There are so many mullets in this video.

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♪ (piano ballad plays) ♪

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- (man squeaking) ♪ Me, me, me, 
me, me, moo, me, moo ♪

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(babbling) ♪ Doo ♪
- You don't say.

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- (man slurps in air) ♪ Bum, poo, poo ♪

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♪ Poo, poo-nuh ♪

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(babbling) ♪ Boo, neh, neh, neh ♪

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- Where-- what's that kid doing there?

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- (man) ♪ Di, di, di, di, di,
di, di, di, di, di, di ♪

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- (giggles)
- (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

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- I was doing so well!
(buzzer)

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- (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

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(forceful grunt) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

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- The internet sucks so much.

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- ♪ (man lows) ♪

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- Beautiful. Beautiful.

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- Look at that baby.
(polite applause)

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- Oh, I smiled.
(buzzer)

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(polite applause)

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- All right, that one was funny at first,

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then it just got weird 
after that. (laughing)

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OH NO!!! No-ho-ho-ho!

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Nooooooo! Drat!
(buzzer)

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- (clapping along) Uh-huh.

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- I am so gonna win this.

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(cat hiccups and farts)

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(cat hiccups and farts)

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(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

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- See, that got me to smirk though.
That legit got me to smirk.

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I talked a big game, 
and none of it was true.

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(buzzer)

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(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

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(weary groan)

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- I don't think I've ever heard a cat fart.

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- (man) Body powder that you can spray?

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- How many more of these are there?

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♪ (unsettling music) ♪

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(cracks up)

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- Damn it. That was good.
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- Oh noooooo!

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- Oh, I get it.
- (man) What could be next?

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♪ (EDM beat) ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪

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♪ Skin ♪
- I can't talk or I'll laugh.

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- (man) ♪ Shh ♪

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- I'm feeling something internally.
I don't know what it is.

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- (man) ♪ I'm nurturing my skin ♪

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♪ I get something ♪

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♪ (music builds) ♪
- Oh, there's a little shimmy!

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I love the shimmy.
I'm sorry, I smiled.

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I didn't laugh. I just got 
so excited by the shimmy.

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(buzzer)

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- (man) ♪ Man up ♪

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♪ Foot powder spray ♪
♪ Man up ♪

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- That one almost got me.

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♪ (serene ballad) ♪

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- Oh my god, there's more.
Oh my god.

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Oh noooooooo!

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♪ (flute whistles softly) ♪

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- I've never seen this movie.

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- (Frodo, contorted voice) Gandalf!

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- (Gandalf hums strangely)
- (suppressed laughter)

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(Gandalf laughs unnaturally)

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What-- uh, what?!

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I got the animation 
over my face now. Dang it!

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(buzzer)

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(Gandalf laughs in slow-mo)

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- (Frodo moans in excitement)

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- (Legolas hums flatly)

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- (Frodo moans)
- What is this?

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- (Frodo moans)

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(in slow-mo) Aragorn!

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- (Aragorn) Yeeeeeah.

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- Oh god!
- (Finebros) You won!

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- That was it? I DID IT!

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- I am the champion of having no emotions!

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- Oh my god!
That was so difficult.

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Why did I try so hard?

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This was my Amazing Race.

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- (Finebros) Okay, so you didn't win.
- Great. I'm a loser.

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- I don't like not smiling at something 
that's supposed to be funny.

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- No. Can you tell me who did?

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- (Finebros) Who do you think?
- Oh, Shane.

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- (Finebros) What was your strategy
in trying not to smile or laugh?

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- I mean... (laughs)
a lot of childhood trauma.

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- Soft brain focus, 
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- You just try to do the frown.
The frown is the strategy.

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- I start thinking about my ex's guy
that she hooked up with.

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That's what I think about 
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and it still doesn't work.

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- I was really trying to channel 
my inner Shane Dawson.

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Shane Dawson's a [bleep] wall.
He is a wall!

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I'm sorry. I let you down, buddy.

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- (Finebros) Why do you think 
this type of challenge video

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is so popular on YouTube?

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- First of all, because you want
to see someone fail.

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Like, that's always been fun.

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- It's just so simple and relatable.

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Everyone loves to challenge 
their friend to be like,

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"I bet you can't watch 
this without laughing."

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- You want to see if you can do it.

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You're like, "Oh, they laughed? I can do it."

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But then you laugh.
(sassily) But not me! Uh-huh!

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- (Finebros) Would you say that 
is more fun watching other people do this

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or competing yourself?

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- I think it's more fun to participate

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because you're the one 
they're trying to make you laugh.

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- Watch, for sure, 
because you're gonna laugh

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and you're allowed to laugh
with everything that is happening.

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- It's definitely more fun watching people
compete in the challenge.

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As a competitor, it was too much pressure.

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- Oh, it's way more fun 
to watch this type of video!

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Being a part of this sucked a D!

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- (Finebros) So what do you want to say
to the rest of the YouTubers

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who also lost?
- Ah, pffft. You wanna collaborate?

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- I have no idea!
I'm still upset that I lost.

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- Smiling's natural,
but if you laughed you're weak!

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- Just know that you have 
other talents in your life.

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- I'm glad that you're happy.

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I'm excited for you that you can 
accept emotions as they come.

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- (Finebros) What do you want 
to say to those who lost?

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- I'm jealous of you.

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I wish I could laugh at farting cats.

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- I'm sorry that your failure has a feel.

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I wouldn't know.

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- Congratulations on being a human being

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because jury's out on whether
I'm a serial killer or not.

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- (Finebros) So then what do you want
to say to the ones who won?

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- To those who won, 
do you want to collaborate?

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- You're dead inside.

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- What is it like to hate joy?

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- You have no soul 
and I'm kind of scared of you.

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- Shane, you're the MVP.
You're the VVVIP.

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I don't know how you do it.
Teach me your secrets!

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- Shane, as always, I feel bad 
for the guards you have up

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and the boundaries we talk about 
trying to break down.

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I encourage you to call me for sure.

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- (Finebros) And what do you want to say 
to the ones who also won?

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- Yes! Shane and Grace,
I knew I could count on you.

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- Shane, he can compartmentalize emotion
like no one I've ever seen before.

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Congratulations on maybe
being a serial killer.

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- Come over to my house.

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Let's have a party 
where we just sit and frown.

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(laughs) For hours!

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- Thanks for watching us 
try not to smile or laugh

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here on YouTubers React.

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- Make sure to subscribe to all 
of the other YouTubers in the episode.

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I mean, maybe just the winners,

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but, you know, the losers too, I guess.

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- M'kay! Bye!

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(chair clatters)
(groaning in pain)

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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪