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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.58,0:00:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Jackson è impazzito.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Che cavolo di problema ha?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.92,0:00:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un'altro bambino?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.29,0:00:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un'altro bambino!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.42,0:00:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensavo di guardare Ricomincio da Capo\Nquando me l'han detto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.41,0:00:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.45,0:00:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un'altro bambino. Ma Vaff----- va.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.09,0:00:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehi, la dice tutta su quanto lo amiamo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.07,0:00:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gli vogliamo tanto bene che,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.66,0:00:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sul primo bambino \Nabbiamo chiuso un occhio.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.09,0:00:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un'altro bambino!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.66,0:00:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho chiuso con Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.02,0:00:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono sempre stato un fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.08,0:00:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho chiuso cazzo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.50,0:00:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getto la spugna. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.83,0:00:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho visto Michael su ''60 Minutes''
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.43,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ed Bradley ce l'ha messa tutta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per far passare Michael per un mammifero.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.51,0:00:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.97,0:00:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come uno che beve acqua \Ne respira ossigeno. Ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha dato a Michael le domande \Npiù facili del mondo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.27,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le domande più facili nella \Nstoria dell'orale di maturità.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E Michael non è riuscito \Na superare l'esame.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.05,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tipo: ''Uh, Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensi che sia opportuno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che un uomo di 45 anni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.63,0:01:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dorma nello stesso letto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.48,0:01:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con dei bambini di 13 anni?''
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.71,0:01:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.31,0:01:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''SI'!''
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.41,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Va bene. Va bene.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi permetta di riformulare.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.16,0:01:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Uh, Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.75,0:01:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Consentiresti ai tuoi figli
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.97,0:01:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di dormire nel letto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.46,0:01:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di un uomo di 45 anni,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.01,0:01:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,precedentemente accusato \Ndi abuso sessuale su minori?''
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.67,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Si'!''
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.88,0:01:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembrava che Ed Bradley\Nguardasse Michael Jackson
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.35,0:01:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come a dire:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.47,0:01:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''N****, Ma sei pure stronzo?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.80,0:02:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.18,0:02:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come se volesse spingere\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.42,0:02:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le lancette dei 60 minuti avanti
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e dire: ''Esci dal mio programma adesso!''
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.71,0:02:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.22,0:02:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Ma non erano 60 minuti?''
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.15,0:02:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Sono 10. Fuori, adesso!''
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.68,0:02:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''N**** pazzerello! Ma che cazzo\Ndi problemi hai tu?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.11,0:02:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho chiuso con Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.65,0:02:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo avete visto in tribunale?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.30,0:02:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arrivato 20 minuti in ritardo\Nl'idiota.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.18,0:02:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quale altro nero penserebbe
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.00,0:02:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di presentarsi con 20 minuti di ritardo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.58,0:02:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non è mica la Bottega del Barbiere 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.70,0:02:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.93,0:02:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E' un tribunale, tonto!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.03,0:02:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merda!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.02,0:02:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E nemmeno si presenta \Ncon una giacca normale.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.19,0:02:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arriva vestito come \Nil capitano Jack Sparrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.45,0:02:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come hai che si chiamava\Nil tuo avvocato, Gabibbo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.23,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fatti un giro a Banana Republic, nero\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.00,0:02:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e comprati un abito decente.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.80,0:02:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.37,0:03:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma che cazzo, ci è o ci fa?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.92,0:03:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho chiuso con Michael, cazzo. Ma che - ?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.17,0:03:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un'altro bambino?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.37,0:03:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sarebbe come se trovassero il corpo\Ndi un'altra bianca a casa di OJ.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.72,0:03:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.33,0:03:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E OJ dicesse:\N''Lo so cosa stai pensando.''
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.51,0:03:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Jackson in prigione.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.75,0:03:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sarà proprio
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.69,0:03:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,triste vederlo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.05,0:03:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Jackson in prigione.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.73,0:03:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadrà qualche lacrimuccia
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.03,0:03:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando Michael Jackson va in prigione.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.93,0:03:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E la cosa più triste
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.05,0:03:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non sarà il primo giorno.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.40,0:03:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma tipo, un mese più tardi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.85,0:03:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando gli cade la permanente
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.41,0:03:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Risa]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.65,0:03:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,una schifezza, tutta grigia e sbiancata.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.83,0:03:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.30,0:03:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.92,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.08,0:04:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.17,0:04:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.54,0:04:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.51,0:04:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.62,0:04:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.98,0:04:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.04,0:04:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,