1 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,737 Hello here. 2 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,377 Plectrum? 3 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,345 Good evening. 4 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:12,137 This is off our first record. Most people don't own it. 5 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,984 - ABOUT A GIRL - 6 00:01:27,924 --> 00:01:34,984 I need an easy friend I do, with an ear to lend 7 00:01:35,024 --> 00:01:44,584 I do, think you fit this shoe I do, but DO you have a clue? 8 00:01:44,642 --> 00:01:51,002 I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry 9 00:01:51,100 --> 00:02:03,060 But I can't see you every night. Free. I do. 10 00:02:03,781 --> 00:02:10,941 I'm standing in your line I do, hope you have the time 11 00:02:10,975 --> 00:02:19,935 I do, pick up number two I do, keep a date with you 12 00:02:20,089 --> 00:02:26,749 I take advantage while You hang me out to dry 13 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:34,039 But I can't see you every night Free 14 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:21,950 I need an easy friend I do, with an ear to lend 15 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:31,489 I do, think you fit this shoe I do, but DO you have a clue? 16 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:38,217 I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry 17 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:49,651 But I can't see you every night, no I can't see you every night... 18 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:53,057 free 19 00:03:53,179 --> 00:04:14,089 I do... 20 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:45,000 - COME AS YOU ARE - 21 00:04:46,889 --> 00:04:51,489 Come as you are, as you were 22 00:04:51,561 --> 00:04:57,461 as I want you to be, as a friend 23 00:04:57,476 --> 00:05:03,976 as a friend, as an old enemy. 24 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:07,628 Take your time, hurry up, 25 00:05:07,694 --> 00:05:13,794 choice is yours don't be late. Take a rest, 26 00:05:13,797 --> 00:05:22,397 as a friend, as an old memoria, 27 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:35,054 memoria, memoria, memoria. 28 00:05:35,787 --> 00:05:40,287 Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach, 29 00:05:40,323 --> 00:05:46,323 as I want you to be. As a trend, 30 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:54,673 As a friend, As an old memoria 31 00:05:54,755 --> 00:06:07,055 Memoria, memoria, memoria 32 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:15,062 And I swear that I don't have a gun. 33 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:25,060 No I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun. 34 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:19,020 ...memoria, memoria, memoria, memoria 35 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:27,473 And I swear that I don't have a gun. 36 00:07:27,503 --> 00:07:47,003 No I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun. 37 00:07:55,754 --> 00:08:00,454 Memoria. 38 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,312 Thanks. 39 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,939 This is our friend Lori Goldston on cello. 40 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,376 And this is our new guitar player, Pat. 41 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,880 He's a certified honorary punk rocker. 42 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,346 Thank you. 43 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:54,035 But he likes Queen better. 44 00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:00,136 This was written by The Vaselines. 45 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:05,810 Well, it's a rendition of an old Christian song, I think. 46 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,769 But we do it The Vaselines' way. 47 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,402 One, two, three, four. 48 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,000 - JESUS DON'T WANT ME FOR A SUNBEAM - 49 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:45,400 Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me 50 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:53,885 Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die 51 00:09:53,963 --> 00:10:02,363 Don't ever ask your love of me 52 00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:10,541 Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie 53 00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:19,153 Don't expect me to die for me 54 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:36,014 Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me 55 00:10:36,078 --> 00:10:44,778 Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die 56 00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:53,376 Don't ever ask your love of me 57 00:10:53,446 --> 00:11:01,746 Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie 58 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:08,532 Don't expect me to die for me 59 00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:35,388 Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie 60 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:44,029 Don't expect me to die for me 61 00:11:44,076 --> 00:12:00,876 Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are laughing at me 62 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:09,742 Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die 63 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:16,233 Don't ever ask your love of me 64 00:12:18,265 --> 00:12:26,465 Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie 65 00:12:26,515 --> 00:12:34,815 Don't expect me to die Don't expect me to cry 66 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:49,000 Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me 67 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,581 I guarantee you I will screw this song up. 68 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,739 So... 69 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,577 - What song is it? - You know which part. 70 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,308 I at least know which part I'll screw up. 71 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,877 - Thanks. - He only screws one up. 72 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,500 - THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD - 73 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:20,251 We passed upon the stair, we spoke in was and when 74 00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:28,543 Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend 75 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:35,684 Which came as a surprise, I spoke into his eyes 76 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:46,451 I thought you died alone, a long long time ago 77 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:54,750 Oh no, not me We never lost control 78 00:14:54,831 --> 00:15:02,531 You're face to face To The Man Who Sold The World 79 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:24,303 I laughed and shook his hand, and made my way back home 80 00:15:24,342 --> 00:15:32,942 I searched for a foreign land, for years and years I roamed 81 00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:40,245 I gazed a gazeless stare, we walked a million hills 82 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:48,367 I must have died alone, a long long time ago 83 00:15:50,837 --> 00:15:58,937 Who knows? Not me I never lost control 84 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:07,027 You're face to face With the Man who Sold the World 85 00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:21,705 Who knows? not me We never lost control 86 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:29,030 You're face to face Of the Man who Sold the World 87 00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:36,305 Thanks. That was a David Bowie song. 88 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,569 Well, thanks. 89 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,677 - That was... - I didn't screw it up, did I? 90 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,701 No. 91 00:17:57,267 --> 00:18:00,510 OK, but here's another one I could screw up. 92 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,673 - What is it? - Am I gonna do this by myself? 93 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,943 - Pennyroyal Tea. - Do it right. 94 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,413 - Are you gonna not sing? - No. 95 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,502 - Do it by yourself. - OK. 96 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:16,139 I think I'll try it in a different key. 97 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:20,013 I'll try it in the normal key, and if it sounds bad... 98 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:23,537 these people will have to wait. We'll do it over. 99 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,374 Do you have a smoke? 100 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:46,500 - PENNYROYAL TEA - 101 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:56,971 I'm on my time with everyone 102 00:18:57,037 --> 00:19:03,837 I have very bad posture 103 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:15,005 Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea 104 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:23,551 Distill the life that's inside of me 105 00:19:23,589 --> 00:19:31,889 Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea 106 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:39,263 I'm anemic royalty 107 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:48,205 Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld 108 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:57,928 So I can sigh eternally 109 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:06,000 I'm so tired I can't sleep 110 00:20:06,056 --> 00:20:14,356 I'm anemic royalty 111 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:22,785 I'm a liar and a thief 112 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:31,156 I'm anemic royalty 113 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:44,150 I'm on warm milk and laxatives 114 00:20:44,212 --> 00:20:52,512 Cherry-flavored antacids 115 00:20:56,005 --> 00:21:04,505 Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea 116 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:12,864 Distill the life that's inside of me 117 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:21,439 I'm anemic royalty 118 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:29,497 I'm anemic royalty 119 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:06,479 That sounded good. 120 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,173 Shut up. 121 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,702 What? 122 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,336 Really? 123 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,176 Let's do it now then. 124 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,306 We can't play those two back-to-back, can we? 125 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,912 - After On A Plain. - OK. 126 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:29,111 But On A Plain's tuned down to a D. 127 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,771 Let's play 'em back-to-back, who cares? 128 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,610 It'll be edited. This is a television show. 129 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,507 John, we're gonna do Dumb now, dummy. 130 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:28,445 One, two, three, four. 131 00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:28,304 - DUMB - 132 00:23:30,804 --> 00:23:34,804 I'm not like them But I can pretend 133 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:39,082 The sun is gone, But I have a light 134 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:43,440 The day is done, I'm having fun 135 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:50,089 I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy 136 00:23:50,128 --> 00:24:01,528 Think I'm just happy 137 00:24:05,328 --> 00:24:09,628 My heart is broke But I have some glue 138 00:24:09,632 --> 00:24:14,032 Help me inhale And mend it with you 139 00:24:14,072 --> 00:24:18,372 We'll float around And hang out on clouds 140 00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:24,921 Then we'll come down And have a hangover 141 00:24:24,968 --> 00:24:36,468 Have a hangover 142 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,545 Sit in the sun Fall asleep 143 00:24:44,628 --> 00:24:49,128 Wish away soul is cheap 144 00:24:49,165 --> 00:24:53,465 Lesson learned Wish me luck 145 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,260 Soothe the burn Wake me up 146 00:24:58,276 --> 00:25:02,776 I'm not like them But I can pretend 147 00:25:02,808 --> 00:25:07,108 The sun is gone, But I have a light 148 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:11,357 the day is done, I'm having fun 149 00:25:11,456 --> 00:25:17,656 I think I'm dumb Or Maybe just happy 150 00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:29,003 Think I'm just happy 151 00:25:33,500 --> 00:26:00,500 I think I'm Dumb 152 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:12,500 C R E A T E D B Y T E D I 153 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:45,114 We didn't want to play these two songs in a row 154 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:47,773 because they're exactly the same song. 155 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,335 So... 156 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,871 Ready? 157 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:02,750 - POLLY - 158 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:12,950 Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first 159 00:27:12,969 --> 00:27:21,169 I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch 160 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:29,461 Isn't me, have a seed Let me clip your dirty wings 161 00:27:29,503 --> 00:27:38,003 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 162 00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:46,330 Got some rope, you have been told Promise you, I have been true 163 00:27:46,409 --> 00:27:54,509 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 164 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:11,156 Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like some food 165 00:28:11,229 --> 00:28:19,329 She asked me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few 166 00:28:19,425 --> 00:28:27,825 Isn't me, have a seed Let me clip dirty wings 167 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:36,250 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 168 00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:44,446 Got some rope, you have been told Promise you, I have been true 169 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:53,041 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 170 00:28:56,211 --> 00:28:58,211 Polly said 171 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:09,164 Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me 172 00:29:09,226 --> 00:29:17,826 She caught me off my guard Amazes me the will of instinct 173 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:26,086 Isn't me, have a seed Let me clip dirty wings 174 00:29:26,175 --> 00:29:34,475 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 175 00:29:34,477 --> 00:29:42,877 Got some rope, you have been told Promise you, I have been true 176 00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:51,503 Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself 177 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,848 Can I have a little bit more monitors... 178 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:31,813 Ian, my vocals? 179 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,835 Ready? 180 00:30:41,534 --> 00:30:43,536 One, two, three, four. 181 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:44,200 - ON A PLAIN - 182 00:30:46,206 --> 00:30:49,906 I'll start this off without any words 183 00:30:49,934 --> 00:30:53,934 I got so high I scratched 'till I bled 184 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:58,010 I love myself better than you 185 00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:02,042 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 186 00:31:02,118 --> 00:31:06,118 The finest day that I've ever had 187 00:31:06,148 --> 00:31:10,248 Was when I learned to cry on commmand 188 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:14,215 I love myself better than you 189 00:31:14,254 --> 00:31:20,554 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 190 00:31:20,581 --> 00:31:28,981 I'm on a plain I can't complain 191 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:31,352 I'm on a plain 192 00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:38,911 My mother died every night 193 00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:42,853 It's safe to say, quote me on that 194 00:31:42,938 --> 00:31:46,938 I love myself better than you 195 00:31:46,968 --> 00:31:51,068 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 196 00:31:51,135 --> 00:31:55,035 The black sheep got blackmailed again 197 00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:59,119 Forgot to put on the zip code 198 00:31:59,196 --> 00:32:03,396 I love myself better than you 199 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:09,855 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 200 00:32:09,911 --> 00:32:17,911 I'm on a plain I can't complain 201 00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:20,225 I'm on a plain 202 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:30,040 Somewhere I have heard this before 203 00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:38,482 In a dream my memory has stored 204 00:32:40,553 --> 00:32:46,753 As a defence I'm neutered and spayed 205 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:56,741 What the hell am I trying to say? 206 00:32:57,083 --> 00:33:00,983 It is now time to make it unclear 207 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:04,822 To write off lines that don't make sense 208 00:33:04,915 --> 00:33:09,015 I love myself better than you 209 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:13,119 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 210 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:17,063 And one more special message to go 211 00:33:17,149 --> 00:33:21,149 And then I'm done, and I can go home 212 00:33:21,225 --> 00:33:25,325 I love myself better than you 213 00:33:25,397 --> 00:33:31,497 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 214 00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:50,033 I'm on a plain I can't complain 215 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,502 Thank you. 216 00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:21,943 Yeah, I need you to do a little beat so I can keep time. 217 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:24,536 - Can you hear that? - Yeah. 218 00:34:29,663 --> 00:34:34,663 - SOMETHING IN THE WAY - 219 00:34:36,663 --> 00:34:44,362 Underneath the bridge. tarp has sprung a leak, 220 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:53,658 and the animals I've trapped, Have all become my pets 221 00:34:53,554 --> 00:35:03,555 And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling 222 00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:12,950 It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings 223 00:35:12,994 --> 00:35:22,194 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 224 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:31,222 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 225 00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:40,010 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 226 00:35:40,058 --> 00:35:48,358 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 227 00:35:51,642 --> 00:35:59,542 Underneath the bridge. tarp has sprung a leak, 228 00:35:59,582 --> 00:36:08,582 and the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets 229 00:36:08,649 --> 00:36:18,949 And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling 230 00:36:18,962 --> 00:36:28,062 It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings 231 00:36:28,147 --> 00:36:36,947 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 232 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:46,086 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 233 00:36:46,128 --> 00:36:55,028 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 234 00:36:55,043 --> 00:37:03,943 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 235 00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:12,890 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 236 00:37:12,961 --> 00:37:22,061 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 237 00:37:22,063 --> 00:37:31,063 Something in the way, mmm-mmm 238 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:41,482 Something in the way, yeah, mmm-mmm 239 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:44,869 Thank you. 240 00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:54,869 C R E A T E D B Y T E D I 241 00:37:54,933 --> 00:37:58,380 I only have three cups of tea already but thank you. 242 00:38:07,967 --> 00:38:10,538 - Kumbaya! - Hurry up? 243 00:38:10,567 --> 00:38:12,410 Is that what you said? 244 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,379 Remember the little black bird on Davey And Goliath? 245 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:23,381 - Little what? - The little black bird sang Kumbaya. 246 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,880 No, I don't remember the little bird. 247 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:31,681 Remember that really evil episode Where he was mad at this kid 248 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,907 and he had all these visions of... 249 00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:36,608 "First, I'm going to take him up to a hill 250 00:38:36,634 --> 00:38:39,740 "and tie him to a tree, and tar and feather him!" 251 00:38:39,767 --> 00:38:42,475 It was evil. That wasn't Christian at all. 252 00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:48,277 - ..Interpretation. - Yeah. 253 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:51,247 - ..Old Testament. - Yeah. 254 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,847 What's next? 255 00:38:56,634 --> 00:39:00,013 We're supposed to play the Meat Puppets' song. 256 00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:01,980 Right'? 257 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,843 OK, great. 258 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,644 Brothers Meat, come up on stage. 259 00:39:23,934 --> 00:39:27,074 - That's an evil show, it scares me. - Yeah. 260 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,102 It always did when I was a kid. 261 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,406 I thought the last one was your last one? 262 00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:41,207 Shall I go with those guys? 263 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,144 These are the Brothers Meat Puppets. 264 00:39:50,267 --> 00:39:52,269 We're big fans of theirs. 265 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,202 Strap on your gee-tar. 266 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,077 ..Down. 267 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,512 - What? - Nail it down. 268 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,044 What does that mean? 269 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:14,277 Nail what down? 270 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,106 You want us to play Nine Inch Nails songs? 271 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,046 I'm gonna read an anecdote. 272 00:40:30,534 --> 00:40:32,377 Freebird! 273 00:40:33,434 --> 00:40:35,937 I've been waiting for that. 274 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,607 I got a free bird for you right here. 275 00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:14,178 I don't know how. 276 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,677 What do we wanna do first? 277 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,138 Time has come today. 278 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,308 OK. Do you wanna do Plateau first? 279 00:42:01,734 --> 00:42:03,736 What are they tuning, a harp? 280 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:14,708 We're a rich rock band, we should have a whole bunch of extra guitars. 281 00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:48,414 - PLATEAU - 282 00:42:50,414 --> 00:42:56,014 Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau 283 00:42:56,048 --> 00:43:01,448 Some belonged to strangers AND some to folks you know 284 00:43:01,499 --> 00:43:06,999 Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand 285 00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:13,588 To beautify the foothills, shake the many hands 286 00:43:14,536 --> 00:43:17,036 Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop 287 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:19,660 And an illustrated book about birds 288 00:43:19,718 --> 00:43:23,008 See a lot up there but don't be scared 289 00:43:23,016 --> 00:43:26,516 Who needs action when you got words 290 00:43:38,005 --> 00:43:40,095 Finished with the mop then you can stop 291 00:43:40,299 --> 00:43:42,999 And look at what you've done 292 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:48,550 The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen And the wo it was fun 293 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:53,220 Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop 294 00:43:53,304 --> 00:43:55,904 And an illustrated book about birds 295 00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:59,116 See a lot up there but don't be scared 296 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:03,370 Who needs action when you got words 297 00:44:13,407 --> 00:44:19,107 Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau 298 00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:24,978 Some SAID it was Greenland, and some say Mexico 299 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:30,595 Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood 300 00:44:30,674 --> 00:44:37,074 But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could 301 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,742 - OK. - That's Curt and that's Cris. 302 00:45:49,567 --> 00:45:51,774 No, I'm Cris. 303 00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:56,011 I'm Thing One, that's Thing Two. 304 00:45:57,767 --> 00:46:00,111 Cover your hair and your eyes then. 305 00:46:00,134 --> 00:46:02,273 OK, this is called Oh, Me. 306 00:46:13,253 --> 00:46:18,253 - OH, ME - 307 00:46:20,253 --> 00:46:26,653 If I had to lose a mile If I had to touch feelings 308 00:46:26,728 --> 00:46:33,228 I would lose my soul The way I do 309 00:46:33,282 --> 00:46:39,782 I don't have to think I only have to do it 310 00:46:39,832 --> 00:46:46,132 The results are always perfect And that's old news 311 00:46:46,202 --> 00:46:52,702 Would you like to hear my voice Sprinkled with emotion 312 00:46:56,023 --> 00:46:59,023 Invented at your birth? 313 00:46:59,635 --> 00:47:05,835 I can't see the end of me 314 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:13,517 My whole expanse I cannot see 315 00:47:13,418 --> 00:47:20,018 I formulate infinity Stored deep inside me 316 00:47:32,908 --> 00:47:39,708 If I had to lose a mile If I had to touch feelings 317 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:46,533 I would lose my soul The way I do 318 00:47:46,539 --> 00:47:52,439 I don't have to think I only have to do it 319 00:47:52,505 --> 00:47:59,605 The results are always perfect And that's old news 320 00:47:59,618 --> 00:48:05,918 Would you like to hear my voice Sprinkled with emotion 321 00:48:09,099 --> 00:48:13,299 Invented at your birth? 322 00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:19,611 I can't see the end of me 323 00:48:19,624 --> 00:48:26,524 My whole expanse I cannot see 324 00:48:26,547 --> 00:48:41,347 I formulate infinity Stored deep inside me 325 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:18,044 You had the words. 326 00:49:23,534 --> 00:49:26,105 One more. This is called Lake Of Fire. 327 00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:28,875 All these songs are off our second record. 328 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,841 Ready-o. 329 00:49:49,391 --> 00:49:54,391 - LAKE OF FIRE - 330 00:49:56,391 --> 00:49:59,091 Where do bad folks go when they die 331 00:49:59,187 --> 00:50:02,387 They don't go to heaven where the angels fly 332 00:50:02,398 --> 00:50:05,598 Go to a lake of fire and fry 333 00:50:05,605 --> 00:50:09,405 See them again 'till the Fourth of July 334 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,392 I knew a lady who came from Duluth 335 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:21,716 Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth 336 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:25,207 She went to her grave just a little too soon 337 00:50:25,244 --> 00:50:30,744 flew away howling on the yellow moon 338 00:50:30,788 --> 00:50:33,488 Where do bad folks go when they die 339 00:50:33,506 --> 00:50:36,706 They don't go to heaven where the angels fly 340 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,060 Go to a lake of fire and fry 341 00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:43,705 See them again 'till the Fourth of July 342 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,280 People cry and people moan 343 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,420 Look for a dry place to call their home 344 00:50:56,482 --> 00:50:59,882 Try to find some place to rest their bones 345 00:50:59,919 --> 00:51:04,519 Of an angels and the devils try to make 'em their own 346 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,260 Where do bad folks go when they die 347 00:51:08,293 --> 00:51:11,593 They don't go to heaven where the angels fly 348 00:51:11,656 --> 00:51:14,756 Go to a lake of fire and fry 349 00:51:14,818 --> 00:51:19,618 See them again 'till the Fourth of July 350 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,540 Thank you. Thanks for your time. 351 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,178 Thank you, Nirvana! 352 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,836 That was the Meat Puppets. 353 00:52:36,234 --> 00:52:39,044 - What now? - Let's see. 354 00:52:41,933 --> 00:52:44,106 - Any requests? - Sliver! 355 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,402 Sliver, that's a good one. 356 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:53,773 Lead Belly. 357 00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:06,505 How are we supposed to play In Bloom acoustically? 358 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,577 I need a plectrum. 359 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:20,436 Yeah. 360 00:53:45,216 --> 00:53:50,216 - ALL APOLOGIES - 361 00:53:52,216 --> 00:54:00,916 What else should I be? All apologies. 362 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:09,620 What else should I say? Everyone is gay. 363 00:54:09,716 --> 00:54:18,416 What else should I write? I don't have the right. 364 00:54:18,512 --> 00:54:26,512 What else should I be? All Apologies. 365 00:54:28,509 --> 00:54:34,809 In the sun In the sun I feel as one 366 00:54:34,886 --> 00:54:40,786 In the sun In the sun 367 00:54:40,843 --> 00:54:47,743 Married! Buried! 368 00:54:49,905 --> 00:54:58,405 I wish I was like you Easily amused 369 00:54:58,502 --> 00:55:07,302 Find my nest of salt Everything`s my fault 370 00:55:07,368 --> 00:55:16,268 I'll take all the blame I'll proceed from shame 371 00:55:16,302 --> 00:55:25,902 Sunburn with freezer burn Choking on the ashes of her enemy 372 00:55:26,111 --> 00:55:32,711 In the sun In the sun I feel as one 373 00:55:32,801 --> 00:55:38,201 In the sun In the sun 374 00:55:38,254 --> 00:55:47,154 Married, Buried, 375 00:55:47,223 --> 00:55:54,123 Married! Buried! 376 00:55:54,124 --> 00:55:57,124 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 377 00:56:04,849 --> 00:57:03,349 All alone is all we are 378 00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,640 Thank you. 379 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,171 - Wanna try Sliver? - What? 380 00:57:30,867 --> 00:57:33,279 - Maybe. I don't know. - What? 381 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:34,540 Sliver? 382 00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:37,945 I don't think we should do that one. 383 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,077 You gotta scream in it. 384 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:43,102 Yeah, I have to scream in it. 385 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:47,544 Not that I've been doing that all night. 386 00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:49,740 - What else you wanna do? - D-7. 387 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:53,909 That's not our song. We've been playing covers all night. 388 00:57:53,934 --> 00:57:55,777 Rape Me. 389 00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:03,347 That's for Tori Amos. 390 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,877 - No, I'm sorry, this is the last song... - Shame! 391 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:16,346 This is the last song of the evening. 392 00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:19,347 - Rape her! - Rape you! 393 00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:21,005 Jeremy. 394 00:58:22,467 --> 00:58:24,071 Play Jeremy! 395 00:58:30,867 --> 00:58:32,778 What are we doing'? 396 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:38,909 - How much time do we have? - An hour about... 397 00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:43,473 I don't even know how to play that. 398 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:48,347 Neither do I. Everything they've been blurting out I don't know how to play. 399 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,273 In Bloom! 400 00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:01,410 I can't think of anything. 401 00:59:01,434 --> 00:59:04,074 - What about, um... - He'd like some more requests. 402 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:07,604 - Serve The Servants! - Scentless Apprentice! 403 00:59:07,734 --> 00:59:09,805 Rape Me! 404 00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:15,847 - Was that Kennedy? - I don't think MTV would let us play that. 405 00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:27,240 We can do two things... 406 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:40,446 Fuck you all, this is the last song of the evening. 407 00:59:40,467 --> 00:59:42,469 What is it? 408 00:59:43,167 --> 00:59:46,705 This was written by my favorite performer. 409 00:59:46,734 --> 00:59:49,908 Our favorite performer, isn't it? All of ours? 410 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,936 You like him the best? 411 00:59:51,967 --> 00:59:56,916 If you could give us a donation... Kurt wants to buy Lead Belly's guitar... 412 00:59:56,933 --> 01:00:00,176 Yeah, this guy representing the Lead Belly estate 413 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,943 wants to sell me Lead Belly's guitar for $500,000. 414 01:00:04,833 --> 01:00:07,746 We're passing a basket if anybody wants to... 415 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,970 I even asked David Geffen personally if he'd buy it for me. 416 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,002 He wouldn't do it. 417 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,702 OK. 418 01:00:37,986 --> 01:00:42,886 - WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT? - 419 01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:50,886 My girl, my girl, don't lie to me 420 01:00:50,914 --> 01:00:57,514 Tell me where did you sleep last night 421 01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,260 In the pines, in the pines 422 01:01:00,310 --> 01:01:03,810 Where the sun don't ever shine 423 01:01:03,885 --> 01:01:10,485 I would shiver the whole night through 424 01:01:10,577 --> 01:01:16,977 My girl, my girl, where will you go 425 01:01:16,993 --> 01:01:23,593 I'm going where the cold wind blows 426 01:01:23,689 --> 01:01:26,989 In the pines, in the pines 427 01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:30,390 Where the sun don't ever shine 428 01:01:30,473 --> 01:01:37,373 I would shiver the whole night through 429 01:01:37,388 --> 01:01:43,588 Her husband, was a hard working man 430 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:50,320 Just about a mile from here 431 01:01:50,356 --> 01:01:56,956 His head was found in a driving wheel 432 01:01:57,047 --> 01:02:03,347 But his body never was found 433 01:02:03,866 --> 01:02:10,266 My girl, my girl, don't lie to me 434 01:02:10,328 --> 01:02:17,428 Tell me where did you sleep last night 435 01:02:17,476 --> 01:02:20,476 In the pines, in the pines 436 01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:23,935 Where the sun don't ever shine 437 01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:29,272 I would shiver the whole night through 438 01:02:57,209 --> 01:03:03,909 My girl, my girl, where will you go 439 01:03:03,976 --> 01:03:10,976 I'm going where the cold wind blows 440 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:13,988 In the pines, in the pines 441 01:03:14,063 --> 01:03:17,263 Where the sun don't ever shine 442 01:03:17,318 --> 01:03:22,618 I would shiver the whole night through 443 01:03:23,975 --> 01:03:30,575 My girl, my girl, don't lie to me 444 01:03:30,636 --> 01:03:36,036 Tell me where did you sleep last night 445 01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:40,466 In the pines, in the pines 446 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:43,783 Where the sun don't ever shine 447 01:03:43,829 --> 01:03:50,529 I would shiver the whole night through 448 01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:57,066 My girl, my girl, where will you go 449 01:03:57,081 --> 01:04:02,981 I'm going where the cold wind blows 450 01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:07,280 In the pines, in the pines 451 01:04:07,326 --> 01:04:10,626 Where the sun don't ever shine 452 01:04:10,694 --> 01:04:29,394 I would shiver the whole night through 453 01:04:54,234 --> 01:04:56,236 Thank you.