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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazzy intro)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Donald Trump?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Sarah Palin?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Michelle Bachman?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same sex as anybody you disagree with?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does it even matter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether or not you're the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same gender as somebody else?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm also the same
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy who introduced
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chocolate to the Western world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you even getting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at with this question?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to say Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is bad, and Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a man, therefore men are bad?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you hate rom-coms?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do you just feel like you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to hate them?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody likes The Notebook,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody likes Beyoncé.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a fact.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men hate romantic comedies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the same reason you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hate video games with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over-sexualized female characters.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The men in these movies are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always willing to sacrifice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their careers, their dreams,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even their lives to win
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lead females' affection.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't have any empirical
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,data to back this up, but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems to me that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romance movies in general
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause women to have unrealistic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations of men and what
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love should be like, and these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become the expectations
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men have to live up to,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's unfair.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feminists like to bitch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about poor representation of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in media intended for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they promote body issues
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shit like that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I agree, to at least, an extent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not any better for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we're expected to be Prince Charming,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready and willing to sacrifice themselves
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physically, mentally, and emotionally
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're called selfish for daring to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have our own desires
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even misogynistic for daring to draw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention to our own problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These movies appeal to the female fantasy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of having a night in shinning armor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swear their entire existence to pleasing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them, and thus reinforce these notions
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within their target audience of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you that you somehow deserve
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have your boyfriends and husbands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give up everything that makes them
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who they are and basically dehumanize
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,themselves for your pleasure and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devote 100% of their time and energy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you. The fact that some of you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching this scoffing at what I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just said only proves my point.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have fooled yourself into thinking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm somehow the one whose being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selfish when I object to the notion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men should be expected to cave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into all of your demands, for the sake of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your perverted idealistic conception
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of love. And I have no doubts that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of you will accuse me of being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, but I'm not and I will
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pre-emptively characterize such an
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,argument as out cropping of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very mentality that I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You expect