[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep) Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazzy intro) Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Donald Trump? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Sarah Palin? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Michelle Bachman? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same sex as anybody you disagree with? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does it even matter Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether or not you're the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same gender as somebody else? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm also the same Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy who introduced Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chocolate to the Western world. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you even getting Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at with this question? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to say Donald Trump Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is bad, and Donald Trump Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a man, therefore men are bad? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you hate rom-coms? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do you just feel like you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to hate them? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody likes The Notebook, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody likes Beyoncé. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a fact. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men hate romantic comedies Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the same reason you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hate video games with Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over-sexualized female characters. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The men in these movies are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always willing to sacrifice Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their careers, their dreams, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even their lives to win Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lead females' affection. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't have any empirical Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,data to back this up, but Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems to me that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romance movies in general Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause women to have unrealistic Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations of men and what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love should be like, and these Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become the expectations Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men have to live up to, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's unfair. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feminists like to bitch Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about poor representation of women Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in media intended for men Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they promote body issues Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shit like that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I agree, to at least, an extent Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not any better for men Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we're expected to be Prince Charming, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready and willing to sacrifice themselves Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physically, mentally, and emotionally Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're called selfish for daring to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have our own desires Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even misogynistic for daring to draw Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention to our own problems. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These movies appeal to the female fantasy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of having a night in shining armor Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swear their entire existence to pleasing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them, and thus reinforce these notions Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within their target audience of women Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you that you somehow deserve Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have your boyfriends and husbands Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give up everything that makes them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who they are and basically dehumanize Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,themselves for your pleasure and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devote 100% of their time and energy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you. The fact that some of you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching this are scoffing at what I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just said only proves my point. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have fooled yourself into thinking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm somehow the one whose being Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selfish when I object to the notion Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men should be expected to cave Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into all of your demands, for the sake of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your perverted idealistic conception Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of love. And I have no doubts that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of you will accuse me of being Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, but I'm not and I will Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pre-emptively characterize such an Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,argument as out cropping of the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very mentality that I'm talking about. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You expect all of your demands to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,catered to, and any man who is unwilling Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or unable to cater to them must have Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something wrong with them. Us men are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,human beings with our own interests and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goals, and it's selfish for you to expect Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us to give all that up for you. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But these movies condition you to expect Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly that. And that is why we hate Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies. We don't see anything Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic about them. What we see is the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations about what we should be doing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you make women sit around and talk Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about men in movies when y'all easily just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about boobs for hours? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, I don't know, maybe you should be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking that to people who rent romantic Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedies you like so much, because Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those are the movies which have women Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting around talking about men. Or, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better yet, instead of complaining about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how writers depict women in their movies, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you should try being the change you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to see and write your own damn movie. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you could make the female characters Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about whatever you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want. Like how men are oppressing them, or Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how men are objectifying them or how men Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are such pigs, or how men spread their Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,legs too far apart on the subway, or how Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men hate romantic comedies. There's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing stopping you. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hesitate to call any of those movies Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"pro-feminist." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three, I don't know a single guy who ever Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talks about boobs for hours at a time. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the only guys who do are medical Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,students learning how to conduct Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mammograms. You want to know what most of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the men I know talk about? Movies, video Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,games, politics, religion, music, sports, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cars, boats, technology, work, guns, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hunting, places they've been to, people Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they've met, and so on. The subject of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boobs actually rarely ever comes up. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contrary to what you may have been told in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Women's Studies class, men don't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think about sex constantly. If we did, we Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would never have invented the camera Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,equipment you used to make this video. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours at a time, it's feminists. You're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ones who are always whining about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the designs of fictional characters, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complaining that fat girls' tits are too Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big. And in all honesty, the only time I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever even think about a comic book Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,character's tits is when I hear a feminist Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring it up. So I think maybe you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,projecting. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you automatically assume that you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won't like the TV or movies that star a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,female lead?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't. In fact, some of my favorite Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies and TV shows have female leads. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know a single man who has ever Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scoffed at the notion of watching a movie Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or TV show just because it has a female Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,protagonist. However, I have seen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feminists scoff at anything with a male Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lead. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are you surprised when women are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not surprised when women are funny. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are plenty of funny women out there. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[names not recognized], et cetera. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will say that, in general, women are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not as funny as men, and I think most Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women won't agree with that statement. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also think there's a reason for this. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See if you understand what humor is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how it works, which I'm guessing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't because you're feminists, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you know that the things that make Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laugh often have their roots in very dark Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subject matter. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To quote the amazing atheist, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"These people who are fucking offended Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by rape jokes don't even understand Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humor. They don't understand- They Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think of humor as like a happy thing, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because humor makes us laugh and laughter Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes us happy, but a lot of the time Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't seem to notice that what we're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually laughing at is quite dark and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,morbid. Like if you actually look at it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and examine the jokes, and look at the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exaggeration and try to figure out the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mechanics of how the joke works, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why does it work; you're gonna find that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and suffering. Because laughter is this Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great transcendent tool we have, where Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can take something that- that's bitter Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and difficult to comprehend or deal with, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make it something funny. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like if I take a joke like "How many Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,police officers does it take change a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,light bulb?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"None, they just beat the room for being Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,black." you know that joke has it's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,genesis in some very serious, very dark Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit. And that joke is not making light Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the fact that people have suffered, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or it's not making light of the fact that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people, you know, marched in the Civil Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rights Movement, or- or that people are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,racial discriminated against, or police Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brutality. It's not making light of any Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of that. What it's doing is it's taking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that pain and it's taking that dark Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subject matter, and it's helping us Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transcend it for a moment. And view Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the absurdity of our circumstance. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that is what humor is supposed to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do. Humor at it's best takes the elements Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world that are dark and horrible, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shows you there absurdity. It shows Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you the absurdity of the human condition. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that is important." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See men are socially conditioned to not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk openly and honestly about their Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feelings, which I'll talk more about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,later, and that's why we cultivate a sense Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of humor. The only way we can really talk Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the things that upset us is if Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we do it through the filter of comedy. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But women have the {\i1}clears throat{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"privilege" to not be subject to social Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conditioning, and so they don't feel the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to cultivate a sense of humor. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why women, in general, aren't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as funny and men. That isn't to say that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all men are funny, or that all women are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unfunny. It's just that in general men are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doubt that you're funnier than me. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not because you're a women. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just judging by how you look and talk, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm willing to bet that your sense of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humor boils down to saying something rude, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then following it with "Just kidding". Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean I'm not the funniest person in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the world but if you think of yourself Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the funny one, you probably lack the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,objectivity to realizing that everybody Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,else in your circle of friends probably Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinks of you as the "annoying one". Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding, actually I'm not. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you think we're obsessed with you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we hook up?" "Nine times out of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,busy, I got shit to do." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably because you do shit like text Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us 50 times in the space of one hour, and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slash our tires when we dump you after you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accuse us of cheating because you saw our Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sister's name in our call history. Also Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what shit could you possibly have to do? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pluck your eyebrows to the point Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they're so unnaturally clean around Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the edges that they look like they're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drawn on? Spend your husband's money Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben & Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more questions for men to answer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're so lacking in self Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awareness that you can't figure out the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,answers for yourself? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why can't I sleep as many people as I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to without being judged? When men do Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it, they're congratulated" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and sleep with as many Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people as you want. I don't give a shit, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but once again I don't know anybody who Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would. The only time I would care is if I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was dating you, because if you told me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been with 20 other guys before Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met you, I would naturally assume that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was something wrong with you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you've been in so many relationships Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have them all fail. Not to mention the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fact that your substantially more Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,likely to be carrying an STD. And I think Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,view men who have slept with a lot of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other women the same way. Also who's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congratulating men for sleeping around? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see any guys walking around with Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trophies for fucking everyone they've Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,met. It's not like having sex with easy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women is some kind of achievement. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Furthermore, I would say that most media Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,portrays men who do that as assholes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who should be looked at with content. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean -name not recognized- isn't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly portrayed as a model citizen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way studies have found that the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,majority of people who slut shame women, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are other women. Maybe you should be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,directing this question at them and not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you consider a woman a tease, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if she does sleep with you after three Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the first date?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you consider a man a douchebag if Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesn't call you back three days after Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he meets you, but desperate if he calls Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you the next day? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In what world does no mean yes?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No means no." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anybody who thinks no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,means yes. Also this question seems to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the spirit of the feminist notion that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all men are potential rapists. Which Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simply isn't true. I already talked about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this at length in my other video, "'Teach Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric". Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving on. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you say that women are too Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,emotional to be leaders" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whispering:{\i0} maybe if feminist argued Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with logics instead of feelings, people Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't think that. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Then justify cat calling by saying Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'men just can't control themselves'" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never heard a man say either, I have Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hear women say both though. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you think that just because Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're nice to me, I owe you my body?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you think that just because I'm Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice to you that I want your body. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sometimes I've been walking down the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,street, hysterically crying because my cat Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was missing, and a man came up and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was like 'Hey what's up, why are you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crying? Can I talk to you?' Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But I want to continue this, so when Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy up to you and asked you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how you were doing, did you judge his Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intentions, or do you feel like-" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I was like what the hell is wrong with Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you I'm hysterically crying, holding Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flyers that say missing cat." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wait what if he was checking how you were Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing because you were crying?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What if he was trying to be sweet to get Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you crying?'" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He's not entitled to my time, honestly" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If he had not said anything to you, then Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a dick because he's a guy in society Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who saw a girl crying and didn't do Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But it's a different- If he's saying that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get my number, that's different that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him coming up and saying 'Whats Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know. Like that's a different thing" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But how is he going to know about your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cat, he saw a girl crying on the street" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flyers." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the street, and she's hysterical and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she might've just lost her parents and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she might think I'm objectify her" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But we're humans, we should care about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each other." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Of course, of course, but I think you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to understand what you come off Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as to women. They don't know you. It's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like if a brown bear came up and said Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hello to you. Like you just have to like-" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why would you ever send an unsolicited Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dick pic?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,phone number to the types of guys you meet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in night clubs, you know the type of guys Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who go to such clubs for the specific Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,purpose of meeting women, and who read Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,books about how to be a pick up artist; Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from them. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women, or make offensive comments about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women, but when somebody does it to your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sister, it's not okay?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you feel like it's okay to make Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these misandrist videos which paint all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men as sexual harassers or rapists, but Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when somebody treats your son that way, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not okay? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How does it feel to interrupt me when Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in the middle of making a point Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during a meetings?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make it sound like the only people Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have ever interrupted you are men. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever stopped to think that maybe people Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,interrupt you because they realize you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking shit and wasting time after only Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two sentences. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you have to sit with your legs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so wide open?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I get that you have balls, but I don't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stand around with my arms wide open Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make room for my boobs." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that's because your boobs don't get Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,squished between your arms when you stand Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally with your arms down by your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sides. A man's balls are literally between Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his legs, and they do get squished if he Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puts his legs together. It's not exactly Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an apt comparison. Furthermore, why Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you even care? I don't see you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complaining about women taking up Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two seats with their bags. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are women perceived as the weaker Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sex? Even though we literally birth you, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like watermelons through like 'this'" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because physical strength has nothing to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do with your ability to give birth. Women Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are, generally speaking, not as physically Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong as men. The average man has about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,50% greater upper body strength than the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,average woman. I'm sorry but that's just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simple biology. There's also the fact Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men are by in large the one's who go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to war and fight and die to protect you. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men are the ones who work the dangerous Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the industrialized world possible. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And historically men are also the ones Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have gone out into the unforgiving Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wilderness to kill dangerous animals so Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ungrateful entitled women like you could Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat. You as a woman are substantially less Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,likely to die during your daily activities Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't have to worry about being Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called a deadbeat for not risking life in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a factory or field for the benefit of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,others. Nor do you have to worry about Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being told you don't have a real job Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you work with computers or push Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pencils in a safe, clean environment. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women work soft cushy jobs compared to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men and that's why women make only 7% of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,workplace fatalities despite making up 47% Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the work force. That is why you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perceived as the weaker sex. If you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't want people to see you that way, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then get out of your comfortable air Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conditioned studio and go work on a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,craving boat on a coal mine. You're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always complaining about employment Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,discrimination, so go ahead, take the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how strong and tough you are. And look Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't begrudge women for working jobs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that don't put them in danger and I will Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freely admit that my job isn't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,particularly dangerous; but if you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to sit there and act like women Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are stronger than men just because you can Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give birth, something which you have a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live in the United States, and that's up Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off. By the way passing a kidney stone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hurts more than giving birth. Any woman Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has experienced both will tell you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, and men get them more often so Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blow me. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why is it so bad to show your emotions?" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It means you're human." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's because feminists like you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell us we're misogynists for even Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,daring to complain about our problems. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since you're not a man and you don't have Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even the slightest inclining of what it's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like to be a man, let me spell it out for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you. Boys are socially conditioned from Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the day we learn to talk to not express Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our feelings. We are [unknown] constantly Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be told to man up and that boys don't cry. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have the privilege of showing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our emotions because if we do, it's a sign Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of weakness. To put it simply, us men are Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,programmed to believe that our own Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feelings are invalid, and so we hide them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we lie about them. We are raised to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expect that if we tell you our feelings, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will shoot them down. You will tell Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us we're wrong for feeling the way we do, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and even if you don't, we still don't want Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to tell you our feelings because Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we know you'll use them against us. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're probably thinking that you don't do Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that but you do, you do it all the time Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't even realize it. Ask yourself if Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have ever had an argument Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with one of them men in your life and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you told them "If you were a real man..." Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ever have then you have done Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly what I'm talking about. See no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,woman has ever been told "If you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a real woman you wouldn't feel this way" Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women have their feelings cultivated and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coddled. You're not only allowed to cry. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are expected to, and when you do, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people around you give you sympathy and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are comforted. You are so used to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting sympathy that you feel entitled Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to it. Men don't have that luxury. A man Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fully expects to be looked down upon, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and told that his feelings don't matter if Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he shows any sign of emotional weakness