9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(beep)

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(screaming)

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(jazzy intro)

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Donald Trump?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How does it feel to be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the same sex as Sarah Palin?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How does it feel to be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the same sex as Michelle Bachman?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How does it feel to be the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
same sex as anybody you disagree with?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why does it even matter

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
whether or not you're the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
same gender as somebody else?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean, I'm also the same

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and the guy who introduced

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
chocolate to the Western world.

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So what are you even getting

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
at with this question?

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Are you trying to say Donald Trump

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
is bad, and Donald Trump

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
is a man, therefore men are bad?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why do you hate rom-coms?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Or do you just feel like you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
need to hate them?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Everybody likes The Notebook,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
everybody likes Beyoncé.

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It's just a fact.

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Men hate romantic comedies

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
for the same reason you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hate video games with

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
over-sexualized female characters.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The men in these movies are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
always willing to sacrifice

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
their careers, their dreams,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
even their lives to win

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the lead females' affection.

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Now I don't have any empirical

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
data to back this up, but

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it seems to me that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
romantic comedies and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
romance movies in general

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
cause women to have unrealistic

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
expectations of men and what

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
love should be like, and these

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
become the expectations

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that men have to live up to,

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and it's unfair.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Feminists like to bitch

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
about poor representation of women

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in media intended for men

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because they promote body issues

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and shit like that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And I agree, to at least, an extent

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But it's not any better for men

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
When we're expected to be Prince Charming,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ready and willing to sacrifice themselves

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
physically, mentally, and emotionally

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And we're called selfish for daring to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
have our own desires

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or even misogynistic for daring to draw

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
attention to our own problems.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
These movies appeal to the female fantasy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of having a night in shining armor

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
swear their entire existence to pleasing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
them, and thus reinforce these notions

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
within their target audience of women

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like you that you somehow deserve

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to have your boyfriends and husbands

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
give up everything that makes them

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who they are and basically dehumanize

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
themselves for your pleasure and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
devote 100% of their time and energy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to you. The fact that some of you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
watching this are scoffing at what I

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
just said only proves my point.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You have fooled yourself into thinking

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that I'm somehow the one whose being

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
selfish when I object to the notion

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that men should be expected to cave

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
into all of your demands, for the sake of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
your perverted idealistic conception

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of love. And I have no doubts that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
some of you will accuse me of being

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that, but I'm not and I will

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
pre-emptively characterize such an

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
argument as out cropping of the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
very mentality that I'm talking about.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You expect all of your demands to be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
catered to, and any man who is unwilling

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or unable to cater to them must have

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
something wrong with them. Us men are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
human beings with our own interests and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
goals, and it's selfish for you to expect

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
us to give all that up for you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But these movies condition you to expect

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
exactly that. And that is why we hate

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
romantic comedies. We don't see anything

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
romantic about them. What we see is the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
expectations about what we should be doing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you make women sit around and talk

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
about men in movies when y'all easily just

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sit around and talk about boobs for hours?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
One, I don't know, maybe you should be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
asking that to people who rent romantic

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
comedies you like so much, because

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
those are the movies which have women

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sitting around talking about men. Or,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
better yet, instead of complaining about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how writers depict women in their movies,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
maybe you should try being the change you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
want to see and write your own damn movie.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Then you could make the female characters

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sit around and talk about whatever you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
want. Like how men are oppressing them, or

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how men are objectifying them or how men

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are such pigs, or how men spread their

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
legs too far apart on the subway, or how

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
men hate romantic comedies. There's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
nothing stopping you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hesitate to call any of those movies

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"pro-feminist."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Three, I don't know a single guy who ever

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
talks about boobs for hours at a time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think the only guys who do are medical

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
students learning how to conduct

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
mammograms. You want to know what most of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the men I know talk about? Movies, video

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
games, politics, religion, music, sports,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
cars, boats, technology, work, guns,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hunting, places they've been to, people

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
they've met, and so on. The subject of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
boobs actually rarely ever comes up.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Contrary to what you may have been told in

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
your Women's Studies class, men don't

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
think about sex constantly. If we did, we

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
would never have invented the camera

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
equipment you used to make this video.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hours at a time, it's feminists. You're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the ones who are always whining about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the designs of fictional characters,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
complaining that fat girls' tits are too

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
big. And in all honesty, the only time I

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ever even think about a comic book

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
character's tits is when I hear a feminist

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
bring it up. So I think maybe you're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
projecting.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you automatically assume that you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
won't like the TV or movies that star a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
female lead?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't. In fact, some of my favorite

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
movies and TV shows have female leads.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't know a single man who has ever

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
scoffed at the notion of watching a movie

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or TV show just because it has a female

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
protagonist. However, I have seen

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
feminists scoff at anything with a male

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
lead.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why are you surprised when women are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm not surprised when women are funny.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
There are plenty of funny women out there.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[names not recognized], et cetera.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But I will say that, in general, women are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
not as funny as men, and I think most

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
women won't agree with that statement.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I also think there's a reason for this.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
See if you understand what humor is

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and how it works, which I'm guessing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you don't because you're feminists,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
then you know that the things that make

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
laugh often have their roots in very dark

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
subject matter.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
To quote the amazing atheist,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"These people who are fucking offended

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
by rape jokes don't even understand

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
humor. They don't understand- They

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
think of humor as like a happy thing,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because humor makes us laugh and laughter

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
makes us happy, but a lot of the time

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
they don't seem to notice that what we're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
actually laughing at is quite dark and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
morbid. Like if you actually look at it

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and examine the jokes, and look at the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
exaggeration and try to figure out the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
mechanics of how the joke works,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
why does it work; you're gonna find that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and suffering. Because laughter is this

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
great transcendent tool we have, where

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we can take something that- that's bitter

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and difficult to comprehend or deal with,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and make it something funny.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Like if I take a joke like "How many

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
police officers does it take change a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
light bulb?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"None, they just beat the room for being

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
black." you know that joke has it's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
genesis in some very serious, very dark

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
shit. And that joke is not making light

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of the fact that people have suffered,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or it's not making light of the fact that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
people, you know, marched in the Civil

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Rights Movement, or- or that people are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
racial discriminated against, or police

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
brutality. It's not making light of any

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of that. What it's doing is it's taking

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that pain and it's taking that dark

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
subject matter, and it's helping us

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
transcend it for a moment. And view

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the absurdity of our circumstance.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because that is what humor is supposed to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
do. Humor at it's best takes the elements

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of the world that are dark and horrible,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and shows you there absurdity. It shows

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you the absurdity of the human condition.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and that is important."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
See men are socially conditioned to not

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
talk openly and honestly about their

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
feelings, which I'll talk more about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
later, and that's why we cultivate a sense

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of humor. The only way we can really talk

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
about the things that upset us is if

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we do it through the filter of comedy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But women have the <i>clears throat</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"privilege" to not be subject to social

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
conditioning, and so they don't feel the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
need to cultivate a sense of humor.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And that's why women, in general, aren't

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as funny and men. That isn't to say that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all men are funny, or that all women are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
unfunny. It's just that in general men are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
doubt that you're funnier than me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And it's not because you're a women.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just judging by how you look and talk,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm willing to bet that your sense of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
humor boils down to saying something rude,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and then following it with "Just kidding".

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean I'm not the funniest person in

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the world but if you think of yourself

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as the funny one, you probably lack the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
objectivity to realizing that everybody

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
else in your circle of friends probably

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
thinks of you as the "annoying one".

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just kidding, actually I'm not.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you think we're obsessed with you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when we hook up?" "Nine times out of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
busy, I got shit to do."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Probably because you do shit like text

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
us 50 times in the space of one hour, and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
slash our tires when we dump you after you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
accuse us of cheating because you saw our

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sister's name in our call history. Also

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
what shit could you possibly have to do?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Pluck your eyebrows to the point

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
where they're so unnaturally clean around

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the edges that they look like they're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
drawn on? Spend your husband's money

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ben &amp; Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
more questions for men to answer

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because you're so lacking in self

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
awareness that you can't figure out the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
answers for yourself?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why can't I sleep as many people as I

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
want to without being judged? When men do

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it, they're congratulated"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Go ahead and sleep with as many

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
people as you want. I don't give a shit,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but once again I don't know anybody who

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
would. The only time I would care is if I

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
was dating you, because if you told me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you've been with 20 other guys before

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I met you, I would naturally assume that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
there was something wrong with you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
if you've been in so many relationships

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and have them all fail. Not to mention the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
fact that your substantially more

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
likely to be carrying an STD. And I think

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
view men who have slept with a lot of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
other women the same way. Also who's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
congratulating men for sleeping around?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't see any guys walking around with

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
trophies for fucking everyone they've

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
met. It's not like having sex with easy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
women is some kind of achievement.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Furthermore, I would say that most media

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
portrays men who do that as assholes

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who should be looked at with content.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean -name not recognized- isn't

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
exactly portrayed as a model citizen.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
By the way studies have found that the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
majority of people who slut shame women,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are other women. Maybe you should be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
directing this question at them and not

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
men.

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"Why do you consider a woman a tease,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
if she does sleep with you after three

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on the first date?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why do you consider a man a douchebag if

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he doesn't call you back three days after

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he meets you, but desperate if he calls

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you the next day?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"In what world does no mean yes?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"No means no."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't know anybody who thinks no

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
means yes. Also this question seems to be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in the spirit of the feminist notion that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all men are potential rapists. Which

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
simply isn't true. I already talked about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this at length in my other video, "'Teach

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric".

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Moving on.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you say that women are too

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
emotional to be leaders"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>whispering:</i> maybe if feminist argued

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with logics instead of feelings, people

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
wouldn't think that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Then justify cat calling by saying

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
'men just can't control themselves'"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I've never heard a man say either, I have

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hear women say both though.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you think that just because

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you're nice to me, I owe you my body?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why do you think that just because I'm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
nice to you that I want your body.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Sometimes I've been walking down the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
street, hysterically crying because my cat

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
was missing, and a man came up and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
was like 'Hey what's up, why are you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
crying? Can I talk to you?'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"But I want to continue this, so when

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the guy up to you and asked you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how you were doing, did you judge his

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
intentions, or do you feel like-"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"I was like what the hell is wrong with

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you I'm hysterically crying, holding

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
flyers that say missing cat."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Wait what if he was checking how you were

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
doing because you were crying?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"What if he was trying to be sweet to get

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you crying?'"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"He's not entitled to my time, honestly"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"If he had not said anything to you, then

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he's a dick because he's a guy in society

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who saw a girl crying and didn't do

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
anything."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"But it's a different- If he's saying that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to get my number, that's different that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
him coming up and saying 'Whats

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you know. Like that's a different thing"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"But how is he going to know about your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
cat, he saw a girl crying on the street"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
flyers."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on the street, and she's hysterical and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
she might've just lost her parents and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because she might think I'm objectify her"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"But we're humans, we should care about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
each other."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Of course, of course, but I think you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
have to understand what you come off

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as to women. They don't know you. It's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like if a brown bear came up and said

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hello to you. Like you just have to like-"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why would you ever send an unsolicited

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
dick pic?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
phone number to the types of guys you meet

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in night clubs, you know the type of guys

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who go to such clubs for the specific

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
purpose of meeting women, and who read

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
books about how to be a pick up artist;

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
from them.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
women, or make offensive comments about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
women, but when somebody does it to your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sister, it's not okay?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why do you feel like it's okay to make

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
these misandrist videos which paint all

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
men as sexual harassers or rapists, but

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when somebody treats your son that way,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it's not okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"How does it feel to interrupt me when

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm in the middle of making a point

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
during a meetings?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You make it sound like the only people

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who have ever interrupted you are men.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ever stopped to think that maybe people

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
interrupt you because they realize you're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
talking shit and wasting time after only

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
two sentences.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why do you have to sit with your legs

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so wide open?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"I get that you have balls, but I don't

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
stand around with my arms wide open

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to make room for my boobs."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Maybe that's because your boobs don't get

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
squished between your arms when you stand

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
normally with your arms down by your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sides. A man's balls are literally between

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
his legs, and they do get squished if he

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
puts his legs together. It's not exactly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
an apt comparison. Furthermore, why

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
do you even care? I don't see you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
complaining about women taking up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
two seats with their bags.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why are women perceived as the weaker

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sex? Even though we literally birth you,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like watermelons through like 'this'"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because physical strength has nothing to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
do with your ability to give birth. Women

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are, generally speaking, not as physically

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
strong as men. The average man has about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
50% greater upper body strength than the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
average woman. I'm sorry but that's just

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
simple biology. There's also the fact

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that men are by in large the one's who go

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to war and fight and die to protect you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Men are the ones who work the dangerous

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the industrialized world possible.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And historically men are also the ones

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who have gone out into the unforgiving

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
wilderness to kill dangerous animals so

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ungrateful entitled women like you could

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
eat. You as a woman are substantially less

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
likely to die during your daily activities

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and you don't have to worry about being

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
called a deadbeat for not risking life in

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a factory or field for the benefit of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
others. Nor do you have to worry about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
being told you don't have a real job

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because you work with computers or push

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
pencils in a safe, clean environment.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Women work soft cushy jobs compared to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
men and that's why women make only 7% of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
workplace fatalities despite making up 47%

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of the work force. That is why you're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
perceived as the weaker sex. If you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
don't want people to see you that way,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
then get out of your comfortable air

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
conditioned studio and go work on a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
craving boat on a coal mine. You're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
always complaining about employment

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
discrimination, so go ahead, take the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how strong and tough you are. And look

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't begrudge women for working jobs

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that don't put them in danger and I will

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
freely admit that my job isn't

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
particularly dangerous; but if you're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
going to sit there and act like women

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are stronger than men just because you can

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
give birth, something which you have a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
live in the United States, and that's up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
off. By the way passing a kidney stone

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hurts more than giving birth. Any woman

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who has experienced both will tell you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that, and men get them more often so

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
blow me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Why is it so bad to show your emotions?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"It means you're human."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Maybe it's because feminists like you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
tell us we're misogynists for even

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
daring to complain about our problems.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Since you're not a man and you don't have

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
even the slightest inclining of what it's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like to be a man, let me spell it out for

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you. Boys are socially conditioned from

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the day we learn to talk to not express

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
our feelings. We are [unknown] constantly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
be told to man up and that boys don't cry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We don't have the privilege of showing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
our emotions because if we do, it's a sign

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of weakness. To put it simply, us men are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
programmed to believe that our own

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
feelings are invalid, and so we hide them

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and we lie about them. We are raised to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
expect that if we tell you our feelings,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you will shoot them down. You will tell

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
us we're wrong for feeling the way we do,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and even if you don't, we still don't want

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to tell you our feelings because

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we know you'll use them against us.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're probably thinking that you don't do

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that but you do, you do it all the time

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and don't even realize it. Ask yourself if

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you have ever had an argument

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with one of them men in your life and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you told them "If you were a real man..."

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you ever have then you have done

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
exactly what I'm talking about. See no

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
woman has ever been told "If you're

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a real woman you wouldn't feel this way"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Women have their feelings cultivated and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
coddled. You're not only allowed to cry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you are expected to, and when you do,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
people around you give you sympathy and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you are comforted. You are so used to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
getting sympathy that you feel entitled

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to it. Men don't have that luxury. A man

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
fully expects to be looked down upon,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and told that his feelings don't matter if

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he shows any sign of emotional weakness