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[beep]

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[screaming]

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[upbeat music]

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Donald Trump?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Sarah Palin?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Michelle Bachmann?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as anybody

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you disagree with?

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Why does it even matter

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whether or not

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you're the same gender

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as somebody else?

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I mean, I'm also the

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same gender as

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Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

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and the guy who introduced

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chocolate to the Western world.

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So, what are you even

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getting at with this question?

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Are you trying to say

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Donald Trump is bad,

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and Donald Trump is a man,

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therefore men are bad?

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Why do you hate rom-coms?

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Or do you feel just feel

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like you need to hate them?

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Everybody likes The Notebook,

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everybody likes Beyoncé.

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It's just a fact.

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Men hate romantic comedies

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for the same reason you

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hate video games with

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over-sexualized female

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characters.