WEBVTT 00:00:00.176 --> 00:00:02.019 H: Welcome to Just Between Us! 00:00:02.019 --> 00:00:04.384 J: Sugar has such great ears they're like wings! 00:00:04.384 --> 00:00:06.642 H: Do you know who has the worst prescription? 00:00:06.642 --> 00:00:07.912 J: I do, definitely. H: Is it me or is it you? 00:00:07.912 --> 00:00:08.982 J: No, it's definitely me 00:00:08.982 --> 00:00:10.442 J: Well I know who's glasses are dirtier! 00:00:10.442 --> 00:00:11.950 H: No that is incorrect! 00:00:11.950 --> 00:00:12.758 J: Yeah no, it's mine. 00:00:12.758 --> 00:00:13.608 H: Oh, yes. 00:00:13.608 --> 00:00:14.864 J: I don't need to clean them. 00:00:14.864 --> 00:00:17.041 I can see right through all of my fingerprints. 00:00:17.041 --> 00:00:18.014 H: You actually look really good in my-- J: Thank you! 00:00:18.014 --> 00:00:22.333 A: Hey! Guys, sorry when we asked you to to collaborate we thought we would all do 00:00:22.333 --> 00:00:23.418 the video together... 00:00:23.418 --> 00:00:24.130 G: This is so awkward. 00:00:24.130 --> 00:00:26.452 J: Yeah it's more of a two-person couch. H: It's a small couch. 00:00:26.452 --> 00:00:30.414 ♪ (jazzy music) ♪ 00:00:30.414 --> 00:00:32.413 A: This week! We have a 00:00:32.413 --> 00:00:34.957 ♪ - A: international question ♪ ♪ - J: international viewer ♪ 00:00:34.957 --> 00:00:35.639 J: Sorry question. 00:00:35.639 --> 00:00:37.050 A: you don't watch the show! J: I do..! 00:00:37.050 --> 00:00:39.049 ♪ international question! ♪ 00:00:39.049 --> 00:00:40.766 A: Rosie! London! 00:00:40.766 --> 00:00:41.911 G: What did she ask? 00:00:41.911 --> 00:00:43.385 A: I'm getting there! 00:00:43.385 --> 00:00:45.113 A: (to John) Does he criticize you? 00:00:45.113 --> 00:00:47.002 J: Not really... H: That's not true. 00:00:47.002 --> 00:00:52.010 A: Our international viewer wants to know: "Are you an Allison or a Gaby?" 00:00:52.010 --> 00:00:55.086 H: Wait which ones which? J: [laughs] 00:00:55.086 --> 00:00:55.925 G: Wow... 00:00:55.925 --> 00:00:58.797 A: Well you're clearly a Gaby [everyone laughs] 00:00:58.797 --> 00:01:00.246 J: Okay we're going to do it on three. 00:01:00.246 --> 00:01:01.226 H: We're gonna say who we are... J: Who we are. 00:01:01.226 --> 00:01:02.677 Together: 1, 2, 3... 00:01:02.677 --> 00:01:03.960 J: Allison. / H: Gaby. A: Allison! 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:05.354 [everyone laughs] 00:01:05.354 --> 00:01:09.267 A: Here's my question: are you guys upset about who you are? 00:01:09.267 --> 00:01:10.542 J: No, I'm delighted. 00:01:10.542 --> 00:01:11.320 H: Me too. 00:01:11.320 --> 00:01:11.943 A: REALLY?!? 00:01:11.943 --> 00:01:12.549 J: I'm very happy to be an Allison. 00:01:12.549 --> 00:01:12.969 G: Okay, yes- 00:01:12.969 --> 00:01:13.586 A: THAT'S AMAZING! 00:01:13.586 --> 00:01:15.572 J: Well, Allision and I have a lot in common, we both have OCD. 00:01:15.572 --> 00:01:16.196 A: Yes. 00:01:16.196 --> 00:01:19.354 J: You look A LOT like my spouse. 00:01:19.354 --> 00:01:20.485 H: You do. 00:01:20.485 --> 00:01:22.881 H: You're both...We're the blondes, you're the brunettes. 00:01:22.881 --> 00:01:23.320 G: Yeah! 00:01:23.320 --> 00:01:23.946 A: Yeah. 00:01:23.946 --> 00:01:25.182 H: We're the hot ones. 00:01:25.182 --> 00:01:26.239 G: YES, OH MY GOD. 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:27.801 J: We're the smart ones. 00:01:27.801 --> 00:01:30.412 A: Yes! Oh I love this. 00:01:30.412 --> 00:01:34.273 G: This is perfect. I'm so happy to hear Hank also agree that we are the hot ones. 00:01:34.273 --> 00:01:38.605 A: I get a lot of comments that are: I'm an Allison but I wish I was a Gaby. 00:01:38.605 --> 00:01:41.523 J: No, I love being an Allison. I'm so grateful to be an Allison. 00:01:41.523 --> 00:01:43.568 Like, there's big upsides to Allison-ness. 00:01:43.568 --> 00:01:44.914 A: PLEASE tell me what they are. 00:01:44.914 --> 00:01:49.728 J: You're smart, independent, you're extremely, like, process driven. And like 00:01:49.728 --> 00:01:54.075 committed and focused and you finish stuff. And I really...I...that's...I love 00:01:54.075 --> 00:01:54.756 that about you. 00:01:54.756 --> 00:01:55.695 H: Your house is very clean. 00:01:55.695 --> 00:01:56.788 A: Wow, guys! 00:01:56.788 --> 00:02:00.631 H: I'm more of a Gaby, I'm not saying I want to be a Gaby... 00:02:00.631 --> 00:02:02.443 G: WOAH. H: ...or that being a Gaby is so great. 00:02:02.443 --> 00:02:03.418 J+A: OOOOHHH 00:02:03.418 --> 00:02:05.553 J: So you wish you were an Allison? And who could blame you? 00:02:05.553 --> 00:02:08.131 G: What are the characteristics that we share? 00:02:08.131 --> 00:02:09.075 H: We like Snapchat. 00:02:09.075 --> 00:02:12.630 J: Allison and I hate Snapchat. A: Yeah, we hate Snapchat. 00:02:12.630 --> 00:02:16.515 H: It's basically like my primary way of.. Like, my favourite thing in the world. 00:02:16.515 --> 00:02:17.352 G: Yeah! 00:02:17.352 --> 00:02:19.322 A: You think people watch it? 00:02:19.322 --> 00:02:20.762 H: It's kind of- G: THEY DO WATCH IT! 00:02:20.762 --> 00:02:21.569 A: BUT WHO? 00:02:21.569 --> 00:02:23.662 A:My problem with it is that it goes away. 00:02:23.662 --> 00:02:26.039 J:On the other hand, everything goes away. 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:27.131 H: It's true. 00:02:27.131 --> 00:02:28.699 A: Well, right, you are an Allison. 00:02:28.699 --> 00:02:29.510 G: That was a very Allison thing to say, yeah. 00:02:29.510 --> 00:02:33.140 H: I feel bad about saying that I feel bad about being a...because of course I like 00:02:33.140 --> 00:02:33.883 being a Gaby. 00:02:33.883 --> 00:02:36.267 J: Well what do you like about being a Gaby? You still haven't said anything 00:02:36.267 --> 00:02:36.602 other than Snapchat. 00:02:36.602 --> 00:02:40.607 G: Hold on. What else about being a Gaby? I just wanna hear more things about myself 00:02:40.607 --> 00:02:40.996 A: Yeah. 00:02:40.996 --> 00:02:42.290 A: Are you a narcissist? 00:02:42.290 --> 00:02:43.419 H: Can we talk about me some? 00:02:43.419 --> 00:02:44.425 G: Yeah, please! 00:02:44.425 --> 00:02:45.601 H: So I --- 00:02:45.601 --> 00:02:47.543 A: Do you believe in past lives? 00:02:47.543 --> 00:02:52.334 H: I have a pain in my back, and I think it's because I was killed with a sword 00:02:52.334 --> 00:02:53.230 once. 00:02:53.230 --> 00:02:54.267 A: [That's a] Gaby. 00:02:54.267 --> 00:02:58.763 A: Does Hank do this thing where, he'll tell a story and, like, he'll express his 00:02:58.763 --> 00:03:01.663 feelings and it will like...and you'll listen and you'll be like: yes of course. 00:03:01.663 --> 00:03:04.631 A: And then he just starts telling it again, immediately afterward. 00:03:04.631 --> 00:03:07.046 J: Yeah, like an unprocessed... yeah. 00:03:07.046 --> 00:03:10.545 A: And just, like, says all the things again like, maybe with a little different 00:03:10.545 --> 00:03:11.542 wording. J: Right, right. 00:03:11.542 --> 00:03:15.769 J: Somehow there's this idea that the best way for me to process this story is to 00:03:15.769 --> 00:03:18.360 tell it to you 8 consecutive times. A: Yes! Exactly. 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:21.015 H: I need...we...you need to be there for your friends. 00:03:21.015 --> 00:03:22.203 J: And I am. A: And I am. 00:03:22.203 --> 00:03:23.326 A: But how many times? 00:03:23.326 --> 00:03:24.551 G: But do you know what's not nice? 00:03:24.551 --> 00:03:27.078 G: When your best friend goes "I've heard this!" 00:03:27.078 --> 00:03:31.837 J:I'm a pretty good listener. Hank is also a good listener though, I'd have to say. 00:03:31.837 --> 00:03:34.583 H: I know. G: I'm a good listener. (A: Sometimes) 00:03:34.583 --> 00:03:38.446 H: The trick to being a good listener is to be on the phone, but also on Tumblr. 00:03:38.446 --> 00:03:40.743 J: That's the trick to being the worst listener of all. 00:03:40.743 --> 00:03:41.743 A: But they think that they're good, that's what it is! 00:03:42.982 --> 00:03:48.137 J: I cannot tell you how many times I've been talking to Hank about something 00:03:48.137 --> 00:03:50.761 that's extremely important about Crash Course or whatever and I'll be like: 00:03:50.761 --> 00:03:54.424 "So do you agree?" And he'll be like "Yeah," and I'll be like "You agree with 00:03:54.424 --> 00:03:58.294 me that there are purple elephants inside of my office right now?" 00:03:58.294 --> 00:04:02.076 G: She always adds "And then I went to space" and I go "I was listening!" 00:04:02.076 --> 00:04:05.995 G: Were you guys always this way, or did you grow up to be this, like was it always 00:04:05.995 --> 00:04:09.886 like you're the more like studious one, and you're the hot one or what was it? 00:04:09.886 --> 00:04:10.487 (John and Hank laugh) 00:04:10.487 --> 00:04:13.078 J: I wasn't as disciplined until I became an adult. Hank was actually pretty 00:04:13.078 --> 00:04:14.142 disciplined in school. 00:04:14.142 --> 00:04:16.145 H: I have always been-- G: I did good in school! 00:04:16.145 --> 00:04:18.047 J: Well, you did well in school. A: I did great. 00:04:18.047 --> 00:04:22.581 G: I did...okay in school. I got in trouble a lot for running my mouth. 00:04:22.581 --> 00:04:24.999 J: Yeah. G: Does that sound familiar to anybody? 00:04:24.999 --> 00:04:27.638 J: Mmm, I got in trouble a lot for smoking cigarettes. 00:04:27.638 --> 00:04:30.393 G: Oooohhhhh. A: That is not Allison. 00:04:30.393 --> 00:04:32.268 A:I've never even tried a cigarette, kids. 00:04:32.268 --> 00:04:34.040 J: Really? A: Never. (J: They're great) 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:35.980 H: I've never tried a cigarette either. J+A: Really? 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:38.106 J: Suddenly feeling a little Gaby. 00:04:38.106 --> 00:04:40.276 H: (to Allison) Have you ever done acid? G: And that is why the show is relatable! 00:04:40.276 --> 00:04:41.866 A: NO, I've never done acid, Hank! (Hank starts laughing) 00:04:41.866 --> 00:04:46.426 ♪ (jazzy music) ♪ 00:04:46.426 --> 00:04:48.081 J: Can't put that in the video. G: Ohhh. (A: That's--) 00:04:48.081 --> 00:04:50.452 J: (repeats) can't put that in the video. Find a nice cut-in space... 00:04:50.452 --> 00:04:51.996 H: Every-- J: ...because none of this is going in.