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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.18,0:00:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Welcome to Just Between Us!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.02,0:00:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Sugar has such great ears they're like\Nwings!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.38,0:00:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Do you know who has the worst \Nprescription?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.64,0:00:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I do, definitely.\NH: Is it me or is it you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.91,0:00:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: No, it's definitely me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.98,0:00:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Well I know who's glasses are dirtier!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.44,0:00:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: No that is incorrect!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.95,0:00:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah no, it's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.76,0:00:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.61,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I don't need to clean them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see right through all of my\Nfingerprints.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.04,0:00:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: You actually look really good in my--\NJ: Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.01,0:00:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hey! Guys, sorry when we asked you to\Nto collaborate we thought we would all do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.33,0:00:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the video together...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.42,0:00:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: This is so awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.13,0:00:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah it's more of a two-person couch.\NH: It's a small couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.45,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jazzy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This week! We have a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.41,0:00:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ - A: international question ♪\N♪ - J: international viewer ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.96,0:00:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Sorry question.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: you don't watch the show!\NJ: I do..!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.05,0:00:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ international question! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.05,0:00:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Rosie! London!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.77,0:00:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: What did she ask?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.91,0:00:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'm getting there!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.38,0:00:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: (to John) Does he criticize you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.11,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Not really...\NH: That's not true.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Our international viewer wants to know:\N"Are you an Allison or a Gaby?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Wait which ones which?\NJ: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.09,0:00:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.92,0:00:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Well you're clearly a Gaby\N[everyone laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.80,0:01:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Okay we're going to do it on three.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.25,0:01:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: We're gonna say who we are...\NJ: Who we are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.23,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: 1, 2, 3...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Allison. / H: Gaby.\NA: Allison!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.96,0:01:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[everyone laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.35,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Here's my question: are you guys upset\Nabout who you are?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: No, I'm delighted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.54,0:01:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.32,0:01:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: REALLY?!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.94,0:01:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'm very happy to be an Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.55,0:01:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Okay, yes-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.97,0:01:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: THAT'S AMAZING!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.59,0:01:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Well, Allision and I have a lot in\Ncommon, we both have OCD.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.57,0:01:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.20,0:01:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: You look A LOT like my spouse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.35,0:01:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: You do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.48,0:01:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: You're both...We're the blondes, you're\Nthe brunettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.88,0:01:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.32,0:01:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.95,0:01:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: We're the hot ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.18,0:01:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: YES, OH MY GOD.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.24,0:01:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: We're the smart ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.80,0:01:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes! Oh I love this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.41,0:01:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: This is perfect. I'm so happy to hear\NHank also agree that we are the hot ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.27,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I get a lot of comments that are: I'm\Nan Allison but I wish I was a Gaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: No, I love being an Allison. I'm so\Ngrateful to be an Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.52,0:01:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, there's big upsides to Allison-ness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.57,0:01:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: PLEASE tell me what they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.91,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: You're smart, independent, you're\Nextremely, like, process driven. And like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.73,0:01:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,committed and focused and you finish\Nstuff. And I really...I...that's...I love
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.76,0:01:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Your house is very clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.70,0:01:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wow, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:02:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I'm more of a Gaby, I'm not saying I\Nwant to be a Gaby...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.63,0:02:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: WOAH.\NH: ...or that being a Gaby is so great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.44,0:02:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J+A: OOOOHHH
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.42,0:02:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: So you wish you were an Allison?\NAnd who could blame you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.55,0:02:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: What are the characteristics that we\Nshare?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.13,0:02:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: We like Snapchat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.08,0:02:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Allison and I hate Snapchat.\NA: Yeah, we hate Snapchat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.63,0:02:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: It's basically like my primary way of..\NLike, my favourite thing in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.52,0:02:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You think people watch it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.32,0:02:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: It's kind of-\NG: THEY DO WATCH IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.76,0:02:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: BUT WHO?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.57,0:02:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A:My problem with it is that it goes away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.66,0:02:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J:On the other hand, everything goes away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.04,0:02:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.13,0:02:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Well, right, you are an Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.70,0:02:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: That was a very Allison thing to\Nsay, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.51,0:02:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I feel bad about saying that I feel bad\Nabout being a...because of course I like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.14,0:02:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being a Gaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.88,0:02:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Well what do you like about being a\NGaby? You still haven't said anything
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.27,0:02:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other than Snapchat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.60,0:02:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Hold on. What else about being a Gaby?\NI just wanna hear more things about myself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.61,0:02:40.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.100,0:02:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Are you a narcissist?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.29,0:02:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Can we talk about me some?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.42,0:02:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Yeah, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.42,0:02:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: So I ---
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.60,0:02:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you believe in past lives?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.54,0:02:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I have a pain in my back, and I think\Nit's because I was killed with a sword
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.33,0:02:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.23,0:02:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [That's a] Gaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.27,0:02:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Does Hank do this thing where, he'll\Ntell a story and, like, he'll express his
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.76,0:03:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feelings and it will like...and you'll\Nlisten and you'll be like: yes of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.66,0:03:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And then he just starts telling it\Nagain, immediately afterward.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.63,0:03:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah, like an unprocessed... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.05,0:03:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And just, like, says all the things\Nagain like, maybe with a little different
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.54,0:03:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wording.\NJ: Right, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.54,0:03:15.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Somehow there's this idea that the best\Nway for me to process this story is to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.77,0:03:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell it to you 8 consecutive times.\NA: Yes! Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.36,0:03:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I need...we...you need to be there for\Nyour friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.02,0:03:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And I am.\NA: And I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.20,0:03:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But how many times?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.33,0:03:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: But do you know what's not nice?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.55,0:03:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: When your best friend goes "I've heard\Nthis!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.08,0:03:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J:I'm a pretty good listener. Hank is also\Na good listener though, I'd have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.84,0:03:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I know.\NG: I'm a good listener. (A: Sometimes)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.58,0:03:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: The trick to being a good listener is\Nto be on the phone, but also on Tumblr.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.45,0:03:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: That's the trick to being the worst\Nlistener of all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.74,0:03:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But they think that they're good,\Nthat's what it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.98,0:03:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I cannot tell you how many times I've\Nbeen talking to Hank about something
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.14,0:03:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's extremely important about Crash\NCourse or whatever and I'll be like:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.76,0:03:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So do you agree?" And he'll be like\N"Yeah," and I'll be like "You agree with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.42,0:03:58.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me that there are purple elephants inside\Nof my office right now?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.29,0:04:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: She always adds "And then I went to\Nspace" and I go "I was listening!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Were you guys always this way, or did\Nyou grow up to be this, like was it always
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.100,0:04:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're the more like studious one,\Nand you're the hot one or what was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.89,0:04:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(John and Hank laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.49,0:04:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I wasn't as disciplined until I became\Nan adult. Hank was actually pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.08,0:04:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,disciplined in school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.14,0:04:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I have always been--\NG: I did good in school!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.14,0:04:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Well, you did well in school.\NA: I did great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.05,0:04:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I did...okay in school. I got in\Ntrouble a lot for running my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.58,0:04:24.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah.\NG: Does that sound familiar to anybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.100,0:04:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Mmm, I got in trouble a lot for smoking\Ncigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.64,0:04:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Oooohhhhh.\NA: That is not Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.39,0:04:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A:I've never even tried a cigarette, kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.27,0:04:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Really?\NA: Never. (J: They're great)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.04,0:04:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: I've never tried a cigarette either.\NJ+A: Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.98,0:04:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Suddenly feeling a little Gaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.11,0:04:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: (to Allison) Have you ever done acid?\NG: And that is why the show is relatable!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.28,0:04:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: NO, I've never done acid, Hank!\N(Hank starts laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.87,0:04:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jazzy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.43,0:04:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Can't put that in the video.\NG: Ohhh. (A: That's--)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.08,0:04:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: (repeats) can't put that in the video.\NFind a nice cut-in space...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.45,0:04:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H: Every--\NJ: ...because none of this is going in.