WEBVTT 00:00:00.358 --> 00:00:02.509 Guess what happened? 00:00:02.509 --> 00:00:05.019 What I felt was in the cards. 00:00:05.019 --> 00:00:07.691 The Marble Faun is moving in. 00:00:07.691 --> 00:00:09.691 He just gave us the washing machine. 00:00:09.691 --> 00:00:11.547 That cements the deal. 00:00:11.547 --> 00:00:13.847 I can't bear it, I'm telling you. 00:00:13.847 --> 00:00:17.409 [Roiling piano] 00:00:17.409 --> 00:00:18.699 [Sings] It's my mother's house 00:00:18.699 --> 00:00:19.907 in my mother's name 00:00:19.907 --> 00:00:21.059 and you can't beat mother 00:00:21.059 --> 00:00:22.309 at mother's game. 00:00:22.309 --> 00:00:23.440 'Cause she likes the people 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:24.700 who I don't like, 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:25.706 and if I don't like it, 00:00:25.706 --> 00:00:26.989 it's "take a hike!" 00:00:26.989 --> 00:00:28.197 Which is mother's way 00:00:28.197 --> 00:00:29.446 of reminding me 00:00:29.446 --> 00:00:30.619 when you live off mother, 00:00:30.619 --> 00:00:32.079 you can't be free. 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:34.308 And, I think that mother is very mean, 00:00:34.308 --> 00:00:35.459 and this latest thing, 00:00:35.459 --> 00:00:36.860 with this washing machine, 00:00:36.860 --> 00:00:37.929 the one Jerry brought... 00:00:37.929 --> 00:00:39.270 don't be too surprised 00:00:39.270 --> 00:00:40.488 if a guy moves in, 00:00:40.488 --> 00:00:41.889 and I'm pulverized. 00:00:41.889 --> 00:00:43.001 'Cause I'll be damned 00:00:43.001 --> 00:00:44.499 if I'm gonna waste my time 00:00:44.499 --> 00:00:45.539 washing clothes 00:00:45.539 --> 00:00:47.277 in a [bleep] machine. 00:00:47.277 --> 00:00:50.885 [Piano flourish] 00:00:50.885 --> 00:00:55.880 [Spoken] I feel very strongly about mementos. 00:00:55.880 --> 00:01:00.109 Memorabilia, I guess you call it. 00:01:00.109 --> 00:01:02.748 [Sweetly sings] Around the world 00:01:02.748 --> 00:01:04.510 is what I call 00:01:04.510 --> 00:01:05.659 my wall of 00:01:05.659 --> 00:01:08.769 special things. 00:01:08.769 --> 00:01:10.450 Around the world 00:01:10.450 --> 00:01:12.378 with rose bouquets, 00:01:12.378 --> 00:01:14.547 I dried, and tied 00:01:14.547 --> 00:01:16.319 on strings. 00:01:16.319 --> 00:01:18.279 A silver mask 00:01:18.279 --> 00:01:20.508 from a masquerade. 00:01:20.508 --> 00:01:22.568 Around and round 00:01:22.568 --> 00:01:24.767 I twirl. 00:01:24.767 --> 00:01:26.404 You tack them up 00:01:26.404 --> 00:01:28.527 so you can twirrrrl 00:01:28.527 --> 00:01:32.941 around the worrrrrld. 00:01:32.941 --> 00:01:37.449 [Piano intensifies] 00:01:37.449 --> 00:01:38.692 It's my mother's house 00:01:38.692 --> 00:01:39.989 with my mother's friends 00:01:39.989 --> 00:01:41.098 and with Jerry coming 00:01:41.098 --> 00:01:42.379 it never ends. 00:01:42.379 --> 00:01:43.452 It's the same old story 00:01:43.452 --> 00:01:44.708 as George Gould Strong. 00:01:44.708 --> 00:01:45.879 Not in twenty years 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:47.259 did we get along! 00:01:47.259 --> 00:01:48.399 Though I do feel bad 00:01:48.399 --> 00:01:49.759 about the way he died: 00:01:49.759 --> 00:01:50.979 in a two-bit fleabag, 00:01:50.979 --> 00:01:52.330 a suicide. 00:01:52.330 --> 00:01:53.410 It was mother's money, 00:01:53.410 --> 00:01:54.738 the Bouviers. 00:01:54.738 --> 00:01:55.939 And if mother spends it 00:01:55.939 --> 00:01:57.204 in crazy ways, 00:01:57.204 --> 00:01:58.479 no one else took care of her, 00:01:58.479 --> 00:01:59.658 only me! 00:01:59.658 --> 00:02:00.778 She was taken care of! 00:02:00.778 --> 00:02:02.178 Not sexually. 00:02:02.178 --> 00:02:03.091 And if you infer 00:02:03.091 --> 00:02:04.410 that they were using her, 00:02:04.410 --> 00:02:05.501 I will shove you under 00:02:05.501 --> 00:02:06.887 the [bleep] bed. 00:02:06.887 --> 00:02:09.460 [Piano flourish] 00:02:09.460 --> 00:02:13.430 [Sweetly sings] 00:02:13.430 --> 00:02:15.450 Around the world 00:02:15.450 --> 00:02:17.692 with stones and shells 00:02:17.692 --> 00:02:21.460 the nicest one I lost. 00:02:21.460 --> 00:02:23.461 Around the world 00:02:23.461 --> 00:02:25.308 without a boat, 00:02:25.308 --> 00:02:28.998 or just a quote from Frost. 00:02:28.998 --> 00:02:33.550 "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood," 00:02:33.550 --> 00:02:37.929 A lovely crossing on. 00:02:37.929 --> 00:02:39.488 Around the world, 00:02:39.488 --> 00:02:41.380 the world around 00:02:41.380 --> 00:02:45.369 the attic wall. 00:02:45.369 --> 00:02:47.419 Around the worrrrld 00:02:47.419 --> 00:02:49.138 there isn't room 00:02:49.138 --> 00:02:53.198 for every special thing. 00:02:53.198 --> 00:02:55.209 Around the world, 00:02:55.209 --> 00:02:56.970 you choose a few 00:02:56.970 --> 00:03:00.530 to make the music sing. 00:03:00.530 --> 00:03:02.529 A silver mask 00:03:02.529 --> 00:03:04.499 from a masquerade, 00:03:04.499 --> 00:03:06.694 around and round 00:03:06.694 --> 00:03:08.828 I twirl. 00:03:08.828 --> 00:03:10.445 You tack them up, 00:03:10.445 --> 00:03:12.399 so when you go, 00:03:12.399 --> 00:03:14.499 the world will be 00:03:14.499 --> 00:03:18.338 the one you know. 00:03:18.338 --> 00:03:22.617 A bird cage I plan to hang; 00:03:22.617 --> 00:03:24.723 I'll get to that 00:03:24.723 --> 00:03:27.590 some day. 00:03:27.590 --> 00:03:29.559 A bird cage 00:03:29.559 --> 00:03:31.499 for a bird 00:03:31.499 --> 00:03:35.229 who flew awayyyy. 00:03:35.229 --> 00:03:49.088 Around the world. 00:03:49.088 --> 00:03:53.100 [Sweet piano] 00:03:53.100 --> 99:59:59.999 [Applause]