9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Guess what happened?

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What I felt was in the cards.

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The Marble Faun is moving in.

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He just gave us the washing machine.

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That cements the deal.

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I can't bear it, I'm telling you.

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[Roiling piano]

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[Sings] It's my mother's house

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in my mother's name

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and you can't beat mother

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at mother's game.

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'Cause she likes the people

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who I don't like,

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and if I don't like it,

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it's "take a hike!"

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Which is mother's way

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of reminding me

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when you live off mother,

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you can't be free.

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And, I think that mother[br]is very mean,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and this latest thing,

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with this washing machine,

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the one Jerry brought...

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don't be too surprised

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
if a guy moves in,

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and I'm pulverized.

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'Cause I'll be damned

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if I'm gonna waste my time

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washing clothes

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in a [bleep] machine.

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[Piano flourish]

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[Spoken] I feel very strongly[br]about mementos.

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Memorabilia, I guess you call it.

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[Sweetly sings] Around the world

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
is what I call

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my wall of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
special things.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with rose bouquets,

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I dried, and tied

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on strings.

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A silver mask

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
from a masquerade.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around and round

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I twirl.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You tack them up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so you can twirrrrl

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
around the worrrrrld.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Piano intensifies]

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It's my mother's house

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with my mother's friends

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and with Jerry coming

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it never ends.

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It's the same old story

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as George Gould Strong.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Not in twenty years

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
did we get along!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Though I do feel bad

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
about the way he died:

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in a two-bit fleabag,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a suicide.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It was mother's money,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the Bouviers.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And if mother spends it

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in crazy ways,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
no one else took care of her,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
only me!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
She was taken care of!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Not sexually.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And if you infer

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that they were using her,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I will shove you under

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the [bleep] bed.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Piano flourish]

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Sweetly sings]

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with stones and shells

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the nicest one I lost.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
without a boat,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or just a quote from Frost.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A lovely crossing on.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the world around

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the attic wall.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the worrrrld

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
there isn't room

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
for every special thing.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you choose a few

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to make the music sing.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A silver mask

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
from a masquerade,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
around and round

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I twirl.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You tack them up,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so when you go,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the world will be

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the one you know.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A bird cage I plan to hang;

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'll get to that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
some day.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A bird cage

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
for a bird

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who flew awayyyy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the world.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Sweet piano]

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Applause]