I'm not gonna let this battle
Be dictated by facts
I'm rich
I've got fat stacks and Super PAC'S
We all know what went down
In that 2008 election
You're a decent politician
With a winning Complexion
Your're all Barack and no bite
Been no change
And we're are still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth
But like Guantanamo Bay
There still open
You're from the Windy City
Where you're looking pretty
With your blowhards
But comes January
You'll be left evicted
And with no job
Raw rhymes
Stronger than my jaw line
When I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder
Than front doors
In my old mission days
You see this silver spoon?
This dug Mass outta debt
Took you four years
To drop unemployment
Down below 8 percent
You feel that Barry you're old news
Everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as
Weak as this economy
That you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious businessman
Cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital
On your donkey ass
Restructure your face
They say your father
Was a great man
You must be what's left
Need to stop hating on gays
Let 'em teach you how to dress!
You've got the momma jeans
And a Mr. Fantastic face
So rich and white it's like
I'm running against a cheesecake
Republicans
Need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands
So far up your rear
Call you Mitt
I'm the Head Of State
You're like a head of cabbage
Bout to get smacked
By my stimulus package!
Hahaha...
You're a bad man with no chance
You can't even touch me
I got four more years
(Two terms!)
In the White House just trust me
I hope you saved your best rhymes
For the second half
Cause right now
I'm 47 percent through
Kicking your ass
Whatever!
That 40 percent thing
Got you real mad
What did it remind you
How many decent parents you had?
Look I respect all religions
But it might get crazy
If the White House has a first,
second and a third lady
Ha!
Don't bring up wives man
What are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version
of Patrick Ewing!
Let me be clear
Don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is
After my fist has kissed it
Uhahuhghuaha
You're a stuttering communist!
Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!
You're stupid!
Nuh-uh!
CAWWW!
By the power vested in me
by this giant bald bird
The president shall not be
The shiniest of two turds!
You!
I wanna like you!
Don't talk about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain
Until a bullet went through it!
And you!
Moneybags!
You're a pancake
You're flip-floppity!
It's a country not a company
You can play like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the aisle
And bitch smack you as equals
Of the people!
By the people!
For the people!
Eagle!
CAWWW!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!