WEBVTT 00:00:13.268 --> 00:00:14.470 I'm not gonna let this battle 00:00:14.470 --> 00:00:16.096 Be dictated by facts 00:00:16.096 --> 00:00:17.205 I'm rich 00:00:17.205 --> 00:00:19.629 I've got fat stacks and Super PAC'S 00:00:19.629 --> 00:00:20.843 We all know what went down 00:00:20.843 --> 00:00:22.997 In that 2008 election 00:00:22.997 --> 00:00:24.601 You're a decent politician 00:00:24.601 --> 00:00:26.228 With a winning Complexion 00:00:26.228 --> 00:00:27.717 Your're all Barack and no bite 00:00:27.717 --> 00:00:28.494 Been no change 00:00:28.494 --> 00:00:29.666 And we're are still hoping 00:00:29.666 --> 00:00:30.985 That you'll shut your mouth NOTE Paragraph 00:00:30.985 --> 00:00:31.941 But like Guantanamo Bay 00:00:31.941 --> 00:00:32.780 There still open 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:34.099 You're from the Windy City 00:00:34.099 --> 00:00:35.389 Where you're looking pretty 00:00:35.389 --> 00:00:36.336 With your blowhards 00:00:36.336 --> 00:00:37.295 But comes January 00:00:37.295 --> 00:00:38.783 You'll be left evicted 00:00:38.783 --> 00:00:39.736 And with no job 00:00:39.736 --> 00:00:40.507 Raw rhymes 00:00:40.507 --> 00:00:41.955 Stronger than my jaw line 00:00:41.955 --> 00:00:43.117 When I spit a phrase 00:00:43.117 --> 00:00:43.792 Knocking you harder 00:00:43.792 --> 00:00:44.781 Than front doors 00:00:44.781 --> 00:00:46.387 In my old mission days 00:00:46.387 --> 00:00:47.898 You see this silver spoon? 00:00:47.898 --> 00:00:49.465 This dug Mass outta debt 00:00:49.465 --> 00:00:50.270 Took you four years 00:00:50.270 --> 00:00:51.290 To drop unemployment 00:00:51.290 --> 00:00:52.598 Down below 8 percent 00:00:52.598 --> 00:00:54.663 You feel that Barry you're old news 00:00:54.663 --> 00:00:56.034 Everyone's having doubts 00:00:56.034 --> 00:00:56.869 And your rhymes are as 00:00:56.869 --> 00:00:58.124 Weak as this economy 00:00:58.124 --> 00:00:59.264 That you've done nothing about 00:00:59.264 --> 00:01:01.138 Call me a vicious businessman 00:01:01.138 --> 00:01:02.748 Cause Romney's stealing this race 00:01:02.748 --> 00:01:03.739 I'll go Bain Capital 00:01:03.739 --> 00:01:04.922 On your donkey ass 00:01:04.922 --> 00:01:06.020 Restructure your face 00:01:06.020 --> 00:01:07.173 They say your father 00:01:07.173 --> 00:01:08.234 Was a great man 00:01:08.234 --> 00:01:09.573 You must be what's left 00:01:09.573 --> 00:01:11.253 Need to stop hating on gays 00:01:11.253 --> 00:01:12.615 Let 'em teach you how to dress! 00:01:12.615 --> 00:01:14.514 You've got the momma jeans 00:01:14.514 --> 00:01:16.678 And a Mr. Fantastic face 00:01:16.678 --> 00:01:18.204 So rich and white it's like 00:01:18.204 --> 00:01:20.097 I'm running against a cheesecake 00:01:20.097 --> 00:01:21.169 Republicans 00:01:21.169 --> 00:01:22.854 Need a puppet and you fit 00:01:22.854 --> 00:01:23.720 Got their hands 00:01:23.720 --> 00:01:25.342 So far up your rear 00:01:26.123 --> 00:01:27.725 Call you Mitt 00:01:27.725 --> 00:01:29.559 I'm the Head Of State 00:01:29.559 --> 00:01:31.152 You're like a head of cabbage 00:01:31.152 --> 00:01:32.775 Bout to get smacked 00:01:32.775 --> 00:01:33.029 By my stimulus package! 00:01:33.029 --> 00:01:34.808 Hahaha... 00:01:34.808 --> 00:01:36.286 You're a bad man with no chance 00:01:36.286 --> 00:01:37.354 You can't even touch me 00:01:37.354 --> 00:01:37.962 I got four more years 00:01:37.962 --> 00:01:39.740 (Two terms!) 00:01:39.740 --> 00:01:41.451 In the White House just trust me 00:01:41.451 --> 00:01:42.926 I hope you saved your best rhymes 00:01:42.926 --> 00:01:43.954 For the second half 00:01:43.954 --> 00:01:45.389 Cause right now 00:01:45.389 --> 00:01:46.166 I'm 47 percent through 00:01:46.166 --> 00:01:47.082 Kicking your ass 00:01:47.082 --> 00:01:48.416 Whatever! 00:01:48.416 --> 00:01:49.746 That 40 percent thing 00:01:49.746 --> 00:01:50.552 Got you real mad 00:01:50.552 --> 00:01:53.041 What did it remind you 00:01:53.041 --> 00:01:55.230 How many decent parents you had? 00:01:55.230 --> 00:01:56.348 Look I respect all religions 00:01:56.348 --> 00:01:58.138 But it might get crazy 00:01:58.138 --> 00:01:59.467 If the White House has a first, 00:01:59.467 --> 00:01:59.934 second and a third lady 00:01:59.934 --> 00:02:01.694 Ha! 00:02:01.694 --> 00:02:02.889 Don't bring up wives man 00:02:02.889 --> 00:02:04.970 What are you doing? 00:02:04.970 --> 00:02:06.329 You got hitched to the female version 00:02:06.329 --> 00:02:08.738 of Patrick Ewing! 00:02:08.738 --> 00:02:09.947 Let me be clear 00:02:09.947 --> 00:02:11.606 Don't get it twisted 00:02:11.606 --> 00:02:13.144 We'll see how pretty your face is 00:02:13.144 --> 00:02:14.621 After my fist has kissed it 00:02:14.621 --> 00:02:15.943 Uhahuhghuaha 00:02:15.943 --> 00:02:17.076 You're a stuttering communist! 00:02:17.076 --> 00:02:17.681 Oh yeah? Well you're stupid! 00:02:17.681 --> 00:02:18.333 You're stupid! 00:02:19.162 --> 00:02:19.628 Nuh-uh! 00:02:19.628 --> 00:02:21.317 CAWWW! 00:02:21.317 --> 00:02:22.763 By the power vested in me 00:02:22.763 --> 00:02:24.409 by this giant bald bird 00:02:24.409 --> 00:02:26.583 The president shall not be 00:02:26.583 --> 00:02:27.180 The shiniest of two turds! 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:28.011 You! 00:02:28.011 --> 00:02:29.724 I wanna like you! 00:02:29.724 --> 00:02:30.961 Don't talk about change just do it! 00:02:30.961 --> 00:02:33.060 I fought for what was on my brain 00:02:33.060 --> 00:02:34.055 Until a bullet went through it! 00:02:34.055 --> 00:02:34.686 And you! 00:02:34.686 --> 00:02:35.442 Moneybags! 00:02:35.442 --> 00:02:36.474 You're a pancake 00:02:36.474 --> 00:02:38.048 You're flip-floppity! 00:02:38.048 --> 00:02:39.737 It's a country not a company 00:02:39.737 --> 00:02:41.473 You can play like Monopoly! 00:02:41.473 --> 00:02:43.276 I'll properly reach across the aisle 00:02:43.276 --> 00:02:44.116 And bitch smack you as equals 00:02:44.116 --> 00:02:44.840 Of the people! 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:45.702 By the people! 00:02:45.702 --> 00:02:46.716 For the people! 00:02:46.716 --> 00:02:47.567 Eagle! 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.399 CAWWW! 00:02:50.399 --> 00:02:51.870 Who won? 00:02:51.870 --> 00:02:53.341 Who's next? 00:02:53.341 --> 00:02:54.813 You decide!