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Guess who?

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[Woody's laugh]

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All Hams On Deck

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Oh, boy. I'm bored to death.

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Guess I'll go to bed.

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Flash! We bring you a news bulletin.

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The sailorship Sea Witch has been pirated of 5 millions pounds of gold.

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It is reported that this act of piracy

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was commited by the terrible terror

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of the high seas

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Captain Blah.

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Captain Blah!

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Oh, phoey!

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Probabilly advertisement of some movie.

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You can't believe everything you hear anymore.

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Pirates! Gold!

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Nonsense.

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[Snoring]

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Hold it!

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Hold it, knuclehead!

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What's the big ideia.

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Diging up my property.

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Who the wreck do you think you are?

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Capitain Blah, that's who!

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Capitain Blah!

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Oh yeah, well ...

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Ahh!!

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Oh gee! Capitain Blah, here in my yard.

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Fifteen men on a Dead Man Chest.

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Yohoho!

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Yohoho! And a bottle of rum.

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Fifteen men on a Dead Man chest.

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Hehe. Noone won't ever know where I hid the gold.

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I know!

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Yeah! But I know something too!

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Dead woodpeckers carry no tales.

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Open up your blasted little swab!

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Hello operator. Give me the FBI.

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I got an importtant message for the chief.

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I'll probably get a big reward for this.

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Hurry it up operator! Give me the FBI.

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This phone is in use, mister

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You have to wait!

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Here's your party! Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Oh! Hello chief.

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Boy! Have I got news for you.

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You know that pirate, capitain Blah.

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Well, he buried the stolen gold

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right here in my yard. And I ...

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How I get off of here!

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This way! This way!

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[Parrot whistling]

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He's up there! He's up there!

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He's down there! He's down there!

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He's in there! He's in there!

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He's up there! He's up there!

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He's down ...

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I know! I know!!

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[Cannon firing]

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What happened?!

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This ship isn't big enough for the two of us.

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Have you ever been hanged

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from a yard arm, woodpecker?

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No! I don't think so.

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Well ya going to up!

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Have you got any last words?

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This will go down in history as

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the blackest day of this century.

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Haha! That's a laugh!

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Hey, hold it!

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I'm entitled to one call.

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I wanna call my uncle.

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Your uncle?!

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Well, allright.

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Uncle Sam! Help!

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Oh no!

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Down there! Down there!

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Oh! Shut up!

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[Woody's laugh]