Guess who?
[Woody's laugh]
All Hams On Deck
Oh, boy. I'm bored to death.
Guess I'll go to bed.
Flash! We bring you a news bulletin.
The sailorship Sea Witch has been pirated of 5 millions pounds of gold.
It is reported that this act of piracy
was commited by the terrible terror
of the high seas
Captain Blah.
Captain Blah!
Oh, phoey!
Probabilly advertisement of some movie.
You can't believe everything you hear anymore.
Pirates! Gold!
Nonsense.
[Snoring]
Hold it!
Hold it, knuclehead!
What's the big ideia.
Diging up my property.
Who the wreck do you think you are?
Capitain Blah, that's who!
Capitain Blah!
Oh yeah, well ...
Ahh!!
Oh gee! Capitain Blah, here in my yard.
Fifteen men on a Dead Man Chest.
Yohoho!
Yohoho! And a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a Dead Man chest.
Hehe. Noone won't ever know where I hid the gold.
I know!
Yeah! But I know something too!
Dead woodpeckers carry no tales.
Open up your blasted little swab!
Hello operator. Give me the FBI.
I got an importtant message for the chief.
I'll probably get a big reward for this.
Hurry it up operator! Give me the FBI.
This phone is in use, mister
You have to wait!
Here's your party! Sorry to keep you waiting.
Oh! Hello chief.
Boy! Have I got news for you.
You know that pirate, capitain Blah.
Well, he buried the stolen gold
right here in my yard. And I ...
How I get off of here!
This way! This way!
[Parrot whistling]
He's up there! He's up there!
He's down there! He's down there!
He's in there! He's in there!
He's up there! He's up there!
He's down ...
I know! I know!!
[Cannon firing]
What happened?!
This ship isn't big enough for the two of us.
Have you ever been hanged
from a yard arm, woodpecker?
No! I don't think so.
Well ya going to up!
Have you got any last words?
This will go down in history as
the blackest day of this century.
Haha! That's a laugh!
Hey, hold it!
I'm entitled to one call.
I wanna call my uncle.
Your uncle?!
Well, allright.
Uncle Sam! Help!
Oh no!
Down there! Down there!
Oh! Shut up!
[Woody's laugh]