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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(film reel clicking)\N♪ (light orchestral music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.56,0:00:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ At the end of the rainbow,\Nthere's happiness ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.14,0:00:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And to find it,\Nhow often I've tried ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.82,0:00:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But my life is a race,\Njust a wild goose chase ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.100,0:00:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And my dreams\Nhave all been denied ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.52,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Why have I always\Nbeen a failure? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ What can the reason be? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.06,0:00:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I wonder if the\Nworld's to blame ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.59,0:00:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I wonder if it could be me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.96,0:01:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm always chasing rainbows ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.83,0:01:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Watching clouds drifting by ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.21,0:01:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ My schemes are just\Nlike all my dreams ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.28,0:01:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Ending in the sky ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.21,0:01:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fireworks pop)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.44,0:01:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Some fellows looking\Nfind the sunshine ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.90,0:01:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I always look\Nand find the rain ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.27,0:01:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Some fellows make\Na winning sometime ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.19,0:01:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I never even make\Nthe game, believe me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm always chasing rainbows ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.71,0:02:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Waiting to find\Na little bluebird ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ In vain ♪\N(clock tower tolling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.61,0:02:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (somber musical sting) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.44,0:02:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (demonic music) ♪\N(creature screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.94,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud!)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(moans) Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.18,0:02:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. I'm alive! I'm alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.18,0:02:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(splat)\N(car honks, tires squeal)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.41,0:02:33.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Heh. Thanks for\Nthe fun time, hot stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.94,0:02:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, yeah, listen.\NKeep this discreet, you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.78,0:02:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't let it get out\NI'm offering my services
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.78,0:02:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to randos on the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.75,0:02:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a quick\Ncash grab, you got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.11,0:02:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sputters) Whatever\Nyou say, slut. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.27,0:02:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sarcastic) Ouch, ooh, such an insult.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.44,0:02:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me know when you\Ncome up with something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.65,0:02:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creative to call me, you sack\Nof poorly packaged horseshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.73,0:02:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell the missus I said hi...\N(smooch) shnookum.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.58,0:02:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Back up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.44,0:03:00.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mutters as car screeches\Naway and crashes)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.45,0:03:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.72,0:03:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(machine clatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.04,0:03:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(distant boom)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.17,0:03:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yoink!\N- Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.44,0:03:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Up yours, drag show!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.74,0:03:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.79,0:03:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gasps) Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.08,0:03:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My drugs! Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.76,0:03:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lasers firing and explosions)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.24,0:03:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughing maniacally)\N(egg creatures giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.47,0:03:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those other cowardly sinners
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.32,0:03:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dare not hinder\Nmy territorial takeover!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.24,0:03:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A wise decision. The power\Nof my machines are unmatched!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.70,0:03:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No other demon can\Ncompare to the likes of I!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.57,0:03:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gee, that was\Npretty swell, boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.84,0:03:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.10,0:03:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You really showed\Nthem what for.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.50,0:03:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I liked it when you shot them\Nwith your ray gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.87,0:03:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wish he'd shoot me\Nwith his ray gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.43,0:03:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At this rate, I will seize\Ncontrol of the entire west side
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.27,0:03:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the pentagram by day's end.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.43,0:04:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And nothing, not a single beast\Nin this inferno of suffering,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.67,0:04:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will be able to take\Nback this empire
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.72,0:04:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from my constrictive grasp!\N(party favors toot) (eggs cheer)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.06,0:04:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, boy!\N- Hell will be mine,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.64,0:04:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everybody will know\Nthe name of Sir--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.46,0:04:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) Edgelord!\N- Pardon? Who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.08,0:04:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you just say to me,\Nyou fried chicken fetuses?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.03,0:04:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speak up!\N- That wasn't us, Mr. Boss Man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.71,0:04:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(object whistling and hissing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.48,0:04:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass breaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.86,0:04:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fuse sizzling)\N(thunk, thunk, thunk)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.41,0:04:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(boom!)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.33,0:04:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (hacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.32,0:04:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You looking for\Na fight, old man?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.52,0:04:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you get that\Ntinker toy bullshit off my turf
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.12,0:04:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I smash it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.90,0:04:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crash)\N...More.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.50,0:04:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, you want to go, Missy?\NWell, I'm happy to oblige!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.70,0:04:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH HA HA!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.69,0:05:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (news theme) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.87,0:05:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good afternoon.\NI'm Katie Killjoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.75,0:05:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I'm Tom Trench.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.12,0:05:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaos out of\NPentagram City today
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.74,0:05:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a turf war is raging\Non the west side
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.74,0:05:09.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between notable\Nkingpin Sir Pentious
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.67,0:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and self-proclaimed spunky\Npowerhouse Cherry Bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.00,0:05:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's right, Tom.\NAfter the recent extermination,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.60,0:05:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many areas are now up for grabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.97,0:05:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(background fighting)\NDemons all over Hell\Nare already duking it out
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.55,0:05:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to gain new territory.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.25,0:05:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Tom) Those two seem\Nto really be going at it, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.08,0:05:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Looks like they're fighting\Ntooth and nail for that hot spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.84,0:05:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I'd sure like to nail\Nher hot spot. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.64,0:05:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hehe, you are\Na limpdick jackass, Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.90,0:05:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or should I say... no dick?\N- Not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.70,0:05:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coming up next up next,\Nwe have an exclusive interview
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.98,0:05:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the daughter of\NHell's own head honcho,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.85,0:05:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's here to discuss\Nher brand-new passion project.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.46,0:05:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that and more\Nafter the break.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.72,0:05:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck it up, you little bi--\N(test tone)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.24,0:05:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sighs) Okay. You\Nremember what to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.46,0:05:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (takes deep breath)\NYes. Let's do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.49,0:05:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just look at me,\Nand I'll mouth it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.75,0:06:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (annoyed) Come on,\NVaggie, I know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.71,0:06:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel like we need\Nto, I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.10,0:06:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make things sound more\Nexciting? (gasps) Ohhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.40,0:06:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I si--\N- Sing a song about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.05,0:06:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You knew I was gonna say that.\N- Because I know you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.68,0:06:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But please don't sing.\NThis is serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.54,0:06:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, you know, I'm better\Nat expressing myself
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.76,0:06:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my goals through song!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.52,0:06:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But life isn't a musical, hun.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.70,0:06:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fine, but I have these\Nother ideas of what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.12,0:06:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(eagerly) The highlighted\Nbits are the best parts!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.97,0:06:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, it's all highlighted.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.19,0:06:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this a drawing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.32,0:06:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes! That's the happy\Nending. See?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.60,0:06:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone's smiling\Nand happy in Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.69,0:06:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't think\Nit's that simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.19,0:06:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just PLEASE follow the talking\Npoints we went over.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.50,0:06:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(emphasizing) And do not sing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.56,0:06:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (annoyed) Okay, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.11,0:06:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(terrible British accent)\NI'll just have to resort
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.82,0:06:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my impeccable improv skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.25,0:06:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. I'm Charlie.\N- (low growl)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.68,0:07:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katie Killjoy.\N(blows)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.56,0:07:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd say it's a pleasure to meet\Nyou, but that would be a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.33,0:07:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can put that away.\NI don't touch the gays.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.44,0:07:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have standards.\N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.82,0:07:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's, uh-- how's that\Nworking out for ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.55,0:07:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look, my time is money,\Nso I'll keep this short.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.90,0:07:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not here because\Nwe wanted you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.36,0:07:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're here because\NJeffrey couldn't make it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.29,0:07:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for his cannibal\Ncooking segment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.32,0:07:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(oven bell dings)\NYou might be some
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.59,0:07:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,royal big shot, but that\Ndoesn't mean shit to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.02,0:07:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm too rich and too influential\Nto give a flying fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.90,0:07:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about what some tux-wearing\Ndemon "princess"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.60,0:07:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wants to advertise.\N- But I--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.79,0:07:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So don't get cute\Nwith me, honey,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.21,0:07:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I will fucking bury you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.11,0:07:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (director) And we're live!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.28,0:07:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Welcome back! \N(cracking)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.36,0:07:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Charlotte.\N- It's Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.69,0:07:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatever. Tell us about this\Nnew passion project you've been
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.82,0:07:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,insistently pestering\Nour news station about.\N(knife shing!)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.46,0:07:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well... (clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.37,0:07:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) As most of you know,\NI was born here in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.23,0:07:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And growing up, I always\Ntried to see the good
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.82,0:08:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in everything around me.\N(slug shrieks)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.12,0:08:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell is my home and--\N(splat!)\N--you are my people.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.28,0:08:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We-- we just went through\Nanother extermination.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.85,0:08:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We lost so many souls,\Nand it breaks my heart
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.35,0:08:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see my people being\Nslaughtered every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.62,0:08:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one is even given a chance.\NI can't stand idly by
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.76,0:08:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while the place I live is\Nsubjected to such violence.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.29,0:08:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... I've been thinking.\NIsn't there a more humane way
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.06,0:08:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to hinder overpopulation\Nhere in Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.87,0:08:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps we can create an\Nalternative way to change souls
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.12,0:08:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through... redemption?\NWell, I think yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.33,0:08:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's what this project\Naims to achieve.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.06,0:08:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, I'm\Nopening the first of its kind,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.83,0:08:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a hotel that\Nrehabilitates sinners!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.88,0:08:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.79,0:08:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(creak)\N(nervously) You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.86,0:08:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause hotels are for people\Npassing through temporarily.\N- (murmuring)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.22,0:09:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chuckles)\NIs this girl for real?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.79,0:09:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She thinks-- you hear\Nwhat she thinks?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.90,0:09:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She-- ha ha! Oh, she's nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.16,0:09:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Charlie) I figure it\Nwould serve a purpose,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.78,0:09:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a place to work\Ntowards redemption.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.35,0:09:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sheepishly) Yay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.06,0:09:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(footsteps)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.59,0:09:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(radio feedback)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.59,0:09:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stupid bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.21,0:09:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(pow!)\N(crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.35,0:09:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look, every single one of you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.08,0:09:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has something good\Ndeep down inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.60,0:09:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.64,0:09:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'm not\Ngetting through to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.06,0:09:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.85,0:09:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fingers snap)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ I have a dream\NI'm here to tell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.74,0:09:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ About a wonderful,\Nfantastic new hotel ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.18,0:09:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yes, it's one of a kind,\Nright here in Hell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.68,0:09:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Catering to\Na specific clientele ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.68,0:09:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chorus) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.52,0:09:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ Inside of every demon\Nis a rainbow ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.78,0:09:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Inside every sinner\Nis a shiny smile ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.38,0:10:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Inside of every creepy,\Nhatchet-wielding maniac ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.11,0:10:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Is a jolly, happy,\Ncupcake-loving child ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.95,0:10:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ We can turn them 'round ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.36,0:10:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They'll be Heaven-bound ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.73,0:10:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ With just a little time down ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.52,0:10:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ At the Happy Hotel ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.19,0:10:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ So all you junkies,\Nfreaks, and weirdos ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.39,0:10:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Creepers, fuck-ups,\Ncrooks, and zeros ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.89,0:10:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And downfallen superheroes ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.15,0:10:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Hope is here ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.39,0:10:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ All of you cretins,\Nslobs, and losers ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.72,0:10:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Sexual deviants and boozers ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.09,0:10:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And prescription drug abusers ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.39,0:10:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Need not fear ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.72,0:10:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Forever again ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.10,0:10:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ We'll cure your sin ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.30,0:10:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ We'll make you well ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.65,0:10:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You'll feel so swell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.08,0:10:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Right here in Hell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.72,0:10:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ At the Happy Hotel ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.41,0:10:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ There'll be no more fire\Nand no more screams ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.90,0:10:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Just puppy dog kisses\Nand cotton candy dreams ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.49,0:10:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And puffy-wuffy clouds ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.09,0:10:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're gonna be like, "Wow!" ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.92,0:10:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Once you check in with meeee ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.42,0:10:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ So all your cartoon\Nporn addictions ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.92,0:10:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Vegan rants,\Npsychic predictions ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.15,0:10:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Ancient Roman crucifixions ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.25,0:10:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ End right here ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.29,0:10:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ All you monsters,\Nthieves, and crazies ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.75,0:10:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Cannibals and crying babies ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.04,0:11:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Frothing mouthers\Nfull of rabies ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.42,0:11:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Fill with cheer ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.48,0:11:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You'll be complete ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.69,0:11:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ It'll be so neat ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.92,0:11:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Our service can't be beat ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.98,0:11:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You'll be on Easy Street ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.36,0:11:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yes! Life will be sweet ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.11,0:11:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ At the Happy Hotel! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.59,0:11:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (holding note) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.43,0:11:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.67,0:11:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence) (Charlie panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.24,0:11:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.99,0:11:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.56,0:11:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(demons laughing uproariously)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.99,0:11:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Boo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.56,0:11:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What in the nine circles
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.79,0:11:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes you think\Na single denizen of Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.37,0:11:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would give two shits about\Nbecoming a better person?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.39,0:11:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no proof that this\Nlittle experiment even works.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.20,0:11:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want people to be\Ngood, just because?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.82,0:11:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter continues)\N- Well, we have a patron already
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.45,0:11:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who believes in our cause, and\Nhe's shown incredible progress.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.96,0:11:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh? And who might that be?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.92,0:11:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, just someone\Nnamed Angel Dust.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.63,0:12:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The porn star?\N- You fucking would, Tom. \N(nails screech)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.17,0:12:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In any case, that's not\Neven an accomplishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.52,0:12:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure you can get\Nthat hooker to do anything
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.90,0:12:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with enough\Nbooger sugar and lube.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.63,0:12:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I beg to differ.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.52,0:12:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been behaved, clean,\Nand out of trouble
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.36,0:12:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for two weeks now.\N- (man) Breaking news.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.11,0:12:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (news theme) ♪\N- We are receiving word
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.59,0:12:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that a new player has\Nentered the ongoing turf war.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.49,0:12:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go to the live feed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.35,0:12:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rioting sounds,\NAngel Dust cackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.69,0:12:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, shit.\N- "Oh, shit," indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.79,0:12:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like the one\Nwho just joined the battle
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.62,0:12:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is none other than (gasps)\Nporn actor Angel Dust.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.89,0:12:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a juicy coincidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.66,0:12:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must feel really\Nstupid right now.\N- (wolf whistle)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.32,0:12:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (both chuckling) Ratings!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.88,0:12:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (frantically)\NDon't look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.88,0:12:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, it sure looks\Nlike your little project
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.06,0:12:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is dead on arrival.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.73,0:12:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell us, how does it feel\Nto be such a total failure?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.36,0:12:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)\N- Yeah, well, how does it feel
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.81,0:13:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I got your pen, huh? \N...Bitch?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.63,0:13:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dramatic chord) ♪\NHeh-heh. Oops.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.99,0:13:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Tom scampers away)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.49,0:13:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shing!)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.35,0:13:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (roars)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.49,0:13:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(poof!)\N- Hey,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.34,0:13:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks for the backup, Angie.\N- (laughs) You kiddin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.06,0:13:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the best action\NI've seen in ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.76,0:13:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where you been anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.18,0:13:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you up\Nand died or some shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.23,0:13:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I wish. I've been\Nstaying at this crappy hotel
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.24,0:13:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the other side of town.\N(whistle of bomb falling)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.89,0:13:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some broads are letting me\Nstay rent-free if I play nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.21,0:13:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(poof!)\N(sighs) You know, no fights,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.55,0:13:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no pranks, no "problematic\Nlanguage." Her words, not mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.42,0:13:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These crazy bitches are no fun!\NI've been clean for two weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.93,0:13:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Holy shit.\N- Well, sorta clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.86,0:13:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just clean as you can get\Nwhile doing a shitload
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.38,0:13:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Bolivian marching powder.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.12,0:13:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(yelps)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.24,0:13:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chains rattle)\NOh, harder, Daddy~
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.38,0:13:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gasps) Son?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.86,0:13:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(train horn sounds, loud wallop)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.08,0:13:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(enraged snarl)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.14,0:13:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You whores have no class.\NIn war, the side remembered
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.92,0:14:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the side with\Nthe most... style.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.91,0:14:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Or the side that ain't dead.\N- Speaking of style,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.87,0:14:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is your hat, like,\Nalive or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.18,0:14:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, well, that's none of your\Ngoddamn business. Now, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.20,0:14:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chuckles) Would that make your hat\Nthe top and you the bottom?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.12,0:14:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh!\N(distant air horn blares)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.21,0:14:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bonk!)\N- I'm going to blow you to bits.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.62,0:14:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm, kinky.\N- Oh, not like that, pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.94,0:14:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(egg scrambling)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.68,0:14:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shove)\N- (Cherry Bomb) Oof!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.19,0:14:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so cocky now, are we?\N- You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.55,0:14:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you really gotta watch\Nwhat comes out of your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.91,0:14:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been making these sex jokes\Nthe whole... TIME!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.80,0:14:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's obvious\Nyou ain't catchin' on.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.28,0:14:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it's just sad!\N(gunfire)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.21,0:14:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, think you're gonna get\Nin a lot of trouble for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.83,0:14:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ehh, what's one little\Nbrawl gonna cause?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.21,0:14:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panicking and rioting)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.02,0:14:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Tom) Why won't anyone help me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.48,0:14:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Cherry Bomb) Glad you haven't changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.48,0:14:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're my\Nfavorite guy to party with.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.26,0:14:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know it, sugar tits.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.88,0:15:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You ready to finish this?\N- Born ready, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.44,0:15:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(collective screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.25,0:15:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(engine rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.88,0:15:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(window whirring up and down)\N- (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.70,0:15:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whirring continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.91,0:15:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whirring stops)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.23,0:15:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- "What"? "What"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.03,0:15:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.70,0:15:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sighs) I owed my\Ngirl buddy a solid.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.76,0:15:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that a\N"redeeming quality,"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.61,0:15:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,helping friends with stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.29,0:15:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not with turf wars that\Nresult in territorial genocide!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.89,0:15:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ehh, you win some, you lose\Na few hundred. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.99,0:15:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't that bad anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.28,0:15:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fwip, thunk!)\N(crackle)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.17,0:15:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (low growl)\N- Oh, come on! I had to!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.04,0:15:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My credibility was\Non the line. (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.71,0:15:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what kind of\Nreputation would I have
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.22,0:15:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if people found out\NI was trying to go clean?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.25,0:15:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just throws out\Nmy entire persona.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.78,0:16:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Your credibility?\NWhat about the hotel's?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.28,0:16:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your little stunt made us\Nlook like a fucking joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.33,0:16:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughing) No, no, no, babe.\NJokes are funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.49,0:16:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made you look, uh,\Nsad and pathetic...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.11,0:16:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like an orphan with\Nno arms... or legs...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.100,0:16:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh... Oh! With progeria.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.61,0:16:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, now I'm bummed\Nthinking about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.73,0:16:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This thing have any liquor?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.12,0:16:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can you please just try\Nto take this seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.32,0:16:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fine, I'll try. Just don't get\Nyour taco in a twist, baby. (snap, ding!)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.91,0:16:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was that you trying\Nto be sexist or racist?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.51,0:16:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatever pisses you off more.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.08,0:16:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there seriously\Nno liquor in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.21,0:16:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna kill him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.82,0:16:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Too late, toots. Wait, would\Nthat make me double-dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.43,0:16:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh. Where exactly do I go,\Nto Double Hell? (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.76,0:16:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, you're stuck with me,\Nbitch. Get used to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.06,0:16:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (muttering) Come\Nmierda, malparido.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.12,0:16:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Listen, who cares\Nif some jagoffs got hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.05,0:16:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most of them are ugly\Nfreaks. Look around.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.58,0:16:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a bunch of fuckin'\Nharlequin babies down here. (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.68,0:17:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're one to talk.\N- Hey! This body is flawless.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.09,0:17:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone wants some of me,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.62,0:17:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I got the creepy\Nfan letters to prove it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.02,0:17:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (saxophone note) ♪\N- (growls)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.05,0:17:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was really uncool,\Nyou know, Angel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.18,0:17:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Uncool"?\NAfter that train wreck,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.02,0:17:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is no way anyone is gonna\Nwant to stay at the hotel,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.40,0:17:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all thanks to you\Nand your selfish bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.88,0:17:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Does that mean I don't\Nhave a free room anymore?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.82,0:17:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(creaky rattle)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.52,0:17:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, well, shucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.31,0:17:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, come on. We don't\Nknow if things are over yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.46,0:17:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to relax, Vaggie.\NIt'll be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.61,0:17:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (soft piano music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.05,0:17:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(doors bang loudly)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.24,0:17:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(footsteps and creaking echo)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.97,0:17:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.62,0:17:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dripping)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.07,0:17:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's probably\Na good idea to get
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.78,0:18:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some actual food in\Nthis place. You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.84,0:18:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to feed all the wayward souls\Nyou got in here. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.19,0:18:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckling dies down)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.46,0:18:07.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehh...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.48,0:18:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Angel Dust walks away)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.44,0:18:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(demon grunts)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.84,0:18:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(series of tones)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.13,0:18:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.13,0:18:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Mom. Um, I know I keep\Ncalling, and you must be busy...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.13,0:18:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really busy... Uh, but, um,\Nthe interview didn't go well.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.73,0:18:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... I don't know if I'm\Ngoing to make a difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.56,0:18:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I'm doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.08,0:18:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could really use\Nsome advice, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.62,0:18:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... I think Dad\Nwas right about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.26,0:18:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh-heh, oof, ehh, anyway, I'll stop\Ntalking before this gets long.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.19,0:18:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love you. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.38,0:19:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(taps screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.33,0:19:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door shuts)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.28,0:19:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(echoing knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.85,0:19:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ominous music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.35,0:19:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(eerie strings)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.73,0:19:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(light static warble)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.69,0:19:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (tinny voice) Hel...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.23,0:19:24.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...lo.\N- Hey, Vaggie?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.09,0:19:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (annoyed) What?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.00,0:19:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The Radio Demon\Nis at the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.27,0:19:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?!\N- Uh, who?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.97,0:19:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What should I do?\N- (scoff) Well, don't let him in.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.15,0:19:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (eerie music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.38,0:19:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- May I speak now?\N- You may.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.04,0:19:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alastor! Pleasure to be\Nmeeting you, sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.09,0:19:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite a pleasure!\NExcuse my sudden visit,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.18,0:19:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I saw your fiasco\Non a picture show,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.27,0:19:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I just couldn't resist.\NWhat a performance!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.26,0:19:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, I haven't been\Nthat entertained
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.74,0:19:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since the stock market\Ncrash of 1929.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.20,0:19:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs with studio audience)\NSo many orphans.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.07,0:19:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop right there,\Ncabrón hijo de perra.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.25,0:20:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know your game, and I'm not\Ngonna let you hurt anyone here,\N- (static warble)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.76,0:20:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you pompous, cheesy,\Ntalk show shit lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.30,0:20:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dear, if I wanted\Nto hurt anyone here,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.20,0:20:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would have done so already.\N(heavily distorted static)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.86,0:20:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.01,0:20:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, I'm here because\NI want to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.20,0:20:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Say what now?\N- Help. Heh-heh-heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.66,0:20:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? Is this thing on?\NTesting, testing.\N(tap, tap)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.27,0:20:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (another voice) Well,\NI heard you loud and clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.12,0:20:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Um, you want to help with...?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.96,0:20:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This ridiculous thing\Nyou're trying to do, this hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.34,0:20:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to help you run it.\N- But... why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.65,0:20:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha-ha-ha. Why does\Nanyone do anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.96,0:20:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheer, absolute boredom! I've\Nlacked inspiration for decades.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.52,0:20:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My work became mundane,\Nlacking focus, aimless.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.16,0:20:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've come to crave a new form\Nof entertainment. Ha-ha-ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.49,0:20:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Does getting into\Na fistfight with a reporter
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.22,0:20:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,count as entertainment?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.93,0:21:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha-ha-ha! It's the\Npurest kind, my dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.65,0:21:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reality! True passion!\NAfter all, the world is a stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.37,0:21:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the stage is a world\Nof entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.83,0:21:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So does this mean\Nthat you think it's possible
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.43,0:21:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to rehabilitate a demon?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.18,0:21:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughs with studio audience) \NOf course not.\NThat's wacky nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.11,0:21:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Redemption, oh,\Nthe nonexistent humanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.15,0:21:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no. I don't\Nthink there's anything left
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.84,0:21:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that could save such\Nloathsome sinners.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.64,0:21:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The chance given was\Nthe life they lived before.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.09,0:21:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The punishment is this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.01,0:21:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no undoing\Nwhat is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.62,0:21:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So then why do\Nyou want to help me
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.25,0:21:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you don't believe\Nin my cause?\N(audio feedback)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.11,0:21:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Consider it an investment
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.65,0:21:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in ongoing\Nentertainment for myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.03,0:21:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (swing music) ♪ \NI want to watch the scum\Nof the world struggle
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.41,0:21:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music stops)\Nto climb up the\Nhill of betterment,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.48,0:21:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only to repeatedly trip\Nand tumble
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.18,0:21:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down to the fiery pit of failure.\N(demonic growls and screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.05,0:21:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Riiight.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.19,0:21:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, indeedy. I see big\Nthings coming your way,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.90,0:22:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and who better\Nto help you than I?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.04,0:22:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, so, uh, what's the deal\Nwith smiles over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.69,0:22:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, you've never\Nheard of him before?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.62,0:22:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been here longer than me.\N(shoulders creak)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.13,0:22:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Radio Demon,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.12,0:22:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of the most powerful\Nbeings Hell has ever seen?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.83,0:22:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ehh, not big on politics.\N- Ughh.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.94,0:22:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (eerie music) ♪ \NDecades ago, Alastor manifested\Nin Hell, seemingly overnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.49,0:22:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He began to topple overlords who\Nhad been dominant for centuries.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.10,0:22:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That kind of raw power\Nhad never been harnessed\N(static warbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.96,0:22:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by a mortal soul before.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.48,0:22:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then he broadcast his carnage\Nall throughout Hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.96,0:22:35.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just so everyone could\Nwitness his ability.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.55,0:22:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sinners started calling\Nhim the Radio Demon...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.63,0:22:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as lazy as that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.38,0:22:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ominous music swells) ♪ \NMany have speculated what\Nunimaginable force
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.72,0:22:49.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enabled him to rival our world's most\Nancient and destructive evils.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.27,0:22:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one thing's for sure,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.14,0:22:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's an unpredictable\Nsource of danger,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.87,0:22:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a wicked spirit of mystery,\Nand a violent monster of chaos
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.17,0:23:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the likes of which we can't\Nrisk getting involved with
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.32,0:23:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless we want to end up erased.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.92,0:23:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music cuts) \N- Ya done? (laughs) He looks\Nlike a strawberry pimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.92,0:23:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I don't trust him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.13,0:23:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To be fair, do you trust\Nany man? Any men?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.42,0:23:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles) Men?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.16,0:23:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Charlie, listen to me.\NYou can't believe this creep.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.13,0:23:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He isn't just a happy face.\N- (Alastor hums)\N- He's a deal maker, pure evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.40,0:23:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He can't be redeemed and is\Nmost likely looking for a way
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.77,0:23:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to destroy everything\Nwe're trying to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.16,0:23:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I... we don't know that.\NLook, I know he's bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.23,0:23:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know he probably\Ndoesn't want to change.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.30,0:23:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the whole point of this\Nis to give people a chance,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.52,0:23:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(radio distortion)\N- (Charlie) to have faith things will be better.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.07,0:23:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I turn\Nsomeone away? I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.45,0:23:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes against\Neverything I'm trying to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.70,0:23:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything I believe in.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.09,0:23:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just trust me.\NI can take care of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.12,0:23:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Charlie, whatever you do,\Ndo not make a deal with him.\N- (radio feedback swells)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.23,0:24:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't worry. I've picked up\None thing from my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.78,0:24:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep voice) "You don't\Ntake shit from other demons."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.96,0:24:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. So Al,\Nyou're sketchy as fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.15,0:24:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you clearly see what\NI'm trying to do here as a joke.\N(whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.08,0:24:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.55,0:24:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think everyone\Ndeserves a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.96,0:24:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to prove they can be better, so\NI'm taking your offer to help...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.58,0:24:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the condition\Nthat there be no
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.58,0:24:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trickster voodoo\Nstrings attached.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.91,0:24:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So it's a deal then?\N♪ (magical music) ♪\N(whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.81,0:24:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loud, resonating warbling)\N- Agh!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.31,0:24:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nope. No shaking.\NNo deals. I... hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.26,0:24:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As Princess of Hell\Nand heir to the throne,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.59,0:24:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, uh, hereby order that\Nyou help with this hotel
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.63,0:24:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for as long as you desire.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.25,0:24:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(distant howl)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.97,0:24:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sound fair?\N- Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.90,0:24:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fair enough.\N- Cool beans.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.24,0:24:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (hums) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.64,0:25:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smile, my dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.75,0:25:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're never\Nfully dressed without one.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.45,0:25:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (humming) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.33,0:25:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So where is your hotel staff?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.13,0:25:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh... well... \N(creaking head turn)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.20,0:25:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles) Oh, you're going\Nto need more than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.00,0:25:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what can you do,\Nmy effeminate fellow?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.06,0:25:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can suck your dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.96,0:25:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.71,0:25:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha! No.\N- Your loss. (zip)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.40,0:25:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, this just won't do.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.04,0:25:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I suppose I cash in a few\Nfavors to liven things up.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.16,0:25:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snap) (whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.37,0:25:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (whimsical musical sting) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.93,0:25:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fire crackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.94,0:25:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(smoke hiss)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.04,0:25:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeaking )
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.35,0:25:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squee!) (poof!)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.74,0:25:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This little darling is Niffty.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.34,0:25:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi, I'm Niffty.\NIt's nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.17,0:25:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a while since\NI've made new friends, heh-heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.78,0:25:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you all women?\NAre there any men here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.17,0:25:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry if that's rude.\NOh, man, this place is filthy!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.81,0:25:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really needs a lady's touch,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.44,0:26:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is weird because\Nyou're all ladies, no offense.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.84,0:26:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my gosh, this is awful.\NNope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.77,0:26:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.12,0:26:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha. Read 'em and weep, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.37,0:26:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Full h--whoa-tel?\N(radio tuning warbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.67,0:26:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is this?\N(coin jangles)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.86,0:26:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(scornfully) You!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.28,0:26:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(studio audience claps)\N- Ah, Husker, my good friend.\NGlad you could make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.39,0:26:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you "Husker" me,\Nyou son of a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.38,0:26:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to win\Nthe whole damn pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.64,0:26:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good to see you, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.18,0:26:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the hell do you want\Nwith me this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.27,0:26:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My friend, I am doing\Nsome charity work,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.37,0:26:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I took it upon myself\Nto volunteer your services.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.17,0:26:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that's okay.\N- Are you shittin' me?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.02,0:26:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm... (morse code beeps) \NNo, I don't think so!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.05,0:26:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.04,0:26:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You thought it would be\Nsome kinda big fuckin' riot
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.09,0:26:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to pull me outta nowhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.04,0:26:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm some\Nkinda fuckin' clown?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.27,0:26:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.53,0:26:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)\N- I ain't doin'\Nno fuckin' charity job.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.28,0:26:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I figured you would\Nbe the perfect face
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.35,0:26:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(drum roll)\Nto man the front desk of this\Nfine establishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.84,0:26:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience clapping) \NWith your charming smile\Nand welcoming energy,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.71,0:27:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(droop )\Nthis job was made for you!\N(ratcheting smile)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.37,0:27:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, my friend. I can\Nmake this more welcoming...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.03,0:27:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you wish...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.44,0:27:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slot machine warbles down)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.08,0:27:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? You think you can buy me
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.68,0:27:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a wink and\Nsome cheap booze?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.47,0:27:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.06,0:27:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, hey, hey-hey-hey.\NNo, no bar, no alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.37,0:27:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is supposed to be place\Nthat discourages sin!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.10,0:27:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not some kind of now...\Nbrothel... man cave.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.30,0:27:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shut up! Shut up!\N(intensely) We are keeping this.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.13,0:27:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flirtatiously) Hey~\N- Go fuck yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.44,0:27:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Only if you watch me~
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.09,0:27:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my gosh!\NWelcome to the Happy Hotel!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.89,0:27:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are going to love it here!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.01,0:27:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I lost the ability\Nto love years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.09,0:27:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.30,0:27:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is amazing! (squeals)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.00,0:27:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's... okay.\N- (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.12,0:27:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to be\Nvery entertaining.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.96,0:27:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs using radio distortion)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.82,0:27:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat show music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.90,0:27:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You have a dream ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.97,0:28:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You wish to tell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.20,0:28:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And it's just laughable ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.50,0:28:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But hey, kid, what the Hell? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.93,0:28:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ 'Cause you're one of a kind ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.51,0:28:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ A charming demon belle ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.27,0:28:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Now let's give these\Nburning fools a place to dwell ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.32,0:28:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it, boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.76,0:28:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (jubilant swing music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.91,0:28:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha-ha! \N(chorus) -Boo!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.89,0:28:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Inside of every demon\Nis a lost cause, ha ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.27,0:28:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But we'll dress 'em\Nup for now with just a smile ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.20,0:28:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chorus) ♪ Wicked smiles! ♪\N- ♪ And we'll chlorinate ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.41,0:28:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ This cesspool with some\Nold redemptive flair ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.20,0:28:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And show these simpletons\Nsome proper class and style ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.35,0:28:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chorus) ♪ Class and style! ♪\N- ♪ Oh! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.04,0:28:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Here below the ground ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.53,0:28:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm sure your plan is sound ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.20,0:28:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ They'll spend a little time ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.60,0:28:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Down at this Hazbin Ho-- ♪\N(loud explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.44,0:28:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Niffty yells)\N(crash!)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.03,0:28:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(radio distorition)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.98,0:28:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dramatic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.12,0:28:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha! Well, well, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.100,0:28:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look who it is\Nharboring the striped freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.43,0:28:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We meet yet again, Alastor.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.73,0:28:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do I know you?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.20,0:28:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (deflates)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.26,0:28:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes, you do!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.41,0:29:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this time, I have\Nthe element of... (sing-song) surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.44,0:29:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HA HA HA!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.92,0:29:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so evil! (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.65,0:29:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa... whoa... whoa... oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.18,0:29:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.97,0:29:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.12,0:29:21.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.40,0:29:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(eggs howling)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.19,0:29:31.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(static warbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.55,0:29:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (menacing music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.91,0:29:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(static warbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.12,0:29:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loud blast)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.26,0:29:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(warbling winds down)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.12,0:29:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I'm starved!\NWho wants some jambalaya?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.14,0:29:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother once showed me\Na wonderful recipe for jambalaya.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.76,0:29:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, it nearly\Nkilled her. Ha-ha-ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.93,0:29:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could say the kick\Nwas right out of Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.02,0:29:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) Oh, I'm on a roll!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.88,0:29:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yessir! This is the start of some\Nreal changes down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.43,0:29:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The game is set.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.43,0:30:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now... stay tuned.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.09,0:30:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(devilish chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.96,0:30:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by Sebby
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.98,0:31:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(smoke hissing)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.55,0:31:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rattling)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.70,0:31:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now will you shoot me\Nwith your ray gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.05,0:31:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thump)