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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up, Scrooge
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this lonely, homely
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little miserable grump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like the star on a Christmas tree
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're like a stump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not known for my heart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're still getting trumped
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you remind me of my ex-wive
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a bikini
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you disgust me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep your TB from Tiny Timmy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,away from me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't even touch me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't shake hands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't make fans
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my name on the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,front of the business, man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my raps will haunt you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make you think you're going insane
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're about to get whooped
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by three emcee's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the ethereal plane
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when the clock strikes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prepare to enter a world
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Christmas pain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my own f***ing problems
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call me 2 Chainz
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you disturb me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I'm napping in my chair
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a crappy rap spitting apparition
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iain't scared of this random phantom
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haunt all you want I don't care
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not believe in ghosts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't believe that hair
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't panic Scrooge
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're about to crash
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm J.P. Morgan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ghost of rich dudes past
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's properly rocking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the monopoly mustache
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, I own the railroads
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I run these tracks
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got dumped on a bench
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you're pissed at the world
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should have made like Sebastian
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and kissed the girl
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because your greed is the curse
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's gonna tear you apart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what good is your purse
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're poor in your heart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bah humbug
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your raps don't unnerve me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're atrocious
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what frightens me the most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is your gross ghost proboscis
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,business and success
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the life I've selected
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so enough with your pictures from the past
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not affected
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're about to be right now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the ghost of what's right now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just take a lesson from Yeezy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're missing the point Ebeneezy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's more to life than your work
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take it easy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even I can make time for Azizy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,best put some friends on your wish list
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you did then you would at this moment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be sharing your money
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some of the homeless
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No this can't be happening
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh it's maddening agony
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wait
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still am expecting a final specter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boo!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna die
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one to love you and no one to cry
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alone by yourself
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the bed of your death
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the stench of regret
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on your last dying breath
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you've chosen the path
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a selfish man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Tiny Tim's innocent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blood on your hands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the penance you pay
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the way you behave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is written as plain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the name on this grave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or things that may be only
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I depart from my course can they change?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say it is thus with what you show me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise to mend my ways
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a friend to all men is what I will become
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Christmas I haven't missed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my chance to be different
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless us every