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Asante

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Palikuwa na mfalme nchini India, Maharaja [br]na siku yake ya kuzaliwa ilitolewa amri

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kwamba machifu wote walete[br]zawadi kwa mfalme.

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Wengine wakaleta hariri bora,[br]wengine wakaleta panga maridadi,

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wengine dhahabu

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mwisho wa mstari alikuja akitembea[br]mzee mdogo mwenye makunyanzi

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ambaye alitembea kutoka kijijini kwake[br]kwa safari ya siku nyingi kando ya bahari.

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alipokuwa akisogea mwana mfalme akauliza,[br]'Umemletea zawadi gani Mfalme?'

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Na mzee yule taratibu sana[br]akakunjua mkono wake kuonyesha

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kombe la baharini zuri sana, lenye makoa[br]ya zambarau na njano,nyekundu na bluu.

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Na mwana Mfalme akasema,

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"Hiyo si zawadi kwa Mfalme![br]Ni zawadi gani hiyo?"

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Mzee yule akamwangalia taratibu[br]na kusema

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"Kutembea mwendo mrefu.. ni sehemu[br]ya zawadi"

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(Kicheko)

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Baada ya muda mfupi,[br]Nitawapa zawadi,

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zawadi niaminiyo[br]ni zawadi inayostahili kuenezwa.

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Ila kabla ya hayo, ngoja niwachukue

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kwenye mwendo wangu mrefu.

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Kama wengi wenu,

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Nilianza maisha kama mtoto mdogo.

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Wangapi kati yenu[br]mlianza maisha kama mtoto ?

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Aliyezaliwa mchanga?

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Karibia nusu yenu.. Sawa

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(Kicheko)

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Na mliobakia, vipi?[br]Mlizaliwa mkiwa watu wazima?

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Ama kweli, nataka kukutana na mama zenu!

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Ongelea yasiyowezekana!

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Nikiwa mtoto mdogo, siku zote nilipendezwa[br]kufanya mambo yasiyowezekana

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Leo ni siku ambayo nimekuwa nikiitarajia[br]kwa miaka mingi,

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kwa sababu leo ni siku ambayo[br]nitajaribu

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kufanya yasiyowezekana[br]mbele ya macho yenu

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Hapahapa TEDxMaastrich

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Nitaanza

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Kwa kuonyesha mwisho wake:

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Na nitawathibitishia kwamba

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yasiyowezekana siyo hayawezekani

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Na nitamalizia kwa kuwapa[br]zawadi yenye kustahili kuieneza:

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Nitawaonyesha kwamba unaweza[br]kufanya yasiyowezekana maishani mwako.

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katika kutafuta kufanya yasiyowezekana,[br]nimegundua kuna

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mambo mawili yanayofanana[br]kati ya watu duniani.

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Kila mtu ana hofu,

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na kila mtu ana ndoto.

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Katika kutafuta kufanya yasiyowezekana[br]nimegundua kuna vitu vitatu

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ambavyo nimevifanya miaka mingi ambavyo

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vimenisababishia kufanya yasiyowezekana:

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Mchezo wa mpira wa kuchenga au "Trefball"

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Superman,

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na Mbu

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Hayo ni maneno yangu matatu makuu.

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Mmeshajua kwanini nafanya[br]yasiyowezekana maishani mwangu

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Hivyo nitawachukua katika safari[br]yangu, ya mwendo mrefu

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kutoka kwenye hofu hadi ndoto

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kutoka kwenye maneno hadi panga,

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Kutoka Mpira wa kuchenga

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hadi Superman

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hadi kwa Mbu

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Na ninatumaini kuwaonyesha

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unawezaje kufanya yasiyo[br]wezekana maishani mwako

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Oktoba 4, mwaka 2007.

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Moyo wangu ulienda mbio,[br]magoti yangu yalitetema

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nilipokuwa napanda jukwaani

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kwenye ukumbi wa Sanders

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Chuo cha Harvard kupokea

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Tuzo ya Ig Nobel katika Utabibu

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kwa kushiriki kuandika ikisiri[br]ya utafiti wa kitabibu

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ulioitwa "Kumeza Upanga...

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...na Athari zake"

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(Kicheko)

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Ilichapishwa kwenye jarida dogo[br]ambalo sikuwahi kulisoma kabla,

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Jarida la Kitabibu la Uingereza.

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Na kwangu, hiyo ilikuwa ndoto[br]isiyowezekana kuwa kweli,

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ilikuwa ni mshangao usiotegemewa[br]kwa mtu kama mimi,

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ilikuwa ni heshima ambayo sitaweza kusahau

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Lakini haikuwa sehemu ya kubwa ya[br]kukumbuka maishani mwangu.

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Mnamo Oktoba 4, mwaka 1967

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kijana mwoga, mwenye aibu, mwembamba

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aliteseka na hofu kubwa kupita kiasi.

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Alipojiandaa kupanda jukwaani,

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moyo wake ulienda mbio,

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magoti yake yalikuwa yakitetemeka.

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Alikwenda kufungua kinywa chake kuongea,

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maneno hayakuweza kutoka.

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Alisimama akitetemeka na kutoa machozi.

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Alipooza kwa mshtuko wa ghafla,

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alipatwa fadhaa kwa hofu.

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huyu kijana mwoga, mwenye aibu, mwembamba

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alitesekana na hofu kubwa kupita kiasi.

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Alikuwa na hofu ya giza,

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hofu ya vimo virefu,

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hofu ya buibui na nyoka ...

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Kuna yeyote anayeogopa buibui na nyoka?

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Naam, wachache wenu ...

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Alikuwa na hofu ya maji na papa ...

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Hofu ya madaktari na manesi na madaktari[br]wa meno,

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na sindano na kutobolewa na vitu vya[br]ncha kali.

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Lakini zaidi ya chochote,[br]alikuwa na hofu ya

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watu

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Huyo kijana mwoga,mwenye aibu na mwembamba

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alikuwa mimi.

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Nilikuwa na hofu ya kushindwa na [br]kukataliwa,

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kutojithamini, kujiona duni,

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na kitu ambacho hata hatukujua [br]unaweza kujiandikisha kwa siku hizo:

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ugonjwa wa hofu ya ukaribu na watu.

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Kwa sababu nilikuwa na hofu, waonevu[br]walinitania na kunipiga.

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Walinicheka na kuniita majina,[br]Hawakuniruhusu kucheza nao

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michezo ya aina yoyote.

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Ah, kulikuwa na mchezo mmoja[br]walikuwa wakiruhusu kucheza kwenye ...

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Mpira wa kuchenga -

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na sikuwa mchengaji nzuri.

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Waonevu waliita jina langu,

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na nilipoangalia [br]niliona mipira myekundu ya kukwepa

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ikivurumishwa usoni wangu kwa kasi kubwa

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bam, bam, bam!

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Ninakumbuka siku nyingi[br]nikirudi nyumbani kutoka shule,

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uso wangu ulikuwa mwekundu ukichonyota,[br]masikio yangu yalikuwa mekundu yakivuma.

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Macho yangu yalichoma kwa machozi,

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na maneno yao yalichoma masikioni mwangu.

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Na yeyote aliyesema,

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"Fimbo na mawe vyaweza kunivunja mifupa,[br]bali maneno hayatoniumiza kamwe "...

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Ni uongo.

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Maneno huweza kukata kama kisu.

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Maneno huweza kupenya kama upanga.

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Maneno huwezafanya majeraha yenye kina

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yasiweze kuonekana.

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Hivyo nilikuwa na hofu.[br]Na maneno yalikuwa adui yangu mkubwa.

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Bado ni adui yangu.

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Lakini pia nilikuwa na ndoto.

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Nilienda nyumbani[br]na kutorokea kwenye futuhi za Superman

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na nilisoma futuhi za Superman

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na niliota kutaka kuwa shujaa mkubwa[br]kama Superman.

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Nilitaka kupigania kweli na haki,

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Nilitaka kupambana dhidi ya[br]wahalifu na mahasimu,

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Nilitaka kupaa duniani kote[br]kufanya vitendo vya ujasiri kuokoa maisha.

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Nilikuwa pia navutiwa mno[br]na vitu vilivyokuwa kweli.

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Nilisoma kitabu cha Rekodi za Dunia za Guiness[br]na kitabu cha Ripley kiitwacho Amini au Usiamini.

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Yeyote kati yenu amewahi kusoma kitabu cha Rekodi za Dunia za Guinness au kitabu cha Ripley?

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Navipenda vitabu hivi!

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Niliona watu wafanyao ujasiri halisia.

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Nikasema, Nataka kufanya hivyo.

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Ikiwa waonevu hawataniruhusu

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kucheza katika michezo yao yoyote,

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Nataka kufanya maajabu, ujasiri halisi.

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Nataka kufanya kitu cha kusifika[br]ambacho hao waonevu hawawezi kufanya.

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Nataka kupata kusudi langu na wito wangu,

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Nataka kujua kuwa maisha yangu yana maana,

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Nataka kufanya kitu cha kushangaza[br]kubadili ulimwengu;

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Ninataka kuthibitisha[br]yasiyowezekana sio hayawezekani.

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Kupeleka mbele miaka 10 -

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Ilikuwa wiki kabla ya kutimiza miaka 21.

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Mambo mawili yalitokea kwa siku moja[br]ambayo yangebadilisha maisha yangu milele.

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Nilikuwa nikiishi Tamil Nadu, India Kusini

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Nilikuwa mmishonari huko,

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na mshauri wangu, rafiki yangu aliniuliza,

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"Je, una Thromu, Daniel?"

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Na nikasema, "Thromu?[br]Thromu ni nini? "

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Alisema, "Thromu ni malengo makuu ya[br]maisha.

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Ni muunganiko[br]wa ndoto na malengo, kama ungeweza

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kufanya chochote unachotaka,[br]kwenda popote unapotaka

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kuwa mtu yeyote unayetaka,

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ungekwenda wapi?[br]Ungefanya nini?

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Ungekuwa nani?

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Nikasema, "Siwezi kufanya hivyo![br]Naogopa sana! Naogopa mengi mno! "

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Usiku huo nilichukua mkeka wangu wa mchele[br]juu ya paa la ghorofa,

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nikautandika chini ya nyota,

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na kuangalia popo wakiwashambulia mbu.

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Na yote niliyofikiria ilikuwa thromu,[br]na ndoto na malengo,

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na wale washujaaji wenye mipira ya kuchenga.

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Masaa machache baadaye niliamka.

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Moyo wangu ulienda mbio,[br]magoti yangu yakitetemeka.

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Safari hii haikuwa na hofu.

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Mwili wangu wote ulitikisika.

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Na kwa siku tano zilizofuata

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Nilipoteza na kurudisha fahamu,[br]kitandani nikipigania maisha yangu.

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Ubongo wangu ulikuwa unawaka[br]na homa ya malaria yenye jotoridi la 105.

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Na kila fahamu ziliponirudia,[br]nilichowaza ilikuwa kuhusu thromu.

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Niliwaza[br]"Nataka kufanya nini na maisha yangu?"

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Hatimaye, usiku kabla[br]sijafikisha miaka 21,

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katika wakati wa kuelewa,

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Nilikuja kutambua:

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Nilitambua kwamba yule mbu mdogo,

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Anofelesi Stefensi,

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yule mbu mdogo

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aliye na uzito chini ya mikrogramu 5

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chini ya punje ya chumvi,

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anaweza kuangusha[br]mtu wa ratili 170, mtu wa kilo 80,

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Niligundua kwamba alikuwa hasimu wangu.

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Kisha nikagundua,[br]hapana, hapana, sio mbu,

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Ni vimelea vidogo[br]ndani ya mbu,

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Plasmodium Falciparum,[br]ambao huua zaidi ya watu milioni kwa mwaka

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Kisha nikagundua[br]Hapana, hapana, tena ni ndogo zaidi,

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lakini kwangu, ilionekana kubwa zaidi.

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Niligundua,

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hofu ilikuwa hasimu yangu,

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vimelea yangu,

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vilivyonitia ulemavu[br]na kunipooza mimi maisha yangu yote.

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Unajua, kuna tofauti[br]kati ya hatari na hofu.

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Hatari ni halisi.

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Hofu ni hiari.

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Na nikagundua kuwa nina hiari:

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Aidha niishi kwa hofu,[br]na kufa katika kushindwa usiku ule,

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au ningeweza kuua hofu yangu,[br]na ningeweza

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kufikia ndoto zangu,[br]Ningeweza kuthubutu kuishi maisha.

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Na unajua, kuna kitu kuhusu[br]kuwa kwenye kitanda cha mauti

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na kukabiliwa na kifo ambacho haswa[br]kinakufanya utake kweli kuishi maisha.

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Nikagundua kuwa kila mtu hufa,[br]si kila mtu huishi.

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Ni katika kufa ndio sisi tunaishi.

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Unajua, wakati unapojifunza kufa,

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unajifunza kweli kuishi.

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Kwa hiyo nikaamua nitaenda kubadilisha

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hadithi yangu usiku huo.

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Sikutaka kufa.

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Hivyo nikafanya sala ndogo, nikasema,

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"Mungu, ukiniruhusu niishi[br]nifikishe miaka 21,

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Sitaruhusu hofu[br]itawale maisha yangu tena.

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Nitaziweka hofu zangu kifoni,

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Nitaenda kuzifikia ndoto zangu,

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Ninataka kubadilisha mtazamo wangu,

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Nataka kufanya kitu cha ajabu[br]na maisha yangu,

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Nataka kupata kusudi langu na wito wangu,

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Ninataka kujua kuwa yasiyowezekana[br]si hayawezekani. "

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Sitawaambia kama nilinusurika usiku ule;[br]Nitawaacha mfikirie.

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(Kicheko)

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Lakini usiku huo niliandika orodha[br]ya Thromu zangu 10 za kwanza:

0:09:47.100,0:09:50.210
Niliamua nilitaka[br]kutembelea mabara makubwa

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kutembelea Maajabu 7 ya Dunia

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kujifunza lugha nyingi,

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kuishi kwenye kisiwa kitupu,

0:09:54.940,0:09:56.480
kuishi kwenye meli baharini,

0:09:56.480,0:09:58.650
kuishi na kabila la Wahindi[br]katika Amazon,

0:09:58.650,0:10:01.210
kupanda hadi juu[br]ya mlima mrefu kuliko yote Sweden,

0:10:01.210,0:10:03.180
Nilitaka kuona mawio Mlima Everest,

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kufanya kazi na biashara ya muziki[br]Nashville,

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Nilitaka kufanya kazi ya sarakasi,

0:10:07.080,0:10:09.120
na nilitaka kuruka nje ya ndege.

0:10:09.120,0:10:12.380
Zaidi ya miaka ishirini iliyofuata,[br]Nilitimiza thromu hizo kwa wingi.

0:10:12.410,0:10:14.650
Kila wakati niliondoa[br]thromu kwenye orodha yangu,

0:10:14.650,0:10:18.190
Niliongeza 5 au 10 zaidi kwenye orodha[br]na orodha yangu iliendelea kukua.

0:10:18.800,0:10:23.280
Kwa miaka saba iliyofuata, niliishi[br]kwenye kisiwa kidogo katika Bahamas

0:10:23.320,0:10:25.360
kwa karibu miaka saba

0:10:25.370,0:10:27.274
katika kibanda cha makuti,

0:10:29.480,0:10:33.820
nikiwinda papa na taa wa kula,[br]nikiwa mtu pekee kwenye kisiwa,

0:10:33.820,0:10:36.249
nikiwa nimevaa msuli,

0:10:36.680,0:10:39.160
na nikajifunza kuogelea na papa.

0:10:39.160,0:10:40.980
Na kutoka huko, nikahamia Mexico,

0:10:40.980,0:10:45.000
na kisha nikasafiri[br]kwa bonde la Mto Amazon nchini Ecuador,

0:10:45.241,0:10:48.100
Pujo Pongo Ecuador,[br]niliishi na kabila moja huko,

0:10:48.100,0:10:52.180
na kidogo kidogo nilianza kuongeza[br]kujiamini kwa thromu zangu tu.

0:10:52.180,0:10:55.100
Nilihamia biashara ya muziki Nashville,[br]kisha Sweden,

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nikahamia Stockholm,[br]kufanyakazi katika biashara ya muziki,

0:10:57.870,0:11:01.920
ambapo nilipanda kilele cha Ml. Kebnekaise[br]juu ya mzunguko wa Arctic.

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Nilijifunza udamisi,

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na viinimacho,

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na kutembea kama ngongoti,

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kuendesha baiskeli kwa tairi moja,[br]kula moto, kula kioo.

0:11:10.450,0:11:13.620
Mwaka 1997 nilisikia kuna[br]wameza panga wasiozidi kumi na mbili

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na nikasema, "Inabidi kufanya hivyo!"

0:11:15.420,0:11:18.290
Nilikutana na mmeza panga,[br]na nikamwomba vidokezo.

0:11:18.290,0:11:20.190
Akasema, "Naam, nitakupa vidokezo 2:

0:11:20.190,0:11:21.926
Namba 1: Ni hatari sana,

0:11:21.926,0:11:23.948
Watu wamekufa wakifanya hivi.

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Namba 2:

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Usijaribu! "

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(Kicheko)

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Basi nikaiongeza kwenye orodha ya thromu.

0:11:30.440,0:11:33.320
Na nikafanya mazoezi[br]mara 10 hadi 12 kwa siku, kila siku

0:11:33.660,0:11:35.160
kwa miaka minne.

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Sasa nilipigia hesabu hizo...

0:11:36.709,0:11:40.020
4 x 365 [x 12]

0:11:40.020,0:11:42.660
Ilikuwa karibu 13,000[br]majaribio yasiyofanikiwa

0:11:42.660,0:11:45.420
kabla sijatia panga langu wa kwanza[br]chini koo mwaka 2001.

0:11:46.002,0:11:47.630
Wakati huo nikaweka thromu

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kuwa mtaalamu wa ulimwengu[br]kwa kumeza panga.

0:11:50.970,0:11:53.820
Basi nilitafuta kila kitabu,[br]gazeti, makala ya gazeti,

0:11:53.820,0:11:57.670
kila ripoti ya kitabibu,[br]Nilijifunza fiziolojia, anatomia,

0:11:57.676,0:11:59.719
Niliongea na madaktari na manesi,

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niliwakutanisha wameza panga wote[br]pamoja

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kwenye Shirikisho la Wameza Panga[br]Kimataifa,

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nikafanya ikisiri miaka 2[br]ya utafiti kitabibu

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kuhusu Umezaji wa Panga na athari zake

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iliyochapishwa[br]katika Jarida la Kitabibu Uingereza.

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(Kicheko)

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Asanteni.

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(Makofi)

0:12:18.200,0:12:21.570
Na nilijifunza mambo ya kuvutia sana[br]kuhusu umezaji wa panga.

0:12:21.571,0:12:25.260
Vitu vingine ambavyo haujawahi kufikiria[br]kabla, hutasahau baada ya usiku huu.

0:12:25.260,0:12:28.550
Wakati utakapoenda nyumbani, na unakata[br]steki yako na kisu chako

0:12:28.550,0:12:31.759
au panga, au "bestek" zako,[br]utafikiri juu ya hili ...

0:12:34.257,0:12:36.589
Nilijifunza kwamba umezaji panga[br]ulianzia India -

0:12:36.589,0:12:39.889
mahali nilipona kwa mara ya kwanza[br]nikiwa kijana wa miaka 20 -

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karibu miaka 4000 ya kale, karibu 2000 BC.

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Zaidi ya miaka 150 iliyopita,[br]wameza panga walitumika

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katika medani za sayansi na kitabibu

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ili kusaidia kuunda[br]endoskopia imara mwaka 1868

0:12:51.160,0:12:53.820
wakiwa na Dk. Adolf Kussmaul wa Freiburg, Ujerumani

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Mnamo 1906, elektrokadiogramu huko Wales,

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kujifunza matatizo ya kumeza,[br]na mmeng'enyo wa chakula,

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aina ya bronkoskopia, .

0:13:01.860,0:13:03.840
Lakini zaidi ya miaka 150 iliyopita,

0:13:03.840,0:13:07.860
tunajua mamia ya madhara[br]na vifo kadhaa ...

0:13:07.880,0:13:14.560
Hii ni endoskopia imara[br]iliyoanzishwa na Dk. Adolph Kussmaul.

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Lakini tuligundua kuwa kulikuwa na[br]Vifo 29 zaidi ya miaka 150 iliyopita.

0:13:18.679,0:13:22.462
pamoja na mmezaji panga huko London[br]aliyetoboa moyo wake kwa panga

0:13:23.142,0:13:25.340
Tulijifunza pia kuwa kuna kesi tatu hadi nane za

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madhara mkubwa ya umezaji panga[br]kila mwaka.

0:13:27.780,0:13:29.880
Najua kwa sababu mimi hupata simu.

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Nilikuwa na wawili,

0:13:31.150,0:13:34.320
mmoja kutoka Sweden, na kutoka Orlando[br]wiki chache zilizopita,

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wamezaji panga waliopo hospitalini[br]kutokana na madhara.

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Kwa hiyo ni hatari sana.

0:13:38.769,0:13:41.629
Jambo jingine nililojifunza ni kuwa[br]kumeza panga huchukua

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miaka 2 hadi miaka 10[br]kujifunza jinsi ya kumeza panga

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kwa watu wengi.

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Lakini ugunduzi unaovutia sana[br]Nilijifunza ilikuwa

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jinsi wameza panga wanavyojifunza[br]kufanya yasiyowezekana.

0:13:51.460,0:13:53.460
Nami nitawapa siri ndogo:

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Usizingatie kwenye asilimia 99.9[br]kuwa haiwezekani.

0:13:57.580,0:14:02.030
Unazingatia hiyo 1% ambayo inawezekana,[br]na fikiria jinsi ya kufanya iwezeikane

0:14:02.817,0:14:06.140
Sasa napenda kukupeleka kwenye safari[br]ndani ya akili ya mmeza panga.

0:14:06.140,0:14:09.479
Ili kumeza panga,[br]inahitaji akili itafakari jambo,

0:14:09.479,0:14:12.270
uzingativu wa hali ya juu,[br]kuonyesha ufasaha ili

0:14:12.270,0:14:15.670
kutenganisha viungo vya ndani vya mwili[br]na kushinda vitendo hiari mwilini

0:14:15.710,0:14:20.370
kupitia njia ya ubongo iliyoimarishwa,[br]kupitia marido ya kumbukumbu ya misuli

0:14:20.450,0:14:23.720
kwa mazoezi ya makusudi[br]zaidi ya mara 10,000.

0:14:24.020,0:14:28.090
Sasa ngoja niwasafirishe kidogo[br]ndani ya mwili wa mmeza panga

0:14:28.310,0:14:30.130
Ili kumeza panga,

0:14:30.130,0:14:32.250
Lazima niteleze panga juu ya ulimi wangu,

0:14:32.250,0:14:34.780
nizuie kutaka kutapika[br]kwenye shingo ya umio,

0:14:34.780,0:14:37.740
zungusha mgeuko wa nyuzi 90[br]chini ya gegedu ya ulimi,

0:14:38.240,0:14:41.040
pitia kwenye msuli juu ya kilinda umio,

0:14:41.060,0:14:42.600
zuia vitendohiari vya tumbo,

0:14:42.600,0:14:44.380
telezea makali kwenye shimo la kifua

0:14:44.380,0:14:45.960
kati ya mapafu.

0:14:46.080,0:14:48.349
Katika hatua hii,

0:14:48.399,0:14:50.389
Lazma kweli nisukume moyo wangu pembeni.

0:14:50.389,0:14:51.720
Ikiwa utaangalia kwa makini,

0:14:51.720,0:14:53.860
unawezaona moyo ukidunda kwa panga langu

0:14:53.860,0:14:55.859
kwa sababu linaegemea moyo

0:14:55.859,0:14:58.809
ikitenganishwa na karibu thumuni ya inchi[br]ya tishu ya umio.

0:14:58.809,0:15:00.580
Hicho sio kitu unaweza kudanganya.

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Kisha hutelezesha[br]kupita mfupa wa kifua,

0:15:02.710,0:15:05.540
kupita kilinda umio,[br]chini ndani ya tumbo,

0:15:05.540,0:15:09.020
zuia vitendohiari ndani ya tumbo[br]njia yote hadi kwenye mbuti.

0:15:09.020,0:15:09.750
Rahisi sana.

0:15:09.750,0:15:10.930
(Kicheko)

0:15:10.930,0:15:12.880
Kama ningetakiwa kwenda zaidi ya hapo,

0:15:12.880,0:15:17.720
hadi kufikia mirija yangu ya mayai.[br]mirija ya mayai! (Kidachi)

0:15:17.720,0:15:20.980
Wanaume, mnaweza kuwauliza wake zenu [br]kuhusu hiyo baadaye ...

0:15:22.160,0:15:23.900
Watu huniuliza, wanasema,

0:15:23.900,0:15:26.740
"lazima kuchukua ujasiri mwingi[br]ili kuhatarisha maisha yako,

0:15:26.740,0:15:28.800
kusogeza moyo wako,[br]na kumeza panga ... "

0:15:28.800,0:15:30.500
Hapana. Kinachofanya ujasiri halisi

0:15:30.500,0:15:33.020
ni kwa yule kijana mwoga, mwenye aibu,[br]mwembamba

0:15:33.080,0:15:35.620
kwa kuhatarisha kushindwa na kukataliwa,

0:15:35.620,0:15:37.040
kufungua moyo wake,

0:15:37.040,0:15:38.240
na kumeza kiburi chake

0:15:38.240,0:15:41.060
na kusimama hapa mbele[br]ya kundi la watu asiowafahamu kabisa

0:15:41.060,0:15:43.670
na kukuambia hadithi yake[br]kuhusu hofu na ndoto zake,

0:15:43.680,0:15:47.580
kwa hatarisha kumwaga habari zake,[br]vyote kihalisia na kitamathali.

0:15:48.280,0:15:49.450
Unaona - asante.

0:15:49.450,0:15:53.720
(Makofi)

0:15:53.850,0:15:56.250
Unaona, jambo la kustaajabisha sana ni

0:15:56.250,0:15:58.650
Nimetaka kufanya mambo[br]ya kusifika maishani mwangu

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na sasa nimesifika.

0:15:59.780,0:16:02.880
Lakini jambo la kusifika haswa[br]sio kwamba ninaweza kumeza

0:16:02.880,0:16:05.170
panga 21 kwa mara moja,

0:16:07.640,0:16:10.500
au futi 20 chini ya maji kwenye tanki[br]la papa 88 na taa

0:16:10.500,0:16:12.307
kwa kitabu cha Amini au Usiamini,

0:16:13.840,0:16:17.600
au kuchowa hadi kuwa mwekundu nyuzi 1500[br]kwa Watu jasiri wa Stan Lee

0:16:17.610,0:16:19.470
kama "Mtu wa Chuma"

0:16:19.520,0:16:21.574
na yule jamaa alikuwa moto!

0:16:22.460,0:16:24.920
Au kuvuta gari kwa upanga kwa Ripley,

0:16:24.930,0:16:26.290
au Guinness,

0:16:26.290,0:16:28.760
au kufikia fainali za[br]shindano la vipaji Marekani,

0:16:28.820,0:16:31.540
au kushinda 2007[br]tuzo ya Ig Nobel katika Utabibu.

0:16:31.550,0:16:33.900
La, hilo sio[br]jambo la kusifika sana.

0:16:33.900,0:16:36.350
Hivyo ndio watu wanafikiria.[br]La, la, la. Sio hivyo.

0:16:36.350,0:16:37.800
Jambo la kusifika sana

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ni Mungu angemchukua kijana,[br]mwoga, mwenye aibu mwembamba

0:16:40.660,0:16:42.200
aliyehofia vimo virefu,

0:16:42.200,0:16:43.890
aliyehofia ya maji na papa,

0:16:43.890,0:16:46.370
na madaktari na manesi[br]na sindano na vyenye ncha kali

0:16:46.370,0:16:47.640
na kuzungumza na watu

0:16:47.640,0:16:49.800
na sasa ananifanya[br]nipae duniani kote

0:16:49.800,0:16:51.320
katika kina cha futi 30,000

0:16:51.320,0:16:53.900
kumeza vitu vya ncha[br]chini ya maji ya tanki ya papa,

0:16:53.900,0:16:57.430
na kuzungumza na madaktari na wauguzi[br]na hadhira kama ninyi duniani

0:16:57.430,0:16:59.580
Hilo ni jambo la kustaajabu sana kwangu.

0:16:59.580,0:17:01.450
Nimetaka kufanya mambo yasiyowezekana -

0:17:01.450,0:17:02.380
Asante.

0:17:02.380,0:17:03.760
(Makofi)

0:17:03.760,0:17:05.220
Asante.

0:17:05.660,0:17:09.040
(Makofi)

0:17:09.700,0:17:12.569
Sikuzote nilitaka kufanya yasiyowezekana,[br]na sasa nimeweza.

0:17:12.569,0:17:15.858
Nilitaka kufanya kitu cha kusifika[br]maishani na kubadilisha ulimwengu,

0:17:15.858,0:17:16.898
na sasa nimeweza.

0:17:16.898,0:17:19.819
Siku zote nilitaka kupaa duniani kote[br]kufanya vitendo vigumu

0:17:19.819,0:17:21.378
na kuokoa maisha, sasa nimeweza.

0:17:21.378,0:17:22.720
Na unajua nini?

0:17:22.720,0:17:25.569
Bado kuna sehemu ndogo[br]ya ndoto kubwa ya yule mtoto mdogo

0:17:25.569,0:17:27.290
ndani kabisa.

0:17:30.320,0:17:36.197
(Kicheko) (Makofi)

0:17:37.000,0:17:40.240
Na unajua, sikuzote nilitaka kupata[br]kusudi langu na wito wangu,

0:17:40.270,0:17:41.530
na sasa nimepata.

0:17:41.540,0:17:42.920
Lakini nadhani nini?

0:17:42.920,0:17:46.230
Si kwa panga,[br]sio unavyofikiria, si kwa nguvu zangu.

0:17:46.230,0:17:48.510
Ni kwa udhaifu wangu, maneno yangu.

0:17:48.510,0:17:51.090
Kusudi langu na wito[br]ni kubadili ulimwengu

0:17:51.090,0:17:52.390
kwa kukata kupitia hofu,

0:17:52.390,0:17:54.910
upanga mmoja kwa wakati, neno moja [br]kwa wakati,

0:17:55.070,0:17:57.450
kisu moja kwa wakati, maisha kwa wakati,

0:17:57.540,0:17:59.700
kuhamasisha watu kuwa mashujaa

0:17:59.700,0:18:01.860
na kufanya yasiyowezekana maishani mwao.

0:18:02.060,0:18:04.680
Kusudi langu ni kusaidia wengine [br]kupata yao.

0:18:04.680,0:18:05.680
La kwako ni lipi?

0:18:05.680,0:18:06.960
Nini kusudi lako?

0:18:06.960,0:18:08.960
Uliwekwa kufanya nini hapa?

0:18:09.260,0:18:11.590
Naamini sisi wote[br]tumeitwa kuwa mashujaa.

0:18:12.160,0:18:14.260
Nguvu yako kubwa ni nini?

0:18:14.560,0:18:17.990
Kati ya idadi ya watu duniani[br]ya watu zaidi ya bilioni 7,

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kuna wameza upanga[br]wachache sana

0:18:20.250,0:18:21.661
waliobakia duniani kote leo,

0:18:21.661,0:18:22.940
lakini kuna wewe mmoja.

0:18:22.940,0:18:24.070
Wewe ni wa pekee.

0:18:24.070,0:18:25.540
Hadithi yako ni nini?

0:18:25.540,0:18:27.760
Nini kinakufanya uwe tofauti?

0:18:27.760,0:18:29.180
Simulia hadithi yako,

0:18:29.180,0:18:31.721
hata kama sauti yako ni nyembamba [br]na inatetemeka.

0:18:31.900,0:18:33.340
Je, thromu zako ni nini?

0:18:33.340,0:18:35.850
kama ungefanya chochote,[br]kuwa yeyote, kwenda popote -

0:18:35.850,0:18:37.430
Ungefanya nini?[br]Ungekwenda wapi?

0:18:37.430,0:18:38.480
Ungefanya nini?

0:18:38.480,0:18:40.340
Unataka kufanya nini na maisha yako?

0:18:40.340,0:18:41.760
Nini ndoto zako kubwa?

0:18:41.760,0:18:44.450
Nini ndoto zako kubwa ulipokuwa mdogo?[br]Fikiria tena

0:18:44.450,0:18:46.240
Nina uhakika hii haikuwa hivyo, si ndiyo?

0:18:46.483,0:18:47.880
Nini zilikuwa ndoto zako [br]kuu

0:18:47.880,0:18:50.450
ulizofikiri zilikuwa ajabu sana[br]na zisizoeleweka?

0:18:50.450,0:18:54.040
Hakika hii inafanya ndoto zako zisionekane[br]za ajabu tena, sivyo?

0:18:55.370,0:18:57.050
Upanga wako ni nini?

0:18:57.050,0:18:58.650
Kila mmoja wenu ana upanga,

0:18:58.650,0:19:00.600
upanga wa pande mbili wa hofu na ndoto.

0:19:00.600,0:19:03.520
Meza upanga wako, chochote utachokuwa.

0:19:03.890,0:19:05.870
Fuata ndoto zako, mabibi na mabwana,

0:19:05.870,0:19:08.900
Hujachelewa sana kuwa[br]chochote unataka kuwa.

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Kwa wale waonevu na mipira ya kukwepa, [br]wale watoto waliodhani

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kuwa sitaweza kufanya yasiyowezekana,

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Nina kitu kimoja tu cha kuwaambia:

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Asanteni.

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Kwa sababu kama si kwa wahalifu,[br]tusingekuwa kuwa na mashujaa.

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Nipo hapa kuthibitisha[br]yasiyowezekana si hayawezekani.

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Hii ni hatari sana,[br]Inaweza kuniua.

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Natumaini mtafurahia.

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(Kicheko)

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Nitahitaji msaada wenu kwenye hili.

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Hadhira:Mbili, tatu.

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Dan Meyer:La, la, la. Nahitaji msaada wenu[br]kwenye kuhesabu, nyote, sawa?

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(Vicheko)

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Kama unajua maneno? Sawa?[br]Hesabu na mimi. Tayari?

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Moja.

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Mbili.

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Tatu.

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La, hiyo ni 2, lakini mmeelewa

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Hadhira: Moja.

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Mbili.

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Tatu.

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(Vuta pumzi)

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(Makofi)

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DM: Ndiyo!

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(Makofi) (Kushangilia)

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Asanteni sana.

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Asante, asante, asante.[br]Asante kutoka kina cha moyo wangu

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Kweli, asante[br]kutoka chini ya tumbo langu.

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Niliwaambia nimekuja hapa kufanya[br]yasiyowezekana, na sasa nimeweza.

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Ila hii haikuwa isiyowezekana.[br]Ninafanya hivi kila siku.

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Kitu kisichowezekana ilikuwa yule mwoga, [br]mwenye aibu mwembamba kukabili hofu zake

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kusimama hapa kwenye jukwaa la [TEDx],

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na kubadilisha dunia,[br]neno moja kwa wakati,

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upanga kwa wakati, maisha kwa wakati.

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kama nimekufanya ufikiri kwa njia mpya,[br]kama nimekufanya uamini

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yasiyowekana si hayawezekani,

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ikiwa nimekufanya uelewe kuwa waweza[br]fanya yasiyowezekana maishani mwako,

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basi kazi yangu imekwisha,[br]na yako ndiyo kwanza imeanza.

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Usiache kuwa na ndoto. Usiache kuamini.

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Asanteni kwa kuniamini

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na asanteni kuwa sehemu [br]ya ndoto yangu.

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Hii ni zawadi kwenu:

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Yasiyowezekana si ...

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Hadhira: Hayawezekani.

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Mwendo mrefu ni sehemu ya zawadi.

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(Makofi)

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Asanteni.

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(Makofi)

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(Kushangilia)

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Mwenyeji: Asante, Dan Meyer, wow!