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Gratzias.

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In su tempus antigu in India ddui biviat[br]unu Marajà chi po su compleannu suu

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iat fatu una lei chi totus is capus[br]ddi depiant portai un arregalu de rei.

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Cancunu ddi portàt sedas finas,[br]aterus ddi portànt ispadas pretziosas,

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cancun portàt oru.

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S'urtimu de sa fila fuet[br]unu beciteddu frunziu

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lompiu de bidda sua acant'e mari[br]in d'unu biaji de medas dis.

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E su fillu de su rei ddi prenguntat[br]"Ita regalu ses portendi a su rei?"

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E su beciteddu abellu abellu[br]operrit sa manu po amostai

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una cociula bellissima, totu amurada,[br]groga, arrubia e asula.

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E su fill'e su rei narat:

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"Non est arregalu de rei![br]It'arratz'e arregalu est custu?"

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Su beciteddu pesat is ogus abellu[br]e ddi narat:

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"Istrada longa, parti de s'arregalu".

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(Arrisu)

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Fra pagu si dongu un arregalu,

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un arregalu chi creu siat[br]un arregalu de spainai.

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Ma prima de si dd'onai, si bollu portai

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in s'istrada longa cosa mia.

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Cument'a medas de bosatrus

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apu cumentzau a bivi a pipieddu.

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Cantus de bosatrus [br]esi cumentzau a bivi a pipius?

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Nascius giovunus?

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Sa metadi... andat beni.

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(Arrisu)

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E is atrus? Seis nascius becius?

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Ih, emu a bolli connosci[br]a mama de bosatrus!

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Po nai de s'impossibili!

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A pipieddu fuemu incantau[br]de su fai s'impossibili.

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Oi est una di' chi fuemu apetendi[br]de annus medas,

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poita oi est sa diri chi apu a provai

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a fai s'impossibili anant'e bosatrus,

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innoi in TEDxMaastricht.

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Bollu cumentzai

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narendisiri cumenti dd'acabat:

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s'apu a amostai

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ca s'impossibili non est impossibili.

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E apu a acabai donendisiri[br]un arregalu chi depeis spainai:

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s'apu a amostai ca podeis[br]fai s'impossibili in sa vida de bosatrus.

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In s'istrada po fai s'impossibili[br]apu iscobertu ca ddu-i at

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duas cosas universalis[br]in sa genti de totu su mundu.

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Totus timint

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e totus tenint bisus.

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In s'istrada po fai s'impossibili[br]apu iscobertu ca ddu-i at tres cosas

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chi apu fatu me-is annus

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chi m'ant fatu fai s'impossibili:

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Dodgeball, o cumenti si narat[br]sa bocia a brincu,

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Superman

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e su sintzulu.

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Labai is fueddus mius principalis.

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Imoi scireis poita fatzu[br]s'impossibili in sa vida mia.

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E aici si portu in su biaxi cosa mia,[br]s'istrada longa,

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de sa timoria a is bisus,

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de is fueddus a is ispadas,

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de sa bocia a brincu

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a Superman

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e a su sintzulu.

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E speru de s'amostai

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cumenti podeis [br]fai s'impossibili in sa vida.

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Su 4 de su mes'e ladamini, in su 2007.

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Tenemu su coru in buca[br]e is cambas tremi tremi

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artziendi a su palcu

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de su Teatru Sanders

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in s'universidadi de Harvard[br]po nd'arretirai

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su premiu Ig Nobel de sa Mexina de su 2007

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po una publicatzioni de ricerca[br]c'apu iscritu cun aterus

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intitulada "Ingurti ispadas...

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...e is efetus colateralis".

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(Arrisu)

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Dd'iat publicau unu giornaleddu[br]chi no emu mai ligiu prima,

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su British Medical Journal.

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E po mei fuet unu bisu impossibili[br]chi si cumpriat,

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una sorpresa inabetada[br]po unu cument'a mei,

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un onori chi non m'apu a scaresci mai.

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Ma non fuet sa parti[br]prus memorabili de sa vida mia.

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Su 4 de su mes'e ladamini, in su 1967,

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custu pipiu spantau, bregungiosu, [br]marrìu e bonu a nudda

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timiat tropus cosas.

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Prontu a artziai a su palcu,

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su coru currendi,

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is cambas tremendi.

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Candu at obertu sa buca po chistionai

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is fueddus non ndi funt bessius.

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Est abarrau strantaxiu, prangendi.

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Sa sprama dd'at cancarau,

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cirdinu de timoria.

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Custu pipiu spantau, bregungiosu, [br]marrìu e bonu a nudda

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timiat a tropus cosas.

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Timiat a su scuriu,

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a is logus artus,

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a is mariafarrancas e is serpentis.

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Mariafarrancas e serpentis ndi timeis?

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Eja, cancunu ddus timit...

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Timiat a s'acua e a is piscicanis...

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Timiat a is dotoris, [br]is infermieras e is dentistas,

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a is aguglias e a is trapanus[br]e a is cosas acutzas.

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Ma prus de totu, timiat

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a sa genti.

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Su pipiu spantau, bregungiosu, [br]marrìu e bonu a nudda

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fuemu deu.

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Timemu a sbagliai e a essi arrefudau,

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s'autostima bascia, [br]su cumplessu de inferioridadi,

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e una cosa chi mancu connoscemus intzas,

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sa fobia sotziali.

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Po tanti chi femu timorosu, is bagheris[br]mi piganta in giru e m'arropanta.

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Arriianta e mi ponianta allomingius,[br]non mi lassanta mai giogai

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a is gioghixeddus insoru.

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Ci fuet sceti unu giogu[br]chi mi fadianta fai...

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sa bocia a brincu.

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E non sciremu mancu giogai.

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Mi ponianta allomingius,

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e castiamu cussas bocias arrubias

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chi mi bollanta a razu in faci,

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bou, bou, bou.

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M'arregodu meda dis[br]torrendi a domu de iscola,

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sa faci arubia mi incresciat,[br]is origas arrubias inzrumiànt.

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Is ogus abruxànt de lagrimas

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e is fueddus insoru[br]m'abruxànt me-is origas.

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Su chi at nau

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"Bastoni e perdas m'ant a segai is ossus,[br]ma is fueddus non m'ant mai ingolli".

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Est una faula.

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Is fueddus segant che guarteddu.

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Is fueddus pungint che arrasoja.

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Is fueddus podint ferri aici a fundu

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ca is feridas non si bint.

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E duncas timemu.[br]E is fueddus fuent is nemigus peus.

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E est ancora diaici.

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Ma tengu bisus puru.

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Torramu a domu e mi cuamu[br]a intru de is giornaleddus de Superman

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e me-is librus de Superman

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e mi bisamu de essi unu supereroi[br]cument'a Superman.

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Bolemu lutai po sa beridadi[br]e sa giustitzia,

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contras a is prepotentis[br]e a sa criptonite,

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bolemu bollai in totu su mundu[br]fendi cosas chi sarvant is vidas.

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Ma mi praxiant puru cosas realis.

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Tenemu unu libru de is record[br]e su libru "No dd'eis a crei".

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Cancunu at ligiu custus librus?

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Mi praxìant meda!

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Ddu-i fuet genti fendi cosas realis.

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E apu nau, dd'ollu fai deu puru.

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Chi is bagheris non mi lassant

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a giogai a is giogus insoru,

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bollu fai magias realis, cosas realis.

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Bollu fai cancuna cosa importanti[br]chi is bagheris non podint fai.

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Bollu agatai sa vocatzioni mia,

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bollu sciri ca sa vida mia tenit sensu,

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bollu fai cosas incredibilis[br]chi càmbiant su mundu.

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Bollu amostai ca s'impossibili[br]non est impossibili.

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Baxei a innantis de 10 annus -

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una cida prima de fai 21 anus.

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Duas cosas in-d'una diri[br]m'ant cambiau sa vida po sempri.

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Bivemu in Tamil Nadu, in India,

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fuemu unu missionariu,

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e su maistu, s'amigu miu m'at preguntau,

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"Thromes ndi tenis, Daniel?"

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E deu, "Thormes?[br]E ita funt custus thromes?"

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E issu, "Is thromes funt[br]is iscopus principalis de sa vida".

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Funt sa cumbinatzioni de bisus e iscopus.[br]Ita chi podiast

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fai totu su chi bolis o andai[br]innui totu bolis andai

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o essi totu su chi bolis essi,

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innui iast'a andai?

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Chini iast'a essi?

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E deu, "Non ddu potzu fai, timu![br]Timu cosas medas!"

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A su noti apu portau su letu de arrosu[br]in crobertura,

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mi seu crocau a-suta de is istellas

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e apu castiau is tzurrundeddus[br]chi cassànt is sintzulus.

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Arrennescemu a pentzai sceti[br]a is thromes, bisus e iscopus,

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e a is bagheris cun sa bocia a brincu.

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A pustis de pagu oras mi ndi seu scidau.

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Su coru curriat e is cambas tremiant.

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Cust'orta non fuet timoria.

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Su corpus interu fuet agitau.

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E me-is cincu dis a pustis

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seu abarrau svenniu in su letu[br]circhendi de non morri.

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Sa conca abruxiàt de calentura[br]a prus de 40° po sa malaria.

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E candu mi ndi scidamu,[br]totu su chi pentzamu fuent is thromes.

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Pentzamu: "Ita ndi bollu fai [br]de sa vida mia?"

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A s'acabada, sa noti a innantis[br]de fai 21 annus,

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a iscidu,

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apu cumprendiu:

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cussu sintzuleddu,

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<i>Anopheles stephensi</i>,

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cussu sintzuleddu

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chi pesat prus pagu de 5 microgramus,

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mancu una perdixedd'e sali,

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chi cussu sintzuleddu podiat acapotai[br]un omini de 80 chilus,

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cussa fuet sa criptonite mia.

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Ma poi apu pentzau ca no,[br]non est su sintzulu,

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est su parassiteddu a intru de su sintzulu

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<i>Plasmodium falciparum</i>, chi bocit[br]a prus de 1 milioni de personas a s'annu.

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Ma poi apu pentzau ca no,[br]est fintzas prus piticu,

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ma a mei mi pariat aici prus mannu.

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Apu cumprendiu

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ca sa timoria fuet sa criptonite mia,

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su parassita

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chi m'iat cancarau po totu sa vida.

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Labai, ddu at diferentzia[br]tra perigulu e timoria.

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Su perigulu est reali.

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Sa timoria est unu scioberu.

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E apu cumprendiu ca podemu scioberai:

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podemu bivi timendi[br]e morri sballau sa diri e totu,

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o podemu bociri is timorias

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po cumpriri is bisus mius,[br]podemu azardai a bivi sa vida.

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E labai, ddu at cancuna cosa[br]in su essi in punt'e morti

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e essi diaderus acant'e morri[br]chi ti fai bolli bivi sa vida.

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Apu cumprendiu ca totus moreus,[br]ma non totus biveus.

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Est morendi chi biveus.

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Labai, candu s'imparat a morri,

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s'imparat diaderus a bivi.

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Duncas apu detzidiu de cambiai

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sa storia mia sa not'e totu.

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Non bolemu morri.

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E apu nau una preghieredda,

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"Deus, chi mi lassas bivi[br]fintzas a fai 21 annus,

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non lassu prus a sa timoria[br]a mi nai cument'e bivi.

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Apu a bociri a is timorias mias,

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apu a cumpriri is bisus mius,

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bollu cambiai ategiamentu,

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bollu fai una cosa incredibili[br]de sa vida mia,

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bollu agatai sa vocatzioni mia,

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bollu sciri ca s'impossibili[br]non est impossibili".

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Non si nau ca seu biviu in cussa noti,[br]ca ddu bireis a solus.

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(Arrisu)

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Ma in cussa noti apu fatu sa lista[br]de is primus 10 thromes:

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apu detzidiu ca bolemu biri[br]is continentis principalis,

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biri is Seti Maraviglias de su mundu,

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imparai unas cantu linguas,

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bivi in-d'un'isola deserta,

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bivi in-d'una navi in s'oceanu,

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bivi cun is indianus in Amazonia,

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lompi a pitzus de su monti[br]prus artu de sa Svetzia,

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biri su monti Everest a mengianeddu,

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traballai in sa musica in Nashville,

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bolemu traballai in-d'unu circu

0:10:07.080,0:10:09.120
e ndi bolemu sartai de un aparechiu.

0:10:09.120,0:10:12.380
Me-is 20 annus sighentis[br]apu fatu sa prus parti de cussus thormes.

0:10:12.390,0:10:14.650
Dognia borta chi ndi scancellamu[br]unu de sa lista

0:10:14.650,0:10:18.190
nd'aciungemu aterus 5 o 10[br]e sa lista cresciat.

0:10:18.800,0:10:23.310
Po is set'annus sighentis apu biviu[br]in-d'un'isola de is Bahamas,

0:10:23.320,0:10:25.360
po casi set'annus,

0:10:25.370,0:10:27.274
in-d'una domita de palla,

0:10:29.480,0:10:33.820
pischendi piscicanis e papendi pistinaga,[br]a solu in s'isola,

0:10:33.820,0:10:36.249
a mudandas,

0:10:36.680,0:10:39.160
e apu imparau a nadai cun is piscicanis.

0:10:39.160,0:10:40.980
E de ingunis seu andau a Messicu,

0:10:40.980,0:10:45.220
e poi a su flumini Amazonas in Equador,

0:10:45.241,0:10:48.100
Pujo Pongo Ecuador,[br]apu biviu cun-d'una tribù innias

0:10:48.100,0:10:52.180
e a pagu a pagu mi seu fatu prus forti[br]cun in thromes cosa mia.

0:10:52.180,0:10:55.100
Seu andau a Nashville po sa musica,[br]e a pustis in Svezia,

0:10:55.110,0:10:57.870
in Stocolma, ingunis puru po sa musica,

0:10:57.870,0:11:01.920
e seu lompiu a pitzus de monti Kebnekaise[br]in su Circulu Articu.

0:11:03.300,0:11:04.810
Apu imparau a fai su palliaciu,

0:11:04.810,0:11:05.860
giugus de prestigiu

0:11:05.860,0:11:07.480
e a caminai cun is trampulus,

0:11:07.480,0:11:10.440
a imperai su monociclu,[br]a papai fogu e a papai imbirdi.

0:11:10.450,0:11:14.110
In su 1997 apu scipiu ca ci fuenta sceti[br]una dexina de ingurtidoris de ispadas

0:11:14.110,0:11:15.350
e apu nau: "Ddu depu fai!"

0:11:15.350,0:11:18.360
Apu connotu unu ingurtidori de ispadas[br]e apu domandau cuntzillu.

0:11:18.360,0:11:20.190
M'at nau "Ti dongu duus cuntzillus.

0:11:20.190,0:11:21.926
Unu: est perigulosu meda,

0:11:21.926,0:11:23.948
cancunu est mortu fendiddu.

0:11:23.948,0:11:24.953
Duus:

0:11:24.953,0:11:26.206
Lassa perdi!"

0:11:26.206,0:11:27.530
(Arrisu)

0:11:27.530,0:11:29.940
E aici dd'at acabàt[br]in sa lista mia dei is thromes.

0:11:30.440,0:11:33.320
Mi seu allenau, 10-12 bortas a sa diri,[br]dognia diri,

0:11:33.660,0:11:35.210
po cuatr'annus.

0:11:35.210,0:11:36.709
Contaìddas...

0:11:36.709,0:11:40.020
4 x 365 (x 12)

0:11:40.020,0:11:42.360
Lompeus a giai 13 mila scumprobus fallius

0:11:42.360,0:11:46.000
fintzas a chi tanti sa primu ispada[br]m'est intrada in su guturu in su 2001.

0:11:46.002,0:11:47.630
Intzas mi seu donau un throme:

0:11:47.630,0:11:50.980
de essi su prus spertu de su mundu[br]de ingurti ispadas.

0:11:50.980,0:11:53.820
Apu circau dognia libru,[br]o articulu de giornali,

0:11:53.820,0:11:57.670
dogna relatzioni medica,[br]apu studiau fisiologia e anatomia,

0:11:57.676,0:11:59.719
apu chistionau cun dotoris e inferimieras,

0:11:59.719,0:12:01.470
atobiau totus is ingurtidoris a pari

0:12:01.470,0:12:04.250
in s'assotziu internatzionali[br]de is ingurtidoris de ispadas

0:12:04.250,0:12:06.360
e traballau po duus annus[br]a sa ricerca medica

0:12:06.360,0:12:08.790
a pitzus de ingurti ispadas[br]e is efetus collateralis

0:12:08.790,0:12:10.980
chi ant publicau[br]in su British Medical Journal.

0:12:10.980,0:12:11.840
(Arrisu)

0:12:11.840,0:12:12.940
Gratzias.

0:12:12.960,0:12:17.748
(Tzarracamanus)

0:12:18.200,0:12:21.570
E apu imparau cosas spantosas[br]a pitzus de ingurti ispadas.

0:12:21.571,0:12:25.260
Cosas chi non eis mai pentzau, scumitu,[br]ma nc'eis a pentzai de oi innantis.

0:12:25.260,0:12:28.550
Sa prossima borta chi seis seghendi[br]sa petza cun su guarteddu,

0:12:28.550,0:12:31.759
o un'ispada, in sa bisteca,[br]eis a pentzai a-i custu...

0:12:34.007,0:12:36.729
Apu scipiu c'a ingurti ispadas[br]ant cumentzau in India,

0:12:36.729,0:12:39.889
propiu in su logu a ca dd'emu biu[br]primu borta a piciocheddu,

0:12:39.889,0:12:42.290
casi 4 mila annus fait, in su 2000 AC.

0:12:42.290,0:12:45.580
Is ingurtidoris de ispadas[br]ddus ant imperaus me-is urtimus 150 annus,

0:12:45.590,0:12:47.460
in sa scientza e in sa mexina

0:12:47.480,0:12:51.160
po agiudai a fai[br]s'endoscopiu cirdinu in 1868

0:12:51.160,0:12:53.870
de Adolf Kussmaul in Freiburg, Germania.

0:12:53.880,0:12:56.639
In su 1906, s'eletrocardiograma in Galles,

0:12:56.639,0:13:00.240
po studiai is problemas de ingurtimentu[br]e digestioni,

0:13:00.240,0:13:01.860
broncoscopias, cosas aici.

0:13:01.860,0:13:03.840
Ma me-is urtimus 150 annus

0:13:03.840,0:13:07.860
scireus de centenas de feridaus[br]e dexinas de mortus...

0:13:07.880,0:13:14.560
Custu est s'endoscopiu cirdinu[br]inventau de Adolf Kussmaul.

0:13:14.740,0:13:18.679
Ma esu iscobertu ca ci funti istetius[br]29 mortus me-is urtimus 150 annus

0:13:18.679,0:13:22.462
contenti s'ingurtidori chi a Londra[br]s'est puntu su coru cun s'ispada.

0:13:23.142,0:13:26.140
Eus puru imparau[br]ca ci funti de 3 a 8 feridas gravis

0:13:26.140,0:13:27.780
dognia annu.

0:13:27.780,0:13:29.880
Ddu sciu poita mi tzerriant.

0:13:29.880,0:13:31.220
De pagu m'ant tzerriau duus,

0:13:31.220,0:13:33.930
unu de Svezia e unu de Orlando,[br]me-is urtimas cidas,

0:13:33.930,0:13:37.019
ingurtidori de ispadas[br]chi dd'ant acabada in su spidali.

0:13:37.019,0:13:38.769
Duncas est perigulosu meda.

0:13:38.769,0:13:41.769
S'atera cosa chi apu scipiu[br]est ca a imparai a ingurti ispadas

0:13:41.769,0:13:44.320
ci bolint de 2 a 10 annus

0:13:44.320,0:13:45.610
po genti meda.

0:13:45.610,0:13:48.020
Ma sa cosa prus spantosa chi apu imparau

0:13:48.020,0:13:51.440
est ca is ingurtidoris de ispadas[br]imparant a fai s'impossibili.

0:13:51.460,0:13:53.500
E si nau unu segretu:

0:13:53.520,0:13:57.580
no si punteis a su 99,9%[br]chi est s'impossibili.

0:13:57.580,0:14:02.030
Puntaisiri a su 0.1% chi est su possibili[br]e pentzai a cumenti ddu fai possibili.

0:14:02.817,0:14:06.140
Fadeisiri portai in sa conca[br]de unu ingurtidori de ispadas.

0:14:06.140,0:14:09.719
Po ingurti un'ispada serbit meditatzioni[br]de sa menti a pitzus de sa materia,

0:14:09.719,0:14:12.270
concentraztioni acutza, precisioni esata

0:14:12.270,0:14:15.730
po assolai is organus de a intru[br]e binci is riflessus otomaticus,

0:14:15.730,0:14:20.430
cun su rinfortzu de is sinapsis cerebralis[br]e sa memoria arrepitia de is musculus

0:14:20.450,0:14:23.720
provendinci cun atentzioni[br]prus de 10 mila bortas.

0:14:24.020,0:14:28.090
Fadeisiri portai in su corpus[br]de unu ingurtidori de ispadas.

0:14:28.310,0:14:30.130
Po ingurti un'ispada

0:14:30.130,0:14:32.080
dda depu fai liscinai in sa lingua,

0:14:32.080,0:14:34.820
firmai su riflessu de su guturu[br]in s'ingurtidroxu de susu,

0:14:34.820,0:14:37.740
girai a 90 gradus[br]a basciu de s'epiglotidi,

0:14:38.240,0:14:41.040
passai in sa valvula[br]in s'ingurtidroxu de susu,

0:14:41.060,0:14:42.600
firmai su riflessu peristalticu,

0:14:42.600,0:14:44.890
fai liscinai sa lama[br]in su stampu de is piturras,

0:14:44.890,0:14:46.080
in mesu a is prumonis.

0:14:46.080,0:14:48.349
A custu puntu

0:14:48.399,0:14:50.389
depu stesiai unu pagu su coru.

0:14:50.389,0:14:51.720
Chi castiais beni,

0:14:51.720,0:14:53.860
podeis biri su coru batendi cun s'ispada

0:14:53.860,0:14:55.859
poita est acotzada a su coru,

0:14:55.859,0:14:58.769
cun pagu prus de 1 millimetru[br]de esofagu in mesu.

0:14:58.769,0:15:00.580
Non est cosa chi podis sceti fai biri.

0:15:00.580,0:15:02.710
Poi depis passai s'ossu de sa piturra,

0:15:02.710,0:15:05.810
intrai de sa valvula de su stogumu[br]firmendi su riflessu otomaticu

0:15:05.810,0:15:08.910
e intrai fintzas a s'intestinu.

0:15:08.910,0:15:09.810
Una passillada.

0:15:09.810,0:15:10.930
(Arrisu)

0:15:10.930,0:15:12.880
Chi lompu prus a basciu

0:15:12.880,0:15:17.720
dd'acabbu a is tubas de Fallopiu[br](olandesu) tubas de Fallopiu.

0:15:17.720,0:15:20.980
Ominis, ddu podeis preguntai[br]a is pobiddas prus a tardi...

0:15:22.160,0:15:23.900
Sa genti mi preguntat, mi narat

0:15:23.900,0:15:26.740
"Ddu-i serbit alientu meda[br]po atriviri sa vida tua,

0:15:26.740,0:15:28.800
po stesiai su coru e ingurti un'ispada".

0:15:28.800,0:15:30.610
No. Su chi serbit alientu diaderus est

0:15:30.610,0:15:33.340
chi su pipiu spantau, bregungiosu, [br]marrìu e bonu a nudda

0:15:33.340,0:15:35.620
atrivit su fallimentu e s'arrefudu,

0:15:35.620,0:15:37.040
oberrat su coru,

0:15:37.040,0:15:38.240
alloghit s'orgogliu

0:15:38.240,0:15:41.060
e abarrit innoi anant'e genti strangia

0:15:41.060,0:15:43.670
po si nai sa storia[br]de sa timoria e is bisus cosa mia

0:15:43.680,0:15:47.580
e atriviri de ndi caciai is frisciuras,[br]simbolicamenti e po diaderus.

0:15:48.280,0:15:49.450
Labai... Gratzias.

0:15:49.450,0:15:53.820
(Tzarracamanus)

0:15:53.850,0:15:56.250
Labai, sa cosa prus spantosa

0:15:56.250,0:15:58.650
est ca apu sempri bofiu bivi[br]una vida significativa

0:15:58.650,0:15:59.780
e imoi seu fendiddu.

0:15:59.780,0:16:02.880
Ma sa cosa prus significativa[br]non est ca potzu ingurti

0:16:02.880,0:16:05.170
21 ispadas totu a un'orta,

0:16:07.600,0:16:10.880
o a sut'e acqua in-d'una piscina[br]cun 88 piscicanis e mantas farenosas,

0:16:10.880,0:16:12.377
po su libru "No dd'eis a crei",

0:16:13.840,0:16:17.600
o calentadas a 800 gradus[br]po is "Superominis" de Stan Lee

0:16:17.610,0:16:19.520
po essi "s'Omini de Aciargiu",

0:16:19.520,0:16:21.574
arrori, gei fuet calenti!

0:16:22.430,0:16:25.050
O a tirai una machina cun s'ispada[br]po "No dd'eis a crei"

0:16:25.050,0:16:26.350
o su Guinness de is record,

0:16:26.350,0:16:28.820
o arribai a sa finali[br]de <i>America's Got Talent</i>,

0:16:28.820,0:16:31.540
o binci su premiu Ig Nobel[br]po sa Mexina in su 2007.

0:16:31.550,0:16:33.870
No, non funti custas[br]is cosas significativas.

0:16:33.870,0:16:36.350
Custu est su chi pentzat sa genti.[br]No, non est custu.

0:16:36.350,0:16:37.800
Sa cosa prus significativa

0:16:37.800,0:16:40.750
est ca Deus hat pigau cussu pipiu[br]spantau, bregungiosu e marrìu

0:16:40.750,0:16:42.170
chi timiat a is logus artus,

0:16:42.170,0:16:43.890
chi timiat a s'acua e is piscicanis,

0:16:43.890,0:16:46.440
dotoris e infermieras,[br]aguglias e cosas acutzas,

0:16:46.440,0:16:47.640
a chistionai a sa genti,

0:16:47.640,0:16:49.750
e imoi m'at postu a girai su mundu

0:16:49.750,0:16:51.320
bolendi a 10.000 metrus de terra,

0:16:51.320,0:16:53.890
ingurtendi cosas acutzas[br]a sut'e acua cun is piscicanis

0:16:53.890,0:16:57.510
e chistionendi cun dotoris e infermieras[br]e publicus cumen'ta bosatrus.

0:16:57.510,0:16:59.580
Custa est sa cosa prus spantosa po mei.

0:16:59.580,0:17:01.450
Apu sempri bofiu fai s'impossibili...

0:17:01.450,0:17:02.380
Graztias.

0:17:02.380,0:17:03.760
(Tzarracamanus)

0:17:03.760,0:17:05.220
Graztias.

0:17:05.660,0:17:09.040
(Tzarracamanus)

0:17:09.700,0:17:12.569
Apu sempri bofiu fai s'impossibili[br]e imoi seu fendiddu.

0:17:12.569,0:17:15.858
Apu sempri bofiu fai cosas significativas[br]e cambiai su mundu

0:17:15.858,0:17:16.898
e imoi seu fendiddu.

0:17:16.898,0:17:19.819
Apu sempri bofiu bolai in su mundu[br]po fai cosas de superomini

0:17:19.819,0:17:21.378
po salvai vidas e seu fendiddu.

0:17:21.378,0:17:22.720
Dda scireis una cosa?

0:17:22.720,0:17:25.569
Ddu-i est ancora un arrogheddu[br]de su bisu de cussu pipieddu

0:17:25.569,0:17:27.290
in fundu in fundu.

0:17:30.320,0:17:36.197
(Arrisu) (Tzarracamanus)

0:17:37.000,0:17:40.240
Labai, apu sempri bofiu agatai[br]sa vocatzioni e s'iscopu cosa mia

0:17:40.270,0:17:41.530
e imoi ddus apu agataus.

0:17:41.540,0:17:42.920
Ma intzetai una cosa?

0:17:42.920,0:17:46.230
Non est me-is ispadas, cussu chi pentzais,[br]me-is fortzas cosa mia.

0:17:46.230,0:17:48.510
Est propiu in sa debilesa, me-is fueddus.

0:17:48.510,0:17:51.220
Sa vocatzioni e s'iscopu cosa mia[br]funt a cambiai su mundu,

0:17:51.220,0:17:52.390
scorriendi sa timoria,

0:17:52.390,0:17:55.070
a ispada a ispada, a fueddu a fueddu,

0:17:55.070,0:17:57.530
a guarteddu a guarteddu, a vida a vida,

0:17:57.540,0:17:59.700
po ispirai sa genti a essi supererois

0:17:59.700,0:18:02.030
e a fai s'impossibili in sa vida insoru.

0:18:02.040,0:18:04.730
S'iscopu miu est a agiudai is aterus[br]a agatai s'insoru.

0:18:04.730,0:18:05.680
Cali est su de tui?

0:18:05.680,0:18:06.960
Ita iscopu tenis?

0:18:06.960,0:18:08.960
Poita t'ant postu innoi?

0:18:09.260,0:18:12.140
Pentzu ca teneus totus sa vocatzioni[br]a essi supererois.

0:18:12.160,0:18:14.260
Ita superpoderi tenis?

0:18:14.560,0:18:17.990
In-d'una popolatzioni de prus[br]de 7 miliardus de personas

0:18:17.990,0:18:20.250
non ddu-i at nimancu [br]30 ingurtidoris de ispadas

0:18:20.250,0:18:21.581
in su mundu in di' de oi,

0:18:21.581,0:18:22.940
ma ddu at scetu unu de tui.

0:18:22.940,0:18:24.070
Ses unicu.

0:18:24.070,0:18:25.540
Ita storia tenis?

0:18:25.540,0:18:27.760
Ita ti fai diversu de is aterus?

0:18:27.760,0:18:29.180
Conta sa storia cosa tua,

0:18:29.180,0:18:31.851
mancai a boxi bascia e tremi tremi.

0:18:31.851,0:18:32.830
Ita thromes tenis?

0:18:32.830,0:18:35.880
Chi podiast fai dognia cosa, [br]essi chini bolis, andai a ca bolis,

0:18:35.880,0:18:37.560
ita iast a fai? Innui iast a andai?

0:18:37.560,0:18:38.480
Ita iast a fai?

0:18:38.480,0:18:40.250
Ita bolis fai de sa vida tua?

0:18:40.250,0:18:41.760
Cali funt is bisus prus mannus?

0:18:41.760,0:18:44.450
Cali fuent is bisus tuus a piciocheddu?[br]Pentzanci.

0:18:44.450,0:18:46.240
Non fuet custu, a no?

0:18:46.483,0:18:47.960
Cali fuent is bisus prus macus

0:18:47.960,0:18:50.450
chi ti pariant istranus o misteriosus?

0:18:50.450,0:18:54.040
Scumitu ca imoi su de tui non ti parit[br]aici istranu, a no?

0:18:55.370,0:18:57.050
Ita est s'ispada cosa tua?

0:18:57.050,0:18:58.860
Dogni unu de bosatrus tenit un'ispada,

0:18:58.860,0:19:00.600
una lama dopia de timorias e bisus.

0:19:00.600,0:19:03.520
Ingurti s'ispada tua, calisisiat.

0:19:03.890,0:19:05.870
Sighei is bisus, sinnioras e sinnioris,

0:19:05.870,0:19:08.900
est sempri tempus de essi[br]su chi bolestis essi.

0:19:09.720,0:19:12.920
Po cussus bagheris cun sa bocia,[br]cussus pipius chi pentzànt

0:19:12.920,0:19:15.056
ca non iam'a essi fatu mai s'impossibili,

0:19:15.060,0:19:17.645
tengu una cosa de ddis si nai:

0:19:17.645,0:19:18.921
gratzias.

0:19:18.921,0:19:22.220
Poita chi no fuessit po is prepontentis[br]no emus a tenni supererois.

0:19:23.020,0:19:27.237
Seu innoi po s'amostai[br]ca s'impossibili non est impossibili.

0:19:28.300,0:19:32.310
Labai chi est meda generosu,[br]m'emu a podi morri.

0:19:32.340,0:19:33.720
Speru chi si praxat.

0:19:33.720,0:19:35.260
(Arrisu)

0:19:36.350,0:19:38.700
M'at a serbiri agiudu cun custa.

0:19:46.731,0:19:48.405
Publicu: Duus, tres.

0:19:48.405,0:19:52.100
(Dan Meyer) No, no, no. Mi serbit agiudu[br]cun su contu, de totus, bandat beni?

0:19:52.100,0:19:53.210
(Arrisu)

0:19:53.210,0:19:55.840
Ddus iscireis is fueddus? [br]Contai cun mei. Prontus?

0:19:55.870,0:19:56.964
Unu.

0:19:56.964,0:19:58.150
Duus.

0:19:58.170,0:19:58.980
Tres.

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No, custu est duus, ma ge eis cumprendiu.

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(Publicu) Unu.

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Duus.

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Tres.

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(Asubentendi)

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(Tzarracamanus)

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(Dan Meyer) Eja!

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(Tzarracamanus) (Aclamu)

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Medas gratzias.

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Gratzias, gratzias, gratzias.[br]Gratzias de coru.

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Bollu nai, gratzias de stogumu.

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S'emu nau ca seu beniu a fai s'impossibili[br]e dd'apu fatu.

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Ma custu non fuet s'impossibili.[br]Ddu fatzu dognia diri.

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S'impossibili fuet po cussu pipiu spantau,[br]bregungiosu, marrìu a binci sa timoria,

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a essi innoi in su palcu de su TEDx

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a cambiai su mundu, a fueddu a fueddu,

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a ispada a ispada, a vida a vida.

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Chi s'apu fatu pentzai un-d'una manera noa[br]o s'apu fatu crei

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ca s'impossibili non est impossibili,

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chi s'apu fatu cumprendi[br]ca podeis fai s'impossibili in sa vida,

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intzas apu fatu su traballu miu[br]e su de bosatrus cumentzat imoi.

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Sighei a bisai. Sighei a crei.

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Gratzias po m'essi cretiu

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e gratzias po essi agiudau a su bisu miu.

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Un arregalu po bosatrus:

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S'impossibili non est...

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(Publicu) Impossibili.

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Istrada longa, parti de s'arregalu.

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(Tzarracamanus)

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Gratzias.

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(Tzarracamanus)

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(Aclamu)

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(presentadori) Gratzias, Dan Meyer!