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Gratias tibi.

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Fuit quondam in India rex est et Maharaja
natalis sui exiit edictum

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omnibus regibus principibus donis faceret.

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Quidam obtulerunt sericorum,
ludo aliquo eduxit gladium,

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alii aurum.

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In extremo agmine incedentes 
Venit paulo senex valde rugosis

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qui a multis retro dierum operam ambulavit super mare.

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Et ambulavit in filium regis:
"Quid enim mihi de dono regis?"

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Cui respondit senex ostendere suam aperuit tardissime

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crusta pulcherrima et purpura flavis runs,
rubei et caerulei coloris.

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Regis filius:

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"Ut in ulla gratia rex Quale donum est?"

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Tardius senex respexi in eum et dicebant:

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"... Pars diu ambulandum munere."

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(Risus)

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In momento Ego dabo tibi munera,

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Credo quod dono dignum munus tendat.

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Prius ego facio, et ducam te ad

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longis ambulant.

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Is, ut plerique de te,

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Ego coepi vita ut a parva haedi.

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Quot te coepi paulo hedum vitae?

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Puer natus est?

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Fere vestrum ... bene ...

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(Risus)

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Reliqua autem, quid? Maiores natus?

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Velim ad matrem!

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Loqui posse!

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Sicut paulo hedum fascino semper habebat facere potest.

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Hodie die expectantes iam multis annis

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Eo die adgressus est hodie

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impossibile est rectum coram oculis vestris

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at hic TEDxMaastricht.

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Im 'iens ut satus

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ostendens in finem:

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Ego autem sciatis

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quod fieri non poteft.

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Ego autem dedi tibi munera digna postremo patentes:

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Ego ostendam tibi quae facias impossibile tuis.

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Quaerenti ad impossibile, quod inveni

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inter duo universalia ligula.

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Quisque metus enim,

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et omnis qui habet somnium.

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Quaerenti ad impossibile, inveni tria

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Feci quod meum annos!

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modo me facere posse;

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Dodgeball vel dicas "Trefbal"

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Superman,

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et culex.

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Qui sunt tres keywords.

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Impossibile autem cur in vita mea.

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Et accipiam vos ad me deducatis longum iter

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a metus est somnium,

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A verbis ad gladium,

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de Dodgeball

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et Superman

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ut culex.

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Spero autem ad vos

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impossibile vitae possis.

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IV Octobris MMVII.

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Cor meum currentis, curvavi genua mea quatiebant

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quod egressus esset in scaena

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Cicero in theatrum

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Harvard University accipere

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Ig MMVII ad Nobel Praemium in Medicina

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Lorem co-scripta in charta Medicae

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dicitur "gladius, devoratis ...

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Et eius parte effectus ... ".

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(Risus)

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Sed nunquam legitur quod edidit in ephemeride paulo ante

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British Medical Journal.

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Et, quoniam impossibile est somnium adveho verus,

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cum repente ex inopinato ad aliquem sicut me,

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Honor autem numquam obliviscar.

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Sed non memorabili plurimum aetatis meae.

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IV Octobris MCMLXVII,

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vix est, timidos, macer, Wimpy Kid

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ab extremo metu passus est.

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Cumque obtulisset ei cibum prodirem in scaena,

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cor eius et cursus,

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genua labi.

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Abiit aperire os ad loquendum,

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his dictis non exiret.

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Et in lacrimas, steti tremens.

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Erat paralyticus et in stuporem,

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in timore constringitur.

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Hoc consternauit, verecundus, macer Wimpy Kid

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ab extremo metu passus est.

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Timuit Tenebras

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excelsa quoque timebunt,

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et serpentium, et terror aranearum ...

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Audet aliquis vestrum et timeatis aranearum angues?

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Immo, paucis te ...

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Erant et loca aquarum metus ...

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Doctores et nutrices et dentists metus,

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et acus, et terebras, et acuta obiecta.

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Sed prae ceteris habuit metus

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populo.

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Ut timidus, timidus macer Wimpy Kid

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me erat.

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Timuit me et a repudii

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sui habeatis, minorationem complexu

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aliquid et tum quidem novi vos pro signo:

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Social Anxietas inordinatio.

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Quia metus esset unicus bullies ceciderunt me.

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Hunc risum evocare nomina eorum qui omnino in ludo

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nota ludos.

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Ecce ego ad ludum ludere erat ...

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Dodgeball -

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et non erat bonum dodger.

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Bullies et vocabis nomen meum

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et ecce ego video autem rufus, et pilis Dodge

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supersonic celeritatum sonantem in os meum

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bam, bam, BAM!

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Ac memini domi multo tempore ambulare scholae

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et rubrum faciem meam, Pungens est, rufus erat, et aures adsensu est.

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Ardebant oculi mei lacrimam

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atque omnes fortunas conflagrare intellegerent verba in auribus meis.

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Et qui dixit,

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"Fustibus saxisque confringet ossa non nisi nocitura mihi verba" ...

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Sed mendacium est.

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Difficile ad similitudinem cultro linquit.

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Difficile quasi gladio pungitur conscientiae.

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Verba non tam profunda vulnera sunt,

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non potest non videri.

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Et metus erat. Verba autem mea hostem.

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Sed sunt.

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Sed etiam somnia.

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Et vade in domum tuam et ego vellem salvari Superman Drama

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et ego legitur comici librorum Superman

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sicut ego vidi et Superman vulputate velit esse.

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Volui pro veritate et iustitia

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Ego voluit ad pugnam contra kryptonite et scelerati,

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Et voluerunt fugere facta circa mundi, et salute humana faciat.

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Fascino forent quae ego vidi.

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Mallem legere Guinness libro Mundus Records Ripley libri credere vel non.

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Quaelibet Ripley vel numquam legistis in libro Mundus Records confecit?

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Ego diligentes Books!

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Et vidit ipsum verum et facere facinora fecere.

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Dixi autem quod nolo, illud facio.

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Si autem et sic impius sum bullies

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eorum in ludis ludos ludere,

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Volo verum antiqui realem fui.

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Mirum, quod qui bullies vere volo facere non possum.

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Volo et propositum vocationis

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Volo scire sensum meum,

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Volo aliquid mutare incredibilem mundum

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Fieri non potest probari volo.

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Fast deinceps annis X -

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21 factum est autem in sabbato ante diem.

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Quod uno die duo mutare vitam aeternam.

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Vivamus dictum in, India

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Ego missionaria est,

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Mentoris et amici mei ad me

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"Habes Thromes Danihel"

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Et dixi, "Thromes? Quid Thromes?"

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At ille respondit: "Thromes maiores vitae urna.

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Haerent somnia simul et finis, ut si posses

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quid vis ut faciam tibi vis ire alicunde

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si vis esse,

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quo vadis? Quid agis?

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Quis tu?

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Et dixi: "Non possumus facere quod ego sum quoque vix ego quoque plurima pertimescens Heu!"

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Nocte tulit lectum rice Eustatius super tectum,

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posuerunt subter et de stellis,

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Aspiciebam, et vespertiliones dare pro bomb culicibus.

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Et erant thromes cogitare potui, et metas et somniorum,

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et qui cum bullies dodgeballs.

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Paucis horis post somnium.

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Cor meum currentis, curvavi genua mea collidebantur.

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Hoc tempore non metuet.

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Et discerpens corpus meum.

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Et quinque dies,

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Essem et sensus mei me pugnarem moriens.

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Meum cerebrum ardebat usque ad CV gradu febris malaria.

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Et ego, cum sibi conscius esset, et omnia posset de sunt thromes.

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Dixi: "Quid vis tibi animam meam?"

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Denique 21 nocte natalis mei,

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a claritate in momento,

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Et factum est ad perfectionem:

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Quod ego modicum Culex,

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Aedes stephensi,

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modicum Culex

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et appendi minus quam V micrograms

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minus mica salis

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ut, si fieri posset de CULEX est a CLXX libras, LXXX kilo homo,

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Ego quod erat mei kryptonite.

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Hoc itaque mihi visum, non, non, non CULEX,

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Nam intra modicum Culex Parasitus,

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Plasmodium falciparum quae occidis million per annum.

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Et intellexit immo etiam suus minor,

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Mihi autem videtur tanto major.

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Intellexi,

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kryptonite timorem meum,

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parasitum meum,

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quod autem paralytici et claudi me tota vita mea.

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Scis nihil differt obnoxium et trepidum egit.

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Realis periculum est.

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Nolite est electio.

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Et cognovi voluissem electione

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Aut metuamus possem intereat defectum nocte

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potui aut metum mortis, et non potui

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somnis venire ad me ut vitam auderet.

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Scitis enim aliquid esse de lecto

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quod facit, et contra mortem vita vere vivere.

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Non intellexit omnem mortuum non omnis vivit.

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Praesent ut vivere moriendo.

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Certe, cum discis mori

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vere cognoscere et vivere.

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Sic EGO certus eram mutare

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quod, me nocte.

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Nolui mori.

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Et oravi paulum oratione dixi,

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"Deus meus, si vivam 21 eiusdem

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Timor meus non amplius dominabitur.

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Im 'iens ut metum mortis,

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Quia ego ad somnia

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Volo Mutabo habitum,

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Quid incredibile iudicatur apud volo animam meam

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Volo et propositum vocationis

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Quod fieri non potest scire. "

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Si tibi non superfuit nocte Et ego ostendam tibi ex te instar.

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(Risus)

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Sed prima nocte album X Thromes feci:

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Placuit volui continentes ad maiorem

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VII visitare Mirabilibus Mundi

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discere a bunch of linguis,

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vivet in desertam haberet insulam,

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navis in mari vivunt,

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cum etiam in una tribu superarit Amazona

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summitate montis ascendere Suetiam

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Volui videre montem Everest oriente

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qui noverit operari in musica Romae agenda fuerant,

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Circo voluit operari,

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Vivamus et velit prosiliunt.

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Super tunc viginti annos thromes pleraque eorum.

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Omni tempore coercens a throme meam album,

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V et X add meos ego magis album et album proficiens atque succrescens.

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Nam septem annos vixit in parvae insulae Bahamenses

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et de septem annis

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sed in culmo,

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et loca spearing stingrays comedere sola insula

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in lumbos,

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Natare cum squalis et feci cognoscere.

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Et inde movetur Mexicano

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et transivi ad basin in Aequatoria et Amazonum flumen,

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Mus Pujo Aequatoria, et habitaverunt ibi, et tribus,

248
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et paulatim ad lucretur fiducia sicut per thromes.

249
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Et ad rem musicam Romae et Suecia

250
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motus Stockholmiam operatus est musica negotium,

251
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quo ascenderunt verticem Mt. Kebnekaise supra circulum arcticum.

252
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Clowning didici,

253
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et praestigiae,

254
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et stilt-ambulantes,

255
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unicycle equo, ignis comedit, edere vitro mundo.

256
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In MCMXCVII, quam audivi, erant duodecim gladio, reliquerat swallowers

257
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Et dixi: "Heu facere!"

258
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Swallower occurrit gladium, et interrogavit eum quidam tips.

259
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At ille dixit: "Ave, dabo II Tips

260
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I Number: Suus 'valde periculosum

261
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Et hoc non est.

262
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II Number:

263
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Non experiri! "

264
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(Risus)

265
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Et additur index thromes meo.

266
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X ad XII die et exercitati cotidie

267
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ad quattuor annis.

268
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... Nunc rationem de ea,

269
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CCCLXV Ă— IV [X XII]

270
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Infelicis conatus est de 13,000

271
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primum impresso gladio iugulum in MMI quam tuas acceperim.

272
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Tempore constitui throme

273
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gladius in acie deglutitio ut mundi principes.

274
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Et quaesierunt omnes libri Emporium diurna dictum

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omnes medical fama, Libri studui, anatomia,

276
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Locutus sum cum doctores et nutrices

277
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networked cum omni gladio swallowers

278
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International Association Swallowers in gladio,

279
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II-annus medicinae investigationis charta et res

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devoratis et latus ensis Effectus

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quae edita in Acta Acta Medicine.

282
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(Risus)

283
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Gratias tibi.

284
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(Plausus)

285
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Et didicit aliqua fascinating rerum deglutiebam gladio.

286
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Bet aliquid numquam ante, sed post hac tu.

287
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Deinde tu domum et tu cum ferro erumpendo CARNIS

288
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aut gladium aut "bestek", tu cogitare ...

289
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Coepit gladius in India deglutiebam quod non -

290
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ubi viderunt primis vellem hedum ut XX annos -

291
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(IV) circiter annos circiter BC MM.

292
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Super praeteritum CL annos usus gladio swallowers

293
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artium et medicinae doctore in agris

294
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auxilium evolvere rigidum endoscope in MDCCCLXVIII

295
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by Adolf Kussmaul Freiburg in Germania.

296
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In MCMVI, et Electrocardiogram in Wallia,

297
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deglutire student, ut perturbationes, et digestionis,

298
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bronchoscopes id genus est.

299
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Super praeteritum CL annis

300
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,860
Scimus centena iniurias mortibus justo ...

301
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Hic endoscope est rigidum, quod erat developed per Kussmaul von Dr.

302
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Sed invenimus fuisse olim CL annis XXIX caedes

303
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quos gladio suo duro corde, qui Londini swallower in gladio.

304
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Inde etiam comperi ad III VIII

305
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devorat gladius gravi iniurias per annos singulos.

306
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Quia scio ego phone vocat.

307
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Ego autem duobus ex eis ambulantibus

308
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de Suecia et trans Orlando de praeterito pauci weeks,

309
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qui sunt in gladio swallowers hospitalis de iniuriis.

310
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Et hoc est valde periculosum.

311
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Aliud est, quod didici deglutiebam est gladio

312
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II annos X annis de gladio discere devorare

313
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qui pro multis.

314
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Sed maxime attrahenti est inventio didici,

315
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swallowers gladio quam discere ad impossibile.

316
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Modicum tempus vobiscum sum et vado ad abscondito

317
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99,9% id dolor non est.

318
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.1% Dolor id enim fieri potest ut instar sicco.

319
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Et assumam vos mihi in mentem venit de via swallower gladium.

320
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Ut glutiam gladium mentis materia requirit delectatio

321
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retrahitur novacula-acutus, ut in punctum accurate

322
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ut separaret interno organa corporis et victus ipso corpore reflexes

323
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Synopsis in supplementum cerebrum, musculus saepe per memoriam

324
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deliberata usu, per super 10,000 temporum.

325
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Et ducam te in via paululum corpus swallower gladium.

326
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Ut devorare ore gladii

327
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Ego labi per linguam meam super herbam,

328
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cohibere in ceruicis reflexum iocus est, gulae,

329
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XC gradus epiglottide navigari declinare,

330
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sphincter esophageal cricopharyngeal per superiores,

331
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reprimere perystalsis reflexum,

332
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labatur pectore ferrum in cavitate

333
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inter pulmonem.

334
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In hac parte,

335
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Non declines cor meum pulsare actu.

336
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Si sollicite vigilare,

337
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videas ferro cordis ictum

338
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quia eam corde innixa

339
00:14:55,339 --> 00:14:58,299
octavam circiter UnciĂŚ esophageal textus separati.

340
00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:00,140
Quod non potest esse falsum.

341
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Praeterita et ad iugulum labi,

342
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,250
inferioribus retro musculus sphincter esophageal, in ventrem vadit,

343
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,680
retch reprimere usque ad flexus in ventriculo duodenum.

344
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,750
Fragmen massae.

345
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(Risus)

346
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,880
Quam ob rem ulterius,

347
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:17,720
usque ad meas Fallopian fistularum. (Dutch) Fallopian fistulae!

348
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,980
Guys, ut posterius poteris coniugum ...

349
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,900
Populus quaeris, inquiunt,

350
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,740
"Non oportet ut multum constantia periculum vitae tuae

351
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cor pulsare, gladium suum deglutiat ... "

352
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,500
N Quid est vera virtus

353
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est enim, ut egestas sem tellus, macer Wimpy Kid

354
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,620
Insuccessus et rejectio ad periculum,

355
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ad cor,

356
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,240
et praecipitabit sua superbia,

357
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,060
et stabunt in conspectu totum fasciculum alieni

358
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,670
et dicam tibi de sermone timores et somniorum

359
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,580
periculum effusionis viscera et proprie, et aliquid figurative.

360
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Vides - Gratias agimus tibi.

361
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(Plausus)

362
00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:56,250
Ecce vere est mirabile

363
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,650
In vita mea praeclara est mihi semper

364
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et iam non sum.

365
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Sed mirum non est quod vere devorare

366
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XXI arma simul,

367
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,500
aut XX pedes in lacus of underwater LXXXVIII loca et Stingrays

368
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,307
Rippele et credere vel non,

369
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,600
vel ad calore MD gradus rubrum calidum Stan ad Lee Superhumans

370
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,470
ut "homo Ferro"

371
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,574
et quod fervens ut hirudo!

372
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,920
Trahere currum, aut de Rippele et gladio,

373
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,290
vel Guinness,

374
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,760
vel denique ab Americae scriptor Got Talent,

375
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,540
Ig concilianda Nobel Praemium in MMVII vel nisl.

376
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,900
Sed advertendum est quod non vere.

377
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,350
Quod suus quid putant. Non non, non. Quod non est.

378
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,800
Vere mirabilis est

379
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,660
quod vix fieri posset deus, fugax, invalidi Wimpy Kid

380
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,200
excelsa quoque timebunt, qui erat,

381
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,890
quae loca aquarum, et timui,

382
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,370
doctores et nutrices et acuta obiecta et acus

383
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,640
et loqui ad populum

384
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,800
tulit et nunc secundo me volantes circum orbem terrarum

385
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,320
at 30,000 pedes altitudinis

386
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,900
quae devoratis acri lacus in in underwater loca,

387
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,430
doctores et nutrices et loquentem ad te et spectatorum ligula.

388
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,580
Ut vere mirabile mihi.

389
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,450
Semper voluit impossibile -

390
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,380
Gratias tibi.

391
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:03,760
(Plausus)

392
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,220
Gratias tibi.

393
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,040
(Plausus)

394
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,569
Impossibile semper voluit, et ego relictus sum.

395
00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:15,858
Volui facere miraculum suam et cum mundo,

396
00:17:15,858 --> 00:17:16,897
et iam non sum.

397
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:19,819
Semper voluit se faciens divina facta circa mundi

398
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,377
et salute, et ego relictus sum.

399
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:22,720
Et scis quid?

400
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,569
Non parum tamen parum magnus hedum in somnis

401
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,290
penitus.

402
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:36,197
(Risus) (Plausus)

403
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,240
Scitis autem et semper voluit invenire propositum vocationis

404
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,530
Nunc ego inveni.

405
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,920
Sed coniecto quis?

406
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,230
Suus 'non a facie gladii imminentis, quid putem, non meis viribus.

407
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,510
Suus 'vere infirmitate mea verba mea.

408
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:51,090
Vocatio intentio mutare mundi

409
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,390
quum in timore,

410
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,910
gladius ad tempus, tum denique,

411
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:57,450
uno tempore ferrum, una simul,

412
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,700
inspirare populus ad superheroes

413
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,860
impossibile et decori in vita sua.

414
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,680
Exequi sententias aliorum subvenire suis inveniet.

415
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,680
Quid tua?

416
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,960
Quid ad te?

417
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,960
Quid vis ut faciam?

418
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,590
Et vocatis omnibus superheroes sumus.

419
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,260
Quid est superpower?

420
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,990
Ex mundi super VII billion multitudo populi

421
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:20,250
non minus quam a paucis duodecim hominum Horribilium gladio swallowers

422
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,661
reliquit circa mundi hodie,

423
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:22,940
sed uni tantum.

424
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,070
Tu es unicus.

425
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,540
Quid est fabula?

426
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,760
Quis enim te discernit?

427
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,180
Et dices ad fabulam,

428
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,721
etsi vox tenuis movetur.

429
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,340
Quid sunt thromes?

430
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,850
Si posset aliquid, si quis illuc -

431
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,430
Quid agis? Where'd te?

432
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:38,480
Quid agis?

433
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,340
Quid vis ut faciam tibi anima tua?

434
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,760
Quod magnus vobis sunt somnia?

435
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,450
Quid haedum istos tanquam somnia? Cogitare retro.

436
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,240
Bet hoc non fuit?

437
00:18:46,483 --> 00:18:47,880
Quod sunt ultimus mentium somnia vestra

438
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,450
et quod mirum putabam tam obscura fuerunt?

439
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:54,040
Bet somnis ne mirum omnibus his non est?

440
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,050
Quid est gladio?

441
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,650
Unusquisque vestrum habens gladium

442
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,600
a gladio ancipiti metu et somniorum.

443
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,520
Hirundo gladiis quitquid.

444
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,870
Imitare somnia dominarum et iudices,

445
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,900
Nam id turpis sit amet neque sero voluit.

446
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,920
Nam cum bullies dogdeballs, his haedos qui

447
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,916
ut non impossibile,

448
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,645
Habeo unum dicere ad illos:

449
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:18,841
Gratias tibi.

450
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,220
Quia si non scelerati superheroes nolumus.

451
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:27,237
Fieri non potest probare adsum.

452
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,310
Hoc est valde periculosum posset interficere.

453
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,720
Ego spero frui.

454
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,260
(Risus)

455
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,700
Ego in hoc opus adiutorium.

456
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:48,405
Auditores: duo, tria.

457
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:52,100
Dan Meyer: Non non nulla. Opus auxilium enumerando partem in omnes OK?

458
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,210
(Risus)

459
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,840
Si tu verbis? Consentio?
Omnes arbitror mihi. Promptus?

460
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:56,964
Unum.

461
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,150
Duo.

462
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:58,980
Tribus.

463
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,920
Sed illud II sed ideam habes.

464
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,780
Auditores: Unum.

465
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,750
Duo.

466
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,010
Tribus.

467
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,280
(Anhela)

468
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,940
(Plausus)

469
00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:17,450
DM: Immo!

470
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:23,100
(Plausus) (Fremitus)

471
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,820
Gratias tibi valde.

472
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:28,800
Gratias tibi ago gratias.
Lorem ab imo pectore.

473
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,290
Etiam gratias ex imo ventre.

474
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,020
Dixi tibi impossibile huc et nunc.

475
00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:37,730
Sed hoc non potest esse. Ego faciam omnem diem hanc.

476
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Et hoc est impossibile, quia vix, pudor, timor macer Wimpy Kid est os eius,

477
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,600
hic stetit in TED[x] scaena,

478
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,100
mutare mundi, uno tempore,

479
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,080
gladius in tempore, tempus vitae.

480
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,060
Si certum est tibi in via, si credis feci

481
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,460
impossibile est non esse,

482
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,960
si potes esse quod impossibile dedi te in vita tua,

483
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,020
tunc opus est, et tua est inciperent.

484
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:04,100
Numquam prohibere somniantes. Credens nunquam subsisto.

485
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,350
Gratias vobis qui credit in me,

486
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,250
et pars mea propter vim somnii comprehendunt.

487
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,550
Et hic tibi munusculum de manibus meis:

488
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,486
Quod est impossibile, non ...

489
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:12,920
Auditores: impossibile.

490
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,920
De dono diu ambulandum.

491
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:19,560
(Plausus)

492
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,020
Gratias tibi.

493
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:25,360
(Plausus)

494
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,560
(Plausus)

495
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:30,240
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