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Matur suwun.

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Riyén wonten Maharaja ing India kang
ndamel titah ing dinten ambal warsanipun

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yèn sekabèhé temenggung kedah mbekta
hadhiah kanggé sang raja.

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Wonten kang mbekta sutra,
wonten kang mbekta pedhang mewah,

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wonten kang mbekta emas.

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Ing pungkasanipun barisan wonten
tiyang sepuh kang keriput sanget

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mlampah saking désanipun ing kathah dinten
langkung segara.

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Nalika mlampah, putranipun raja tanglet,
"Hadhiah apa sing sampéyan gawa?"

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Tiyang sepuh punika alon-alon mbukak
tanganipun nuduhaken

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kerang kang bagus sanget, kaliyan
lengkung ungu lan kuning, abang lan biru.

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Putranipun raja dhawuh,

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"Hadhiah iku ora cocok kanggo Raja!
Hadhiah apa iku?"

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Tiyang sepuh punika ningali
putranipun raja lan sanjang,

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"Mlampah kang dangu...bagéan
saking hadhiah."

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(Ngguyu)

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Ing sadhéla, kula badhé nyukani
panjenengan sekaliyan hadhiah,

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hadhiah kang kula percayani
hadhiah kang manfaat.

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Nanging sadèrèngé, kula bekta panjenengan

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dhateng lampah kula.

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Kados penjenengan,

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kula lair minangka bocah cilik.

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Wonten pinten panjenengan kang lair
minangka bocah cilik?

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Lair enom?

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Kira-kira setengahipun... Oke...

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(Ngguyu)

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Lan sisanipun napa?
Lahir minangka diwasa?

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Kula kepéngin panggih ibu panjenengan!

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Niku mustail!

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Nalika cilik, kula kasengsem kalih
nglakoni kang mustail.

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Dinten niki niku dinten ingkang kula
tunggu-tunggu,

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krana dinten niki niku dinten
kula badhé nyobi

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nindakaké kang mustail ing ngajengipun
penjenengan,

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ing TEDxMaastricht mriki.

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Kula badhé mulai

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kalih nuduhaké pungkasanipun:

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kula badhé mbuktèkaken

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yèn ingkang mustail niku
mboten mustail.

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Kula badhé mungkasi kaliyan nyukani
panjenengan hadhiah kang manfaat:

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Kula badhé nuduhaké yèn panjenengan saget
nglakoni kang mustail.

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Ing usaha kula nglakoni kang mustail,
kula nemoaken yèn

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ana kalih perkara ingkang sami
ing antarané manungsa sedaya.

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Manungsa sedaya gadhah ajrih,

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lan manungsa sedaya gadhah impèn.

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Ing usaha kula nglakoni kang mustail,
kula nemoaken tigang perkawis

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kang sampun kula lakoni taunan
ingkang nyebabaké

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kula nglakoni perkawis kang mustail:

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Dodgeball, utawi panjenengan
arani "Trefbal",

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Superman,

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lan Nyamuk.

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Menika tiga tembung kunci.

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Saniki panjenengan ngertos alasan
kula nglakoni kang mustail.

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Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan dhateng
lelungan kula,

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saking ajrih marang impèn,

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saking tembung marang pedhang,

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saking Dodgeball

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marang Superman

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marang Nyamuk.

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Kula pèngin nuduhaken

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caranipun nindakaken ingkang mustail.

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4 Oktober 2007.

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Ati kula ndhredheg,
jengku kula gemeter

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nalika minggah panggung

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ing Teater Sanders

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Universitas Harvard damel nampi

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Hadhiah Nobel Ig 2007 ing Obat-obatan

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kanggé riset medis ingkang kula
tulis sareng

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kaléh judhul "Ngulu Pedhang...

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... lan Efek Sampingipun".

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(Ngguyu)

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Menika diterbitaken ing jurnal alit,
kula dhèreng naté waos sadèréngé,

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British Medical Journal.

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Damel kula, menika wau impèn mustail
kang dados kasunyatan,

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kejutan kang mboten dinyana damel
tiyang kados kula,

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pakurmatan kang mboten badhé
kula supéaken.

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Tapi, menika wau sanès bagèan kang
paling kula ilingi.

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4 Oktober 1967,

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laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niki

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ngalami ajrih ingkang sanget.

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Nalika dhèwèké nyiapaken
minggah panggung,

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manahipun ndhredheg,

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jengkunipun gemeter.

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Dhèwèké badhé mbukak lambénipun,

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mboten wonten tembung ingkang medal.

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Dhèwèké gemeteran ing luh.

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Lumpuh ing panik,

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mbeku ing ajrih.

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Laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niki

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ngalami ajrih ingkang sanget.

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Dhèwèké ajrih marang peteng,

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ajrih marang panggèn inggil,

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ajrih marang laba-laba lan ula.

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Wonten kang ajrih kaliyan laba-laba
lan ula?

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Nggih, wonten sawetara..

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Dhèwèké ajrih marang toya lan hiu..

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Ajrih marang dokter, suster lan
dokter waja,

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lan dom lan bor lan barang kang cetha.

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Nanging dhèwèké paling ajrih
marang

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tiyang.

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Laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku

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kula.

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Kula ajrih marang kegagalan lan penolakan,

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mboten percaya diri,
kompleks inferioritas,

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lan perkara ingkang wektu niku dèrèng
dipuntepangi:

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gangguan kecemasan sosial.

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Amarga ajrih, perundung nggodha
lan nggebagi kula.

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Sedaya nggujeng lan ngèjèk kula,
mboten ngajak kula dolanan

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rusa kutub.

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Wonten setunggal dolanan ingkang kula
diangsalaken tumut...

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Dodgeball -

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kula sanès pandolan kang saé.

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Perundung punika nimbali nami kula,

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nalika ndongak, wonten bal abrit

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nubruk wajah kula enggal pisan

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bam, bam, bam!

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kula émut ndinten-dinten mlampah
wangsul saking sekolah,

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wajah kula abrit lan perih,
kuping kula abrit lan mbrenginging.

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Paningal kula panas kaliyan luh,

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lan gunemané perundung punika
mbakar kuping kula.

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Lan sintena kang criyos,

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"Tongkat lan watu saget nugelaken balung
kula tapi guneman mboten saget natoni"

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Menika mboten leres.

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Guneman saget ngiris kados lading.

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Guneman saget nyuduk kados pedhang.

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Guneman saget natoni kang jero

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ngantos mboten saget dipriksani.

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Kula gadhah ajrih.
Lan guneman niku musuh bebuyutan kula.

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Taksih.

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Tapi kula nggih gadhah impèn.

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Nalika dugi griya,
kula slimuraken kaliyan komik Superman

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kula maos komik Superman

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ing awangan kula, kula péngén dados
pahlawan super kados Superman.

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Kula péngén merjuangaken
ingkang leres lan adhil,

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merangi tiyang ala lan séla kripton,

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miber keliling dunya mbiantu lan
nlyametaken tiyang lintu.

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Kula ugi kesengsem kaliyan barang
kang nyata.

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Kula maos Guiness Book of World Records
lan buku Ripley's Believe it or Not.

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Wonten kang nate maos Guinness
Book of World Records utawi Ripley's ?

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Kula remen buku niku wau!

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Kula ningali tiyang nyata nindakaké
barang nyata.

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Kula péngin nindakaké punika.

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Menawi perundung niku nglarang
kula

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dolanan kaliyan dhèwèké,

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kula péngin nindakaké sihir nyata,
barang nyata,

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nindakaké samukawis kang linangkung,
perundung mboten saget tindakaken.

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Kula péngin sumerep tujuan gesang kula,

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menawi gesang kula gadhah jarwa,

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kula péngin nindakaké samukawis kang
linangkung damel ngéwahi dunya;

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kula péngin mbuktèkaken menawi kang
mustail niku mboten mustail.

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10 taun saksampunipun -

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Seminggu sakdèrèngé ambal warsa 21
kula.

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Wonten kalih kedadosan ing sedinten kang
badhé ngéwahi gesang kula.

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Wektu niku kula gesang ing Tamil Nadu,
India Kidul

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Kula wektu niku misionaris,

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lan mentor kula,
réncang kula tanglet,

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"Sampéyan duwé Throme, Daniel?"

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Kula tanglet, "Thromes?
Apa iku Thromes?"

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Dhèwèké sanjang, "Thromes iku tujuan urip
sing gedhé.

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kombinasi antara impèn lan tujuan,
yèn sampéyan iso

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nglakoni apa waé, lunga
nyang endi waé,

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dadi sapa waé sing kokpéngini,

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arep lunga nyang endi sampéyan?
arep nglakoni apa sampéyan?

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arep dadi sapa sampéyan?

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Kula sanjang,"Aku ora iso! aku wediyan!
Aku wedi karo apa waé!"

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Ing dalu niku kula bekta gelaran kula
dateng atap bungalow,

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lintang dados atapipun,

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lan ningali lawa mangsa nyamuk.

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Kula namung mikiraken thromes,
impèn lan tujuan kula,

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lan para perundung kaliyan dodgeball.

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Ing sawetara jam, lajeng kula tangi.

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Manah kula dheg-dhegan,
jengku kula gemeter.

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Tapi niki sanès amargi ajrih.

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Badan kula kejang.

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Ing gangsal dinten

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kula bola-bali sadhar lan mboten, ing
ranjang kematian merjuangaken gesang kula.

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Utek kula panas 40 derajat demam malaria.

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Saben sadhar, kula namung mikiraken
thromes.

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Ing manah kula,
"Apa sing takpéngini karo uripku?"

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Akhiripun, sedalu sadèrèngé
ambal warsa 21 kula,

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nalika sedanten gamblang,

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kula sadhar:

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kula sadhar menawi nyamuk alit niku,

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Anopheles Stephensi,

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nyamuk alit niku

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kang antebipun kirang saking
5 mikrogram

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kirang saking antebipun uyah,

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menawi nyamuk menika saget ngalahaken
tiyang 170 pon, 80 kilo,

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kula sadhar menika wau
séla kripton kula.

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Lajeng kula sadhar,
sanès, sanès nyamuké,

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tapi parasit alit ing dalem nyamukipun,

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Plasmodium Falciparum, kang mejahi
langkung saking seyuta tiyang setaun.

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Lajeng kula sadhar
Sanès niku, tapi langkung alit,

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kula ngraos menika wau
langkung ageng.

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Kula sadhar,

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ajrih menika séla kripton kula,

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parasit kula,

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kang sampun nglumpuhaken kula
salebetipun gesang kula.

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Baya lan ajrih niku bènten.

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Baya menika nyata.

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Ajrih menika pilihan.

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Lan kula sadhar kula gadhah pilihan:

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kula saget gesang ing ajrih,
lan séda ing kewurungan dalu niku,

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utawi kula saget ngilangaken ajrih kula,
lan kula saget

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mujudaken pangimpèn kula,
wantun nglampahi gesang kula.

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Nalika panjenengan wonten ing
ranjang kematian

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lan ngadhepi pejah, punika saget ndamel
panjenengan kersa nglampahi gesang.

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Kula sadhar tiyang saget pejah,
mboten sedanten saget gesang saéstu.

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Ing sekarat, kita saget gesang.

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Nalika sinau damel pejah,

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panjenengan sinau damel gesang.

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Kula mutusaken menawi kula
badhé ngéwahi

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cariyos kula dalu niku.

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Kula mboten kersa pejah.

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Dados kula ndonga,

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"Gusti, menawi kula taksih gesang
ngantos ambal warsa 21,

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kula mboten péngin ajrih ngatur
gesang kula malih.

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Kula badhé ngilangaken ajrih,

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kula badhé mujudaken pangimpèn kula,

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kula kersa ngéwahi sikap kula,

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nindakaken samubarang kang linangkung
ing gesang,

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kula kersa nemoaken tujuan gesang kula,

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lan mangertosi menawi kang mustail
niku mboten mustail."

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Kula mboten badhé nyriosi menawi kula
slamet dalu niku, pados mangertos piyambak

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(Ngguyu)

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Nanging dalu punika kula ndamel daftar
10 Thromes awal kula:

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Kula péngin nyambangi benua utama

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nyambangi 7 Keajaiban Dunia

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sinau kathah basa,

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gesang ing pulau kang terpencil,

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gesang ing kapal ing seganten,

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gesang kaliyan suku Indian
ing Amazon,

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minggah ngantos puncak gunung
paling inggil ing Swedia,

00:10:01.210 --> 00:10:03.180
ningali Gunung Everest nalika
srengéngé mlethèk,

00:10:03.190 --> 00:10:05.390
nyambut damel ing bisnis musik
ing Nashville,

00:10:05.400 --> 00:10:07.060
kula péngin nyambut damel
kaliyan sirkus,

00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:09.120
lan mlumpat saking pesawat.

00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:12.380
Langkung saking kalih dasa tahun,
kula wujudaken throme kula.

00:10:12.410 --> 00:10:14.650
Saben kula kasil nindakaken
setunggal throme,

00:10:14.650 --> 00:10:18.190
kula tambahi 5 utawi 10 malih,
daftar kula tambah ageng.

00:10:18.800 --> 00:10:23.280
Ing pitung taun saklajengipun, kula gesang
ing pulau alit ing Bahamas

00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:25.360
ing pitung taun

00:10:25.370 --> 00:10:27.274
ing gubuk,

00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:33.820
numbak ulam hiu lan pari damel tedhan,
namung kula ing pulau punika,

00:10:33.820 --> 00:10:36.249
nganggé cawat,

00:10:36.680 --> 00:10:39.160
lan kula sinau nglangi kaliyan hiu.

00:10:39.160 --> 00:10:40.980
Saking ngrika, kula pindhah dhateng Mexico,

00:10:40.980 --> 00:10:45.000
lajeng dhateng basin Kali Amazon
ing Ekuador,

00:10:45.241 --> 00:10:48.100
Pujo Pongo Ekuador,
gesang kaliyan suku ing ngrika,

00:10:48.100 --> 00:10:52.180
sekedhik baka sekedhik kula dados
percaya dhiri amargi throme kula.

00:10:52.180 --> 00:10:55.100
Kula pindhah dhateng bisnis musik
ing Nashville, lajeng Swedia,

00:10:55.110 --> 00:10:57.870
pindhah dhateng Stockholm,
nyambut damel ing bisnis musik,

00:10:57.870 --> 00:11:01.920
kula ugi minggah puncak redi Kebnekaise
tebih ing inggilé Lingkaran Arktik.

00:11:03.300 --> 00:11:04.750
Kula sinau dados badhut,

00:11:04.750 --> 00:11:05.860
lan sulap bola,

00:11:05.860 --> 00:11:07.480
lan mlampah kaliyan égrang,

00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:10.440
sepédhahan roda setunggal,
mangan geni lan beling.

00:11:10.450 --> 00:11:13.620
Ing 1997 kula mireng namung wonten kirang
saking kalihwelas penelan pedhang

00:11:13.620 --> 00:11:15.410
kula sanjang, "aku kudu iso
ngulu pedhang!"

00:11:15.420 --> 00:11:18.290
Kula kepanggih penelan pedhang,
lan kula nedha tips.

00:11:18.290 --> 00:11:20.190
Piyambaké sanjang, "Tak wènèhi 2 tips:

00:11:20.190 --> 00:11:21.926
Nomer 1: Iki bahaya banget,

00:11:21.926 --> 00:11:23.948
Akèh sing mati saka nglakoni iki.

00:11:23.948 --> 00:11:24.953
Nomer 2:

00:11:24.953 --> 00:11:26.206
Aja dicoba!"

00:11:26.206 --> 00:11:27.520
(Ngguyu)

00:11:27.540 --> 00:11:29.540
Dados kula tambahaken menika
ing daftar throme.

00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.320
Kula latihan kaping 10 ngantos 12
sedinten, saben dinten

00:11:33.660 --> 00:11:35.160
ing sekawan taun.

00:11:35.209 --> 00:11:36.709
Saniki kula itung-itung...

00:11:36.709 --> 00:11:40.020
4 x 365 [x 12]

00:11:40.020 --> 00:11:42.660
kinten-kinten 13.000 cobèn kang gagal

00:11:42.660 --> 00:11:45.420
sadèrèngé kasil ngulu pedhang
ing 2001.

00:11:46.002 --> 00:11:47.630
Wektu niku kula ndamel
setunggal throme

00:11:47.630 --> 00:11:50.940
supados dados ahli penelan pedhang
ing dunya.

00:11:50.970 --> 00:11:53.820
Kula waos sedaya buku , majalah,
artikel koran,

00:11:53.820 --> 00:11:57.670
sedaya laporan medis,
kula sinau fisiologi, anatomi,

00:11:57.676 --> 00:11:59.719
kula diskusi kaliyan dokter lan suster,

00:11:59.719 --> 00:12:01.760
ngempalaken sedaya penelan pedhang

00:12:01.760 --> 00:12:04.250
ing dalem Sword Swallowers Association
International,

00:12:04.250 --> 00:12:06.450
lan nindakaken 2 taun penelitian medis

00:12:06.450 --> 00:12:08.580
ing Ngulu Pedhang lan Efek Sampingipun

00:12:08.580 --> 00:12:10.980
kang diterbitaken ing
British Medical Journal.

00:12:10.980 --> 00:12:11.840
(Ngguyu)

00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:12.940
Matur suwun.

00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:17.748
(Keplok)

00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:21.570
Kula angsal sawetara kaweruh
babagan ngulu pedhang.

00:12:21.571 --> 00:12:25.260
Kula yakin jenengan dèrèng naté pikiraken,
tapi pasti mikiraken samantun niki.

00:12:25.260 --> 00:12:28.550
Kala wangsul mangké, lan ngiris steak
panjenengan kaliyan lading

00:12:28.550 --> 00:12:31.759
utawi pedhang, utawi "bestek",
panjenengan badhé mikiraken niki...

00:12:34.257 --> 00:12:36.589
Ngulu pedhang menika
diwiwiti ing India -

00:12:36.589 --> 00:12:39.889
panggénan kula ningali ngulu pedhang
pertama kali kala kula 21 taun -

00:12:39.889 --> 00:12:42.290
kinten-kinten 4000 tahun kepengker,
2000 SM.

00:12:42.290 --> 00:12:45.580
Salebetipun langkung saking 150 taun,
penelan pedhang digunakaken

00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:47.400
ing bidhang sains lan obat-obatan

00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:51.160
kanggé mbiantu ngembangaken
endoskop kaku ing 1868

00:12:51.160 --> 00:12:53.820
déning Dr. Adolf Kussmaul
ing Freiburg Germany.

00:12:53.880 --> 00:12:56.639
Ing 1906, electrokardiogram ing Wales,

00:12:56.639 --> 00:13:00.240
kanggé nyinauni penyakit babagan
ngulu lan pencernaan,

00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.860
bronkoskop lan sajinisipun.

00:13:01.860 --> 00:13:03.840
Tapi salebetipun langkung
saking 150 taun,

00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:07.860
wonten atusan cidra lan
puluhan pejah...

00:13:07.880 --> 00:13:14.560
Menika endoskop kaku kang dikembangaken
déning Dr. Adolf Kussmaul.

00:13:14.740 --> 00:13:18.679
Nanging kita nemoaken menawa wonten
29 pejah ing salebetipun 150 taun niki

00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:22.462
kalebet penelan pedhang ing London niki
kang nujleb manahipun kaliyan pedhang.

00:13:23.142 --> 00:13:25.340
Ugi wonten 3 ngantos 8

00:13:25.340 --> 00:13:27.780
cidro saking ngulu pedhang
kang serius saben taun.

00:13:27.780 --> 00:13:29.880
Kula sumerep amargi kula ditelpon.

00:13:29.880 --> 00:13:31.150
Kula nembé ditelpon ping kalih,

00:13:31.150 --> 00:13:34.320
setunggal saking Swedia lan saking
Orlando minggu kepengker,

00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:37.019
penelan pedhang kang opnam
ing omah sakit amargi cidro.

00:13:37.019 --> 00:13:38.769
Dados niki bahaya sanget.

00:13:38.769 --> 00:13:41.629
Perkawis lintuné kang kula pahami
menawi ngulu pedhang mbutuhaken

00:13:41.629 --> 00:13:44.320
saking 2 ngantos 10 taun damel nyinauni
caranipun ngulu pedhang

00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.610
damel kathah tiyang.

00:13:45.610 --> 00:13:48.020
Tapi perkawis kang paling linangkung
nggéh menika

00:13:48.020 --> 00:13:51.360
caranipun penelan pedhang nyobi
nindakaken perkawis kang mustail.

00:13:51.460 --> 00:13:53.460
Kula badhé nyukani penjenengan
wados alit:

00:13:53.520 --> 00:13:57.580
Ampun fokus kaliyan 99.9%
kang mustail.

00:13:57.580 --> 00:14:02.030
Fokus kaliyan .1% kang mungkin, lan sinau
caranipun ndamel mungkin perkawis menika.

00:14:02.817 --> 00:14:06.140
Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan ing dalem
manahipun penelan pedhang.

00:14:06.140 --> 00:14:09.479
Supados saget ngulu pedhang, dibutuhaken
meditasi "pikiran atas materi",

00:14:09.479 --> 00:14:12.270
konsentrasi tingkat inggil,
akurasi kang sampurna kanggé

00:14:12.270 --> 00:14:15.670
ngasingaken organ badhan internal lan
ngilangaken refleks otomatis badhan

00:14:15.710 --> 00:14:20.370
langkung sinopsis otak kang kiat,
langkung memori otot kang diulang-ulang

00:14:20.450 --> 00:14:23.720
déning latian langkung saking
kaping 1.000.

00:14:24.020 --> 00:14:28.090
Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan ing dalem
badhanipun penelan pedhang.

00:14:28.310 --> 00:14:30.130
Supados saget ngulu pedhang,

00:14:30.130 --> 00:14:32.250
kula kedah nyelipaken pedhang langkung
ilat kula,

00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.780
nahan refleks mutah ing
kerongkongan serviks,

00:14:34.780 --> 00:14:37.740
bélok 90 drajat mandhapi epiglotis,

00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.040
langkung cricopharyngeal
sfingter esofagus inggil,

00:14:41.060 --> 00:14:42.600
nahan refleks perystalsis,

00:14:42.600 --> 00:14:44.380
nyelipaken pedhang dhateng
rongga dhadha

00:14:44.380 --> 00:14:45.960
ing antawisipun paru-paru.

00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.349
Ing titik niki,

00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:50.389
kula kedah nekan dhateng samping
jantung kula.

00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:51.720
Menawi ditingali kaliyan titi,

00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:53.860
saged ditingali jantung kula berdenyut
kaliyan pedhang

00:14:53.860 --> 00:14:55.859
amargi pedhangipun nyèndhèn jantung

00:14:55.859 --> 00:14:58.809
dipisahaken kaliyan kinten-kinten wolung
inci jaringan esophageal.

00:14:58.809 --> 00:15:00.580
Niki sanès perkawis kang saged
di damel-damel.

00:15:00.580 --> 00:15:02.710
Langkung pedhangipun kedah diselipaken
langkung tosan dhadha,

00:15:02.710 --> 00:15:05.540
langkung sfingter esofagus andhap,
mandhap dhateng lambung,

00:15:05.540 --> 00:15:09.020
nahan refleks mutah ing lambung
ngantos duodenum.

00:15:09.020 --> 00:15:09.750
Gampang.

00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:10.930
(Ngguyu)

00:15:10.930 --> 00:15:12.880
Menawi kula lanjutaken,

00:15:12.880 --> 00:15:17.720
ngantos tuba falopi kula.
(Basa Landa) Eileiders!

00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:20.980
Mangké panjenengan saged tanglet
garwanipun piyambak...

00:15:22.160 --> 00:15:23.900
Tiyang tanglet kula,

00:15:23.900 --> 00:15:26.740
"Kedah kendel sanget supados saget
ngadhepi risiko ing gesang

00:15:26.740 --> 00:15:28.800
nekan jantung, lan
ngulu pedhang..."

00:15:28.800 --> 00:15:30.500
Mboten. Kang mbetahaken kekendelan

00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:33.020
yaiku damel ajrih, lingsem, kera,
lan lemah niku

00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:35.620
ngadhepi kegagalan lan penolakan,

00:15:35.620 --> 00:15:37.040
mbikak manahipun,

00:15:37.040 --> 00:15:38.240
lan ngulu egonipun

00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:41.060
lan jumeneng ing mriki, ing ajengipun
tiyang asing

00:15:41.060 --> 00:15:43.670
nyriosaken babagan ajrih
lan pangimpèn piyambakipun,

00:15:43.680 --> 00:15:47.580
kaliyan risiko mutah,
ing artosan literal lan figuratif.

00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:49.450
Matur suwun.

00:15:49.450 --> 00:15:53.720
(Keplok)

00:15:53.850 --> 00:15:56.250
Kang linangkung saèstu yaniku

00:15:56.250 --> 00:15:58.650
kula tansah kersa nindakaken
perkawis kang linangkung

00:15:58.650 --> 00:15:59.780
lan saniki kula saget.

00:15:59.780 --> 00:16:02.880
Nanging perkawis kang linangkung saèstu
sanès saget ngulu

00:16:02.880 --> 00:16:05.170
pedhang 21 ing setunggal wektu,

00:16:07.640 --> 00:16:10.500
utawi 20 kaki ing lebet toya ing tangki
kebak 88 hiu lan iwak pari

00:16:10.500 --> 00:16:12.307
damel Ripley's Believe It or Not,

00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:17.600
utawi dipanasaken ngantos 1500 drajat
damel Stan Lee's Superhumans

00:16:17.610 --> 00:16:19.470
dados "Manungsa Baja"

00:16:19.520 --> 00:16:21.574
lan menika bentèr sanget!

00:16:22.460 --> 00:16:24.920
Utawi narik montor kaliyan pedhang
damel Ripley's,

00:16:24.930 --> 00:16:26.290
utawi Guinness,

00:16:26.290 --> 00:16:28.760
utawi mlebet finalipun
America's Got Talent,

00:16:28.820 --> 00:16:31.540
utawi menangaken Ig Nobel Prize
in Medicine 2007.

00:16:31.550 --> 00:16:33.900
Sanès, menika sanès perkawis
kang linangkung saèstu.

00:16:33.900 --> 00:16:36.350
Menika kang tiyang lintu manahaken.
Sanès. Sanès menika.

00:16:36.350 --> 00:16:37.800
Perkawis kang linangkung saèstu

00:16:37.800 --> 00:16:40.660
yaniku Tuhan saget mendhet laré ajrih,
lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku

00:16:40.660 --> 00:16:42.200
kang ajrih kaliyan papan inggil,

00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:43.890
kang ajrih kaliyan toya lan hiu,

00:16:43.890 --> 00:16:46.370
lan dokter lan suster
lan dom lan barang kang landhep

00:16:46.370 --> 00:16:47.640
lan criyos dhateng tiyang

00:16:47.640 --> 00:16:49.800
lan saniki Tuhan ndamel kula miber
kliling dunya

00:16:49.800 --> 00:16:51.320
kang inggilipun 30.000 kaki

00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:53.900
ngulu barang kang landhep, ing lebetipun
toya ing tangki hiu,

00:16:53.900 --> 00:16:57.430
lan criyos kaliyan dokter lan suster
lan hadirin kados panjenengan.

00:16:57.430 --> 00:16:59.580
Punika perkawis kang linangkung saèstu
damel kula.

00:16:59.580 --> 00:17:01.450
Kula tansah kersa nindakaken
perkawis kang mustail -

00:17:01.450 --> 00:17:02.380
Matur suwun.

00:17:02.380 --> 00:17:03.760
(Keplok)

00:17:03.760 --> 00:17:05.220
Matur suwun.

00:17:05.660 --> 00:17:09.040
(Keplok)

00:17:09.700 --> 00:17:12.569
Kula tansah kersa nindakaken perkawis
mustail, saniki kula saged.

00:17:12.569 --> 00:17:15.858
Kula kersa nindakaken perkawis linangkung
ing gesang lan ngéwahi dunya,

00:17:15.858 --> 00:17:16.898
saniki kula saged.

00:17:16.898 --> 00:17:19.819
Kula tansah kersa miber kliling dunya
mbiantu

00:17:19.819 --> 00:17:21.378
lan nylametaken tiyang,
saniki kula saget.

00:17:21.378 --> 00:17:22.720
Panjenengan sumerep?

00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:25.569
Taksih wonten sisa pangimpènipun
laré alit menika

00:17:25.569 --> 00:17:27.290
tebih ing lebet.

00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:36.197
(Ngguyu) (Keplok)

00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:40.240
Kula tansah kersa nemoaken
tujuan gesang kula,

00:17:40.270 --> 00:17:41.530
lan saniki sampun kula temoaken.

00:17:41.540 --> 00:17:42.920
Punapa menika?

00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:46.230
Sanès kaliyan pedhang, sanès manahanipun
tiyang, utawi kekiyatan kula.

00:17:46.230 --> 00:17:48.510
Nanging slaeresipun pangapesanipun kula,
tembung.

00:17:48.510 --> 00:17:51.090
Tujuan gesang kula yaniku damel
ngéwahi dunya

00:17:51.090 --> 00:17:52.390
déning ngilangaken ajrih,

00:17:52.390 --> 00:17:54.910
setunggal pedhang ing sawekdal,
setunggal tembung ing sawekdal,

00:17:55.070 --> 00:17:57.450
setunggal lading ing sawekdal,
setunggal gesang ing sawekdal,

00:17:57.540 --> 00:17:59.700
damel nginspirasi tiyang dados
pahlawan super

00:17:59.700 --> 00:18:01.860
lan nindakaken kang mustail
ing gesangipun.

00:18:02.060 --> 00:18:04.680
Tujuan kula yaniku damel mbiantu
tiyang nemoaken tujuanipun.

00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:05.680
Menawi panjenengan?

00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:06.960
Napa tujuan panjenengan?

00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:08.960
Konjuk punapa panjenengan diciptaaken?

00:18:09.260 --> 00:18:11.590
Kula percados kita sedanten
pahlawan super.

00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:14.260
Napa kekiyatan super panjenengan?

00:18:14.560 --> 00:18:17.990
Saking kinten-kinten 7 miliar tiyang
ing dunya,

00:18:17.990 --> 00:18:20.250
wonten kirang saking sawetara lusin
penelan pedhang

00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:21.661
ing dunya saniki,

00:18:21.661 --> 00:18:22.940
nanging namung wonten setunggal
panjenengan.

00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:24.070
Panjenengan menika unik.

00:18:24.070 --> 00:18:25.540
Punapa crita panjenengan?

00:18:25.540 --> 00:18:27.760
Punapa kang ndamel panjenengan
bènten?

00:18:27.760 --> 00:18:29.180
Mangga dicriosaken,

00:18:29.180 --> 00:18:31.721
senaosa suwara panjenengan
lirih lan gemeter.

00:18:31.900 --> 00:18:33.340
Punapa throme panjenengan?

00:18:33.340 --> 00:18:35.850
Bilih saget nindakaken napa mawon, dados
sinten mawon, tindhak teng pundi mawon

00:18:35.850 --> 00:18:37.430
Badhé nindakaken napa?
badhé tindhak teng pundi?

00:18:37.430 --> 00:18:38.480
Badhé nindakaken napa?

00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.340
Kersa nindakaken napa kaliyan
gesang panjennegan?

00:18:40.340 --> 00:18:41.760
Napa pangimpèn ageng panjenengan?

00:18:41.760 --> 00:18:44.450
Nalika taksih alit?
monggo dimanahaken.

00:18:44.450 --> 00:18:46.240
Sanés niki, kan?

00:18:46.483 --> 00:18:47.880
Napa pangimpèn paling liar

00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:50.450
kang panjenengan pikir anèh
lan mbebayani?

00:18:50.450 --> 00:18:54.040
Niki ndamel pangimpèn panjenengan
mboten anèh, kan?

00:18:55.370 --> 00:18:57.050
Napa pedhang panjenengan?

00:18:57.050 --> 00:18:58.650
Sedanten gadhah pedhang,

00:18:58.650 --> 00:19:00.600
pedhang bertepi kalih,
ajrih lan pangimpèn.

00:19:00.600 --> 00:19:03.520
Monggo diulu pedhangipun,
punapa mawon.

00:19:03.890 --> 00:19:05.870
Monggo ditumuti pangimpènipun,
para hadhirin,

00:19:05.870 --> 00:19:08.900
mboten naté telat dados sinten mawon
kang panjenengan kersani.

00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:12.920
Damel perundung kaliyan dodgeball,
laré kang mikir

00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:14.916
menawi kula mboten naté nindakaken
kang mustail,

00:19:15.060 --> 00:19:17.645
Kula badhé matur:

00:19:17.645 --> 00:19:18.841
Matur suwun.

00:19:18.940 --> 00:19:22.220
Amargi tanpa tiyang awon,
mboten wonten pahlawan super.

00:19:23.020 --> 00:19:27.237
Ing mriki kula kersa mbuktèkaken
kang mustail mboten mustail.

00:19:28.300 --> 00:19:32.310
Niki sanget mbebayani,
lan saget mejahi kula.

00:19:32.340 --> 00:19:33.720
Mangga disekécaaken.

00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:35.260
(Ngguyu)

00:19:36.350 --> 00:19:38.700
Kula badhé mbetahaken
bantuan panjenengan.

00:19:46.731 --> 00:19:48.405
Hadhirin: Kalih, tiga.

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Dan Meyer: Mboten. Kula mbetahaken
panjenengan damel ngétang, oke?

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(Ngguyu)

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Bilih sumerap tembungipun? Mangga
ngétang kalih kula. Siap?

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Setunggal.

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Kalih.

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Tiga.

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Sanès, niku 2, nanging panjenengan paham.

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Hadhirin: Setunggal.

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Kalih.

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Tiga.

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(Megap)

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(Keplok)

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DM: Inggih!

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(Keplok) (Sorak)

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Matur suwun sanget.

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Matur suwun, matur suwun, matur suwun.
Saking lebetipun manah kula.

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Saleresipun, matur suwun saking
lebetipun madharan kula.

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Kula dugi mriki damel nindakaken
kang mustail, saniki kula sampun.

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Nanging menika mboten mustail.
Kula nindakaken menika saben dinten.

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Kang mustail yaniku damel laré ajrih,
lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku ngadhepi ajrih

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damel jumeneng ing panggung TEDx mriki,

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lan damel ngéwahi dunya,
satembung ing sawekdal,

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sapedhang ing sawekdal,
sagesang ing sawekdal.

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Bilih kula saget ndamel panjenengan
manah ing cara enggal lan percados

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kang mustail mboten mustail,

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ugi saget ndamel sadhar, bilih panjenengan
saget nindakaken kang mustail,

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Pandamelan kula sampun mantun,
lan panjenengan nembé miwiti.

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Mangga terus nyupéna,
Mangga terus percados.

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Matur suwun sampun percados kula

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lan dados bagéan pangimpèn kula.

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Menika hadhiah kula:

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Perkawis kang mustail mboten...

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Hadhirin: Mustail.

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Mlampah kang dangu bagéanipun hadhiah.

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(Keplok)

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Matur suwun.

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(Keplok)

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(Sorak)

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Host: Matur suwun, Dan Meyer, wow!