0:00:08.380,0:00:09.561
Matur suwun.

0:00:16.270,0:00:21.200
Riyén wonten Maharaja ing India kang[br]ndamel titah ing dinten ambal warsanipun

0:00:21.200,0:00:24.200
yèn sekabèhé temenggung kedah mbekta[br]hadhiah kanggé sang raja.

0:00:24.400,0:00:28.330
Wonten kang mbekta sutra,[br]wonten kang mbekta pedhang mewah,

0:00:28.330,0:00:29.490
wonten kang mbekta emas.

0:00:29.490,0:00:32.659
Ing pungkasanipun barisan wonten[br]tiyang sepuh kang keriput sanget

0:00:32.659,0:00:36.630
mlampah saking désanipun ing kathah dinten[br]langkung segara.

0:00:36.630,0:00:41.150
Nalika mlampah, putranipun raja tanglet,[br]"Hadhiah apa sing sampéyan gawa?"

0:00:41.457,0:00:44.750
Tiyang sepuh punika alon-alon mbukak[br]tanganipun nuduhaken

0:00:44.750,0:00:49.600
kerang kang bagus sanget, kaliyan[br]lengkung ungu lan kuning, abang lan biru.

0:00:50.160,0:00:51.380
Putranipun raja dhawuh,

0:00:51.460,0:00:54.400
"Hadhiah iku ora cocok kanggo Raja![br]Hadhiah apa iku?"

0:00:54.600,0:00:57.400
Tiyang sepuh punika ningali[br]putranipun raja lan sanjang,

0:00:57.590,0:01:00.750
"Mlampah kang dangu...bagéan[br]saking hadhiah."

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(Ngguyu)

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Ing sadhéla, kula badhé nyukani[br]panjenengan sekaliyan hadhiah,

0:01:05.970,0:01:08.270
hadhiah kang kula percayani[br]hadhiah kang manfaat.

0:01:08.290,0:01:10.050
Nanging sadèrèngé, kula bekta panjenengan

0:01:10.050,0:01:11.960
dhateng lampah kula.

0:01:12.160,0:01:13.740
Kados penjenengan,

0:01:13.740,0:01:15.320
kula lair minangka bocah cilik.

0:01:15.320,0:01:17.460
Wonten pinten panjenengan kang lair[br]minangka bocah cilik?

0:01:17.460,0:01:18.510
Lair enom?

0:01:18.740,0:01:20.500
Kira-kira setengahipun... Oke...

0:01:20.570,0:01:21.590
(Ngguyu)

0:01:21.820,0:01:24.910
Lan sisanipun napa?[br]Lahir minangka diwasa?

0:01:25.060,0:01:27.640
Kula kepéngin panggih ibu panjenengan!

0:01:27.820,0:01:29.460
Niku mustail!

0:01:30.560,0:01:34.740
Nalika cilik, kula kasengsem kalih[br]nglakoni kang mustail.

0:01:35.620,0:01:38.880
Dinten niki niku dinten ingkang kula[br]tunggu-tunggu,

0:01:38.880,0:01:41.000
krana dinten niki niku dinten[br]kula badhé nyobi

0:01:41.020,0:01:43.620
nindakaké kang mustail ing ngajengipun[br]penjenengan,

0:01:43.620,0:01:45.460
ing TEDxMaastricht mriki.

0:01:45.800,0:01:48.160
Kula badhé mulai

0:01:48.760,0:01:50.880
kalih nuduhaké pungkasanipun:

0:01:51.220,0:01:52.640
kula badhé mbuktèkaken

0:01:52.640,0:01:54.940
yèn ingkang mustail niku[br]mboten mustail.

0:01:55.300,0:01:58.210
Kula badhé mungkasi kaliyan nyukani[br]panjenengan hadhiah kang manfaat:

0:01:58.210,0:02:01.350
Kula badhé nuduhaké yèn panjenengan saget[br]nglakoni kang mustail.

0:02:02.660,0:02:05.420
Ing usaha kula nglakoni kang mustail,[br]kula nemoaken yèn

0:02:05.420,0:02:08.229
ana kalih perkara ingkang sami[br]ing antarané manungsa sedaya.

0:02:08.229,0:02:09.870
Manungsa sedaya gadhah ajrih,

0:02:09.870,0:02:11.640
lan manungsa sedaya gadhah impèn.

0:02:12.900,0:02:17.560
Ing usaha kula nglakoni kang mustail,[br]kula nemoaken tigang perkawis

0:02:17.560,0:02:20.100
kang sampun kula lakoni taunan[br]ingkang nyebabaké

0:02:20.110,0:02:23.290
kula nglakoni perkawis kang mustail:

0:02:24.200,0:02:26.900
Dodgeball, utawi panjenengan[br]arani "Trefbal",

0:02:27.290,0:02:28.360
Superman,

0:02:28.460,0:02:29.460
lan Nyamuk.

0:02:29.460,0:02:30.810
Menika tiga tembung kunci.

0:02:30.810,0:02:33.500
Saniki panjenengan ngertos alasan[br]kula nglakoni kang mustail.

0:02:33.610,0:02:36.220
Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan dhateng[br]lelungan kula,

0:02:36.320,0:02:38.680
saking ajrih marang impèn,

0:02:38.740,0:02:40.980
saking tembung marang pedhang,

0:02:41.160,0:02:42.740
saking Dodgeball

0:02:42.850,0:02:44.020
marang Superman

0:02:44.020,0:02:45.340
marang Nyamuk.

0:02:45.800,0:02:47.360
Kula pèngin nuduhaken

0:02:47.360,0:02:49.900
caranipun nindakaken ingkang mustail.

0:02:52.480,0:02:54.934
4 Oktober 2007.

0:02:55.840,0:02:58.120
Ati kula ndhredheg,[br]jengku kula gemeter

0:02:58.120,0:02:59.340
nalika minggah panggung

0:02:59.340,0:03:00.930
ing Teater Sanders

0:03:01.040,0:03:03.240
Universitas Harvard damel nampi

0:03:03.240,0:03:06.160
Hadhiah Nobel Ig 2007 ing Obat-obatan

0:03:06.160,0:03:08.660
kanggé riset medis ingkang kula[br]tulis sareng

0:03:08.660,0:03:10.270
kaléh judhul "Ngulu Pedhang...

0:03:10.420,0:03:11.740
... lan Efek Sampingipun".

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(Ngguyu)

0:03:13.840,0:03:17.880
Menika diterbitaken ing jurnal alit,[br]kula dhèreng naté waos sadèréngé,

0:03:18.460,0:03:20.419
British Medical Journal.

0:03:21.360,0:03:24.740
Damel kula, menika wau impèn mustail[br]kang dados kasunyatan,

0:03:24.900,0:03:28.120
kejutan kang mboten dinyana damel[br]tiyang kados kula,

0:03:28.130,0:03:31.459
pakurmatan kang mboten badhé[br]kula supéaken.

0:03:31.459,0:03:34.539
Tapi, menika wau sanès bagèan kang[br]paling kula ilingi.

0:03:35.540,0:03:37.640
4 Oktober 1967,

0:03:38.020,0:03:40.260
laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niki

0:03:41.100,0:03:43.120
ngalami ajrih ingkang sanget.

0:03:43.460,0:03:45.579
Nalika dhèwèké nyiapaken[br]minggah panggung,

0:03:45.579,0:03:47.234
manahipun ndhredheg,

0:03:47.500,0:03:49.162
jengkunipun gemeter.

0:03:49.780,0:03:52.120
Dhèwèké badhé mbukak lambénipun,

0:03:56.490,0:03:58.130
mboten wonten tembung ingkang medal.

0:03:58.130,0:04:00.040
Dhèwèké gemeteran ing luh.

0:04:00.630,0:04:02.360
Lumpuh ing panik,

0:04:02.360,0:04:03.760
mbeku ing ajrih.

0:04:03.960,0:04:06.130
Laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niki

0:04:06.130,0:04:08.142
ngalami ajrih ingkang sanget.

0:04:08.649,0:04:10.330
Dhèwèké ajrih marang peteng,

0:04:10.520,0:04:11.640
ajrih marang panggèn inggil,

0:04:11.640,0:04:13.040
ajrih marang laba-laba lan ula.

0:04:13.040,0:04:15.140
Wonten kang ajrih kaliyan laba-laba[br]lan ula?

0:04:15.280,0:04:16.660
Nggih, wonten sawetara..

0:04:16.660,0:04:19.079
Dhèwèké ajrih marang toya lan hiu..

0:04:19.079,0:04:21.939
Ajrih marang dokter, suster lan[br]dokter waja,

0:04:21.939,0:04:24.680
lan dom lan bor lan barang kang cetha.

0:04:24.680,0:04:27.380
Nanging dhèwèké paling ajrih[br]marang

0:04:27.470,0:04:28.470
tiyang.

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Laré ajrih, lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku

0:04:31.540,0:04:32.570
kula.

0:04:33.320,0:04:35.997
Kula ajrih marang kegagalan lan penolakan,

0:04:37.300,0:04:39.520
mboten percaya diri,[br]kompleks inferioritas,

0:04:39.520,0:04:42.840
lan perkara ingkang wektu niku dèrèng[br]dipuntepangi:

0:04:42.840,0:04:44.660
gangguan kecemasan sosial.

0:04:44.955,0:04:48.610
Amarga ajrih, perundung nggodha[br]lan nggebagi kula.

0:04:48.610,0:04:52.240
Sedaya nggujeng lan ngèjèk kula,[br]mboten ngajak kula dolanan

0:04:52.300,0:04:54.260
rusa kutub.

0:04:55.020,0:04:58.056
Wonten setunggal dolanan ingkang kula[br]diangsalaken tumut...

0:04:58.100,0:04:59.427
Dodgeball -

0:04:59.500,0:05:01.443
kula sanès pandolan kang saé.

0:05:01.760,0:05:03.500
Perundung punika nimbali nami kula,

0:05:03.500,0:05:05.970
nalika ndongak, wonten bal abrit

0:05:05.970,0:05:08.200
nubruk wajah kula enggal pisan

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bam, bam, bam!

0:05:10.580,0:05:13.220
kula émut ndinten-dinten mlampah[br]wangsul saking sekolah,

0:05:13.300,0:05:18.180
wajah kula abrit lan perih,[br]kuping kula abrit lan mbrenginging.

0:05:18.180,0:05:21.140
Paningal kula panas kaliyan luh,

0:05:21.180,0:05:23.515
lan gunemané perundung punika[br]mbakar kuping kula.

0:05:23.740,0:05:25.000
Lan sintena kang criyos,

0:05:25.020,0:05:28.660
"Tongkat lan watu saget nugelaken balung[br]kula tapi guneman mboten saget natoni"

0:05:28.880,0:05:30.131
Menika mboten leres.

0:05:30.310,0:05:31.980
Guneman saget ngiris kados lading.

0:05:31.980,0:05:34.030
Guneman saget nyuduk kados pedhang.

0:05:34.210,0:05:36.040
Guneman saget natoni kang jero

0:05:36.040,0:05:37.780
ngantos mboten saget dipriksani.

0:05:38.150,0:05:41.070
Kula gadhah ajrih.[br]Lan guneman niku musuh bebuyutan kula.

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Taksih.

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Tapi kula nggih gadhah impèn.

0:05:45.300,0:05:47.980
Nalika dugi griya,[br]kula slimuraken kaliyan komik Superman

0:05:47.980,0:05:49.774
kula maos komik Superman

0:05:49.774,0:05:53.440
ing awangan kula, kula péngén dados[br]pahlawan super kados Superman.

0:05:53.480,0:05:56.240
Kula péngén merjuangaken[br]ingkang leres lan adhil,

0:05:56.240,0:05:58.680
merangi tiyang ala lan séla kripton,

0:05:58.680,0:06:02.895
miber keliling dunya mbiantu lan[br]nlyametaken tiyang lintu.

0:06:03.400,0:06:05.850
Kula ugi kesengsem kaliyan barang[br]kang nyata.

0:06:05.860,0:06:09.460
Kula maos Guiness Book of World Records[br]lan buku Ripley's Believe it or Not.

0:06:09.460,0:06:13.080
Wonten kang nate maos Guinness[br]Book of World Records utawi Ripley's ?

0:06:13.100,0:06:14.390
Kula remen buku niku wau!

0:06:14.390,0:06:16.270
Kula ningali tiyang nyata nindakaké[br]barang nyata.

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Kula péngin nindakaké punika.

0:06:17.790,0:06:19.330
Menawi perundung niku nglarang[br]kula

0:06:19.330,0:06:21.030
dolanan kaliyan dhèwèké,

0:06:21.030,0:06:23.335
kula péngin nindakaké sihir nyata,[br]barang nyata,

0:06:23.335,0:06:26.659
nindakaké samukawis kang linangkung,[br]perundung mboten saget tindakaken.

0:06:26.659,0:06:28.609
Kula péngin sumerep tujuan gesang kula,

0:06:28.609,0:06:30.729
menawi gesang kula gadhah jarwa,

0:06:30.729,0:06:33.320
kula péngin nindakaké samukawis kang[br]linangkung damel ngéwahi dunya;

0:06:33.320,0:06:36.960
kula péngin mbuktèkaken menawi kang[br]mustail niku mboten mustail.

0:06:38.340,0:06:40.240
10 taun saksampunipun -

0:06:40.240,0:06:42.706
Seminggu sakdèrèngé ambal warsa 21[br]kula.

0:06:42.819,0:06:46.799
Wonten kalih kedadosan ing sedinten kang[br]badhé ngéwahi gesang kula.

0:06:47.040,0:06:49.391
Wektu niku kula gesang ing Tamil Nadu,[br]India Kidul

0:06:49.540,0:06:51.020
Kula wektu niku misionaris,

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lan mentor kula,[br]réncang kula tanglet,

0:06:53.090,0:06:54.720
"Sampéyan duwé Throme, Daniel?"

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Kula tanglet, "Thromes?[br]Apa iku Thromes?"

0:06:57.440,0:07:00.490
Dhèwèké sanjang, "Thromes iku tujuan urip[br]sing gedhé.

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kombinasi antara impèn lan tujuan,[br]yèn sampéyan iso

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nglakoni apa waé, lunga[br]nyang endi waé,

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dadi sapa waé sing kokpéngini,

0:07:08.479,0:07:10.356
arep lunga nyang endi sampéyan?[br]arep nglakoni apa sampéyan?

0:07:10.356,0:07:11.280
arep dadi sapa sampéyan?

0:07:11.280,0:07:14.500
Kula sanjang,"Aku ora iso! aku wediyan![br]Aku wedi karo apa waé!"

0:07:14.500,0:07:17.800
Ing dalu niku kula bekta gelaran kula[br]dateng atap bungalow,

0:07:17.810,0:07:19.259
lintang dados atapipun,

0:07:19.259,0:07:21.869
lan ningali lawa mangsa nyamuk.

0:07:21.869,0:07:26.200
Kula namung mikiraken thromes,[br]impèn lan tujuan kula,

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lan para perundung kaliyan dodgeball.

0:07:28.760,0:07:30.730
Ing sawetara jam, lajeng kula tangi.

0:07:31.220,0:07:33.940
Manah kula dheg-dhegan,[br]jengku kula gemeter.

0:07:34.080,0:07:36.020
Tapi niki sanès amargi ajrih.

0:07:36.420,0:07:38.395
Badan kula kejang.

0:07:38.500,0:07:40.180
Ing gangsal dinten

0:07:40.330,0:07:44.199
kula bola-bali sadhar lan mboten, ing[br]ranjang kematian merjuangaken gesang kula.

0:07:44.199,0:07:48.239
Utek kula panas 40 derajat demam malaria.

0:07:48.390,0:07:51.600
Saben sadhar, kula namung mikiraken[br]thromes.

0:07:51.600,0:07:53.820
Ing manah kula,[br]"Apa sing takpéngini karo uripku?"

0:07:53.950,0:07:56.380
Akhiripun, sedalu sadèrèngé[br]ambal warsa 21 kula,

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nalika sedanten gamblang,

0:07:58.030,0:07:59.639
kula sadhar:

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kula sadhar menawi nyamuk alit niku,

0:08:02.620,0:08:05.020
Anopheles Stephensi,

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nyamuk alit niku

0:08:06.610,0:08:08.390
kang antebipun kirang saking[br]5 mikrogram

0:08:08.390,0:08:09.810
kirang saking antebipun uyah,

0:08:09.810,0:08:12.780
menawi nyamuk menika saget ngalahaken[br]tiyang 170 pon, 80 kilo,

0:08:12.780,0:08:14.860
kula sadhar menika wau[br]séla kripton kula.

0:08:14.860,0:08:17.150
Lajeng kula sadhar,[br]sanès, sanès nyamuké,

0:08:17.150,0:08:19.480
tapi parasit alit ing dalem nyamukipun,

0:08:19.480,0:08:23.160
Plasmodium Falciparum, kang mejahi[br]langkung saking seyuta tiyang setaun.

0:08:23.509,0:08:25.999
Lajeng kula sadhar[br]Sanès niku, tapi langkung alit,

0:08:25.999,0:08:28.550
kula ngraos menika wau[br]langkung ageng.

0:08:28.550,0:08:29.640
Kula sadhar,

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ajrih menika séla kripton kula,

0:08:31.270,0:08:32.140
parasit kula,

0:08:32.140,0:08:34.990
kang sampun nglumpuhaken kula[br]salebetipun gesang kula.

0:08:35.200,0:08:38.080
Baya lan ajrih niku bènten.

0:08:38.109,0:08:39.698
Baya menika nyata.

0:08:39.990,0:08:42.010
Ajrih menika pilihan.

0:08:42.080,0:08:44.309
Lan kula sadhar kula gadhah pilihan:

0:08:44.309,0:08:48.180
kula saget gesang ing ajrih,[br]lan séda ing kewurungan dalu niku,

0:08:49.070,0:08:52.080
utawi kula saget ngilangaken ajrih kula,[br]lan kula saget

0:08:52.080,0:08:56.060
mujudaken pangimpèn kula,[br]wantun nglampahi gesang kula.

0:08:56.680,0:08:59.560
Nalika panjenengan wonten ing[br]ranjang kematian

0:08:59.560,0:09:04.080
lan ngadhepi pejah, punika saget ndamel[br]panjenengan kersa nglampahi gesang.

0:09:04.180,0:09:07.140
Kula sadhar tiyang saget pejah,[br]mboten sedanten saget gesang saéstu.

0:09:08.040,0:09:09.890
Ing sekarat, kita saget gesang.

0:09:09.890,0:09:11.580
Nalika sinau damel pejah,

0:09:11.580,0:09:13.070
panjenengan sinau damel gesang.

0:09:13.070,0:09:15.140
Kula mutusaken menawi kula[br]badhé ngéwahi

0:09:15.140,0:09:16.420
cariyos kula dalu niku.

0:09:16.915,0:09:18.230
Kula mboten kersa pejah.

0:09:18.230,0:09:20.010
Dados kula ndonga,

0:09:20.010,0:09:22.230
"Gusti, menawi kula taksih gesang[br]ngantos ambal warsa 21,

0:09:22.230,0:09:24.544
kula mboten péngin ajrih ngatur[br]gesang kula malih.

0:09:24.670,0:09:26.520
Kula badhé ngilangaken ajrih,

0:09:26.520,0:09:29.530
kula badhé mujudaken pangimpèn kula,

0:09:29.530,0:09:31.270
kula kersa ngéwahi sikap kula,

0:09:31.270,0:09:33.540
nindakaken samubarang kang linangkung[br]ing gesang,

0:09:33.540,0:09:35.550
kula kersa nemoaken tujuan gesang kula,

0:09:35.550,0:09:38.632
lan mangertosi menawi kang mustail[br]niku mboten mustail."

0:09:38.780,0:09:42.820
Kula mboten badhé nyriosi menawi kula[br]slamet dalu niku, pados mangertos piyambak

0:09:42.850,0:09:43.978
(Ngguyu)

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Nanging dalu punika kula ndamel daftar[br]10 Thromes awal kula:

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Kula péngin nyambangi benua utama

0:09:50.210,0:09:51.820
nyambangi 7 Keajaiban Dunia

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sinau kathah basa,

0:09:53.410,0:09:54.940
gesang ing pulau kang terpencil,

0:09:54.940,0:09:56.480
gesang ing kapal ing seganten,

0:09:56.480,0:09:58.650
gesang kaliyan suku Indian[br]ing Amazon,

0:09:58.650,0:10:01.210
minggah ngantos puncak gunung[br]paling inggil ing Swedia,

0:10:01.210,0:10:03.180
ningali Gunung Everest nalika[br]srengéngé mlethèk,

0:10:03.190,0:10:05.390
nyambut damel ing bisnis musik[br]ing Nashville,

0:10:05.400,0:10:07.060
kula péngin nyambut damel[br]kaliyan sirkus,

0:10:07.080,0:10:09.120
lan mlumpat saking pesawat.

0:10:09.120,0:10:12.380
Langkung saking kalih dasa tahun,[br]kula wujudaken throme kula.

0:10:12.410,0:10:14.650
Saben kula kasil nindakaken[br]setunggal throme,

0:10:14.650,0:10:18.190
kula tambahi 5 utawi 10 malih,[br]daftar kula tambah ageng.

0:10:18.800,0:10:23.280
Ing pitung taun saklajengipun, kula gesang[br]ing pulau alit ing Bahamas

0:10:23.320,0:10:25.360
ing pitung taun

0:10:25.370,0:10:27.274
ing gubuk,

0:10:29.480,0:10:33.820
numbak ulam hiu lan pari damel tedhan,[br]namung kula ing pulau punika,

0:10:33.820,0:10:36.249
nganggé cawat,

0:10:36.680,0:10:39.160
lan kula sinau nglangi kaliyan hiu.

0:10:39.160,0:10:40.980
Saking ngrika, kula pindhah dhateng Mexico,

0:10:40.980,0:10:45.000
lajeng dhateng basin Kali Amazon[br]ing Ekuador,

0:10:45.241,0:10:48.100
Pujo Pongo Ekuador,[br]gesang kaliyan suku ing ngrika,

0:10:48.100,0:10:52.180
sekedhik baka sekedhik kula dados[br]percaya dhiri amargi throme kula.

0:10:52.180,0:10:55.100
Kula pindhah dhateng bisnis musik[br]ing Nashville, lajeng Swedia,

0:10:55.110,0:10:57.870
pindhah dhateng Stockholm,[br]nyambut damel ing bisnis musik,

0:10:57.870,0:11:01.920
kula ugi minggah puncak redi Kebnekaise[br]tebih ing inggilé Lingkaran Arktik.

0:11:03.300,0:11:04.750
Kula sinau dados badhut,

0:11:04.750,0:11:05.860
lan sulap bola,

0:11:05.860,0:11:07.480
lan mlampah kaliyan égrang,

0:11:07.480,0:11:10.440
sepédhahan roda setunggal,[br]mangan geni lan beling.

0:11:10.450,0:11:13.620
Ing 1997 kula mireng namung wonten kirang[br]saking kalihwelas penelan pedhang

0:11:13.620,0:11:15.410
kula sanjang, "aku kudu iso[br]ngulu pedhang!"

0:11:15.420,0:11:18.290
Kula kepanggih penelan pedhang,[br]lan kula nedha tips.

0:11:18.290,0:11:20.190
Piyambaké sanjang, "Tak wènèhi 2 tips:

0:11:20.190,0:11:21.926
Nomer 1: Iki bahaya banget,

0:11:21.926,0:11:23.948
Akèh sing mati saka nglakoni iki.

0:11:23.948,0:11:24.953
Nomer 2:

0:11:24.953,0:11:26.206
Aja dicoba!"

0:11:26.206,0:11:27.520
(Ngguyu)

0:11:27.540,0:11:29.540
Dados kula tambahaken menika[br]ing daftar throme.

0:11:30.440,0:11:33.320
Kula latihan kaping 10 ngantos 12[br]sedinten, saben dinten

0:11:33.660,0:11:35.160
ing sekawan taun.

0:11:35.209,0:11:36.709
Saniki kula itung-itung...

0:11:36.709,0:11:40.020
4 x 365 [x 12]

0:11:40.020,0:11:42.660
kinten-kinten 13.000 cobèn kang gagal

0:11:42.660,0:11:45.420
sadèrèngé kasil ngulu pedhang[br]ing 2001.

0:11:46.002,0:11:47.630
Wektu niku kula ndamel[br]setunggal throme

0:11:47.630,0:11:50.940
supados dados ahli penelan pedhang[br]ing dunya.

0:11:50.970,0:11:53.820
Kula waos sedaya buku , majalah,[br]artikel koran,

0:11:53.820,0:11:57.670
sedaya laporan medis,[br]kula sinau fisiologi, anatomi,

0:11:57.676,0:11:59.719
kula diskusi kaliyan dokter lan suster,

0:11:59.719,0:12:01.760
ngempalaken sedaya penelan pedhang

0:12:01.760,0:12:04.250
ing dalem Sword Swallowers Association[br]International,

0:12:04.250,0:12:06.450
lan nindakaken 2 taun penelitian medis

0:12:06.450,0:12:08.580
ing Ngulu Pedhang lan Efek Sampingipun

0:12:08.580,0:12:10.980
kang diterbitaken ing[br]British Medical Journal.

0:12:10.980,0:12:11.840
(Ngguyu)

0:12:11.840,0:12:12.940
Matur suwun.

0:12:12.960,0:12:17.748
(Keplok)

0:12:18.200,0:12:21.570
Kula angsal sawetara kaweruh[br]babagan ngulu pedhang.

0:12:21.571,0:12:25.260
Kula yakin jenengan dèrèng naté pikiraken,[br]tapi pasti mikiraken samantun niki.

0:12:25.260,0:12:28.550
Kala wangsul mangké, lan ngiris steak[br]panjenengan kaliyan lading

0:12:28.550,0:12:31.759
utawi pedhang, utawi "bestek",[br]panjenengan badhé mikiraken niki...

0:12:34.257,0:12:36.589
Ngulu pedhang menika[br]diwiwiti ing India -

0:12:36.589,0:12:39.889
panggénan kula ningali ngulu pedhang[br]pertama kali kala kula 21 taun -

0:12:39.889,0:12:42.290
kinten-kinten 4000 tahun kepengker,[br]2000 SM.

0:12:42.290,0:12:45.580
Salebetipun langkung saking 150 taun,[br]penelan pedhang digunakaken

0:12:45.590,0:12:47.400
ing bidhang sains lan obat-obatan

0:12:47.480,0:12:51.160
kanggé mbiantu ngembangaken[br]endoskop kaku ing 1868

0:12:51.160,0:12:53.820
déning Dr. Adolf Kussmaul[br]ing Freiburg Germany.

0:12:53.880,0:12:56.639
Ing 1906, electrokardiogram ing Wales,

0:12:56.639,0:13:00.240
kanggé nyinauni penyakit babagan[br]ngulu lan pencernaan,

0:13:00.240,0:13:01.860
bronkoskop lan sajinisipun.

0:13:01.860,0:13:03.840
Tapi salebetipun langkung[br]saking 150 taun,

0:13:03.840,0:13:07.860
wonten atusan cidra lan[br]puluhan pejah...

0:13:07.880,0:13:14.560
Menika endoskop kaku kang dikembangaken[br]déning Dr. Adolf Kussmaul.

0:13:14.740,0:13:18.679
Nanging kita nemoaken menawa wonten[br]29 pejah ing salebetipun 150 taun niki

0:13:18.679,0:13:22.462
kalebet penelan pedhang ing London niki[br]kang nujleb manahipun kaliyan pedhang.

0:13:23.142,0:13:25.340
Ugi wonten 3 ngantos 8

0:13:25.340,0:13:27.780
cidro saking ngulu pedhang[br]kang serius saben taun.

0:13:27.780,0:13:29.880
Kula sumerep amargi kula ditelpon.

0:13:29.880,0:13:31.150
Kula nembé ditelpon ping kalih,

0:13:31.150,0:13:34.320
setunggal saking Swedia lan saking[br]Orlando minggu kepengker,

0:13:34.320,0:13:37.019
penelan pedhang kang opnam[br]ing omah sakit amargi cidro.

0:13:37.019,0:13:38.769
Dados niki bahaya sanget.

0:13:38.769,0:13:41.629
Perkawis lintuné kang kula pahami[br]menawi ngulu pedhang mbutuhaken

0:13:41.629,0:13:44.320
saking 2 ngantos 10 taun damel nyinauni[br]caranipun ngulu pedhang

0:13:44.320,0:13:45.610
damel kathah tiyang.

0:13:45.610,0:13:48.020
Tapi perkawis kang paling linangkung[br]nggéh menika

0:13:48.020,0:13:51.360
caranipun penelan pedhang nyobi[br]nindakaken perkawis kang mustail.

0:13:51.460,0:13:53.460
Kula badhé nyukani penjenengan[br]wados alit:

0:13:53.520,0:13:57.580
Ampun fokus kaliyan 99.9%[br]kang mustail.

0:13:57.580,0:14:02.030
Fokus kaliyan .1% kang mungkin, lan sinau[br]caranipun ndamel mungkin perkawis menika.

0:14:02.817,0:14:06.140
Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan ing dalem[br]manahipun penelan pedhang.

0:14:06.140,0:14:09.479
Supados saget ngulu pedhang, dibutuhaken[br]meditasi "pikiran atas materi",

0:14:09.479,0:14:12.270
konsentrasi tingkat inggil,[br]akurasi kang sampurna kanggé

0:14:12.270,0:14:15.670
ngasingaken organ badhan internal lan[br]ngilangaken refleks otomatis badhan

0:14:15.710,0:14:20.370
langkung sinopsis otak kang kiat,[br]langkung memori otot kang diulang-ulang

0:14:20.450,0:14:23.720
déning latian langkung saking[br]kaping 1.000.

0:14:24.020,0:14:28.090
Kula badhé mbekta panjenengan ing dalem[br]badhanipun penelan pedhang.

0:14:28.310,0:14:30.130
Supados saget ngulu pedhang,

0:14:30.130,0:14:32.250
kula kedah nyelipaken pedhang langkung[br]ilat kula,

0:14:32.250,0:14:34.780
nahan refleks mutah ing[br]kerongkongan serviks,

0:14:34.780,0:14:37.740
bélok 90 drajat mandhapi epiglotis,

0:14:38.240,0:14:41.040
langkung cricopharyngeal[br]sfingter esofagus inggil,

0:14:41.060,0:14:42.600
nahan refleks perystalsis,

0:14:42.600,0:14:44.380
nyelipaken pedhang dhateng[br]rongga dhadha

0:14:44.380,0:14:45.960
ing antawisipun paru-paru.

0:14:46.080,0:14:48.349
Ing titik niki,

0:14:48.399,0:14:50.389
kula kedah nekan dhateng samping[br]jantung kula.

0:14:50.389,0:14:51.720
Menawi ditingali kaliyan titi,

0:14:51.720,0:14:53.860
saged ditingali jantung kula berdenyut[br]kaliyan pedhang

0:14:53.860,0:14:55.859
amargi pedhangipun nyèndhèn jantung

0:14:55.859,0:14:58.809
dipisahaken kaliyan kinten-kinten wolung[br]inci jaringan esophageal.

0:14:58.809,0:15:00.580
Niki sanès perkawis kang saged[br]di damel-damel.

0:15:00.580,0:15:02.710
Langkung pedhangipun kedah diselipaken[br]langkung tosan dhadha,

0:15:02.710,0:15:05.540
langkung sfingter esofagus andhap,[br]mandhap dhateng lambung,

0:15:05.540,0:15:09.020
nahan refleks mutah ing lambung[br]ngantos duodenum.

0:15:09.020,0:15:09.750
Gampang.

0:15:09.750,0:15:10.930
(Ngguyu)

0:15:10.930,0:15:12.880
Menawi kula lanjutaken,

0:15:12.880,0:15:17.720
ngantos tuba falopi kula.[br](Basa Landa) Eileiders!

0:15:17.720,0:15:20.980
Mangké panjenengan saged tanglet[br]garwanipun piyambak...

0:15:22.160,0:15:23.900
Tiyang tanglet kula,

0:15:23.900,0:15:26.740
"Kedah kendel sanget supados saget[br]ngadhepi risiko ing gesang

0:15:26.740,0:15:28.800
nekan jantung, lan[br]ngulu pedhang..."

0:15:28.800,0:15:30.500
Mboten. Kang mbetahaken kekendelan

0:15:30.500,0:15:33.020
yaiku damel ajrih, lingsem, kera,[br]lan lemah niku

0:15:33.080,0:15:35.620
ngadhepi kegagalan lan penolakan,

0:15:35.620,0:15:37.040
mbikak manahipun,

0:15:37.040,0:15:38.240
lan ngulu egonipun

0:15:38.240,0:15:41.060
lan jumeneng ing mriki, ing ajengipun[br]tiyang asing

0:15:41.060,0:15:43.670
nyriosaken babagan ajrih[br]lan pangimpèn piyambakipun,

0:15:43.680,0:15:47.580
kaliyan risiko mutah,[br]ing artosan literal lan figuratif.

0:15:48.280,0:15:49.450
Matur suwun.

0:15:49.450,0:15:53.720
(Keplok)

0:15:53.850,0:15:56.250
Kang linangkung saèstu yaniku

0:15:56.250,0:15:58.650
kula tansah kersa nindakaken[br]perkawis kang linangkung

0:15:58.650,0:15:59.780
lan saniki kula saget.

0:15:59.780,0:16:02.880
Nanging perkawis kang linangkung saèstu[br]sanès saget ngulu

0:16:02.880,0:16:05.170
pedhang 21 ing setunggal wektu,

0:16:07.640,0:16:10.500
utawi 20 kaki ing lebet toya ing tangki[br]kebak 88 hiu lan iwak pari

0:16:10.500,0:16:12.307
damel Ripley's Believe It or Not,

0:16:13.840,0:16:17.600
utawi dipanasaken ngantos 1500 drajat[br]damel Stan Lee's Superhumans

0:16:17.610,0:16:19.470
dados "Manungsa Baja"

0:16:19.520,0:16:21.574
lan menika bentèr sanget!

0:16:22.460,0:16:24.920
Utawi narik montor kaliyan pedhang[br]damel Ripley's,

0:16:24.930,0:16:26.290
utawi Guinness,

0:16:26.290,0:16:28.760
utawi mlebet finalipun[br]America's Got Talent,

0:16:28.820,0:16:31.540
utawi menangaken Ig Nobel Prize[br]in Medicine 2007.

0:16:31.550,0:16:33.900
Sanès, menika sanès perkawis[br]kang linangkung saèstu.

0:16:33.900,0:16:36.350
Menika kang tiyang lintu manahaken.[br]Sanès. Sanès menika.

0:16:36.350,0:16:37.800
Perkawis kang linangkung saèstu

0:16:37.800,0:16:40.660
yaniku Tuhan saget mendhet laré ajrih,[br]lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku

0:16:40.660,0:16:42.200
kang ajrih kaliyan papan inggil,

0:16:42.200,0:16:43.890
kang ajrih kaliyan toya lan hiu,

0:16:43.890,0:16:46.370
lan dokter lan suster[br]lan dom lan barang kang landhep

0:16:46.370,0:16:47.640
lan criyos dhateng tiyang

0:16:47.640,0:16:49.800
lan saniki Tuhan ndamel kula miber[br]kliling dunya

0:16:49.800,0:16:51.320
kang inggilipun 30.000 kaki

0:16:51.320,0:16:53.900
ngulu barang kang landhep, ing lebetipun[br]toya ing tangki hiu,

0:16:53.900,0:16:57.430
lan criyos kaliyan dokter lan suster[br]lan hadirin kados panjenengan.

0:16:57.430,0:16:59.580
Punika perkawis kang linangkung saèstu[br]damel kula.

0:16:59.580,0:17:01.450
Kula tansah kersa nindakaken[br]perkawis kang mustail -

0:17:01.450,0:17:02.380
Matur suwun.

0:17:02.380,0:17:03.760
(Keplok)

0:17:03.760,0:17:05.220
Matur suwun.

0:17:05.660,0:17:09.040
(Keplok)

0:17:09.700,0:17:12.569
Kula tansah kersa nindakaken perkawis[br]mustail, saniki kula saged.

0:17:12.569,0:17:15.858
Kula kersa nindakaken perkawis linangkung[br]ing gesang lan ngéwahi dunya,

0:17:15.858,0:17:16.898
saniki kula saged.

0:17:16.898,0:17:19.819
Kula tansah kersa miber kliling dunya[br]mbiantu

0:17:19.819,0:17:21.378
lan nylametaken tiyang,[br]saniki kula saget.

0:17:21.378,0:17:22.720
Panjenengan sumerep?

0:17:22.720,0:17:25.569
Taksih wonten sisa pangimpènipun[br]laré alit menika

0:17:25.569,0:17:27.290
tebih ing lebet.

0:17:30.320,0:17:36.197
(Ngguyu) (Keplok)

0:17:37.000,0:17:40.240
Kula tansah kersa nemoaken[br]tujuan gesang kula,

0:17:40.270,0:17:41.530
lan saniki sampun kula temoaken.

0:17:41.540,0:17:42.920
Punapa menika?

0:17:42.920,0:17:46.230
Sanès kaliyan pedhang, sanès manahanipun[br]tiyang, utawi kekiyatan kula.

0:17:46.230,0:17:48.510
Nanging slaeresipun pangapesanipun kula,[br]tembung.

0:17:48.510,0:17:51.090
Tujuan gesang kula yaniku damel[br]ngéwahi dunya

0:17:51.090,0:17:52.390
déning ngilangaken ajrih,

0:17:52.390,0:17:54.910
setunggal pedhang ing sawekdal,[br]setunggal tembung ing sawekdal,

0:17:55.070,0:17:57.450
setunggal lading ing sawekdal,[br]setunggal gesang ing sawekdal,

0:17:57.540,0:17:59.700
damel nginspirasi tiyang dados[br]pahlawan super

0:17:59.700,0:18:01.860
lan nindakaken kang mustail[br]ing gesangipun.

0:18:02.060,0:18:04.680
Tujuan kula yaniku damel mbiantu[br]tiyang nemoaken tujuanipun.

0:18:04.680,0:18:05.680
Menawi panjenengan?

0:18:05.680,0:18:06.960
Napa tujuan panjenengan?

0:18:06.960,0:18:08.960
Konjuk punapa panjenengan diciptaaken?

0:18:09.260,0:18:11.590
Kula percados kita sedanten[br]pahlawan super.

0:18:12.160,0:18:14.260
Napa kekiyatan super panjenengan?

0:18:14.560,0:18:17.990
Saking kinten-kinten 7 miliar tiyang[br]ing dunya,

0:18:17.990,0:18:20.250
wonten kirang saking sawetara lusin[br]penelan pedhang

0:18:20.250,0:18:21.661
ing dunya saniki,

0:18:21.661,0:18:22.940
nanging namung wonten setunggal[br]panjenengan.

0:18:22.940,0:18:24.070
Panjenengan menika unik.

0:18:24.070,0:18:25.540
Punapa crita panjenengan?

0:18:25.540,0:18:27.760
Punapa kang ndamel panjenengan[br]bènten?

0:18:27.760,0:18:29.180
Mangga dicriosaken,

0:18:29.180,0:18:31.721
senaosa suwara panjenengan[br]lirih lan gemeter.

0:18:31.900,0:18:33.340
Punapa throme panjenengan?

0:18:33.340,0:18:35.850
Bilih saget nindakaken napa mawon, dados[br]sinten mawon, tindhak teng pundi mawon

0:18:35.850,0:18:37.430
Badhé nindakaken napa?[br]badhé tindhak teng pundi?

0:18:37.430,0:18:38.480
Badhé nindakaken napa?

0:18:38.480,0:18:40.340
Kersa nindakaken napa kaliyan[br]gesang panjennegan?

0:18:40.340,0:18:41.760
Napa pangimpèn ageng panjenengan?

0:18:41.760,0:18:44.450
Nalika taksih alit?[br]monggo dimanahaken.

0:18:44.450,0:18:46.240
Sanés niki, kan?

0:18:46.483,0:18:47.880
Napa pangimpèn paling liar

0:18:47.880,0:18:50.450
kang panjenengan pikir anèh[br]lan mbebayani?

0:18:50.450,0:18:54.040
Niki ndamel pangimpèn panjenengan[br]mboten anèh, kan?

0:18:55.370,0:18:57.050
Napa pedhang panjenengan?

0:18:57.050,0:18:58.650
Sedanten gadhah pedhang,

0:18:58.650,0:19:00.600
pedhang bertepi kalih,[br]ajrih lan pangimpèn.

0:19:00.600,0:19:03.520
Monggo diulu pedhangipun,[br]punapa mawon.

0:19:03.890,0:19:05.870
Monggo ditumuti pangimpènipun,[br]para hadhirin,

0:19:05.870,0:19:08.900
mboten naté telat dados sinten mawon[br]kang panjenengan kersani.

0:19:09.720,0:19:12.920
Damel perundung kaliyan dodgeball,[br]laré kang mikir

0:19:12.920,0:19:14.916
menawi kula mboten naté nindakaken[br]kang mustail,

0:19:15.060,0:19:17.645
Kula badhé matur:

0:19:17.645,0:19:18.841
Matur suwun.

0:19:18.940,0:19:22.220
Amargi tanpa tiyang awon,[br]mboten wonten pahlawan super.

0:19:23.020,0:19:27.237
Ing mriki kula kersa mbuktèkaken[br]kang mustail mboten mustail.

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Niki sanget mbebayani,[br]lan saget mejahi kula.

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Mangga disekécaaken.

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(Ngguyu)

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Kula badhé mbetahaken[br]bantuan panjenengan.

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Hadhirin: Kalih, tiga.

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Dan Meyer: Mboten. Kula mbetahaken[br]panjenengan damel ngétang, oke?

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(Ngguyu)

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Bilih sumerap tembungipun? Mangga[br]ngétang kalih kula. Siap?

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Setunggal.

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Kalih.

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Tiga.

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Sanès, niku 2, nanging panjenengan paham.

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Hadhirin: Setunggal.

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Kalih.

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Tiga.

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(Megap)

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(Keplok)

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DM: Inggih!

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(Keplok) (Sorak)

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Matur suwun sanget.

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Matur suwun, matur suwun, matur suwun.[br]Saking lebetipun manah kula.

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Saleresipun, matur suwun saking[br]lebetipun madharan kula.

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Kula dugi mriki damel nindakaken[br]kang mustail, saniki kula sampun.

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Nanging menika mboten mustail.[br]Kula nindakaken menika saben dinten.

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Kang mustail yaniku damel laré ajrih,[br]lingsem, kera, lan lemah niku ngadhepi ajrih

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damel jumeneng ing panggung TEDx mriki,

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lan damel ngéwahi dunya,[br]satembung ing sawekdal,

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sapedhang ing sawekdal,[br]sagesang ing sawekdal.

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Bilih kula saget ndamel panjenengan[br]manah ing cara enggal lan percados

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kang mustail mboten mustail,

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ugi saget ndamel sadhar, bilih panjenengan[br]saget nindakaken kang mustail,

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Pandamelan kula sampun mantun,[br]lan panjenengan nembé miwiti.

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Mangga terus nyupéna,[br]Mangga terus percados.

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Matur suwun sampun percados kula

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lan dados bagéan pangimpèn kula.

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Menika hadhiah kula:

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Perkawis kang mustail mboten...

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Hadhirin: Mustail.

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Mlampah kang dangu bagéanipun hadhiah.

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(Keplok)

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Matur suwun.

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(Keplok)

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(Sorak)

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Host: Matur suwun, Dan Meyer, wow!