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NARRATOR: *In a happy barnyard, some years ago...*
*... a seemingly unimportant event* occurred...
*... which was destined to vitally affect* *the future of that little world.*
*Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.*
[MRS. DUCK QUACKING]
[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
What's this, a dark horse?
[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
NARRATOR: *And so time passed.*
*Hey, bud, not so fast.*
Oh, all right.
But time does fly, don't it, Johnny?
[NARRATOR CLEARS THRO AT]
NARRATOR: *Time passed.*
*The bad egg grew to ma... To duckhood...*
*... and with artistic aspirations,* *dreamed of brush and palette.*
*But ended up with only the brush.*
[MUTTERING IN GERMAN]
*His artistic efforts spurned,* *he soon turned to other endeavors.*
[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
You dopes.
[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
My mother done told me.
[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
NARRATOR: *And there were* *some gullible ones who listened.*
[ALL QUACKING]
*Especially one goose,* *more gullible than gooses*...
*Goose, geese, mice, meese.* *Geese usually go.*
[IN ITALIAN ACCENT] That's right.
That's the only stuff, kiddo.
He's a smart fellow with brains, huh?
Like me.
[ALL SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
*Sieg heil*, boy. I'm from South Germany.
[ROOSTER SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
[PUMP SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
[COUGHING]
I'm a "sick heiler" too.
[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]
Tutti-frutti.
Tutti-frutti and all kinds of whipped cream and walnuts!
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING IN ITALIAN]
[SHOUTS]
Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Dear me. Oh, dear.
*Oh, what has come to so erase*
*All thoughts of peace* *From off this place?*
*Have they forgot* *'Tis love that's bright*
*And naught is gained by show of might*
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
NARRATOR: *Then from out* *of the west came another partner...*
*... to make a silly axis of himself.*
[SINGING]
[SHOUTING]
Oh, sorry. Oh, so sorry.
Oh, very, very sorry. Please stop.
Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.
Oh, just a minute, please?
Oh, I am not a Japanese son of gun.
TURTLE: Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.
NARRATOR: *With spreading clouds of war once more...*
*... the axis march toward* *dreams of further conquest.*
- *One, two.* - *Button my shoe.*
- *Three, four.* - *Shut honorable door.*
- *Five, six.* - *Pick up the sticks.*
DUCKTATOR 1: *Seven, eight.* DUCKTATOR 3: *Lay them straight.*
DUCKTATOR 1: *Nine, ten.* - *Begin again.*
*Mercy me, regretful sight*
*O branch of peace*
*Forestall this fight*
Kind sirs, change your warlike...
Stop!
Now, where were we?
Oh, yes.
[ALL CHEERING]
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
ROOSTER: Give them one for Pearl Harbor.
Peekaboo, Fritz.
Busy little bee, aren't I?
*I hate war, but once begun* *Well, I just didn't choose to run*
*So I can point with pride and say* *There's three that didn't get away*
[ENGLISH SDH]
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