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NARRATOR:
*In a happy barnyard, some years ago...*

*... a seemingly unimportant event*
<i>occurred...</i>

*... which was destined to vitally affect*
*the future of that little world.*

*Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.*

[MRS. DUCK QUACKING]

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

What's this, a dark horse?

[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

NARRATOR:
*And so time passed.*

*Hey, bud, not so fast.*

Oh, all right.

But time does fly, don't it, Johnny?

[NARRATOR CLEARS THRO AT]

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*Time passed.*

*The bad egg grew to ma<i>... </i>To duckhood...*

*... and with artistic aspirations,*
*dreamed of brush and palette.*

*But ended up with only the brush.*

[MUTTERING IN GERMAN]

*His artistic efforts spurned,*
*he soon turned to other endeavors.*

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

You dopes.

[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

My mother done told me.

[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

NARRATOR: *And there were*
*some gullible ones who listened.*

[ALL QUACKING]

*Especially one goose,*
*more gullible than gooses*...

*Goose, geese, mice, meese.*
*Geese usually go.*

[IN ITALIAN ACCENT]
That's right.

That's the only stuff, kiddo.

He's a smart fellow with brains, huh?

Like me.

[ALL SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

*Sieg heil*, boy. I'm from South Germany.

[ROOSTER SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[PUMP SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[COUGHING]

I'm a "sick <i>heiler"</i> too.

[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]

Tutti-frutti.

Tutti-frutti and all kinds of
whipped cream and walnuts!

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING IN ITALIAN]

[SHOUTS]

Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Dear me. Oh, dear.

*Oh, what has come to so erase*

*All thoughts of peace*
*From off this place?*

*Have they forgot*
*'Tis love that's bright*

*And naught is gained by show of might*

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

NARRATOR: *Then from out*
*of the west came another partner...*

*... to make a silly axis of himself.*

[SINGING]

[SHOUTING]

Oh, sorry. Oh, so sorry.

Oh, very, very sorry. Please stop.

Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.

Oh, just a minute, please?

Oh, I am not a Japanese son of gun.

TURTLE:
Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.

NARRATOR:
*With spreading clouds of war once more...*

*... the axis march toward*
*dreams of further conquest.*

- *One, two.*
- *Button my shoe.*

- *Three, four.*
- *Shut honorable door.*

- *Five, six.*
- *Pick up the sticks.*

DUCKTATOR 1: *Seven, eight.*
DUCKTATOR 3: *Lay them straight.*

DUCKTATOR 1: *Nine, ten.*
- *Begin again.*

*Mercy me, regretful sight*

*O branch of peace*

*Forestall this fight*

Kind sirs, change your warlike...

Stop!

Now, where were we?

Oh, yes.

[ALL CHEERING]

[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]

ROOSTER:
Give them one for Pearl Harbor.

Peekaboo, Fritz.

Busy little bee, aren't I?

*I hate war, but once begun*
*Well, I just didn't choose to run*

*So I can point with pride and say*
*There's three that didn't get away*

[ENGLISH SDH]

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