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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up cinephiles,\NI'm Evasive,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.38,0:00:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this piece of paper right here\Nmeans two things:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.77,0:00:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one, I am tens of\Nthousands of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.51,0:00:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dollars in debt,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.82,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and number two, I know a lot\Nabout movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since the U.S government\Nisn't giving me any debt relief this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.91,0:00:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no choice now but to\Ntorture myself on the Internet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.67,0:00:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for money to pay off the loans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.65,0:00:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took out to go to film school.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.92,0:00:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for this video, I watched every\Nmovie that's ever won
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.57,0:00:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Razzie Award for Worst Picture\Nof the Year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.01,0:00:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was an extremely painful\Nexperience
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.20,0:00:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I regretted my decision\Nimmediately,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.26,0:00:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for the sake of \Nmy adoring fans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.37,0:00:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my bank account,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.41,0:00:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went ahead and watched \Nall 46 of these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.55,0:00:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies so I could \Nexplain them to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But after the grueling experience\Nof watching all these,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.03,0:00:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not about to tackle this\Nbreakdown alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.25,0:00:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I went ahead and roped in\Nanother video essay girly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.83,0:00:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a talking trash can
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.03,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help explain some of these\Nmovies for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.21,0:00:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before I get to the movies,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.77,0:00:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me explain what the Razzies are.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.81,0:01:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Golden Raspberry Awards are\Nan annual event,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.47,0:01:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,usually held the night before the Oscars,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.58,0:01:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to award the worst\Nmovies of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.96,0:01:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was founded by Hollywood\Ncopywriter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.06,0:01:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Wilson and editor Maureen\NMurphy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.39,0:01:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The idea for the Razzies came\Nabout in 1980
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.82,0:01:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Wilson saw Can't Stop \Nthe Music and Xanadu, back to back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.71,0:01:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hated them so much, that\Nthere ought to be an award show
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.76,0:01:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this type of thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.96,0:01:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Months later, Wilson hosted an
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.46,0:01:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oscars watch party at his house,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.36,0:01:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after the Oscars had finished,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.41,0:01:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he and Murphy passed out ballots\Nto everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.94,0:01:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the worst movies of the year,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.58,0:01:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he announced the\Nwinners.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.89,0:01:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over time, the ceremony \Ngrew and grew,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.01,0:01:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today they're considered a staple \Nof the Hollywood award season
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.24,0:01:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a low-budget Bizarro World\NOscars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.38,0:01:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that distributes awards in\Ncategories
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.35,0:01:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such as Worst Actor, Worst Director,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.52,0:01:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Worst Screenplay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.95,0:01:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unlike the qualifications for voting\Nat the Oscars,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.63,0:01:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,becoming a Razzie voter \Nis very easy:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.83,0:01:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,either be friends with \None of the producers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.92,0:01:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or just pay a $40 membership fee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.36,0:01:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all it takes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.10,0:01:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's the story of the Razzies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.78,0:02:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now are you ready to learn about\Nevery single movie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.21,0:02:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that won Worst Picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.84,0:02:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I wasn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.80,0:02:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's 46 of these things, so I'm\Ngoing to talk about each one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.80,0:02:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for just a minute or two
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.05,0:02:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hand off a few to my guests
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.54,0:02:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I don't completely lose my mind here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.54,0:02:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, I put a content warning on a\Nbunch of these movies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.22,0:02:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because of the sensitive subject\Nmatter I discuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.60,0:02:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not trying to traumatize anybody\Nbut myself in this video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.69,0:02:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, me and my guests.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.11,0:02:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I commissioned them for this,\Nso it-it's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.51,0:02:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anybody who can swallow 2 snowballs \Nand a ding-dong shouldn't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.43,0:02:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have trouble with pride.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.72,0:02:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first movie to win Worst Picture was \NCan't Stop The Music,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.21,0:02:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A movie about the "origins"\Nof the disco group Village People.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.21,0:02:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say origins in air-quotes because\Nthe Village People play themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.68,0:02:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the plot is completely made-up
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.67,0:02:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not at all how the Village People\Nactually formed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.35,0:03:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie itself is super campy\Nand full of these crazy musical numbers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.07,0:03:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that are unironically kinda great.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.93,0:03:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just too bad that in between\Nthose musical numbers are these scenes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.46,0:03:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with really terrible acting \Nthat go on for way too long.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.74,0:03:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute! I am not taking one\Nmore step 'til I know where I'm going.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.76,0:03:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, quit my job, and you\Ngot me walking the beat again!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.42,0:03:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not even getting paid for it!\N- Hold your horses.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.19,0:03:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you I had a surprise for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.00,0:03:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope so. I turned in my\Ncoin change with the toll booth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.72,0:03:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't that awful, but by 1980 \Nthe disco fad was pretty much over and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.78,0:03:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people loved to hate on\Ndisco music at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.05,0:03:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can see why this\Nended up being such a huge bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.74,0:03:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, shockingly, this movie marks the\Nfirst film appearance of Caitlyn Jenner
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.03,0:03:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and apparently the experience was so bad
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.31,0:03:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she didn't appear in a movie again until\NJack & Jill in 2011.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.83,0:03:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, uh, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.40,0:03:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommie Dearest is a "biopic"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.64,0:04:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the life of actress Joan Crawford's\Nadopted daughter Christina.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.54,0:04:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, I say biopic in air-quotes\Nbecause the movie was based on
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.74,0:04:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christina Crawford's controversial memoir
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.94,0:04:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that other members of Joan Crawford's\Nfamily disavowed when it came out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.45,0:04:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't done much research on the topic
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.47,0:04:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm in no position\Nto question this story.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.85,0:04:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will say that after\Nthe movie was made
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.92,0:04:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christina said the film was grotesque\Nand not true to her memoir.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.03,0:04:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Released just 4 years after\NJoan Crawford passed away,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.46,0:04:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this movie basically spits all over\Nher fresh grave
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.73,0:04:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and portrays her as a horrible mother
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.51,0:04:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who frequently, physically and emotionally\Nabused her daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.89,0:04:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether or not this is actually true\Nis still a matter for debate.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.29,0:04:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless of the real-life circumstances\Nbehind the movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.64,0:04:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faye Dunway's performance\Nof Joan Crawford is iconic now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.87,0:04:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People who have experienced \Nemotional abuse from a parent
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.05,0:04:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found her performance\Nscarily true to their own life experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.28,0:04:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but general audiences thought\Nshe was just being
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.84,0:04:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outrageously campy and \Nover the top the whole movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.42,0:04:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of its reputation
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.66,0:05:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the film accidentally\Nbecame a queer cult classic over the years
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially in the drag community.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.79,0:05:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was even featured in the most\Nrecent season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.66,0:05:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No wire hangers!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.18,0:05:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ No more wire hangers ♫\N♫ Ah, ah! ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.88,0:05:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ No, no, wire hangers ♫\N♫ No, no, no, no ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.32,0:05:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] Inchon is a movie about\Nthe battle of Incheon in the Korean War.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.88,0:05:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was financed and produced\Nby the Unification Church,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.49,0:05:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a movement that was and still is\Nconsidered a dangerous cult
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.03,0:05:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a leader who called himself\Nthe second coming of Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.24,0:05:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The film's producer was\Na very wealthy member of the church.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.07,0:05:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said he was instructed by God\Nto make the film.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.56,0:05:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, unsurprisingly, no investors wanted\Nany part of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.02,0:05:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All 46 million dollars of the budget was\Nprovided by the church and its followers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.17,0:05:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The film itself doesn't have much\Nto do with the Unification Church.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.77,0:05:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a straightforward war movie that's\Njust boring and unremarkable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.84,0:06:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It had some star power but only because\Nthe actors in it were paid a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.04,0:06:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laurence Olivier admitted even\Nbefore the movie was released
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.12,0:06:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that he was only in it for the money.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.30,0:06:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was such a flop that nobody\Nbothered to release it on home media.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.50,0:06:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only available version\Nof the movie today
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.77,0:06:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is from an old VHS rip from when it\Nplayed on Unification Church TV channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.50,0:06:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing worth seeing in this movie\Nis Laurence Olivier's makeup job.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.04,0:06:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean he looks like the Joker.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.94,0:06:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie is just tasteless.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.44,0:06:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's based on a novel by Harold Robbins
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.67,0:06:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was paid 600 000 dollars\Nfor the film rights
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.71,0:06:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and apparently fell asleep\Nin the screening room
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.56,0:06:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and never actually watched the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.58,0:06:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, in the first 15 minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.78,0:06:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,young Ray Liotta,\Nin his first ever movie role,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.86,0:06:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexually assaults the main character\Nwith a garden hose.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.04,0:06:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that the rest of the movie\Nis just her being forced to have sex
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.53,0:06:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with gross older men\Nin order to get ahead in Hollywood.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.18,0:06:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you see all of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.09,0:06:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems like it was trying to criticize\Nsexism in Hollywood
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.93,0:07:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but instead of handling it\Nwith nuance or respect
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.24,0:07:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the movie fully shows the sex scenes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.39,0:07:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and does the very thing\Nit's trying to critique.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.63,0:07:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The final scene of the movie shows\Nher winning an Oscar for Best Screenplay
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and calling out the men\Nwho took advantage of her
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.46,0:07:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in her acceptance speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.70,0:07:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then she's booed off stage, and leaves,\Nand the movie just ends there.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.63,0:07:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really uncomfortable to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.38,0:07:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But somehow the next movie is even worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.07,0:07:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, god, ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.41,0:07:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bolero is a movie by John Derek.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.25,0:07:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Derek is—\N(groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.59,0:07:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Derek was an old Hollywood actor
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.66,0:07:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who appeared in supporting roles in\Nseveral big movies in the 1940s and 50s.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.72,0:07:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 1973 when Derek was 47 years old,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.48,0:07:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he traveled to Europe to direct\Na low-budget movie called
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.06,0:07:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Once upon a Love" starring\Na 16 year old girl named
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.73,0:07:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mary Cathleen Collins".
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.60,0:07:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During the production—\N(retching)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.67,0:08:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.17,0:08:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During the production, \NJohn Derek left his wife
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.27,0:08:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and groomed Mary Collins\Ninto a sexual relationship,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.19,0:08:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the two staying in Europe\Nuntil she turned 18
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.19,0:08:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so he could avoid \Nstatutory (censor beep) charges.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.57,0:08:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they got married a few years later,\Nshe changed her name to Bo Derek
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.00,0:08:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and proceeded to star in all of his movies\Nuntil he died in 1998.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.12,0:08:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(retching)\N(vomit squelching)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.16,0:08:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.11,0:08:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So anyway, Bolero was a movie\Nabout a young woman fresh from college
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.59,0:08:29.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who travels to Morocco in Spain\Nto lose her virginity.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.46,0:08:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that wasn't bad enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.36,0:08:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this movie features a full-frontal\Nnudity scene with a 14 year old girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.06,0:08:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not an actress playing a 14 year old girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.09,0:08:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An actual 14 year old girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.86,0:08:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(retching, vomit squelching)\N(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.75,0:08:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you've never seen any\NRambo movies before
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.87,0:08:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the image you probably associate\Nwith the word "Rambo"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.50,0:09:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the one where\Nhypermasculine Sylvester Stallone
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.39,0:09:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is firing a machine gun\Nwithout a shirt on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.59,0:09:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But see, that's actually from this movie,\N"Rambo First Blood: Part II",
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.57,0:09:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which has very little to do\Nwith Part 1 at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.19,0:09:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole point of\Nthe first Rambo movie is that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.54,0:09:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rambo was a Vietnam War veteran\Nwith severe PTSD
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.57,0:09:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who snaps and kills a bunch of\Nsmall-time cops who treat him like shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.46,0:09:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This sequel, on the other hand
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.01,0:09:22.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throws that tragic anti-war character\Nout the window
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.79,0:09:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the US government sends him\Nback to Vietnam
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.01,0:09:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to locate prisoners of war
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.68,0:09:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Rambo is weirdly ok with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.61,0:09:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like he immediately got over his PTSD
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.84,0:09:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just got straight to blowing stuff up,\Nno problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.48,0:09:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie was\Na massive box office success
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.72,0:09:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and made double of what\Nthe first movie made,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.84,0:09:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so naturally, Rambo III also ditched\Nthe anti-war angle
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.06,0:09:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sent Rambo to Afghanistan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.94,0:09:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno if someone thought\Nthe first movie was amazing,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.66,0:09:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it really sucks to see how quickly\Nthey ruined this character.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.03,0:09:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, like, I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.53,0:09:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people who went to see\Nthese sequels in theaters
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.96,0:09:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't watch it for the plot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.53,0:09:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They watched to see \NSylvester Stallone do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.94,0:10:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bow twang)\N(explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.94,0:10:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the early 80s, \NPrince was a rising star.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.66,0:10:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And his stardom was cemented in 1984
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.64,0:10:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the massive hit that was Purple Rain.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.00,0:10:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the success of Purple Rain,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.64,0:10:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warner Bros. told Prince he was allowed to\Ndo whatever he wanted for his next project
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.95,0:10:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,greenlighting Under the Cherry Moon\Nwithout even reading the script
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.17,0:10:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the story is, Prince plays a guy in \Nthe French Rivier named Christopher
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.55,0:10:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He and his friend try to \Nscam a girl out of her inheritance
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.36,0:10:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they both end up \Nfalling in love with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.56,0:10:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A problem became apparent early on
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.83,0:10:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Prince hired someone with \Nno experience to write the script.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.94,0:10:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then 16 days into filming, \Nthe director quit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.42,0:10:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Prince took over even though he had\Nno experience directing a movie before.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.36,0:10:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The end result was a movie that features\Nwhat I can only describe as
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.11,0:10:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Acting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.43,0:10:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't try anything funny.\NNot this time, Christopher.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.79,0:11:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want the money or I throw\Nyou both out onto the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.30,0:11:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.26,0:11:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.03,0:11:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw me onto the street?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.64,0:11:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bizarre, it's one of \Nthose movies where
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.16,0:11:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the acting is so bad \Nit loops around to being funny
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.68,0:11:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which has given it\Na bit of a cult following over the years
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.58,0:11:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that and the soundtrack is amazing
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.31,0:11:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like with Purple Rain
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.49,0:11:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince released an album with the movie\Nthat went Platinum
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.21,0:11:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is today remembered as \None of his most iconic albums
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.44,0:11:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After Under the Cherry Moon failed, \NPrince tried one more time
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.40,0:11:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to direct a feature-length movie
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.08,0:11:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that one got nominated \Nfor a bunch of Razzies too
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.60,0:11:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that he gave up and \Nnever tried to direct a movie again.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.56,0:11:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also this here marks \Nthe first ever tie in Razzies history
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.67,0:11:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Under the Cherry Moon tieing with
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.98,0:11:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.16,0:11:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard the Duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.29,0:12:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evasive laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.08,0:12:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings, Evasive viewers, \Nit is I, young Junko, expert in Bird Law
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.32,0:12:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm here to defend \Nmy client Howard T. Duck,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.40,0:12:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,star of the Razzies' Worst Film of 1986, \NHoward The Duck
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.42,0:12:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For nearly the last 40 years \Nmy client's reputation has been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.72,0:12:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tarnished and slandered against
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.48,0:12:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by quack punch, chicken shit critics \Nfor this tragic box office bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.17,0:12:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central character, the Duck, the one \Nthat we're gonna be rooting for,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.46,0:12:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's neither funny, or bit of funny."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.49,0:12:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm here to clear the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.14,0:12:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard the Duck is not a movie, \Nno, it's a duckumentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.16,0:12:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know this because I was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.18,0:12:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all were.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.32,0:12:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My entire clan witnessed \Nmy client crash land on Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.99,0:12:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to star in a motion picture \Nthat of which has been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.82,0:12:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.30,0:13:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's still awful. It's bad. \NWe're not winning this case, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.10,0:13:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't trying anything. Honest!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.89,0:13:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a strange movie to say the least.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.15,0:13:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard the Duck notoriously opens with 2 instances of
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.66,0:13:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,full frontal duck booba in the span of 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.85,0:13:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the rest of the movie is this whiplash
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.57,0:13:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between what's a squeaky clean full house type family movie
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.52,0:13:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that no one older than the age of 3 years old would find funny
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.15,0:13:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,followed by things like Marty McFly's mom showing off her ass and
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.17,0:13:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pulling off a condom for Howard's corkscrew.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.28,0:13:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.35,0:13:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like anti-matter Shrek where they didn't know how to mix adult humor and a kids' flick properly yet
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.15,0:13:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it becomes this overly long bland comedy
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.21,0:13:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with hardly any intentional laughs
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.99,0:13:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that just happens to throw in something totally obscene every now and then
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.55,0:13:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Howard] Oh!\N- I just can't resist your
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.82,0:13:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intense animal magnetism.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.21,0:13:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot of attempts at duck puns, most are just replacing a random phrase in a word with "duck"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.23,0:13:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's it. No more Mr. Nice Duck."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.86,0:14:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even the director's name is Willard Hyuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.52,0:14:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a duck name.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.78,0:14:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a name you give a duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.62,0:14:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first half of the movie has Howard pointlessly meandering
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.68,0:14:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no funny interactions or \Nobservations or memorable bits
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.16,0:14:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's just an aimless movie \Nwith the guy in the duck suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.18,0:14:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have an entire portion of the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.44,0:14:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where Howard has a job \Nas a towel boy in a sex club
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.78,0:14:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's fun for the whole family!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.32,0:14:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Breeders, what the hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.31,0:14:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bareback bestiality and pedophilia.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.15,0:14:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, we find Howard getting a [?] \Nas a result of a [?] incident.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.26,0:14:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which also leads to Palpatine somehow returning from the dead and possessing the body of that one actor that's in every 80s movie who'd later be arrested for being a sex pervert.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.20,0:14:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you like to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.92,0:14:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I no longer need human food.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.82,0:14:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Junko] I need little boy butts.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.96,0:14:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a movie where\Na talking duck fires a giant laser
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.70,0:14:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a hell portal to stop \Na horde of alien warlords
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.14,0:14:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from taking over the Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.39,0:14:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they still manage \Nto make it a total snooze fest
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.91,0:14:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They try to give Howard a bit of edge
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.82,0:15:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he still feels \Ntoo kiddy and sanitized
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.72,0:15:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And part of that is his design.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.49,0:15:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks like a cross \Nof a Furby and MacCulkin.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.88,0:15:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are some things I did like,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.58,0:15:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these alien overlords are cool
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.20,0:15:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their design and stop motion \Nis really well done.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.63,0:15:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sequence where\NHoward gets shot into space
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.00,0:15:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is pretty neat, pretty \Nimpressive to look at.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.21,0:15:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like this sequence where \NHoward and [?] get a [?]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.82,0:15:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start flying away from the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.54,0:15:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.30,0:15:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Tim Robins is in this
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.73,0:15:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine having what's considered \None of the best movies of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.93,0:15:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as part of your portfolio
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.16,0:15:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and on the other end of the \Nspectrum, Howard the Duck,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.78,0:15:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now that's range
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.77,0:15:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genuinely I was taken aback \Nbecause some of the shots in this movie
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.15,0:15:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undeniably go hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.80,0:15:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a version of this movie that \Ncould've actually been good with less work
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.58,0:15:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they leaned into Howard being this\Ncynical, perverted wise-cracking duck
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.40,0:15:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's down on his luck,\Nwho gets thrust into Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.82,0:15:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and finds this strange new realm
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.48,0:15:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't so much different from his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.28,0:15:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's all about the bills, \Nbaby, put it on my belt
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.92,0:15:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He could take it as an \Nopportunity for a fresh start,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.68,0:15:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slowly climbing the corporate ladder
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.44,0:15:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until becoming a national celebrity
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.14,0:16:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that gets caught up in 80s \Nconsumerism and greed
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.44,0:16:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then have him begrudgingly involved \Nin weird sci-fi fantasy stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.71,0:16:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the comics, I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.91,0:16:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure how to defend my client.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.00,0:16:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him the chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.58,0:16:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Howard screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.04,0:16:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evasive laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.24,0:16:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I may not have been \Nable to defend Howard,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.44,0:16:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but know this: from this day forth, \NI will ensure every client of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.50,0:16:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is proven innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.33,0:16:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now for my next client, \NI will be defending one Bill Cos-.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.98,0:16:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.40,0:16:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.88,0:16:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm good. Your Honor? I would draw.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.98,0:16:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're done here. We're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.92,0:16:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Leonard, part 6.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.32,0:16:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask anyone who's seen\Nthis movie, they'll tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.65,0:17:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's when they first knew \Nlil' Bill was a real piece of shit
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.71,0:17:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I heard there was a comedy movie\Nthat just started on part 6
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.35,0:17:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's funny, maybe this movie could be \Nbad in a good way, at the very least
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.81,0:17:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope, it's just bad, \Nit's boring, it's so boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.85,0:17:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's one thing Cosby \Nwas always a master at
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.22,0:17:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's making people very sleepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.09,0:17:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole thing is supposed to be \Na spoof on the spy genre,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.15,0:17:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Naked Gun, except it actually\Ncame out a year before that movie
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.53,0:17:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just had the cameras rolling \Nand had Bill Cosby do whatever he wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.28,0:17:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a bunch of weird sex shit
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.51,0:17:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean the clues are all there,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.02,0:17:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the movie his wife divorced him\Nbecause he slept with a 19 year old
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.31,0:17:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his daughter is dating an older man\Nto further her career as an actress
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.31,0:17:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leonard has to see her \Nflash her tits on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.84,0:17:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for no reason, none of these scenes \Nadd anything to the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.13,0:17:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosby just wanted to look \Nat some young girl tits
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.54,0:17:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole film has this weird\Nlethargic and slow energy to it
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.88,0:17:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything from the dialogue\Nto the editing,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.12,0:17:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like watching a movie at 0.5 speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.54,0:17:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie opens with \NLeonard and an assassin
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.64,0:18:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having a shootout in a kitchen
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.31,0:18:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The joke is that what they're doing \Nis actually helping the food prep
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.60,0:18:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, could be funny but the pace of it all\Nis so bizarrely off by a step
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.88,0:18:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every gag and bit is like this, \Nlike they took something that was
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.28,0:18:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe a 3 out of 10 joke at best\Nand spread it so thin that
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.91,0:18:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ask yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.98,0:18:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was there even \Na joke at all to begin with?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.20,0:18:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plot follows Leonard \Nbeing the best agent
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.63,0:18:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's long retired, then\Npulled back for one last mission
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.57,0:18:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after a buncha animals \Nunder mind control kill people
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.42,0:18:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again a god-awful 80s comedy starts
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.42,0:18:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with an animal looking at a porno mag.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.42,0:18:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's two fucking nickels.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.88,0:18:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first half is him just \Nstumbling around
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.39,0:18:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to get back with his ex wife
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.24,0:18:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who pours soup on him—\Nwhat is this gag?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.22,0:18:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this a fetish, Mr. Cosby?\NYou think this was genuinely funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.36,0:18:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[mocking] We'll have him pour soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.56,0:18:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosby doesn't have a single \Nfunny line or hook to his character
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.59,0:18:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can tell he's put \Nzero effort into any of this
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.22,0:18:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like he said "Yeah I'll do the movie \Nbut I don't wanna look too stupid,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.78,0:19:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These so-called jokes are what the most\Nboring uptight person in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.73,0:19:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would think being silly is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.36,0:19:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[mocking] Oh, look, wow \Nhe's being a ballerina, so girly.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.82,0:19:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, he's doing a silly fitness tape, \Nhow can he subject himself to that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.31,0:19:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wee, it's like he thinks \Nthese things are so beneath him
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.49,0:19:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that just him doing it would be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.42,0:19:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a piece of shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.92,0:19:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What really makes me mad, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.70,0:19:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's completely unfair. Because everyone\Nseems to be trying, but him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.47,0:19:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the end when Leonard tries to \Nfree all the animals from captivity,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.79,0:19:29.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I just wanna\Nrecognize this bird right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.09,0:19:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who in this 5 second shot, bends the bars\Nof his cage with his beak and breaks free
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.21,0:19:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless this bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.27,0:19:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This bird put more effort\Nthan Bill Cosby in his own movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.63,0:19:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This bird did not deserve to be\Nin one of the worst movies of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.12,0:19:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of these animals did.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.44,0:19:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This ostrich didn't deserve to be betrayed
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.74,0:19:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a sex criminal grinding\Nhis pudding pop on its back.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.28,0:19:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If audiences in 1987 hated this, \Nwatching it now,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.24,0:19:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all the humor naturally diluted\Neven further to the passage of time
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.72,0:19:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like drinking a 40 year old\Ncan of new coke
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.86,0:20:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when Bill's handing you a drink,\Nyou probably shouldn't drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.38,0:20:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gurgling)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.89,0:20:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cocktail is a movie where young Tom Cruise\Nplays a bartender in Manhattan.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.14,0:20:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He movies to Jamaica \Nand falls in love with a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.64,0:20:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then he loses her and moves back\Nto New York to win her back
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.45,0:20:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's pretty much it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.60,0:20:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you see is what you get\Nwith this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.72,0:20:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a really mediocre movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.11,0:20:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that good, but not that bad either.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.23,0:20:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well except for when Tom Cruise\Nstands on a bar
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.70,0:20:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and reads his shitty poetry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.14,0:20:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is pretty cringey.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.31,0:20:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see America drinking
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.82,0:20:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the fabulous cocktails I make.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.74,0:20:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America's getting stinking\Non something I stir or shake.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.16,0:20:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.46,0:20:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I make drinks so sweet and snazz-ay,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.27,0:20:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iced tea the kamikaze,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.82,0:20:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hollering)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.07,0:20:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the sex on the beach\Nis Schnapps made from peach
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.04,0:21:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ball and hammer\Nthe Alabama slammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.50,0:21:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unsurprisingly with Tom Cruise starring,\Nthis movie was a massive success,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.34,0:21:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,earning a ridiculous 171 million dollars\Non a 20 million dollar budget.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.24,0:21:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's also the movie the Beach Boys\N"Kokomo" song was written for.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.19,0:21:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides that, not much to talk about here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.33,0:21:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure it only won Worst Picture\Nbecause this was the year
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.53,0:21:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rain Man was favored to win Best Picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.52,0:21:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The voters must have thought it was funny\Nto make the Best and Worst Picture
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.48,0:21:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be Tom Cruise movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.55,0:21:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok before making this video,\NI hadn't watched any Star Trek at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.68,0:21:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But because I'm committed to my craft,\NI went and watched all 6 original movies
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.93,0:21:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just so I could understand why this one\Nis considered the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.90,0:21:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After all that, I—
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.11,0:21:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I get it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.84,0:21:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a horrible movie but especially\Ncompared to the previous films,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.57,0:21:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Trek V is pretty bleh.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.60,0:21:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty much everything went wrong\Nbehind the scenes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.03,0:21:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,William Shatner directed it\Nwith no prior experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.24,0:22:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody could agree on anything\Nduring the writing process,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.97,0:22:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a writers' strike.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.37,0:22:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then a Teamsters strike.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.66,0:22:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They shot a lot of the movie\Nin the Mojave Desert,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.99,0:22:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is as miserable as it sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.67,0:22:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the filming was done, they only had\N3 months to make the special effects,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.67,0:22:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all the best effects technicians\Nin Hollywood were busy working on
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.12,0:22:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indiana Jones 3\Nand Ghostbusters II at the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.59,0:22:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I think this movie\Ndeserved Worst Picture? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.54,0:22:24.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does some wacky things like\Nintroduce Spock's long-lost brother
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.63,0:22:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that he never mentioned before
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.09,0:22:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or show Kirk getting mauled\Nby a cat woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.70,0:22:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Overall I really don't think it's that bad
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.15,0:22:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though I'm not a Trekkie who had to see
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.57,0:22:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Kirk show up on the Enterprise\Nin a "Go climb a rock t-shirt"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.83,0:22:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So…
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.81,0:22:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean…is that bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.63,0:22:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.66,0:22:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can someone in the comments tell me\Nif that's bad, if that's out of character?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.82,0:22:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I be mad\Nat this or not?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.56,0:23:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Adventures of Ford Fairlane was a
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.79,0:23:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"comedy" starring Andrew Dice Clay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.89,0:23:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.04,0:23:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was a comedian most active\Nin the late 80s and early 90s
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.02,0:23:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was known as the Dice Man,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.31,0:23:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was basically a cover to tell\Nthe most offensive jokes possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.71,0:23:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're always on parade.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.66,0:23:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They march down the street\Nwith t-shirts and flags
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.42,0:23:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I want money for AIDS disease.'\NBeautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.82,0:23:25.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want money for a fucking car,\NI ain't marching up and down the street
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.28,0:23:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a job, butt slammer.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.51,0:23:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] The movie itself\Nis about a detective, I guess,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.58,0:23:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, it's just not funny at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.38,0:23:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was on my phone the whole time\Nbecause I was just so bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.78,0:23:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I got something serious to discuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.70,0:23:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what is it, premature ejaculation?\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.39,0:23:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were at our parents'\Nwedding anniversary,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.85,0:23:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I told that joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.16,0:23:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What's the definition of vagina?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.30,0:23:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The box that peanuts comes in!' (laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.55,0:23:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gilbert Godfrey plays\Nthe only funny character in the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.31,0:23:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he dies like 25 minutes in\Nand the rest is just a boring mess
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.74,0:23:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's impossible to follow.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.36,0:24:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The director Renny Harlin was also\Nworking on Die Hard 2 at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.82,0:24:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which came out in theaters\Nat the same time as Ford Fairlane
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.66,0:24:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when you compare the money\Nbetween the two movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.56,0:24:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's obvious which movie\Nhe cared about more.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.13,0:24:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clint Eastwood.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.42,0:24:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fucked him. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.39,0:24:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] 1990 was another tie
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.36,0:24:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Ford Fairlane tieing\Nwith another movie
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.80,0:24:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from unapologetic\N(censor beep)-phile John Derek.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.14,0:24:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this one, Bo Derek plays a woman\Nmarried to a much older man
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.06,0:24:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when the older man dies,\Nhis ghost takes up residence in her head
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.75,0:24:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and goads her into murdering a man
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.57,0:24:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so he can possess his body\Nand have sex with her again.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.34,0:24:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a supernatural dirty old man movie
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.86,0:24:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where John Derek fantasizes about
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.55,0:24:48.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,living rent-free in Bo Derek's head\Nafter he dies.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.47,0:24:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus this ended up being his last movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.81,0:24:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be poetic\Nif it wasn't so disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.21,0:24:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bo was very very young.\NLinda was very young…
Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.75,0:25:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I just meet them young,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.71,0:25:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before they're wise enough\Nto know I'm not the guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.14,0:25:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway the acting is bad,\Nthe story is bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.89,0:25:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the visuals are bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.16,0:25:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the real cherry on top is: this movie
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.60,0:25:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the first film appearance\Nof Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.16,0:25:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No joke, Trump's first movie\Nwas made by a (censor beep) phile.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.23,0:25:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He even does a little duck face in it,\Nlook at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.49,0:25:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.48,0:25:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just watch this clip.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.56,0:25:31.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.86,0:25:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.38,0:25:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! How am I driving?\N1800-I'm gonna-(censor beep)-die!"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.12,0:25:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] Bruce Willis plays\Na master burglar fresh out of prison
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.22,0:25:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was blackmailed into stealing some art
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.32,0:25:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's all part of a conspiracy\Nto build a secret machine
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.12,0:25:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,invented by Leonardo Da Vinci\Nthat can turn lead into gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.92,0:25:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this point in his career, Bruce Willis\Nwas mainly known for Die Hard 1 and 2,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.70,0:25:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was looking to branch out\Nwith Hudson Hawk.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.96,0:25:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently he couldn't decide\Nwhat he wanted it to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.51,0:26:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In an interview,\None of the writers later said:
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.70,0:26:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew we were in trouble
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.24,0:26:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Joel and Bruce\Nwould say during filming
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.28,0:26:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what this is?\NThis is a Pink Panther movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.07,0:26:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next day they'd say
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.34,0:26:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what this is? This is an\NAmerican James Bond movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.45,0:26:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it would be:\NThis is North by Northwest.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.08,0:26:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even remember someone saying:
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.61,0:26:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what this is?\NThis is Casino Royale.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.13,0:26:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eventually I realized, if every day they\Nwere saying it was something different
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.86,0:26:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once we got to the editing room,\Nwe were gonna be in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.73,0:26:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, the final product\Nis all over the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.04,0:26:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he movie developed\Na bit of a cult following
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.97,0:26:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just because it's so…so silly
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.94,0:26:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.66,0:26:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Honey?\N- (screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.40,0:26:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ball ball?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.40,0:26:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woof!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.65,0:26:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dog screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.65,0:26:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's another movie\Nthat's really not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.91,0:26:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a World War II spy movie where\NMelanie Griffith is a half Jewish woman
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.75,0:27:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with no spy experience\Nwho signs herself up to be a spy in Berlin
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.50,0:27:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she wants to prove herself and\Nsave her Jewish cousins who are in hiding.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.38,0:27:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Douglas plays another spy
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.47,0:27:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pre-Schindler's List\NLiam Neeson plays a Nazi officer.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.10,0:27:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most complaints about the movie\Nwere aimed at
Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.19,0:27:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how unbelievable\NMelanie Griffith is as a spy
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.77,0:27:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she was really bad at her job.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.87,0:27:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like "spilling soup on Liam Neeson and\Ntaking the German kids she's nannying
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.54,0:27:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the building her cousins are hiding in"\Nkind of bad
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.66,0:27:28.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But overall it's not that awful of a movie
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.11,0:27:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the plot holes\Nand writing problems
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.16,0:27:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are balanced out by a good soundtrack\Nand good cinematography
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.49,0:27:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just average.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.66,0:27:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not bad enough to be memorable
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.10,0:27:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not good enough\Nthat you'd ever watch it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.50,0:27:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cinematic equivalent\Nof eating at Denny's.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.80,0:27:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think 1992 was just a slow year\Nfor bad movies in general.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.44,0:27:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That same year they also \Nnominated Newsies for Worst Picture
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.76,0:27:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Danny DeVito for\NWorst Supporting Actor
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.19,0:27:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like…what? Why? How?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.15,0:27:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.07,0:28:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once again, this is a movie\Nthat's not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.35,0:28:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a drama where\NWoody Harrelson and Demi Moore
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.70,0:28:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,play a financially struggling\Nmarried couple in Vegas
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.41,0:28:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Robert Redford is a filthy rich guy
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.58,0:28:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who offers the couple 1 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.62,0:28:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a 1 night stand with Demi Moore.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.64,0:28:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, it's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.37,0:28:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It takes itself very seriously\Nand it's vaguely misogynistic at points.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.40,0:28:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also it's completely unbelievable that\Na man who looks like Robert Redford
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.29,0:28:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would pay a million dollars\Nto sleep with someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.73,0:28:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in the context of the movie it works.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.80,0:28:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely not the\Nworst movie of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.60,0:28:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're telling me that Indecent Proposal
Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.52,0:28:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won Worst Picture but Mr. Nanny\Nwasn't even nominated?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.82,0:28:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Razzie voters were asleep\Nat the wheel this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.65,0:28:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this one Bruce Willis plays a\Npsychologist who can't see the color red
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.37,0:28:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who gets wrapped up\Nin a murder after his colleague
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.85,0:29:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gets killed Assassin's Creed-style
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.54,0:29:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he suspects someone\Nin his therapy group.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.72,0:29:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so confused why this\Nwas even nominated for Worst Picture
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.01,0:29:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this wasn't a bad movie at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.18,0:29:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's surreal and weird, sure,\Nbut it's in a Twin Peaks style of way
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.59,0:29:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where it's still unsettling\Nand fun to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.97,0:29:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely a 6.5 out of 10 movie for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.99,0:29:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe a 7 out of 10 I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.42,0:29:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another one that became a cult hit\Nafter home video release.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.56,0:29:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Partly because of this crazy sex scene\Nin a pool that everybody wanted to see
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.20,0:29:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was even streaming\Non Criterion Channel at one point
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.85,0:29:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which basically means\Nthat it's certified art.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.12,0:29:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all I have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.32,0:29:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno guys, some of these 90s movies\Naren't bad enough to complain about.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.67,0:29:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot to be said about Showgirls.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.16,0:29:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, Director Paul Verhoeven
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.32,0:29:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the first to accept\Nhis Razzie award in person.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.09,0:29:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's kind of funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.80,0:29:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm very happy \Nbecause it was much more fun
Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.48,0:29:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than reading the reviews in September. \NThank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.19,0:30:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(clapping, cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.72,0:30:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second of all, Showgirls isn't bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.85,0:30:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually a great movie, \Nin my opinion, and a lot of people agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.23,0:30:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a wild movie about the world of\Nhigh budget Las Vegas strip shows
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.04,0:30:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously with subject matter like that
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.94,0:30:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going to view it very differently
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.91,0:30:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,depending on your gender and sexuality.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.86,0:30:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But regardless of what kind\Nof person you are
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.04,0:30:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the experience of watching this movie\Nis an absolute rollercoaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.22,0:30:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One. Two. Three.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.01,0:30:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thrust it. Thrust it. Thrust it!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.05,0:30:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, thrust it.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.49,0:30:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But for as over the top as this movie is\Nit's also pretty true to life.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.13,0:30:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During his research, \Nwriter Joe Eszterhas interviewed
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.01,0:30:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over two hundred strippers in Las Vegas
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.30,0:30:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the result was a\Nshockingly straightforward depiction
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.22,0:30:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the lives of high profile\Nsex workers and performers
Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.18,0:30:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a biting satire against\Nshow business in general.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.24,0:30:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a look at these tits.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:48.73,0:30:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are these, watermelons?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.50,0:30:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a stage, babes, it's not a patch.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.90,0:30:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.70,0:30:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your ears are sticking out. They are.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:56.07,0:30:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back and see me\Nwhen you get em fixed.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.52,0:30:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.21,0:31:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you spell MGM backwards?\NI bet you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.41,0:31:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- MGM.\N- I'm impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.61,0:31:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back when you\Nfuck some of those baby fat off.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.05,0:31:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now in today's era of gritty HBO dramas,\Nnone of this is that shocking
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.96,0:31:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in 1995 this was next level stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.84,0:31:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus with the subject matter,\Nthis movie has a lot of nudity.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.16,0:31:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was rated NC-17 in America
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.53,0:31:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and to date it is the only NC-17 movie\Never given a wide release in theaters.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.22,0:31:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was so explicit and controversial
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.71,0:31:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that MGM had to hire security\Nat every movie theater in America
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.19,0:31:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to make sure nobody under\Nthe age of 18 snuck into the theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.57,0:31:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie lost millions of dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.75,0:31:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and to this day, no studio has ever dared
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.39,0:31:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and release an NC-17 movie\Nin theaters again.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.32,0:31:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this sounds interesting to you,\NI recommend giving this movie a watch
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.20,0:31:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I can't really do it justice\Nwith just words alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.51,0:31:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just know what you're getting into
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.40,0:31:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this movie is every bit\Nas traumatic as it is glamorous
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.51,0:31:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And actually to prove to you\Nhow much I like this movie, watch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.32,0:32:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.69,0:32:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.68,0:32:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a showgirl.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.93,0:32:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a showgirl, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.47,0:32:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a showgirl.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.47,0:32:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the mid-90s
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.22,0:32:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Demi Moore was one of the\Nbiggest film stars in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.24,0:32:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the world was dying to know,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.24,0:32:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do Demi Moore's boobs look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.57,0:32:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's actually the only reason\Nthis movie exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.91,0:32:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They paid Demi Moore 12.5 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.76,0:32:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most any woman had ever been paid\Nfor a movie role at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.17,0:32:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just so she would star in this movie\Nand show her boobs to the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.88,0:32:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie is like if\NShowgirls was actually bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.80,0:32:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Demi Moore plays an FBI agent who loses\Nher daughter in a custody battle
Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.87,0:32:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then becomes a stripper in Florida\Nat a place called Eager Beaver
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.78,0:32:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to pay for a court appeal.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.52,0:32:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She basically girlbosses being a stripper.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.92,0:32:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in a nuanced way\Nlike Showgirls though.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.19,0:32:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in a stupid way\Nthat takes itself seriously
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.19,0:32:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is mostly boring \Nand not believable at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.78,0:33:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite bad reviews, the movie\Nended up being a huge success
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.80,0:33:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The director-writer-producer\NAndrew Bergman
Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.35,0:33:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically quit Hollywood after this movie
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.60,0:33:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure what happened is
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.16,0:33:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once he got Demi Moore \Nto agree to go topless,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.40,0:33:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he just phoned in the rest of the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.57,0:33:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because clearly the audiences\Nweren't watching for the plot.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.82,0:33:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what can I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.45,0:33:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's showbiz, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.37,0:33:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's…that's showbiz, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.14,0:33:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Postman takes place\Nin a distant future year of 2013
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.16,0:33:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after much of humanity\Nhas been wiped out by a plague.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.76,0:33:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin Costner,\Nwho also directed the movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:40.43,0:33:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stars as a traveling Shakespeare performer\Nthat's conscripted to Caesar's Legion
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.69,0:33:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He escapes and finds \Nan old mail bag full of mail
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.06,0:33:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pretends to be a mailman\Nso he can get food
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.32,0:33:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and accidentally restarts \Nthe US postal service in the process
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.44,0:33:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also it's almost 3 hours long.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.52,0:33:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, as far as post-apocalyptic\Nadventures go, this one isn't that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.06,0:34:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about the same level of quality\Nas Waterworld, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.12,0:34:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the fact that it was a 3 hour long \NKevin Costner vanity project,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.12,0:34:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,released just a week after Titanic,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.49,0:34:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made it a very easy target for critics.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.64,0:34:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Kevin Costner even up to,\Nthese days?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.31,0:34:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(typing) Kevin Costner.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.31,0:34:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, hey. Good luck Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.33,0:34:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you aren't familiar, \Nthe name Alan Smithee
Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.88,0:34:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a fake name \Nthe Director's Guild came up with in 1968
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.64,0:34:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that directors who took \Ntheir name off a movie
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.06,0:34:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were required to use instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.55,0:34:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this movie caused such a headache
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.86,0:34:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the Directors' Guild\Nhad to officially stop allowing
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.97,0:34:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the use of the Alan Smithee \Nname in movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.32,0:34:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie was written by Joe Eszterhas
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.78,0:34:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was directed by Arthur Hiller.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.51,0:35:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mockumentary about a guy\Nwhose name was actually Alan Smithee
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.00,0:35:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who directs an action movie\Nbut he hates the finished product
Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.86,0:35:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so he steals the film reels\Nand holds them ransom
Dialogue: 0,0:35:06.32,0:35:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he wasn't allowed \Nto take his name off.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.64,0:35:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now behind the scenes in real life,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.33,0:35:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joe Eszterhas was in charge of \Ncutting Burn Hollywood Burn
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.25,0:35:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when Arthur Hiller \Nsaw the final version
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.66,0:35:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he hated it so much \Nhe had his name taken off the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.00,0:35:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this of course created a confusion
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.82,0:35:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this was a movie \Nabout Alan Smithee
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.42,0:35:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the poster said it was \Ndirected by Alan Smithee
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.26,0:35:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which you would assume was just a joke
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.43,0:35:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no, the director actually \Nhad his name taken off the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.58,0:35:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would take me so long to explain \Neverything that's wrong with this movie
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.15,0:35:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so let me sum it up in four words.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's way too many characters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the movie jumps all over the place
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harvey Weinstein is in it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Eew."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's lots of not funny parts where the camera freeze frames
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's a wall of text on screen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm guessing what happened is they filmed all these scenes separately
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thought they were hilarious on set
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when they got to the editing room they realized they had nothing to work with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so Joe Eszterhas tried to salvage it by adding a bunch of text edit jokes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which actually made the movie worse.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no proof of this of course but it seems right to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd probably do the same thing in that situation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok so this is a Western steampunk fusion movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starring the Fresh Prince and the guy who plays Mr. Fischoeder in Bob's Burgers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as cowboy government agents who hunt down an evil ex-Confederate officer with no legs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who kidnaps President Ulysses S. Grant with a giant robot spider.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what this movie is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hooting)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie is ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what the executives at Warner Bros. were snorting in the board room
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they decided to spend over a 170 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a movie where cowboy Will Smith fights a huge mecha spider
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but thank god they did because Will Smith turned down playing Neo in the Matrix to do this movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd like you to imagine what it would be like if Will Smith played Neo in the Matrix.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I probably would have messed the Matrix up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would've ruined it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I did y'all a favor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This might not be a "good" movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but oh my god it's so funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus the theme song is pretty fire.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I may quote one of the great gangster rappers, William Will Smith,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nonchalantly) wicki wild wild, wicki wicki wild
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wicki wild, wicki wicki wild wild wild west.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wicki wild, wicki wicki wild wild west.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you find those lyrics inspiring?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Battlefield Earth is an action sci-fi movie based on a novel written by Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which he wrote in 1982 when he was in hiding to avoid going to prison for his numerous crimes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about a distant future world where humanity has been enslaved by aliens called "psychlos"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which are a very obvious metaphor for L. Ron Hubbard's vitriolic hate for psychiatrists.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Travolta, who plays the evil alien leader called Turl
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has been a scientologist since 1975
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is directly responsible for this movie existing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The production company who took it on was later found to have defrauded investors out of 31 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by overreporting production costs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,causing a lawsuit that forced the company to go bankrupt and shut down in 2007.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On top of that, the movie was a massive financial flop
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just because the movie and its John Travolta action figures
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were an obvious Scientology recruitment tactic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but because the movie itself was a visual nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The special effects are ugly,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the costumes are disgusting,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the whole movie was filmed in these crooked angles
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that changed multiple times a scene.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which gave a bunch of people motion sickness.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a really infamously bad movie that's been covered by a bunch of other YouTube channels over the years
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you want more information on it, go watch one of those videos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just don't watch the movie itself.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll do nothing but make you nauseous and waste two hours of your time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm serious, don't do it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, you guys, conflict of interest, I can't talk about Freddy Got Fingered.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of my friends and I watched this movie like four times during quarantine
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we kinda bonded over it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now this movie has a special place in my heart.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Aw."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I made Nikki watch it instead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because she's never seen it before.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here she is now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell do I even begin with this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of me thinks this movie is some kind of deep anti-comedy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meant to satirize the other gross out comedies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that were popular in the early 2000s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the other part of me thinks that maybe it means nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean any normal human being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would read a title called
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy Got Fingered
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and run away in the opposite direction.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to put it simply, this movie is about a 28 year old man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stop it, stop it, Mom, I'm a 28 year old man."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, baby, he's a 28 year old man."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name is Gord and he moves to LA to be a cheese worker.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also to pursue his dream of being a professional animator.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems pretty simple, right? Seems pretty cut and dry?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's where you'd be wrong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because so very many things happen in this movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that are beyond human explanation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just to name a few,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Green jerks off a horse
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he swings a baby around by its umbilical cord
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Green walks around in a deer carcass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he goes scuba diving in his own toilet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out of that toilet!\N- (bubbling, gurgling)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But at the risk of sounding clinically insane
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and demented
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there are moments in this movie that I find kind of relatable.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this scene where the CEO of an animation company tells Gord that he doesn't like his drawings.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It sucks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so he immediately sticks a gun in his mouth and starts screaming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The characters are so lame, I'm a loser.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I was dead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (screaming)\N- Wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What makes this even funnier is that once he receives validation,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he takes the gun out of his mouth and acts like none of that ever happened at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sir I can't work on this all day, I got a job at the cheese sandwich factory.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're mentally ill, and make art, this is the film for you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's time I grow up and get a job instead of acting like a little baby all the time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't think of anything to draw because I'm so stupid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so stupid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And this movie surprised me in so many different ways
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For one, it made me laugh way more than I anticipated.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can't you see we're both just a couple of stupid idiots.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gord…\N- (mocking) Gord! Gordie!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was also weirdly based at times.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say weirdly because the early 2000s was a derogatory fever dream.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like running thru the perfume department in SpongeBob
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the perfume was slurs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gord ends up asking out this nurse named Betty
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she says yes, but afterwards he finds out that she's in a wheelchair.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first I was like, oh shit, it's about to get real ableist in here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lel-lel-lel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was truly prepared for the worst.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my expectations were subverted when Betty ended up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only the smartest person in this whole movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but her and Gord remain in a relationship for the rest of the film.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I have a bag of jewels for you.\N- Gord…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They're jewels, Betty.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another interesting thing to me is that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Betty constantly wants to give Gord a blow (dolphin sound) job.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here me out dude!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She asks him this so many times in the movie,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that it comes off as very obviously satirical.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just wanna suck your cock
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My life's a little hectic lately,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having trouble concentrating with all the skateboarding and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you sucking my penis all the time\N- (chuckling)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And again, my expectations are subverted by Gord repeatedly asking if they can just go out on a date.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I just think if we went out on at least one date
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you didn't do any sucking right now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would make the whole sucking to date ratio
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,far more balanced, you know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This could be a play on the trope of male protagonists in comedy especially
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being obsessed with sex
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And not only that but women being ultra sexualized in these movies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not all the subversion in this movie is good, though, necessarily.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were wondering how the movie got its title,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shit you not, about 50 minutes into the film,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gord frames his dad for "fingering" his brother.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At least I don't touch Freddy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He fingers him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- His brother who is like 25 and doesn't even live with them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's a molester!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a child molester!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But CPS literally goes into his apartment and takes him to the molestation hospital.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this shocking?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if it's shocking compared to the other things that happen in this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it in poor taste?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh…luhh…luhh…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this whole framing of the fingering
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the canon event that leads to the finale of the film.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Gord pranks his dad by
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abducting him in the middle of the nightand taking him to Pakistan.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're fucking dead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could write books and novels and college theseses
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about everything else that happen between then and the ending
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but just know that this movie ends with Gord and his dad being covered in elephant c—(censor beep)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(elephant trumpeting)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of which, there's an elephant in this room!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The elephant is that I actually kinda like this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also the elephant is coming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so wrong?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And is it so wrong that maybe kinda
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might be attracted to Tom Green in this movie?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it ok that he might be the Pete Davidson of the 90s?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As far as career-ruining films go,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Green took the failure of Freddy very very well.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He even showed up to accept his Golden Razzie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He rolled out his own red carpet too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well done you guys. Give him some space.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrate your successes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your failures.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] A remake of an italian film from 1974
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swept Away is a movie where Madonna plays the dumbest
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most unlikable rich woman in the world
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who gets marooned on an island with an Italian sailor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who hates her and sexually assaults her.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3 minutes after that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a time skip and suddenly they're in love.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a nasty nasty nasty movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't even wanna talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was so bad it caused Madonna to give up on acting entirely.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a disaster. Absolute agony to watch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially when you consider the movie was directed by Madonna's then-husband Guy Ritchie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Madonna later divorced Guy Ritchie in 2008
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in my opinion queen should've divorced Guy Ritchie on the spot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for even suggesting this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Madonna] Ugh. It was rough.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing glamorous about it, then you were really mean to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Ritchie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to slap you on camera.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, Mrs. Ritchie?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For all those times you let Adriano slap me and never yelled cut.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ritchie] One more.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Madonna] And all those times they threw octopuses on me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all those times you made me stay in the freezing cold ice water.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all those times you made me run down the sand dunes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all those times you ate my food.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you didn't pay me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you never said thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crying)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie, I was riding the high
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of actually enjoying Freddy Got Fingered
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Gigli came in and literally snuffed the life out of me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gigli is a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about a mobster named Gigli
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,played by Benjamin, Benny Boy, Affleck.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Much like this review on Letterboxd,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I too hope Gigli k—(dolphin noises) himself.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because not only does he abduct a mentally challenged teenager,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and abuse him while holding him for ransom,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I smack you in the fucking head?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's also just cringe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unforgivably so.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J.Lo. is also in this movie, unfortunately
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she plays this other mobster or mobsterette
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who is supposed to help him take care of this mentally disabled kid
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she also just happens to be a lesbian.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means I'm a lesbian.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or should I say, the least convincing lesbian in film history.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No lesbians were consulted in the making of this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because what the fuck is this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's turkey time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gobble gobble.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may not be able to tell
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this is the weirdest way I've ever heard anyone describe it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but she's talking about eating (dolphin sound) ussy here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't know who told J.Lo.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or whoever wrote this script
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that lesbians call that turkey time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But whoever it was deserves to be taken out behind a barn and shot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course Gigli doesn't respect her sexuality.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your girlfriends, they're at a natural disadvantage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They might try hard but they're not just backed up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by millions of years of genetic engineering.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He whines and complains throughout the whole movie about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's not fair, she's a lesbian but I'm attracted to her.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I wanna be with her.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know why I'm fucking sad?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I've got this fucking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautiful, sexy, gorgeous heartthrobba-rama
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking smart, amazing, bombshell
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,17 on a fucking 10 scale girl
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sleeping on the bed right next to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a stone cold d—(vine boom)—yke.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fucking untouchable, unaffable
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brick wall fucking d—(vine boom)—kossaurus rex.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mocking) Eugh…eugh…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after enough complaining, Ricki starts doing deeds with him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like this is realistic at all in anyway,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the hypothetical scenario
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where for some reason a lesbian had sex with a guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it would not be with this guy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's always like licking his teeth and shit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But luckily there's not just lesbian cringe,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This ain't fucking lesbian talk circle time!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's also plenty of heterosexual cringe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless you penis.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And gay cringe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gay!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite this movie literally being about mobsters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing mobster-related really happens in this movie until the last 30 minutes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where for some reason Al Pacino is here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You piece of shit!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure this is Al Pacino's favorite role of all time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right up there next to Jack and Jill.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, come on, low bat it here pitcher, we got em.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to give it to you straight,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the movie ends with Gigli leaving the mentally disabled kid
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a random beach with the cast of Baywatch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's literally played out like it's supposed to be this inspirational thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a tearjerker or something.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(inspirational music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, Gigli and Ricki ride off into the sunset
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just as she's telling him that he should wear some makeup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I bet you'd look awesome in some mascara.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do not watch this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will get a UTI.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or that other thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] Ok first of all this movie is Catwoman in name only.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite being a DC comics movie,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Catwoman of this movie has pretty much nothing to do with the Catwoman from Batman.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This character has a different name
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lives in a different city
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gets her cat superpowers from a magic cat burping in her mouth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just so stupid, it's actually really fun to watch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially the CGI Halle Berry during the action scenes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's so funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you might expect this movie bombed hard
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably because they put it out around the same time as Spiderman 2.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a pretty infamous superhero movie now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the director Pitof was basically laughed out of Hollywood
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and never directed a movie again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Halle Berry embraced this movie was a flop
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she even showed up in person to accept her Razzie award.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all I wanna thank Warner Bros.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crowd laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for putting me in a piece of shit god-awful movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crowd laughing, cheering)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Berry cheering)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dirty love is a…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"comedy",
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,created by Melissa McCarthy's cousin,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,notorious anti-vaxxer and Masked Singer judge, Jennifer McCarthy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She stars as a woman who gets dumped by her boyfriend and her life falls apart.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really unhinged but not in a funny kind of way.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More in a "I'm born uncomfortable and I wanna leave the room," kind of way.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually had a hard time finding clips of this movie online
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's pretty obscure and nobody likes it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's mostly badly delivered jokes and gross out humor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a feminine spin.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And by feminine spin
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, of course, mean period jokes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this scene where a bleeding Jenny McCarthy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes to a grocery store in white skirt and no underwear
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and almost bleeds out on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, relatable comedy for women.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just girly things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hashtag just girly things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just girly things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a girly thing so you wouldn't understand, boys.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a girly thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hashtag just girly things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a girly thing, it's a girly thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sing-song) Hashtag just girly things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this a sequel to Basic Instinct
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an erotic murder mystery thriller from the early 90s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's maybe best remembered today for this scene
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where Newman from Seinfeld sees Sharon Stone's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bare, uncensored (censor beep)-ssy in an interrogation room.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The original was nominated for a few Razzies in its day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was a massive box office hit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is today remembered as a pretty solid neo-noir thriller.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Basic Instinct 2 on the other hand only exists
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because Sharon Stone was promised 14 million dollars to star in the movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the producers tried to cancel it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she sued them to force them to make it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't take it so hard.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] It's kind of hard to talk about this movie without spoiling a bit of the original.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will say that overall I didn't hate this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I also barely remember anything about the plot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I only saw it a couple of months ago.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It rehashes a lot of the same story beats and plot points as the original,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just not as good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would I call it a terrible movie?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not really.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But compared to the original,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's pretty bland and forgettable.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's what happens when your only reason for making a movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to avoid a massive lawsuit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta love showbiz, baby.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I Know Who Killed Me is a horror movie starring Lindsay Lohan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a girl who is killed by a serial killer
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but survives and wakes up in the hospital saying she's someone else.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie was released in July 27, 2007
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right at the peak of the tabloid frenzy about Lindsay Lohan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and her struggles with alcohol and drug addiction
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a lot of attention on the movie while it was filming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially because Lohan checked into rehab the first time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a month into the production.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The film set was swarmed with so much paparazzi
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that some of them even showed up in the background of a few shots in the movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then a couple months after filming wrapped,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lohan was arrested for drunk driving.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then on July 24th, just three days before the movie was released,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lohan was arrested for drunk driving again
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and couldn't even attend the premiere.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of this negative media attention made Lindsay Lohan enemy number one in Hollywood.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Critics eviscerated this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in a year since its release,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this film has kind of become a cult classic among horror movie fans.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been screened in theaters many times over the last decade.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen a lot of people online compare it to giallo movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an Italian film genre popular in the 60s and 70s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that mixed elements of murder movies, slashers, and erotica.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The influence of giallo is definitely present here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a stylish weird thriller
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Lohan's background made her kind of perfect for the role
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the main character quickly transforms from a sweet high school girl
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a deeply traumatized young woman with a robotic hand.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's definitely not for everyone, myself included,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if you're into weird gory horror movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a lot to vibe with here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a much better movie than Norbit, that's for sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever seen Norbit?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Ah! Bitches!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Love Guru is a movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,written by, directed by, and starring Mike Meyers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's mostly remembered as the movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that completely tanked his career
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and caused him to step away from Hollywood for 8 years.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Critics and audiences both hated it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With critics calling it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lazy, immature, mindless, pitiable, insulting, painful, gross, contemptuous, racist, and unlikable,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,among many other things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't take their word for it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take my word for it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any other words for it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that pretty much sums it up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a scene they use in the trailer.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah! How did you get there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This little guy scared the crap out of me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think I might have to do a panty check,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might have some monkey mustard back there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is this prick?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, how do you do? Shrimp?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you call me, jagomoe?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I didn't catch your gnome—name!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a midget.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] The plot of this movie is Mike Myers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plays a self-help guru named Maurice Pitka
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was raised in India
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wears a chastity belt
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and dreams of being on Oprah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's hired by the Toronto Maple Leaves
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help their star player get back together with his wife
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he is the Love Guru
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and only he can save their marriage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's basically a one note movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that feels like it was written by a 10 year old boy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every seen goes on for way too long,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mike Myers keeps laughing at his own jokes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pretty much every line is about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poop, pee, farts, balls, or dicks,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with many of the characters' names being dick jokes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got Tugginmypudha,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coach Cherkov,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le Coq,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dick Pants,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evasive laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny that John Oliver is named Dick Pants.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] It's not… (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] Ok, I'll be the first to say that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think any of the Transformers movies are particularly good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That being said,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is definitely the worst one,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if only for how offensive and annoying it is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty much every Transformer introduced in this movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,either talks with a racist accent,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the most annoying cartoon voice imaginable.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when it isn't being annoying or racist,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's doing shit like this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Name's Wheelie. Hah…hah…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say my name, say my name. Hah…hah…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you allowing\Nto happen to your foot just now?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least he's faithful, Sam.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, he's faithful,\Nand he's nude and he's perverted.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah…hah…hah…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like is it any wonder Megan Fox quit the series after this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly this movie ended up making 836 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was about a hundred million more dollars than Up made that same year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's 'cause you was a wuss.\N- You did force me into that car, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I think he scared.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Mudflap. What we gonna do with this shrimp taco?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lemme just pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the truck,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then nobody gonna know nothing, y'know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No one's gonna pop any caps in any asses. Ok?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've had a hell of a day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can I even say about this movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that hasn't been said a thousand times already?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This live action trashfire directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attempted to condense the first season of an amazing animated TV show
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a 90 minute CGI-filled mess.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if you watch this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having never seen the original series,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's just another lame Hollywood fantasy action movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But for fans of the series, this was offensively bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The creators of the show were not allowed to give any input on the movie's development.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beloved characters were made one-dimensional and pointless,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,major plot points were skipped over,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,characters' names are pronounced wrong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you even screw that up?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This movie made a lot of money
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but was so hated by audiences
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Paramount must have known that they couldn't fool people twice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cancelled plans to adapt the other 2 seasons,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,effectively sinking the career of the kid who played Aang before it even began.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just sad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole movie is a sad waste of source material.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd probably have a better time playing the official Wii game
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than watching this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(vaguely Asian music)\N(wheels skidding)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] Ok, maybe not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dramatic, haunting piano)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Razzies, respectfully,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't call myself a Twilight fan,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never read the books and I didn't watch the movies until recently,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but even I know that the last movie in the Twilight series
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't that bad a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ridiculous, sure, but out of all the movies in this series,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's definitely the most interesting and most exciting entry aside from the first one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously they gave it Worst Picture as a sort of dig at the entire series,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since none of the others had won Worst Picture before,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but come on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Breaking Dawn Part 2 is fun.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got a big fight scene on a frozen lake,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's got a girl named Renesmee,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it concludes one of the most iconic and most stupid blockbuster series of all time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so entertaining and over the top
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that even if you hate Twilight and everything about it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't tell me that this movie is worse than the Adam Sandler movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where he shows a 13 year old impregnating his teacher.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't tell me that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you'd be wrong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me start this one off by
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,showing you the list of people that were involved in this movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's not even all of them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Movie 43 is a compilation of raunchy comedy sketches
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each directed by different people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Made on an impossibly cheap budget of 6 million dollars,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this thing took 3 whole years to film
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the producers worked around actors' schedules
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to maximize how many famous people could show up on this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sketches themselves are a relentless onslaught of dirty shock humor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one where Hugh Jackman has balls on his face.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one where Chloe Grace Moretz spills period blood on the wall.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one where a horny cat pisses on Elizabeth Banks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one where Kieran Culkin wants to leave a hickey on Emma Stone's vagina.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My personal favorite was the one where Anna Faris asks Chris Pratt
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to poop on her during sex.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So he takes some—\N- Poop Viagra.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then gets hit by car.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you, I wanna marry you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god. Doug, no!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're feeling sadistic,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throw this on, on your next bad movie night with friends.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got a little something for everyone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know what the hell Movie 43 means.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm in Movie 43, maybe I'm in Movie 44.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you're unfamiliar, Kirk Cameron was a child actor in the 80s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who took a hard right turn into Evangelical Christianity
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has since appeared almost exclusively
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in low-budget Christian movies and radio programs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, he's mostly known for his inflammatory publicity stunts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like in 2020, when he organized maskless Christmas carols in LA
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to protest COVID restrictions,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which he called "communism disguised as public health".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the type.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a nutcase,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his movie had been dunked a hundred times before by YouTubers already
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because for a while, this was the lowest-rated movie on IMDB,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with an average rating of 1.3 out of 10.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which he claimed was the result of an atheist conspiracy on Reddit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole movie takes place in one house
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and almost every scene is him using weird circular reasoning
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to explain how non-Christian Christmas traditions
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had actually been Christian all along.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like how Christmas trees were God's idea
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because God created trees.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or how the holiday isn't actually materialistic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the ability to buy gifts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is God's gift to humanity.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just boring.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a boring movie where nothing happens
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everyone is just sitting or standing around
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not doing anything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only remotely entertaining part of the whole movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is when all the extras have an epic dance party at the end.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ (Angels we have heard on high, trap remix style) ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fant-four-stic is a classic case of too many people having their hands in the same movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The writers disagreed on everything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The director Josh Trank slept with a loaded gun on him
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he got death threats for casting Michael B. Jordan.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fox executives had whole scenes cut out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and other scenes reshot without Trank's approval
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they thought his version was too dark.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trank also put out a tweet before the movie came out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically disowning it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The end result of all of this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was an ugly, boring mess of a movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where there's no real stakes or tension anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't even have them become superheroes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until halfway thru the movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and most of the time they're just standing around
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking and not doing anything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can see the remnants of a decent movie in here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like in this scene where Miles Teller wakes up on a hospital bed looking like Lanky Kong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we'll never know what the movie was supposed to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because nobody cares.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one out there saying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hashtag release the trank cut.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want them to go see just a really great movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something that is different from…uh…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Doom is one of the top 5 greatest characters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that ever come off a comic book—panel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science is really cool and this is something that…hopefully…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So 2015 was another tie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Fifty Shades of Grey also being awarded Worst Picture.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is another movie where I"m like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what can I possibly say about this that hasn't been said already?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's based on an erotic novel that started out as a Twilight Fanfiction,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stars have no chemistry
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nothing about their relationship is believable.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie spawned that Love Me Like You Do song
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's haunted retail workers for almost a decade now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a bad movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's boring and bad and it made over 500 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so rather than repeat the same things that a 100 other YouTubers have said
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just leave you with a little mental image.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, this movie came out on Valentine's Day 2015.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to visualize Kayllynn and Greg
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Sugar Land, Texas
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who went to see this at the local AMC on Valentine's Day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to visualize Kayllynn giving Greg a dry handjob
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the back of the theater, 40 minutes into the movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to visualize them going to Applebees after
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and eating a slightly burned chicken breast
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some unseasoned broccoli.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to visualize—
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't know already,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinesh D'Souza is a far-right political commentator
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's been releasing propaganda films every year since 2012.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He also pleaded guilty to campaign finance fraud in 2014
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was sentenced to 5 years probation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During which, he made Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Released in the summer of 2016,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary's America is a movie that claims it's a documentary
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but aside from a few news clips and some scripted-sounding interviews,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,much of the movie is either historical reenactments
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or D'Souza talking to terrible actors
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and trying to pass it off as documentary footage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie opens with D'Souza being sentenced for fraud
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which he claims was a Democratic conspiracy to shut him up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and from there he goes to prison
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and starts interviewing other prisoners about how gangs work
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, gangs are\Nall about stealing, man.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the biggest gang?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right in your face.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Politicians, man.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How does a gang make money?\N- Any way they can, you know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trafficking, smuggling,\Nstealing, extortion,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but how do they pull it off?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later on, he visits the Democratic National Headquarters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's all done up to look like a high-tech museum
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the glory of the Democratic Party.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then he sneaks into the restricted part of the building
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and breaks into the secret archives
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to reveal the secret information
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is literally in the curriculum of 8th Grade US History.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "Hey guys, did you know that most of the slaveowners in the Civil War were Democrats?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, isn't that crazy? How come no one's talking about this?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sad truth is this movie sold 13 million dollars worth of tickets when it came out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which means that hundreds of thousands of very gullible Americans saw this in theaters.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And many probably dragged their impressionable kids to see it with them
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when all those kids wanted to do was play the new Pokémon Go game that just came out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's depressing to think about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2016 was a very dark time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I try to figure out how we get them to have Pokémon Go do the polls.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, I'm sorry, I can't talk about the Emoji Movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, on a hot summer day in 2017, I actually saw The Emoji Movie in theaters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a room full of screaming, sugared up children.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you think this movie looks bad enough on its own,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try watching it completely sober
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while a 7 year old kicks the back of your chair the whole time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't relive the trauma of that day again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I pass this one off to the trash guy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young Junko. He was the best lawyer who ever lived.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But decidingly the hammer of justice made him his walnut.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And under the pressure, he cracked.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By his side, he had only left this note.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sad face, cry face, trash can, water gun, squirt, sad face.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch the Emoji Movie in theaters for more info.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emoji Movie is like the cinematic equivalent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of seeing an ad for Cricket Wireless on the side of the bus.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the same artistic merit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard not to look at this movie without
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking of the evolution of 3D animation as a craft
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the last four years, the way the medium improved over time,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just in fidelity, but the heartfelt boundary-pushing storytelling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that made animated characters come across as more tangible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And exploring the worlds they inhabited in a surreal way,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all that led to this, a movie about emojis.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On a kid's cell phone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so impersonal, it's not like Toy Story,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where Andy and the Toys have a clear relationship.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Emoji Land, you get scanned whenever the kid picks you for the text message.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like why is this kid only texting in emojis?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like a little man slut.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole plot being, he wants to text a girl in his class,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's it. He has no connection to any of these main central characters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're just a button on his phone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so pointless.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The world's not interesting at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The main character, Gene, is supposed to be the Meh emoji,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he's malfunctioning, so he goes on a quest with Hand Emoji
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Jailbreak, an elite emo hacker girl emoji with blue hair
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who can access the cloud and see all the Rule 34 of herself
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made over the years.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- [Hand] Suck it in!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Junko] It's a movie made specifically for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,loud drunk parents circa 2017 to take their iPad kids to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they can run around the theater and pick their ass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they shove a bunch of ads up their eyeballs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got whole scenes explaining Candy Crush,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just Dance, and Spotify.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's as shameless and corporate as an animated movie could possibly be.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure some belligerently wasted parent in the theater
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,howled with laughter as James Corden, Hand Emoji, said "Bye Felicia."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye Felicia!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Junko] I wouldn't know though, because the first time I saw Emoji Movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was at 2 AM on a hacked Amazon Fire Stick
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plugged into my friend's portable CRT.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just about the viewing experience this movie deserves.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] But hey, for as much as a soulless cash grab that the Emoji Movie was,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is one good thing about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's that it is inadvertently responsible
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for causing Jordan Peele to make Get Out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes & Watson was the much anticipated reunion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a duo that starred in a couple of smash hit comedies in the mid-2000s.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when this movie released to atrocious reviews,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it left some people scratching their heads wondering
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how two guys who worked so well together before,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could fuck up a movie this bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And trust me, no matter what your sense of humor is,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this movie is bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny, at all,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just boring and hard to watch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I know. He's an onanist.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's an onanist?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He pours his own tea.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He likes to create his own sauce.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is a saucier.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the name of his restaurant is Crotch Kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On a daily basis, he creams his own eclair.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evasive] The plot is impossible to follow,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the jokes fall flat on its face,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some of the jokes were already dated
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the time this movie came out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Compared to Tallaadega Nights and Stepbrothers,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything about their delivery here just feels off.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the blame probably rests on writer-director Etan Cohen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to be confused with Ethan Coen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Etan Cohen is a writer who built a pretty decent resumé
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the 90s and the 2000s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and decided to branch out into directing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Get Hard in 2015.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes & Watson was his second attempt at directing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and possibly his last
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the movie just barely didn't break even.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since its release, Cohen seems to turn exclusively to writing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My theory is, the man didn't know how to direct Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just got them together and assumed it'd be enough to carry the movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the whole thing feels like he just dressed them up in Victorian Era clothes and said
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Just do whatever you want. We'll edit it down to just the funny parts."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then surprise.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of it was funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Holmes] You know what I've found,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to take the most attractive photographs,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to purse your lips together like a duck-billed platypus.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Watson] Platypus face!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chins up!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, girl!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cats is a hilarious movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is so funny for all the wrong reasons.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw this in theaters when it came out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after a couple of very powerful weed gummies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it is an experience I will remember for the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's unlike any other movie ever made.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Wuddly-wah, wuddly-wah ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's dinner and a show.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Wuddly-wah, wuddly-wah ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ A-dooba-dooba-doo ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tak-pity-pak-pity-pak ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Released at the tail end of 2019,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cats was an act of pure hubris from director Tom Hooper,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was well known in Hollywood at this point for directing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the King's Speech, Les Misérables, and The Danish Girl.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I guess Tommy Boy got pretty full of himself after all those award-winners,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because for his next project, he proceeded to blow a hundred million dollars
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a film adaptation of Cats: The Musical.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind the scenes, Hooper rushed the movie out the door
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it could release in time for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in the process, treated the animators like complete shit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anonymous sources later reported that Hooper knew nothing about animation,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made them work 90-hour weeks for months,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was horrible, disrespectful, demeaning, and condescending
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toward everyone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One source said that Hooper talked to the animators
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like they were garbage
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and even compared their time working on cats to slavery.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a few years now since Cats released,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Tom Hooper hasn't been heard from since.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think it's safe to say that those allegations were completely true
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he won't be making a comeback any time soon.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this point, I'd like to play you a song from the movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but YouTube would probably demonetize me if I did that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So instead I'm gonna play you a public service announcement from the 80s.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Accident? An accident?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a child in the car.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A child?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cats have 9 lives, children only one,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,help them live their life, buckle them into a car seat,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one wants a child to become a memory.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Memory, all alone in the moonlight. ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Absolute Proof is not a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the first time in Razzie history,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Razzies gave Worst Picture
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to something that was not a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a 2-hour long special
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that aired on One America News in February 2021
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bought airtime to prove that the 2020 election was hacked by China,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,using statistics that were proven to be fake,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and interviewing experts that don't have any real credentials.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This special was also uploaded on YouTube,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but was quickly taken down for spreading false information.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was hoping it would at least be unintentionally funny,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's just really boring to watch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's mostly the MyPillow guy saying\N- Woah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking about voting data that was given to him by a fraudster.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At one point, he brings out a guy who claims he invented e-mail.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, from creating e-mail and all these systems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know the power of machines.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he created e-mails. The creator of e-mails.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, I don't have anything to say about this one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is also not a movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diana The Musical is a Broadway show
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was planned to open on March 31st, 2020.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously, that didn't pan out, but in summer of 2020
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were able to get the cast together to make a recording of the show.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With heavy COVID restrictions and with no audience, of course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, for some bizarre reason,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they decided to release that recording \Non Netflix on October 2021
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a whole month before the show reopened on Broadway.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously, this was the dumbest possible thing they could've ever done
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because why would anyone who wasn't a hardcore House Windsor stan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pay over a hundred dollars for a Broadway ticket to this cringefest
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they could just watch the cringefest for free at home.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This show was a complete flop,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,performing to a half-full theater every night for a month,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until the producer put the show out of its misery
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cancelled it on December 19.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if it hadn't been dumped on Netflix before it opened,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it still would've probably flopped
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's every bit as tone deaf as the title suggests.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The lyrics sound like a 14 year old girl saw Hamilton and Newsies a few times
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was like, "Oh my gosh, I could do that too!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except it wasn't written by a 14 year old girl,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was written by a Tony Award-winning playwright in his 50s.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is just a sample of some of the lyrics this show throws at you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Alright, I'm no intellect. ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ But maybe there's a discotheque ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ where the prince could hear some Prince ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and we'd all get funkadelic ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You thought I was a ninny, ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ you could mold me as you like. ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Well the skinny on that ninny ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ is she's really rather bright. ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I just got a ticket to the main event ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It's the Thrilla in Manila but with Diana and Camilla ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Directed by eccentric auteur Andrew Dominik,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blonde is the most recent Worst Picture as the time I made this video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and probably the most controversial winner since Showgirls.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a nearly 3 hour long, NC-17 rated movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the life of Marilyn Monroe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that takes extreme liberties with her life story
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as it's actually based on a historical fiction novel
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by Joyce Carol Oates.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The reviews of this thing were all over the place.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it premiered at the Venice Film Festival,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it received a 14-minute long standing ovation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and early critic reviews were extremely positive.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it released on Netflix a few weeks later
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the drama started.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the positive end, the movie got praised for its stunning cinematography
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for Anna De Armas' performance as Monroe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the negative end, the movie was criticized for being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exploitative, sexist, and dehumanizing,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for brutally depicting Marilyn Monroe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a helpless girl relentlessly abused by the Hollywood system
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when her real life story was much more complicated than that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it certainly doesn't help that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andrew Dominik doubled down on it, after the film's release,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying, "Criticism only hurts if you agree with it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I didn't agree with any of it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's dead, the movie doesn't make any difference to her one way or another.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What they mean is that the film exploited their memory of her, the image of her,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is fair enough. It does. That's the whole point of the movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the whole problem with Marilyn Monroe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody feels like they know her and what's best for her."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know about you guys,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could speak on this movie more,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't want to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the last movie on this list
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm tapping out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna see any of you in the comments saying,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, Eva tapping out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eva not giving her real opinion.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're being evasive.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't do that."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank god this is over.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My eyeballs and my brain are absolutely fried right now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have a single thought left in my head.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let me go ahead and summarize my thoughts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by sorting all these movies into 4 categories.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These categories are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boring Bad, Funny Bad, Not That Bad,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Crimes against Humanity.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there we go.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Evasive,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you for my Patreon supporters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you to all of you for watching,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thank you so much to my guests
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for contributing to this video.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And hey, Razzie people, if you're watching,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Invite me to the show sometime, maybe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly I think you guys are a little cringey
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you've made some very questionable decisions in the past
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like…I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the meantime, we're going to do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,literally anything else besides watching movies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I'm gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna look at some clouds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, and touch grass.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I can't remember the last time I touched grass.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go outside, look at some clouds,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and touch grass.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, bye guys.