WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's up cinephiles, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm Evasive, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and this piece of paper right here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 means two things: 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Number one, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am tens of thousands of 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dollars in debt, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and number two, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know a lot about movies. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And since it looks like 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the US government is not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 going to be giving me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 any debt relief this year, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have no choice now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but to torture myself on the internet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for money to pay off the loans 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I took out to go to film school. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So for this video, I watched 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 every movie that's ever won 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a Razzie award for worst 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 picture of the year. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was an extremely painful experience 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I regretted my decision immediately, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but for the sake of my adoring fans 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and my bank account, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I went ahead and watched all 46 of these 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 movies so I could explain them to you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But after the grueling experience 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of watching all these movies, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not about to tackle this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 breakdown alone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I went ahead and roped in another video 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 essay girly and a talking trash can 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to help explain some of these 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 movies for me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But before I get to the movies, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 let me explain what the Razzies are.