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What's up cinephiles,

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I'm Evasive,

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and this piece of paper right here

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means two things:

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Number one,

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I am tens of thousands of

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dollars in debt,

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and number two,

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I know a lot about movies.

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And since it looks like

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the US government is not

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going to be giving me

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any debt relief this year,

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I have no choice now

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but to torture myself on the internet

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for money to pay off the loans

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I took out to go to film school.

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So for this video, I watched

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every movie that's ever won

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a Razzie award for worst

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picture of the year.

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This was an extremely painful experience

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and I regretted my decision immediately,

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but for the sake of my adoring fans

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and my bank account,

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I went ahead and watched all 46 of these

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movies so I could explain them to you.

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But after the grueling experience

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of watching all these movies,

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I'm not about to tackle this

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breakdown alone.

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So I went ahead and roped in another video

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essay girly and a talking trash can

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to help explain some of these

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movies for me.

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But before I get to the movies,

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let me explain what the Razzies are.