What's up cinephiles,

I'm Evasive,

and this piece of paper right here

means two things:

Number one,

I am tens of thousands of

dollars in debt,

and number two,

I know a lot about movies.

And since it looks like

the US government is not

going to be giving me

any debt relief this year,

I have no choice now

but to torture myself on the internet

for money to pay off the loans

I took out to go to film school.

So for this video, I watched

every movie that's ever won

a Razzie award for worst

picture of the year.

This was an extremely painful experience

and I regretted my decision immediately,

but for the sake of my adoring fans

and my bank account,

I went ahead and watched all 46 of these

movies so I could explain them to you.

But after the grueling experience

of watching all these movies,

I'm not about to tackle this

breakdown alone.

So I went ahead and roped in another video

essay girly and a talking trash can

to help explain some of these

movies for me.

But before I get to the movies,

let me explain what the Razzies are.