[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up cinephiles, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Evasive, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this piece of paper right here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,means two things: Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am tens of thousands of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dollars in debt, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and number two, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot about movies. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since it looks like Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the US government is not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to be giving me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any debt relief this year, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no choice now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but to torture myself on the internet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for money to pay off the loans Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took out to go to film school. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for this video, I watched Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every movie that's ever won Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Razzie award for worst Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picture of the year. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was an extremely painful experience Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I regretted my decision immediately, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for the sake of my adoring fans Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my bank account, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went ahead and watched all 46 of these Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies so I could explain them to you. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But after the grueling experience Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of watching all these movies, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not about to tackle this Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,breakdown alone. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I went ahead and roped in another video Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,essay girly and a talking trash can Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help explain some of these Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies for me. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before I get to the movies, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me explain what the Razzies are.