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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up cinephiles,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Evasive,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this piece of paper right here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,means two things:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am tens of thousands of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dollars in debt,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and number two,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot about movies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since it looks like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the US government is not
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to be giving me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any debt relief this year,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no choice now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but to torture myself on the internet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for money to pay off the loans
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took out to go to film school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for this video, I watched
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every movie that's ever won
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Razzie award for worst
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picture of the year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was an extremely painful experience
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I regretted my decision immediately,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for the sake of my adoring fans
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my bank account,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went ahead and watched all 46 of these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies so I could explain them to you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But after the grueling experience
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of watching all these movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not about to tackle this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,breakdown alone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I went ahead and roped in another video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,essay girly and a talking trash can
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help explain some of these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies for me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before I get to the movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me explain what the Razzies are.