1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's up cinephiles, 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm Evasive, 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and this piece of paper right here 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 means two things: 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Number one, 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am tens of thousands of 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 dollars in debt, 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and number two, 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know a lot about movies. 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And since it looks like 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the US government is not 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 going to be giving me 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 any debt relief this year, 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have no choice now 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but to torture myself on the internet 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for money to pay off the loans 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I took out to go to film school. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So for this video, I watched 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 every movie that's ever won 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a Razzie award for worst 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 picture of the year. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was an extremely painful experience 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I regretted my decision immediately, 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but for the sake of my adoring fans 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and my bank account, 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I went ahead and watched all 46 of these 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 movies so I could explain them to you. 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But after the grueling experience 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of watching all these movies, 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not about to tackle this 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 breakdown alone. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So I went ahead and roped in another video 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 essay girly and a talking trash can 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to help explain some of these 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 movies for me. 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But before I get to the movies, 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 let me explain what the Razzies are.