What's up cinephiles,
I'm Evasive,
and this piece of paper right here
means two things:
Number one,
I am tens of thousands of
dollars in debt,
and number two,
I know a lot about movies.
And since it looks like
the US government is not
going to be giving me
any debt relief this year,
I have no choice now
but to torture myself on the internet
for money to pay off the loans
I took out to go to film school.
So for this video, I watched
every movie that's ever won
a Razzie award for worst
picture of the year.
This was an extremely painful experience
and I regretted my decision immediately,
but for the sake of my adoring fans
and my bank account,
I went ahead and watched all 46 of these
movies so I could explain them to you.
But after the grueling experience
of watching all these movies,
I'm not about to tackle this
breakdown alone.
So I went ahead and roped in another video
essay girly and a talking trash can
to help explain some of these
movies for me.
But before I get to the movies,
let me explain what the Razzies are.