It’s 0-0, Chelsea don’t look like they will score past 
Spanish Burnley...

Hold my beard!

Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!

I want to try a…

- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! 
- Bicycle kick!

How did you score that bicycle kick?

HAHA! You are offside!

- Oh no…
- No wait… you scored a bicycle kick!

- Oh yes!
- Get off his thigh!

But how did you score this great strike?
Was it wings? Some advice?

Coz my shooting is s*******...

But your shot was like a fight scene from Star Wars....

- He used this!
- Don’t pretend...

Ooo, bicycle friend!

How to score! Some advice…
Are you just a grown-up Peter Pan?

Or Super-Sexy Superman?
Coz all I wanna do is....

Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!

I want to score a...

Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!

How did you score that bicycle kick?
I tried one for my side...

I totally failed my bicycle kick!
I’ve fractured my backside...

Are you a bird?
Are you a plane?

Are you high on cocaine?

Hot dog! We say extend it man!
You are so much better than Timo Werner!

Er, I’m standing right here...

- Was it wires?
- Come on, please...

Were you on a trapeze?

Timo man, I say Jeez
The answer is so simple...

He’s just good at football!
Olivier Giroud hits...

Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!

I want to try a...

- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! 
- Bicycle kick!

I’ve learnt to score a bicycle kick!
I’ve practised through the night!

Just watch, I'm going to score a bicycle kick?
I did it, yes, hi-5!

Great job Timo! Now if you can just learn how to finish simple chances like one-on-ones and open goals, that would be great.

Sure thing boss!