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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.10,0:00:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s 0-0, Chelsea don’t look like they will score past \NSpanish Burnley...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.60,0:00:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold my beard!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.45,0:00:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.80,0:00:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to try a…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! \N- Bicycle kick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.65,0:00:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you score that bicycle kick?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAHA! You are offside!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.40,0:00:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh no…\N- No wait… you scored a bicycle kick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.15,0:00:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yes!\N- Get off his thigh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.70,0:00:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how did you score this great strike?\NWas it wings? Some advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.55,0:00:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coz my shooting is s*******...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But your shot was like a fight scene from Star Wars....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.30,0:00:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He used this!\N- Don’t pretend...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.50,0:00:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooo, bicycle friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How to score! Some advice…\NAre you just a grown-up Peter Pan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.35,0:00:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or Super-Sexy Superman?\NCoz all I wanna do is....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.35,0:00:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.25,0:00:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to score a...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.25,0:00:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.15,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you score that bicycle kick?\NI tried one for my side...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.55,0:01:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I totally failed my bicycle kick!\NI’ve fractured my backside...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.85,0:01:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a bird?\NAre you a plane?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.80,0:01:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you high on cocaine?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.45,0:01:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hot dog! We say extend it man!\NYou are so much better than Timo Werner!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.80,0:01:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, I’m standing right here...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.80,0:01:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was it wires?\N- Come on, please...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.15,0:01:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you on a trapeze?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.70,0:01:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Timo man, I say Jeez\NThe answer is so simple...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s just good at football!\NOlivier Giroud hits...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.05,0:01:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.10,0:01:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to try a...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! \N- Bicycle kick!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.00,0:01:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve learnt to score a bicycle kick!\NI’ve practised through the night!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.65,0:01:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just watch, I'm going to score a bicycle kick?\NI did it, yes, hi-5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.30,0:01:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great job Timo! Now if you can just learn how to finish simple chances like one-on-ones and open goals, that would be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.95,0:02:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure thing boss!