It’s 0-0, Chelsea don’t look like they will score past Spanish Burnley...
Hold my beard!
Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
I want to try a…
- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! - Bicycle kick!
How did you score that bicycle kick?
HAHA! You are offside!
- Oh no… - No wait… you scored a bicycle kick!
- Oh yes! - Get off his thigh!
But how did you score this great strike? Was it wings? Some advice?
Coz my shooting is s*******...
But your shot was like a fight scene from Star Wars....
- He used this! - Don’t pretend...
Ooo, bicycle friend!
How to score! Some advice… Are you just a grown-up Peter Pan?
Or Super-Sexy Superman? Coz all I wanna do is....
Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
I want to score a...
Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
How did you score that bicycle kick? I tried one for my side...
I totally failed my bicycle kick! I’ve fractured my backside...
Are you a bird? Are you a plane?
Are you high on cocaine?
Hot dog! We say extend it man! You are so much better than Timo Werner!
Er, I’m standing right here...
- Was it wires? - Come on, please...
Were you on a trapeze?
Timo man, I say Jeez The answer is so simple...
He’s just good at football! Olivier Giroud hits...
Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
I want to try a...
- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! - Bicycle kick!
I’ve learnt to score a bicycle kick! I’ve practised through the night!
Just watch, I'm going to score a bicycle kick? I did it, yes, hi-5!
Great job Timo! Now if you can just learn how to finish simple chances like one-on-ones and open goals, that would be great.
Sure thing boss!