WEBVTT 00:00:05.310 --> 00:00:07.193 Thank you all so much for coming over. 00:00:07.259 --> 00:00:08.800 Of course, this is so nice. 00:00:08.846 --> 00:00:10.609 You know, I actually, walked all the way 00:00:10.609 --> 00:00:12.502 from Brooklyn because it's so beautiful today. 00:00:12.502 --> 00:00:14.455 Yeah, New York is gorgeous in the Spring. 00:00:14.455 --> 00:00:15.943 Spring has officially sprung. 00:00:16.344 --> 00:00:17.690 (laughter) 00:00:17.950 --> 00:00:19.346 (solemnly) Winter is coming. 00:00:23.853 --> 00:00:25.714 Who's your new friend, again, Seth? 00:00:25.918 --> 00:00:26.907 This is Jon. NOTE Paragraph 00:00:26.907 --> 00:00:29.482 And Jon, actually, winter is over and we're headed into Spring now. 00:00:29.558 --> 00:00:31.131 Winter is coming. 00:00:32.905 --> 00:00:33.709 Okay. 00:00:34.160 --> 00:00:36.576 The snow'll fall 100 feet deep. 00:00:37.436 --> 00:00:39.655 The ice wind will howl out the North. 00:00:40.015 --> 00:00:41.813 And the sun hides its face for years 00:00:41.813 --> 00:00:43.821 and little children will all be born and die 00:00:43.821 --> 00:00:45.198 in the darkness. 00:00:47.969 --> 00:00:49.900 So much for global warming, huh? 00:00:49.900 --> 00:00:50.988 (light laughter) 00:00:50.988 --> 00:00:52.491 You won't be laughing when 00:00:52.491 --> 00:00:54.343 the White Walkers rip you limb from limb. 00:00:54.519 --> 00:00:56.505 And packs of pale spiders as big as hounds 00:00:56.505 --> 00:00:57.965 feast on your remains. 00:01:02.437 --> 00:01:04.417 So, how does everybody like the wine? 00:01:04.481 --> 00:01:05.307 Oh, it's great. 00:01:05.307 --> 00:01:06.023 Where's it from? 00:01:06.023 --> 00:01:07.268 It's from a place in Napa 00:01:07.268 --> 00:01:08.272 called Schramsberg Valley. 00:01:08.278 --> 00:01:09.798 You know, my mom's actually from Napa. 00:01:10.061 --> 00:01:11.240 I didn't know that. 00:01:11.725 --> 00:01:13.094 I never knew my mother. 00:01:14.731 --> 00:01:16.161 I'm sorry to hear that, Jon. 00:01:16.877 --> 00:01:18.272 I'm a bastard. 00:01:18.272 --> 00:01:19.391 (Seth): Okay, but you don't have to 00:01:19.391 --> 00:01:20.685 call yourself that, though. 00:01:20.902 --> 00:01:22.376 I'm the bastard son of Lord Eddard Stark 00:01:22.376 --> 00:01:23.599 of Winterfell, 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:25.057 head of the Stark family, 00:01:25.057 --> 00:01:26.665 Warden of the North. 00:01:28.026 --> 00:01:29.596 (woman): Well, he sounds like an 00:01:29.596 --> 00:01:30.951 impressive guy. 00:01:30.952 --> 00:01:32.860 Do your and your father keep in touch? 00:01:33.137 --> 00:01:34.753 His head was chopped off. 00:01:35.413 --> 00:01:36.727 You're always talking about how 00:01:36.727 --> 00:01:37.571 you don't have any friends 00:01:37.585 --> 00:01:38.737 and this is why. 00:01:38.773 --> 00:01:39.624 I'm just making small talk. 00:01:39.768 --> 00:01:41.369 No, no, no, none of that is small talk. 00:01:41.409 --> 00:01:42.355 Small talk is: 00:01:42.355 --> 00:01:43.441 What do you do for a living? 00:01:43.441 --> 00:01:44.672 Do you have any siblings? 00:01:45.118 --> 00:01:45.588 Okay. 00:01:45.588 --> 00:01:45.875 Okay? 00:01:45.875 --> 00:01:46.470 Okay. 00:01:46.470 --> 00:01:46.900 All right. 00:01:49.151 --> 00:01:52.402 So, Lotz, do you have any siblings? 00:01:53.423 --> 00:01:55.427 Uh, one brother. Lives in Cleveland. 00:01:55.506 --> 00:01:56.326 You? 00:01:58.616 --> 00:01:59.672 My brother was stabbed to death 00:01:59.672 --> 00:02:00.719 at his own wedding. 00:02:01.302 --> 00:02:01.922 My bad. 00:02:01.922 --> 00:02:03.588 My bad, I knew it as soon as I said it. 00:02:03.853 --> 00:02:04.303 Okay. 00:02:04.727 --> 00:02:05.908 Are you still in Brooklyn, Michelle? 00:02:05.908 --> 00:02:07.487 Oh, no, I am. I moved to the city. 00:02:07.584 --> 00:02:10.052 (woman): Ah, we just moved to the city, too. 00:02:10.104 --> 00:02:10.892 And let me tell you, 00:02:10.902 --> 00:02:12.136 it was the right decision. 00:02:12.807 --> 00:02:13.969 The Wall. 00:02:14.065 --> 00:02:15.341 (woman:) What's that, Jon? 00:02:15.539 --> 00:02:16.674 That's where I live. 00:02:16.674 --> 00:02:18.659 It's 400 leagues north of King's Landing. 00:02:19.249 --> 00:02:21.146 Lawrence: So, like, Staten Island? 00:02:22.252 --> 00:02:24.016 There's no island, sir. 00:02:24.037 --> 00:02:25.519 It's a cold, dark place. 00:02:25.597 --> 00:02:28.026 700 feet high and 300 miles wide. 00:02:28.026 --> 00:02:30.108 Made of nothing but pure ice, 00:02:30.108 --> 00:02:31.752 with conditions so harsh and cold 00:02:31.752 --> 00:02:33.637 it'd make you little prick fall off. 00:02:40.283 --> 00:02:42.166 The brussel sprouts are amazing. 00:02:43.254 --> 00:02:44.633 What's this, pancetta? 00:02:45.744 --> 00:02:46.826 It is. 00:02:48.038 --> 00:02:50.173 (man): Um, Seth, where did you two say 00:02:50.173 --> 00:02:51.334 you met again? 00:02:51.696 --> 00:02:53.047 Crossfit. 00:02:53.420 --> 00:02:55.336 (Jon): The high-intensity interval training keeps 00:02:55.336 --> 00:02:57.236 me in shape for fighting Wildlings, 00:02:57.236 --> 00:02:59.186 while the increased muscle mass helps 00:02:59.186 --> 00:03:00.339 me defend the seven kingdoms against 00:03:00.339 --> 00:03:01.559 55-foot giants. 00:03:02.402 --> 00:03:04.433 (Seth): And I just, you know, wanna look 00:03:04.433 --> 00:03:05.781 good for TV. 00:03:06.325 --> 00:03:07.839 I like your friend, Seth. 00:03:07.839 --> 00:03:09.118 He's so interesting. 00:03:09.389 --> 00:03:10.737 Your red hair... 00:03:11.245 --> 00:03:13.295 reminds me of my first love, Ygritte. 00:03:14.549 --> 00:03:16.634 Oh, Ygritte. Tell me about Ygritte. 00:03:18.745 --> 00:03:20.809 She shot me with three arrows in the chest 00:03:20.809 --> 00:03:22.871 and then a child murdered her in cold blood. 00:03:24.445 --> 00:03:25.935 Was it the child murder stuff? 00:03:25.935 --> 00:03:26.630 Yes. 00:03:27.648 --> 00:03:29.333 I'd like to apologize for the way 00:03:29.333 --> 00:03:30.382 I've been acting. 00:03:30.582 --> 00:03:32.026 Work has been very stressful. 00:03:32.485 --> 00:03:33.418 Why? 00:03:34.368 --> 00:03:35.824 It's a complicated story. 00:03:36.702 --> 00:03:37.607 We've got time. 00:03:38.795 --> 00:03:39.733 Okay. 00:03:40.224 --> 00:03:42.845 Well, it all started when Robert Baratheon, 00:03:42.845 --> 00:03:44.168 king of the seven kingdoms... 00:03:44.498 --> 00:03:46.174 conceived of the throne, so.. 00:03:46.622 --> 00:03:48.633 (Game of Thrones theme song) 00:04:07.158 --> 00:04:07.975 (exhales deeply) 00:04:09.230 --> 00:04:09.969 Wow. 00:04:10.512 --> 00:04:12.461 That should be a series of books. 00:04:13.228 --> 00:04:16.446 Nah, I... think it'd make a better TV show. 00:04:16.640 --> 00:04:18.264 So, wait, who do you think 00:04:18.264 --> 00:04:19.382 your mother really is? 00:04:19.965 --> 00:04:21.386 Well, I thought about it a lot, 00:04:21.386 --> 00:04:22.910 and I'm 100% certain- 00:04:23.029 --> 00:04:24.111 Let's play charades! 00:04:24.329 --> 00:04:25.450 (group): Yeah! 00:04:27.245 --> 00:04:28.346 Dire wolf. 00:04:29.628 --> 00:04:30.512 Three-eyed raven. 00:04:31.858 --> 00:04:32.925 Incest! 00:04:33.206 --> 00:04:34.016 (man): Time. 00:04:34.634 --> 00:04:36.706 Ugh, you know nothing, Jon Snow. 00:04:36.966 --> 00:04:37.993 What was it, then? 00:04:37.993 --> 00:04:39.105 You've Got Mail. 00:04:39.558 --> 00:04:40.981 I love that movie. 00:04:41.359 --> 00:04:42.911 Me, too. (giggles) 00:04:42.911 --> 00:04:43.718 Really? 00:04:43.724 --> 00:04:44.434 Yeah.