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Thank you all so much for coming over.

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Of course, this is so nice.

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You know, I actually, walked all the way

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from Brooklyn because it's so beautiful today.

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Yeah, New York is gorgeous in the Spring.

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Spring has officially sprung.

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(laughter)

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(solemnly) Winter is coming.

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Who's your new friend, again, Seth?

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This is Jon.

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And Jon, actually, winter is over 
and we're headed into Spring now.

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Winter is coming.

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Okay.

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The snow'll fall 100 feet deep.

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The ice wind will howl out the North.

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And the sun hides its face for years

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and little children will all be born and die

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in the darkness.

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So much for global warming, huh?

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(light laughter)

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You won't be laughing when

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the White Walkers rip you limb from limb.

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And packs of pale spiders as big as hounds

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feast on your remains.

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So, how does everybody like the wine?

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Oh, it's great.

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Where's it from?

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It's from a place in Napa

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called Schramsberg Valley.

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You know, my mom's actually from Napa.

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I didn't know that.

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I never knew my mother.

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I'm sorry to hear that, Jon.

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I'm a bastard.

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(Seth): Okay, but you don't have to

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call yourself that, though.

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I'm the bastard son of Lord Eddard Stark

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of Winterfell,

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head of the Stark family,

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Warden of the North.

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(woman): Well, he sounds like an

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impressive guy.

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Do your and your father keep in touch?

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His head was chopped off.

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You're always talking about how

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you don't have any friends

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and this is why.

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I'm just making small talk.

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No, no, no, none of that is small talk.

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Small talk is:

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What do you do for a living?

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Do you have any siblings?

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Okay.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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All right.

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So, Lotz, do you have any siblings?

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Uh, one brother. Lives in Cleveland.

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You?

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My brother was stabbed to death

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at his own wedding.

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My bad.

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My bad, I knew it as soon as I said it.

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Okay.

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Are you still in Brooklyn, Michelle?

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Oh, no, I am. I moved to the city.

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(woman): Ah, we just moved to the city, too.

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And let me tell you,

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it was the right decision.

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The Wall.

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(woman:) What's that, Jon?

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That's where I live.

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It's 400 leagues north of King's Landing.

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Lawrence: So, like, Staten Island?

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There's no island, sir.

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It's a cold, dark place.

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700 feet high and 300 miles wide.

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Made of nothing but pure ice,

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with conditions so harsh and cold

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it'd make you little prick fall off.

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The brussel sprouts are amazing.

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What's this, pancetta?

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It is.

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(man): Um, Seth, where did you two say

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you met again?

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Crossfit.

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(Jon): The high-intensity interval training keeps

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me in shape for fighting Wildlings,

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while the increased muscle mass helps

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me defend the seven kingdoms against

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55-foot giants.

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(Seth): And I just, you know, wanna look

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good for TV.

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I like your friend, Seth.

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He's so interesting.

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Your red hair...

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reminds me of my first love, Ygritte.

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Oh, Ygritte. Tell me about Ygritte.

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She shot me with three arrows in the chest

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and then a child murdered her in cold blood.

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Was it the child murder stuff?

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Yes.

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I'd like to apologize for the way

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I've been acting.

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Work has been very stressful.

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Why?

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It's a complicated story.

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We've got time.

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Okay.

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Well, it all started when Robert Baratheon,

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king of the seven kingdoms...

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conceived of the throne, so..

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(Game of Thrones theme song)

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(exhales deeply)

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Wow.

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That should be a series of books.

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Nah, I... think it'd make a better TV show.

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So, wait, who do you think

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your mother really is?

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Well, I thought about it a lot,

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and I'm 100% certain-

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Let's play charades!

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(group): Yeah!

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Dire wolf.

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Three-eyed raven.

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Incest!

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(man): Time.

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Ugh, you know nothing, Jon Snow.

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What was it, then?

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You've Got Mail.

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I love that movie.

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Me, too. (giggles)

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Really?

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Yeah.