Thank you all so much for coming over.
Of course, this is so nice.
You know, I actually, walked all the way
from Brooklyn because it's so beautiful today.
Yeah, New York is gorgeous in the Spring.
Spring has officially sprung.
(laughter)
(solemnly) Winter is coming.
Who's your new friend, again, Seth?
This is Jon.
And Jon, actually, winter is over and we're headed into Spring now.
Winter is coming.
Okay.
The snow'll fall 100 feet deep.
The ice wind will howl out the North.
And the sun hides its face for years
and little children will all be born and die
in the darkness.
So much for global warming, huh?
(light laughter)
You won't be laughing when
the White Walkers rip you limb from limb.
Packs of pale spiders as big as hounds
feast on your remains.
So, how does everybody like the wine?
Oh, it's great.
Where's it from?
It's from a place in Napa
called Schramsberg Valley.
You know, my mom's actually from Napa.
I didn't know that.
I never knew my mother.
I'm sorry to hear that, Jon.
I'm a bastard.
(Seth): Okay, but you don't have to
call yourself that, though.
I'm the bastard son of Lord Eddard Stark
of Winterfell,
head of the Stark family,
Warden of the North.
(woman): Well, he sounds like an
impressive guy.
Do your and your father keep in touch?
His head was chopped off.
You're always talking about how
you don't have any friends
and this is why.
I'm just making small talk.
No, no, no, none of that is small talk.
Small talk is:
What do you do for a living?
Do you have any siblings?
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
All right.
So, Lotz, do you have any siblings?
Uh, one brother. Lives in Cleveland.
You?
My brother was stabbed to death
at his own wedding.
My bad.
My bad, I knew it as soon as I said it.
Okay.
Are you still in Brooklyn, Michelle?
Oh, no, I am. I moved to the city.
(woman): Ah, we just moved to the city, too.
And let me tell you,
it was the right decision.
The Wall.
(woman:) What's that, Jon?
That's where I live.
It's 400 leagues north of King's Landing.
Lawrence: So, like, Staten Island?
There's no island, sir.
It's a cold, dark place.
700 feet high and 300 miles wide.
Made of nothing but pure ice,
with conditions so harsh and cold
it'd make you little prick fall off.
The brussel sprouts are amazing.
What's this, pancetta?
It is.
(man): Um, Seth, where did you two say
you met again?
Crossfit.
(Jon): The high-intensity interval training keeps
me in shape for fighting Wildlings,
while the increased muscle mass helps
me defend the seven kingdoms against
55-foot giants.
(Seth): And I just, you know, wanna look
good for TV.
I like your friend, Seth.
He's so interesting.
Your red hair...
reminds me of my first love, Ygritte.
Oh, Ygritte. Tell me about Ygritte.
She shot me with three arrows in the chest
and then a child murdered her in cold blood.
Was it the child murder stuff?
Yes.
I'd like to apologize for the way
I've been acting.
Work has been very stressful.
Why?
It's a complicated story.
We've got time.
Okay.
Well, it all started when Robert Baratheon,
king of the seven kingdoms...
conceived of the throne, so..
(Game of Thrones theme song)
(exhales deeply)
Wow.
That should be a series of books.
Nah, I... think it'd make a better TV show.
So, wait, who do you think
your mother really is?
Well, I thought about it a lot,
and I'm 100% certain-
Let's play charades!
(group): Yeah!
Dire wolf.
Three-eyed raven.
Incest!
(man): Time.
Ugh, you know nothing, Jon Snow.
What was it, then?
You've Got Mail.
I love that movie.
Me, too. (giggles)
Really?
Yeah.