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And we're supposed to look
like we've never had sex in our lives.

[laughs]

Lets get 'em, girls.

[laughing]

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This is Airforce Amy,

star of HBO's CatHouse,

currently featuring at the lovely
Sheri's Resort and Ranch.

Another absolutely wonderful,
licensed l-legal brothel

in Nevada.

And you're here in my personal suite
where I keep all my

personal things with

fun to the time you have with me.

These are for our naughty, naughty boys.

A little training can't hurt anybody.

And when we go to-and when we
go to a bungalow,

all this stuff goes in my little basket

and we're not goin'
to grandma's house, honey.

So want me to show you around some more?

Lets go!

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Stay with the tour.

And we do give free tours
to all the public.

Anybody could come in
at any day,

at any time,

and get a free tour
from one of the ladies.

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And this is, of course, our lovely
and lavish and opulent parlor.

And we'll have 25 ladies on a shift
at any time

and we'll all stand,

introduce ourselves in a nice
l-uh, line up.

And you could choose whoever you like.

And hopefully it'll be me!

And these are some of the items
that are typically on anys-

any lady's menu at any given time.

You can actually get the definition
of these items

at sherisranch.com.

This is our lovely bubble bath room

and it's very deep

so lots of people and lots of activities
can fit in here.

We're the only brothel in Nevada,
or in the world for that matter,

that actually has a corporate sponsor,
such as Budweiser.

This room is really fun
for all of our NASCAR fans

and our Budweiser drinkers, as well.

Don't mind me.

[laughs]

And this is our fine dining suite.

A lot of times I'll have my gentlemen
stay overnight

and we have a wonderfully prepared meal
by our chef

and we can actually dine nude,
if you'd like.

Our hotel has 10 suites available

and 3 of them are actually themed suites

just as nice as our bungalows
that I'm going to show you next.

And this would be our Roman Emperor Suite

and when in Rome...

And this would be Arabian Nights theme.

♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

You could have a harem of ladies

or just one.

I'll be your genie in a bottle

and make all yours wishes come true.

This is the jungle suite.

Rawr!

[laughing]

Rumble in the jungle, baby!

All my baby boomers,

come on back to the day!

Back to the '60's,
when the time of free,

fun, free love.

After you pay.

[laughs]

And this is our King Arthur suite.

You could be my knight
in shiny armor.

Come see me soon, all you Sir Lancelot's!

[laughs]

And this is the lovely
and gorgeous Stella.

This is only one of the many ladies
that are available.

Gorgeous, attractive, talented,
and lovely ladies

at Sheri's Ranch.

Please be sure to visit

sherisranch.com

and also check out my blog:

airforceamy.com/blog.

[mwah]

I'll see you soon.

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